San Ramon Valley High School - Kernel Yearbook (Danville, CA)

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--Q Mr. Cooley--Cin Sciencel Why does a dog wiggle its tail? ' Leland--HBecause the tail can't wiggle the dog. I guess. n '. A A A A n A .fx Mr. Cooley--HVhat does an automobile spring do? Hilda--dlt furnishes water for the radiator? Jim. .1' .1-,Ju :LYS 1.21 A. 1. I A .. .' A A Mr. Brown--HDid you take a shower, Fred?n Fred--UNO, is there one missing?n ..n...xn, f..fx1.n Mrs. Prescott--nWhat is the term neten used for? Arlen--nlt is used to make people believe that we know a lot more then we really do? J' J. .f ,.V.Bf.J'L - .J. .'f.,3'l.J'L A 1. .' 1-. A f. W. ., 1- .fx fn n Lady: Good morning, sir! Will you take a chair? Installment Collector: No, thank you, I've come to take the radio. '- J-' 1' K' M :L-ag ' :ua TI 1-. 1x 7' 'A' A 71 .- fx In A farmer recently sued a railroad company for killing his cow. The jury's verdict, in favor of the farmer, read: Ulf the train had ran as it should have rung if the bell had rung as it should have rangg if the whistle had blowed as it should have blew, both of which it did neither--the cow would not have been injured when she was killed.u . ,J.J' . .,QLJf ..3'.., .J'..2iJ'.2l Y. I .V rx fn A .I .. n. n n n First Farmers I've got a freak on my farm. It's a two legged calf. Seeondt I know. He came to call on my daughter last night. F '., . .. J'.J'. XL.. . ... .3'....'fJCi.. .. ,A .n A n .1 f. A A n A Eula: What does LL.D. after a man's name mean? Julia: I guess it means that he's a lung and liver doctor.

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' THE WORLD WOULD COME TO AN END IF: Edna Mae ever hurried Amil were a Woman Hater Merle ever stopped arguing Boris ever combed his hair Wilma ever lost her temper Bertha Alling wore stockings Ed Johnson didn't have an alibi Clara Lawrence stopped giggling Vincent Campanale lost his lisp One Semester should go by and Stan- ley didn't try to raise a mustache. Betty and Eula were ever separated Filippo ever said a word in Civics Jean Miller didn't crab about P. E. Arvie should forget to set his wave Lyman should forget A certain girl Howard Wiedemann should go on a diet Vivian Kraft ever got anything but A's A school dance were a financial success Bill Hendricks ever used his right hand Josephine Lion suddenly turned Democrats Evelyn Murillo ever forgot her lipstick Melva Osborn should become a chatterbox Eldred kept his eyes open when he danced Mildred Moss ever forgot to curl her hair ' Fern Osborn should lose all her boy friends Mr. Cooley ever failed to give an assignment A Student Body meeting should go by without- at least one argument. fPage Berman and Merlel Le Roy's hair should sudienly become straight We could kid Miss Finney out of tenth period. fFuture Economics Classes Please note' this.J Pinky Camacho were ever on time for one whole week Clara Holmes should develop a soft contralto voice- Student Council meetings ever accomplished auything The girls ever forgot to ask Do we dress for gym? Students ever took home notices handed out at school Pat and Armand suddenly became angels and A students Mrs. Meckfessel ever let you put the shades up crooked Betty Strait could ever find what she wanted in her locker Ruth Schoener didn't lose her purse at least once each day

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