San Ramon Valley High School - Kernel Yearbook (Danville, CA)

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' THE WORLD WOULD COME TO AN END IF: Edna Mae ever hurried Amil were a Woman Hater Merle ever stopped arguing Boris ever combed his hair Wilma ever lost her temper Bertha Alling wore stockings Ed Johnson didn't have an alibi Clara Lawrence stopped giggling Vincent Campanale lost his lisp One Semester should go by and Stan- ley didn't try to raise a mustache. Betty and Eula were ever separated Filippo ever said a word in Civics Jean Miller didn't crab about P. E. Arvie should forget to set his wave Lyman should forget A certain girl Howard Wiedemann should go on a diet Vivian Kraft ever got anything but A's A school dance were a financial success Bill Hendricks ever used his right hand Josephine Lion suddenly turned Democrats Evelyn Murillo ever forgot her lipstick Melva Osborn should become a chatterbox Eldred kept his eyes open when he danced Mildred Moss ever forgot to curl her hair ' Fern Osborn should lose all her boy friends Mr. Cooley ever failed to give an assignment A Student Body meeting should go by without- at least one argument. fPage Berman and Merlel Le Roy's hair should sudienly become straight We could kid Miss Finney out of tenth period. fFuture Economics Classes Please note' this.J Pinky Camacho were ever on time for one whole week Clara Holmes should develop a soft contralto voice- Student Council meetings ever accomplished auything The girls ever forgot to ask Do we dress for gym? Students ever took home notices handed out at school Pat and Armand suddenly became angels and A students Mrs. Meckfessel ever let you put the shades up crooked Betty Strait could ever find what she wanted in her locker Ruth Schoener didn't lose her purse at least once each day

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Joshua Bollinger was an odd genius. There's an old story about that house he built. When he put his chimney on the side facing the road, which just wasn't done in those days, the neighbors all com- plained to him that it didn't look well at all. He replied ririly, characteristically, This here chimney is for Josh to look at. There are other parts of the place that are mighty peculiar too, like that blank north wall. They say the floor plan's unusual, but I was in the place but once and that to Mrs. Bollinger's funeral. But Jo- shua was from Missouri, Bollinger County too, so you see his people were the pioneers in the more eastern-west. I guess that's Missouri we see in his house. As to style, it's something like a cross between New England and California. The little dormer-windows, the high-peaked roof and grooved siding are eastern, but the low rambling wings and verandah are like the adobes of the Mexicans. Many people have since owned Joshua's house, and many years have passed too, but the tired old house is still I think, the most in- teresting place in the valley, though there may be some who will Missouri-like say You gotta shew me.U Yes, Joshua was the original ollinger to settle in Bollinger Canyon, but soon there were lots of Bollingers and pioneers have to have elbow room. Then too, Joshua was too queer to get along with people. His wife, Catherine Luney, was just as strange, they say her sister was in- sane, so you see why in '66, they came down here near Alamo and built their place. Joshua didn't have any land troubles, and he was absolutely sure of his two hundred and eighty-three acres, for he was a good business man, but he could not read, and therefore, eating out was a problem for he could only tell the waiter, while pointing to the menu, Gimme from ther to ther.

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--Q Mr. Cooley--Cin Sciencel Why does a dog wiggle its tail? ' Leland--HBecause the tail can't wiggle the dog. I guess. n '. A A A A n A .fx Mr. Cooley--HVhat does an automobile spring do? Hilda--dlt furnishes water for the radiator? Jim. .1' .1-,Ju :LYS 1.21 A. 1. I A .. .' A A Mr. Brown--HDid you take a shower, Fred?n Fred--UNO, is there one missing?n ..n...xn, f..fx1.n Mrs. Prescott--nWhat is the term neten used for? Arlen--nlt is used to make people believe that we know a lot more then we really do? J' J. .f ,.V.Bf.J'L - .J. .'f.,3'l.J'L A 1. .' 1-. A f. W. ., 1- .fx fn n Lady: Good morning, sir! Will you take a chair? Installment Collector: No, thank you, I've come to take the radio. '- J-' 1' K' M :L-ag ' :ua TI 1-. 1x 7' 'A' A 71 .- fx In A farmer recently sued a railroad company for killing his cow. The jury's verdict, in favor of the farmer, read: Ulf the train had ran as it should have rung if the bell had rung as it should have rangg if the whistle had blowed as it should have blew, both of which it did neither--the cow would not have been injured when she was killed.u . ,J.J' . .,QLJf ..3'.., .J'..2iJ'.2l Y. I .V rx fn A .I .. n. n n n First Farmers I've got a freak on my farm. It's a two legged calf. Seeondt I know. He came to call on my daughter last night. F '., . .. J'.J'. XL.. . ... .3'....'fJCi.. .. ,A .n A n .1 f. A A n A Eula: What does LL.D. after a man's name mean? Julia: I guess it means that he's a lung and liver doctor.