San Diego State University - Del Sudoeste Yearbook (San Diego, CA)

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28 WHITEAND GOLD School No-l'es Startling-The wind blew up the river. Mr. BliSFAmenca was named after A-m-eri-cus. Miss Stokeretsympatheticallyy-Yes, he was killed and died. Miss Kilty-There is one person to the square inch in Australia. Miss Wo-lson-Columbus went in the cabin to call on the Lord. Miss Ysabel Brooks entertained the Pristis crew at a tea on January 2. Miss Effie Nugent is playing the role of school timaiam at Newport Beach. . Miss Kaidel and Miss Johnson entertained the Pristis crew during the holidays. I 1 Miss Virginia Spencer has been unable to attend school the past two weeks on account of severe illness. . Miss Tanner, having recovered sufficiently from her accident, is again able to make the girls iitoe the mark Bernice tseeking a watch which marked secondsQ-Mr. Skilling, may I borrow your second-hand watch? The Rhinegolds enjoyed a pleasant dip at L015 Banos on February I, after returning from a row on: the bay. At the receptioneJuat think, I heard some one call that play a. Iifareef' Pm not much of a judge, but I thought .it was fairly good. Mr. Warriner. tdiscussing Pizarroy-Novw, when he came to conquer Peru he brought two whole and two half brothers with him. Mr. Thompson-The sun will be a cold body in 6,000,000 years. But donIt worry! You will probably be warm enough by that time. Tennis is proving exceedingly absorbing. At least one member of the faculty has been known to forget a recitation while playing a particularly exciting game. Miss Eugenia Watkins has returned to her school work after a severe attack of measles. She has tHe sincere sympathy of the students and facu ulty in the recent death of her father. Mr. Bliss 0n Civics recitation, discussion orf wealthyeWell, is air wealth? Can it be exchanged? Miss Schussler-Hot air can. Miss Stephens tin History IID-The fourth class of me'n im Athenian society had no arms. Sharp-I wonder which one of us she really does prefer?

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WHITEAND GOLD 27 Exchamgzs Building up an exchange list is a slowK proposition but something that every new school journal is eager to accomplish. In response to our first number sent out, we have received several exchanges. Every new one is cordially welcomed and we hope before my months to be able to put some thing besides joshes in this column. The Janus, from Hanford High, formed the foundation for our tipile. The cover design is good, and quite appropriate for a football number. If this issue of the paper is to be judged as at fair sample, the gamma sthnd- ard is undoubtedly lower than it was a: year ago. 'The Radius from Kansas City is without doubt the wittiest paper we have received. The joshes and locals are handled in a masterly fashion. The editor of this department is a humorist. The nLisn: of Magazine? is particularly good. Mills College White and Gold is thorouglily literary. The article on Rossetti is worthy of very special mention. Such a. piece of work shows a broad knowledge of literature in general. The comparative poems could not have been so aptly chosen without much careful thought and study. There was a young woman called Mrs, Who said: I donit know what a Kss. But a fellow in haste put his amt iround her waist, And quietly said, Why, Thist. -Fomm5 St. Joseph, MO. Samba, whatis you doinf these day? the an oculist in er hotel. TtYou donit mean it ?ii ttYis, I cuts the eyes out of the potatoesf,-Cwlendar, Buffalo, N. Y. The teacher asked, And what is space? The trembling student said, I cant think at present, But I have it in my headfi-Mustard Stalk. A sweet German maid of Cologne Was in love with a Mick named Malogne, But Irish and Dutch Can never micks mutch, And therefore she still lives alogne.-The Quill, N. C. H. S. Where would you expect to find the moon at 12 oiclock P. M. when it is full? Under the table.-Quill, N . C. H. S. Act I.-Maid, one. Act II.-Maid won. Act III.-Made oneeEx.

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WHITEANDGOLD 29 Mr. West was asking for a variety-A' girl wouldntt like to live on chocolate creams for three weeks would Shle? Mr. Duffy-That depends. How much in love is she? F irst girl after some strenuous exercisel-My, but I havent any wind left. Second girl-WhaLt did you say? Third girl-Oh! she just mentioned the fact that shle was a windless. First F reshman tafter the receptionle-Wasnit it good of the students to let us come up and watch them dance? Second Freshman--Yes, and wont it be good when we arenlt freshmen and can have two dishes of ice cream. nOh! Where are you going, my little maid ? tTm going to grammar, sirf she said. But went you not there last term? quoth he. ttOh, yes! and the term before that, said she. Extracts from Miss Grandstaffls report in Hist. VI.-The men were dying of starvation, so one comrade caught another and put him on to fry. The men were suffering from starvation. They were all alive and be- gan to get desperate over the fact. Miss CeWhy did they make the hand of the statue only eleven inclfes long? Miss G.-I donlt know. why? Miss Calf they made it twelve it would be a foot. On the eve of Jan. 30 the Glaucus crew entertained their friends with a large party. The crowd did not land but rowed about the bay. It was specially delightful as the harbor was well lighted by 331 the men-of-war in port. Supper was served on the water. The party was chaperoned by Mr. Thompson and all report 3; most delightful time. Chemistry studenteWhat was that pretty green you had in the lab. last year? Prof.-It must have been the group I, girls. Chemistry student-But what about the pretty green you have there this year? Mr. Skilling-I dont know, unless you mean the group VIII trio. The birthday of Robert Burns, January 25, was appropriately celebrated at the Normal School. Selections from the work of the famous poet were read and recited. The numbers were chosen with great care by Miss Pratt. Various poems and parts of poems were presented. They depicted the poet in his many numerous moods. Scotch music was also a feature of the pro- gramme. The chorus rendered several selections and Miss Mills Sang charmingly a number of the poets ballads. The Y. W. C. A. tendered a reception to the new students on February I. Although it was in honor of the new students the old ones- received a hearty