San Bernardino High School - Tyro Yearbook (San Bernardino, CA)

Text from Pages 1 - 162 of the 1921 volume:

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NU xigiz QA 'Ti' X, Jackson S.13.H- -Si 'zl w Q 0 .rf.. ...Q 'hr Igrn Annual Hnlumr xxuiii lliuhliahrh hy the Ammriatrh Siuhrnt Bnhg nf Ban Eernarhinn High Srhnnl Ninvtrrn iqunhrrh Glunmtng-Gbne 1 I Ghz Eyre 1-5' f'f:5 ff f, H G, : as 12: 1 nb A 65- -fn I f-ff. :yn-. an -1 J -6- :- an A 'W -12 0 -f -1 D ff- Ffa if at J fir s a- 6 is Q -sew IIJC ,, ' 1 gas D Viz. - .gf 5 -:-25.15 6 ' K UK f1 '4.Q-5: gym ?'?:I'f:.4 mu-Rev-D-1.24 f'?22,'Ir,Ij Title Page ----- - - - -3 Dedication - - - - 6 Board of Education - 8 Foreword - - - - 9 Board of Editors - 10 Faculty - - - I'I -I 5 Organizations - - I 7-5 I Athletics - , - ,5 3 -62 Debating - - 63-66 ' stage - - 67-73 Staff - - 75-78 Military - - 79-83 Society ------ - 85-88 Tales From the Track Ca story, - - 89-9I Calendar ------ - 92-99 The Proof fa Sforyp J - 100-102 Memory fa poeml - I02 Alumni ------ - I03-I04 Two Nights in Jail fa storyj - - - I05-I06 Mads Melodies ----- - 107 Hitch Your Wagon to a Star fa storyj - I08-I I0 Sophomore Poem ----- - I I I Freshman Poem - ---- - I IZ The Mistress of the Mist fa storyj - - I I3-I I9 High School ldyI ---- - I 20-I 2 I Jokes, Ads. - - - - - 123-150 Snapshots - - - I 6-52-74-84-I 22-I 2 7 'Glue C2 Ulu Eur Elgrimzipal F, Sinvnkinn fulpnse kinhlg smile, sincere frienhship, unit helpful ahixice hafie funn the ahmiraiinn nf eherg stuheni nf 5- TQ. EH. S., fue, ilqe Gllzrss nf Nineteen iiffnentg-G9ne hehinate this hunk V K. L. STOCKTON Principal of San Bernardino High School 'Gln 'Eyre DR. B. R. CRANDALL Superintendent of Schools Ghz '52 Enarh nf Ehuraiinn fur th: gzar 15211-21 cf-Hahn Qmhreznn, ijt., llpresiheni jmrs- QR. gq. fl5z1rner EFJH, EE. Pimnnk ma 5- QUBB5 Hugh HU. ,Einksnn Ghz Eyre 3'Hnremnrh his hunk is zz recurh nf the schnul 'gear uf nineteen hunhreh sinh ifnenig-une in San Igernarhinn Zhigh Snhunl. what it shall he at rennrh nut nnlg nf fnnrk mth schnnl antihities, hut uf the true spirit nf nur snhnul, is the hesire nf the Stuff. gli: is at pleasure in gihe ihe peeqale uf the nummuniig ar Innk iniu the fuurhings nf their glfligh Srhnnl. 'Ebe Eyre Enarh nf Ehitnra Erin Blush Arthur 'Harhrn illilalrnlm ililurrag Timuurll Martin iKgIz1nh Gfhunmanxt iiarrg Hrgnr Enlm Sirahan Ghz Eyre Eliarulig 2 RAYMOND M. WESTOVER Boys Vice Principal Commercial Law Geography EMMA J. KAST Girls Vice Principal U. S. History - Ebe Eyre 12 ANNA MAE AIKEN Music AUGUSTUS BYRN Mechanics CARRIE CODDINC-TON English EDWARD C. CLINE Science GENEVIEVE CORWIN Science HARRY j. BELL, JR. Orchestra LULU BROOKS Commercial VICTOR BERCER Military GRACE CHAMPION English HARRY COOK Mechanics 'Elm Eyre 13 RALPH E. CHAMBERS Science MRS. CLARA DENTLER English BESS FURLONG Latin CHARLES E. GRIFFIN Science CLEONICE HOWERY Home Economics ALMA F EAC-IN Commercial TACIE MAE HANNA Dramatics ADELINE HILL Public Speaking A. CARL HENTSCHKE Mathematics, History RUTH JOHNSON Typing 14 Ebe Cjyro MAUDE HASKELL HOLLIS Art GIDEON D. KNAPP History HUGH L. MCGRAW Mechanics LILLIAN REID Home Economics RUTH RANDALL Latin CLARA KELLER English HELEN MACE Mathematics LEORA WALKER Biology RENA B. PINE Mathematics MARGARET RANDALL' Applied Art Bbz 'Eyre 15 MABLE. SAWYER English T. E. SMETHURST Mechanics ANNA STEWART Phys. Ed. CRYSTOL THODE Librarian CHARLES WILDE Band HELEN SCOTT Phys. Ed. DOROTHY SHEA Commercial VERA STEINBERG French, Spanish PAULIN E STILES Librarian ELN ORA MILLER English Ghz Eyre Ghz -Eyre H m , 5 I I J NY Q 1, 4-xx I.: .' NHZATYUKWN5 -w .. .ff fa- fm! ,4 :j i Y X X nlllluf 'Z-x X N- r N'9Nx?S-A., ' . N - HN - 5 --.3 x-XX--w , Qx:x.,EEg.,E I in als x x 'I ,.,.x,, 1 1- , W E ' A, M Xbxu- - 5 x1 2:H'4fE ' 1 w .- I A 11 Ql'l.f1ff?A num fr Luigi, Hliigm ,sl 'QQJXY '- I 5 0 ' W' N W 4 x 1 N1 i Xmrl1f IMI if :Vim ' f NX ' .X AX X! I ll ff li mi! 'na' I I 'LLHXX fmm ' ,li H ,, , 1:21144 'W , , 7 ,f , ., f M4 ,I fi '7 XX ff0Qu1eLLnl -Af KYWX. jfiila X Z 4 -- f Ghz 'Eyre 0112155 HIJPIII Zlinnr Hrarz Kaur lianarh Four years have passed, in memory short, Since we, in supplication, sought Knowledge. We came, desirous then, and we In answer to our plea, were taught. Four year have passed, in memory short. Four years of toil, of strength well spent ln wisdoms search. And now we turn, Our steps on life's strange pathway bent. Four years have passed, in memory short. Four years of pleasure, fun and mirth, Of playing and of joy are passed, The happiest of our's on earth. One parting word, we would, as friends, Bequeath to each succeeding class, Work hardg play fastg make each day count More than the last. Four years soon pass. O. S. '21 ' M QQ, 2 5' ',1' 1 f bis GQ mm H -. X' ll f .,., '. ' - fii, 1 ' f' WA p I rlffx-Q3 , -jf 1 . f I 20 Gbo. .L-jyro Clllazz will Ruth Adair leaves fifty-nine experi- ments in her physics notebook undone. Charles Adair leaves the ground five feet six inches below him. Josephine Allemand leaves the door swingingg she's glad to get out. Ray Barrows leaves his rattle to the drums. Gene Biglow leaves her notes to the piano. Ellen Bishop leaves for Pomona with a scholarship tucked under each arm. George Bishop relinquishfes his right to raise the stage curtain. Porter Brown leaves his laugh to next year's leading lady. Harold Berry wills his vocabulary Qwithout animosity, to Paul Babcock. Lillian Bollong leaves her cunning lisp to Lois Poling. Leona Carey leaves Al's sweater for Leland's arms. Thelma Carter leaves her? French Coiffure to Marion Reed. lrving Carson leaves his trusty old Ford, I won't be home until morn- ing? to Charlie Parnell. John Clinton leaves for Needles and his Light o' Love. Alberta Chaille leaves on the Colton Special for Oklahoma and him. Florence Coomes leaves her drug store to Elizabeth Bradley. Gordon Cram wills his rubber heels to Miss Hill for use in the library. . Marion Crist leaves his new trigon- ometry formula to Miss Mace. Louise Corcoran leaves for the north in her trousseau and his Little Green Ford. Blanche Coy leaves ifor Highlands, but her heart is not there. William Cozard leaves Valer and his religion. Dora Dexter leaves her voice to Miss Stiles. Wilma Dexter wills her yelling abil- ity to Elizabeth Wilson. Charles Davis leaves school with the reputation of never having let his studies interfere with his education. Eugene Davis leaves his pompadour to Dick Mack. Marshall Dimock leaves his ability as a home breaker Cask Porterl to Herman Katz. Clark Donmyer wills his ability to drive home from the Senior play with only one hand to future-steppers. Dorothy Doolittle leaves a vast store of knowledge on the Philippine ques- tion at the Public Library. Buren Fowler leaves the sawdust from the pole vaulting pit in his shoes. Mabel Fowler leaves with her brother in their Ford. Ruth Freeman leaves with her sparkler. Harvey Franklin leaves early so he can get to his operator's job at the Isis. Albert F risbie leaves the noise in the library behind him: maybe he can get some sleep now. Mattie Genung leaves her picture in the hands of every member of the Senior Class. Jack George leaves in Major Berg- er's Chevrolet. Margaret Giesler leaves for the Riverside clanceg San Bernardino won't hold her. Charles Gerhart leaves his sprained ankle to next years' Redlands' track team, hoping they'll need it. Thelma Giles wills the all-day-sucker given to her at the Girls' League en- tertainment to Nathan Scheer. Geraldine Gillard leaves her baby stare to Margaret Kennedy. Lou Goldstone leaves his ability to play a fiddle to those who think they can. Leanore Hail leaves her fathers ljew- elry stock of rings to Calla Coomes. Herbert Hall leaves the girls alone. Mary Harris leaves her short dresses to the Armenian relief. 'Ghz -Eyre 21 Ida Hathaway leaves her plush coat Sam Martins leaves a breeze in the to the track team. hall. His ears create some commo- Ethel Hathaway leaves everything tion. but her powder puff. Harwell Harris leaves his position as class treasurer to continue his stud- ies at Sing Sing. Al Henderson leaves his speed in making dates to Horace Edmundson. Alta Hewlett leaves her basketball letter to the alphabet. Ruth Hill leaves for good. Margaret Huston leaves her stride to the track teamg she has a car now. Elizabeth Hutchings leaves Miss Coddington with an A on her card. Willis Inman leaves his sweet smile to the next bashful woman hater. Ruth lnghram leaves with Zelma. Ruth Jackson wills her small share of the front seat in Jimmie Wells' car to Erma Smith. Gladys Johnson bestows her flashy glances upon Leland Williams. Bessie Kemmis refuses to leave her Blink to anyone. 'Doris Kingman leaves her manner- isms to Mr. Wilde. Helen Kiss leaves her last name to the members of next year's basketball team. Harry Langer wills the black cigar left him by Clifford Coy '20 to Major Howard B. Smith. Lorena Langley bequeaths her share in S. B. H. S. to her Freshman brother. Randall Lauterborn leaves his posi- tion playing 23rd cornet in the Wild band to Lowell Wilson. Elsie Lavergne leaves anything she has left. Miles Laurence leaves the Red Skins still unscalped. Freda Leedom leaves to lead 'im a chase. 1 Archie Leffen leaves his shrug and winning ways to Frank Cherry. Paul MacPherson leaves with a cheerful heart, for chemistry and his Tyro monthly job lie behind him. Edith Mcclarren leaves for the weiner roast with Charlie Parnell. Helena Mcclarren and Nlalcolm Murray leave school to continue their fights elsewhere. Anna M'Gough leaves just as she came-awfully quiet. Alan Metheny leaves his violent tem- per to Elmer Corneilson. Myrtle Mcl..ure refuses to part with her anda s. Maurine Maloche leaves her wash board action in leading yells to the next girls' yell leader. May Merget leaves her patented giggle to George Bovee. Jay Miller leaves his romance with Marie to Richard Mack: Dick at least has a big car. Arthur Mobley leaves his sox-on fsaxonj Mildred Melchior leaves her gum un- der the table for Helen Mulvane next fall. Minnie Myzelle leaves her voice to the canaries-they can't help them- selves. Roy Montgomery leaves half the Fifth Street Bus fares in his pocket. Pauline Patterson leaves numerous posters scattered about the hall of S. B. H. S. Harry Pryor leaves Charlie Parnell in possession of his curls, his mega- phone and Freda Ware. Frank Reed leaves the last drop in his hair tonic bottle to encourage the growth on Mr. Wake's upper lip. Long may it wave. Lela Reed leaves her High School grades to Ebbie Taylor. Willis Rogers leaves his laugh to Esther Dalton. Janet Reynolds leaves her saxaphone to the Bell Telephone Co. Helen Roberds leaves her black rec- ord to the victrola. lone Russel wants to will her bangs but nobody will have them. Charlie Sandell leaves as a June bug. Zellma Shaw leaves Senior Roll Call. 22 Ghz Eyre Sadie Scheer leaves for her father's clothing store. A Emily Shaw leaves with Glenn Strong to augment her father's busi- ness. Phy Shropshire leaves all the Sth periods she should have had to Harold Holmes. Florence Porter tearfully leaves the remains of her Redlands car book. Lalia Perry- leaves the Will Com- mittee perplexed. Bob Page leaves his poker dice to Mr. Westover so he can replenish the S. B. treasury. Thelma Perry leaves her position as Manager of S. B. H. S. to her Freshman sister. CWonder if it runs in the family?J Charles Pease leaves the mile to his running mate, Garner. Walter Pitts leaves Frances until she graduates. Earl Plaiss leaves his human-fly tac- tics to Camel Wilson. Clarence Place leaves four chairs in the library without rubber tipsg they were worn out on his crutches. Milton Poppet leaves his Cecil Brun- ner as a token of love to Alice Murray. Fern Skyrack leaves her ability as a tennis player to Gladys Lingo. Gladys Stout leaves as Eddie's new flameg she captured him Arbor Day. I-Iulda Stephan leaves all she hacln't left because it is all right. Calvin Stout bequeaths his speed to the motor cops. Everett Swing leaves for the rear of the stage hunting for more sense. Paul Stancer leaves for the Justice of Peace with Monna Lord. Glenn Strong wills his position as a model with Arrow Collar Co. to Earl McCarthy. Ovid Swisher leaves the whooping cough to the center on next year's bas- ket ball team. Evelyn Sylvester leaves her position as president of the Vamp Club to Nena Lind. Dean Smith leaves her pilotg maybe Ebbie can catch a ride down town now. Marvin Sloan leaves after June fRolfe.D Lolen Strahan left his position on l..eona's porch some time ago. Marion Scott leaves his girlish name and rosy complexion to Skimpy CThat's rich.J Wilbur Thies leaves in Mr. Griffin's Packard. I 1 Gllsum Hrnphvrg I One sunny afternoon as we were walking down a street of New York City, we noticed the following signs prominently displayed on the front of a large building- Ryland Marston Thomason, B. B. L. S. Mental Telepa- thist. Surely that must be our old friend of high school days! , Although slightly dubious as to whether it could possibly be our old friend: we decided to investigate and ascended the stairs. A man servant in livery showed us into a luxusiously furnished Waiting room. Have you an appointment, Madam? he inquired deferentially. No, we replied, but we wish you to take our cards in to the Doctor, as We think he is an old friend. The servant disappeared and we waited more or less nervously for the outcome. Suddenly the curtains part- ed and our doubts were at once dis- spelled. There was no mistaking that red hair. A happy reunion followed. In dis- cussing high school days he said that he had received his inspiration from the assembly by Dr. Carpenter on Mental Gbe Gyro 23 Telepathy. V Because of the fact that he dwelt so on red hair, it somehow made him feel as if the lecture was made for him. We became greatly interested in his Work and he said he would demonstrate for us, then he asked what we wished him to do. The same thought seemed to be in all of our minds. What are our old school mates doing? So then first one and then another called a name and we surely kept him busy for about three hours. So he ushered us into his private of- fice and as soon as the servant was dismissed he told us to name them in any order we chose. We decided to start with Clark Don- myer as he was our student body presi- dent. Clark is a soap box orator. It is easy to follow him as he is continually before the public. Dorothy Doolittle is now interested in rescue work for wandering boys. fDon't wander away, l-larwellj William Cozard is running for mayor of East Highlands. He has the sup- port of the Blue Sunday Advocates. Lalia Perry is happily married and living at Arrowhead Settlement. Louise Corcoran, a member of Con- gress, is now fighting for national dress reform. Clarence Place is city engineer at Long Beach. Milton Poppett is a sergeant in the regular army now stationed at Siam. Porter Brown, after ten years of faithful work, is now head clerk fthere is only onel for the Towne-Allison Drug Co's new store in Del Rosa Heights. Among the famous passengers on board the Transatlantic Liner which arrived in New York last week were Mlle. Elsie Lavergne and her compan- ion, Josephine Allemand. Bessie Kemmis is accompanist to the famous contralto, Mildred Melchior. Dora Dexter and Gene Bigelow are living quite comfortably in a richly furnished apartment with Leona Carey, as house-keeper. Arthur Varden still tums deathly pale when conversing with young lad- ies. Harry Pryor is now starring in Gene Stratton Porter's famous novel, Freckles. Walter Pitts plays the leading role in Lela Reed's production, The .Cave Man, and Florence Porter is making a hit as leading lady. Ellen Bishop and Gladys Stout are traveling in search of some one to as- sist the l-lon. Willis Inman in his series of Chautauqua lectures, I-low To Get Rich Quick. Zelma Shaw leaves next week to en- gage in Missionary Work in Foreign F iels accompanied by her valuable as- sistant, Ruth lnghram. Gordon Cram is now running wild. J ack George is happily married. He lives alone. Charles Gerhart is boarding at Batchelor's lnn, but still has hopes. fl..eap Year Cometh., Arthur Mobley is the popular host for the Ambassador Hotel social func- tions. Society has it that he is much interested in Phy Shropshire, the popu- lar belle of the season. Roy Montgomery is chief dispatcher for the Fifth street bus line. f Rev. Chas. Davis is holding revival services in the Holy Roller Temple. I-lis brother Gene is leading the song services. Ima Weeks, Frances Wetteroth and Weller leave soon for Egypt they will take an extended Louise where course in special Egyptian dances. Myrtle Mcl..ure married very young and is the proprietress of an ldeal Baker-y. Among the new publications just issued this month are Anna McGough's new cook book and Helena McClar- ren's text-book, How To Study. Annie Laurie Willis is writing short stories and Ford jokes for the Popu- 24 Ghz Eyre lar Mechanics Magazine. They're rattling good, remarks the editor. Samuel Martins has as his assistant Edith McClarren in teaching all the late steps in George Bishop's Venice dance hall. Miles Lawrence is the motorcycle racer and recently electrified the world by one of his daring feats. Paul MacPherson's jazz orchestra is furnishing noise for the Gate City Ath- letic Club. l Jay Miller is a physical culture en- thusiast. Irving Carson is new ambassador to the Island of Yap. Randall Lanterborn is skipper of the good ship Sardina plying between the mainland and Urbita Island. Alberta Chaille and Wilma Dexter are quite interested in Kavan's flower nursery. Ruth Jackson and Lillian Bollong are head nurses in the American Hos- pital in Hawaiia. Gladys johnson has acquired fame through her contributions to the Popu- lar Science. ' Lorena l..angley's interest in Arch- aeology has recently taken her to South America. Harold Berry has been appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. Ruth Adair is a living model in Marshall Field's. Doris Kingman is leading lady with Murphie's Comedians. Roy Timmerman has a curious posi- tion in Italy crawling through macaroni to form the holes. Ruth Webber is the stenographer in Maurice Wood's collar factory. Florence Coomes has 'become noted as a cinema star along the lines of Theda Bara. Dean Smith is at present engaged in scientific research with the intention of proving that the human not only sprang from monkey but from present indica- tions will revert to the source. . Harvey Franklin is directing a Sal- vation Army Band in East Highlands. Ruth Freeman is an expert dancing teacher. Herbert Hall is stage manager of the lsis. Albert Frisbie holds a controlling in- terest in the American Tobacco Trust. Mattie Genung, Helen Kiss and Emily Shaw are baiiet dancers in Frank Reed's hot dog wagon at Urbita. Ida and Ethel Hathaway are swim- ming teachers at Harlem Springs. Margaret Huston is chiropractor for cats fpets them till they purr.J Elizabeth Hutchings is still debating the questions of matrimony. Margaret Giesler is hotel keeper with Mabel Fowler as head waitress fshe's still waiting., Thelma Giles is now head matron at the newly established orphan asylum at Rialto. Lou Goldstein has invented a new barrel-organ and Geraldine Gillard ac- companies him. CCollect the cash., Harwell Harris is editor of the Daily Sun with Leonore Hale as his private secretary. Mary Harris holds the world's rec- ord for rope jumping and is now travel- ing with Barnum and Bailey. Alfred Henderson is the late succes- sor of Alfred's pure ice cream. Alta Hewlett is ndw running for constable at Devore. Ruth Hill is the inventor of a lasting hair bleach. Nellie Emmerton is a grass widow living on her husband's money. Van Buren Fowler is the head en- gineer of the Colton Water Works. Mr. Willis Rogers has become a well known genealogist. It will be re- membered that he is a descendant of John Alden f or was it Miles Standish., Freda Leedom is assisting him in his work. Marion Scott is now a broken heart- ed old man. His greatest sorrow is that he lost his pretty rosy complexion. Sadie Scheer is still burdened with 'Ebe Eyro 25 the task of watching over her small brother, Nathan. Allan Metheny and Charles Adair who graduated from West Point are now generals in the Royal African Army. lone Russell is Girls' Physical Train- ing director at Preparatory. Thelma Carter is in charge of the Beauty Parlors at Bloomington. Fern Skyrack is Queen of the jungles. Minnie Myzelle is a model for the famous painter, Marion Crist. Marshall Dimock is a producer of Shakesperian plays fdrag him outll Blanche Coy forsakes a promising career for love. Harry Langer receives a salary from Mellin's Food Co. for the privilege of using his photograph in their adver- tisements. Helen Roberts is nurse in a cat-and- dog hospital. Eddie Townsend and his assistant, Leland Williams, now hold regular Sunday morning services at l l o'clock at the Spiritualist Temple. Evelyn Sylvester is the wife of the new manager for the Woolworth nickel-and-dime company. Wilbur Theis, with his dancing part- ner, Wanita Williams, is now perform- ing at Broadway. Janet Reynolds is demonstrator for Watkirfs Mulsified Cocoanut Oil. Jimmie- Wells, on account of the wave on his hair, has taken a lease on the Pacific Ocean. Bob Page is expecting a position as head physician at Patton, and- Charlie Sandell hopes for a position under him. Marvin Sloan is still a fKlnigllt Templar enthusiast.. Thelma Perry has secured a position as City Manager under the new Civic Gov't. plan. Her training in S. B. H. S. stood her in good stead. Everett Swing has introduced a new method of generating electrical energy from a cat's back to light the city of New York. Frank Reed manages and owns a hot dog and ice tomale stand at Urbita Springs with Archie Leffen as his as- sistant. Malcolm Murray is superintendent of the Whittier State School for boys. Paul Stancer is teaching quackless ducks to swim. I-lulda Stephan is a noted authority on Shakespeare. Calvin Stoudt successfully runs his wife and the family air-limousine. Ovid Swisher is specializing in chil- dren's diseases-whooping cough in particular. Lolan Strahan is Dean of Vassar. Glenn Strong is track walker for Sid Chaplin's l..os Angeles-Bakersfield air-line company. Earl Plaiss is reporter for the Even- ing Telegram. Pauline Patterson is cartoonist for the Colton Carrier. Charlie Pease is now running a home instead of the mile. Maurine Maloche is with May Mer- get in the Y. W. C. A. trying to decide which would look the more dignified- to wear their hair in curls or to wear it in little biscuits on top of their heads. 26' Ghz -Eyre I OVID SWISHER President HARRY PRYOR Vice President CHARLES AIDAIR RUTH ADAIR GENE BIGELOW HELENA MCCLAREN Secretary HARWELL HARRIS Treasurer JOSEPHINEALLEMAND RAY BARROWS HAROLD BERRY 'Ghz Eyre 27 ELLEN BISHOP PORTER BROWN LEONA CAREY THELMA CARTER ALBERTA CHAILLE GEORGE BISHOP LILIAN V BOLLONG IRVING OARSON LOUISE CORCORAN BLANCHE COY 28 'Ghz Eyro GORDON CRAM MARION CRIST EUGENE DAVIS CLARK DON MYER DORA DEXTER FLORENCE COOMBS WILLIAM COZARD CHARLES DAVIS WILMA DEXTER MARSHALL DIMOCK Ghz Eyre 29 NELLIE. EMMERTQN MABLE FOWLER ALBERT FRISBIE RUTH FREEMAN JACK GORGE DOROTHY DOOLITTLE HARVEY FRANKLIN MATTIE GENUNG CHARLIES GERHART MARGERET GIESLER 3U 'Ghz 'Eyre BUREN FOWLER GERALDINE GILLARD LEWIS 'GOLDSTEIN MARY HARRIS ALFRED HENDERSON LEONORE HALE HERBERT HALL RUTH HILL WILLIS INMAN THELMA GILES 'Ghz Eyre 31 MILES LAWRENCE IDA I-IATHAWAY RANDALL LAUTERBORN ELIZABETH HUTCHINCS RUTH INGHRAM ETHEL HATHAWAY HARRY LANGER ALTA HEWLETT ARCHIE LEFFEN MARGARET HUSTON 32 Gln. Eyre RUTH JACKSON SAMUEL MARTINS BESSIE KEMMIS JAY MILLER HELEN Kiss PAUL MacPHERSON GLADYS JOHNSON ALAN METHENY DORIS KINGMAN ARTHUR MOBLEY 'Ghz Eyre 33 ROY MONTGOMERY EDITH McCLARREN EARL PLAISS F REDA LEEDOM CLARENCE PLACE LORENA LANGLEY MALCOLM MURRAY ELSIE LAVERGNE CHARLIE PEASE MAURINE MALOCHE. 34 'Ghz' Eygo r MINNIE MYZELLE CHARLES SANDALL LALIA PERRY WILLIS ROGERS THELMA PERRY MILTON POPPET PAULINE PATTERSON PAUL STANCER' MAY MERGET - -f MARION SCOTT Ghz Eyre 35 MYRTLE MCCLURE CALVIN STOUDT FLORENCE PORTER GLENN STRONG ANNA McGOUGH ROBERT PAGE MILDRED MELCHIOR MARVIN SLOAN LELA REED 1 JANET REYNOLDS 36 Gbe Eyro EVERETT SWING IONE RUSSELL WILBUR THIES PHY SHROPSHIRE EDWARD TOWNSEND HELEN ROBERDS LOLEN STEAHAN EMILY SHAW RYLAND THOMASON SADIE SCHEER Gln' Eyre 37 ZELMA SHAW WALTER PITTS FERN SHRYACK ROBIE WATKINS RUTH WEBBER 5 ROY TIMMERMAN FRANCES WETTEROTH ARTHUR VARDENI LOUISE WELLER JAMES WELLS 38 Gln 'Eyre' EVELYN SYLVESTER WANITA WILLIAMS LELAND WILLIAMS ANNIE LAURIE WILLIS MAURICE WOOD GLADYS STOUT FRANK REED IMA WEEKS DEAN SMITH HULDA STEPHAN Bbe 'Gym 39 Gllama Cbffirern . . . Ovid Swisher President ...... Vice President. . . ...... Harry Pryor Secretary .... . . .Helena McClarren Sergeant-at-arms. . . Treasurer ........... Harwell Harris Athletic Manager ...... Gordon Cram Debating Manager ..... Harold Berry . . . .James Wells ,l.i.l Commencement, in June, l92l, will be a fitting climax to a brilliant year, the last of four such years. Achieve- ments the past year surpassed those of other years where the Class of '2l was involved. A high standard has been set for the classes to follow. The past year, with its pleasures and disappointments, has made new friendships and renewed old ones. In the hopes that some semblance of un- ity can be retained after graduation, a club has been organized for thepur- pose of keeping the members in touch with each other. The secretary will be provided with the address of each member and any changes which may be made in the same. The Class of '21 leaves, convinced of the fact that next year, under the di- rection of the Class of '22, San Ber- nardino High School will see a greater year with more and higher honors. Qlnmmittrrnz Class: Class Night. . . . ..... Bessie Kemmis Flower .... ...... E llen Bishop Play .- .... .... E. velyn Sylvester Prophecy. . . . . .Annie Laurie Willis Will ............... Harwell Harris Ring ............ Paul Mac Pherson Arbor Day: Tree .................. l..ela Reed Decorations .... .... M arvin Sloan Program .... . . .Clark Donmyer ll n llln I X X H ww M-ll' If Swiss, fan I dfX .ml mg, P-gg . ,,, ,Xt 'NQW :--,W is . HIE W Ghz Eyre Uhr CErainmtr'z lgrziger Thou Mighty Spirit, Master in the Realms of the Eternal, Let me not lead myself astray Let me not rest in idle play, But lead forth to a greater day, Of tasks well done. Thou Gracious Spirit, Leader in the Realms of the Eternal, A Of all men that rejoice in right, ' Of all men that have fought with might, To render others' burdens light, Reward each one. Thou Gentle Spirit, Shepherd in the Realms of the Eternal, Protect the school my heart clings near Protect the friends who've grown so dear Speed onward in the paths of cheer, With Honors won. Harold Berry '21 'Ghz Epo Cgnnh-hge S. E. We are standing today, each one of us here, Full of youth's sunshine and gladness, But we're nearing the time when good-bye must be said With thoughts of regret and of sadness. Yes, our journey together is nearing an end, And so our farewells must be spoken, ' Yet the strong friendship chain closely forged by the way In the future shall never be broken. Oh bright future, so near! If your page we could read ' And learn what you hold in your keeping, For this our dear class of nineteen twenty-one Who have sown, and now go to their reaping. But the page is a blank which we'll all help to fill With achievements of worth and of gloryg May it never be said, there's a blot on the page Of the book that records our class story. I-lulda Stephan 'Z l 42 Ghz Eyre 1 Gllazz nf Efmrntg-hun Clllama tmffirrrm s - President ........ ,Horace Edmondson Vice President-- ....., George Hooker Secretary . ..... .... E. velyn Swisher Treasurer . ..... ....... A lbert Heston Debating Managerq ....., justina Berry Tyro Representative - - - , Naomi Lauson In spite of the fact that the junior class is the smallest in several years, it has not lowered the standard of accom- plishment set by its predecessors. Its members have been in on everything of importance during the year. Dorothy Leonard gained fame for herself and the class by carrying off the lead in The Admirable Crichton. A large numbers of Juniors received letters in debating and athletics. A expected for next brilliant record is year when the class of '22 is in charge. The Junior play Believe Me Bero- pah , given on May 27th, more than proved the class's ability in dramatics. It was praised by all. , The Annual reception to the Seniors, given this year atthe Elks Club, was as usual the climax of the social season. Altogether it is felt that the Very busy year has been highly successful and the 'class looks forward with antici- pation to the last and best year. of NCI Cm A ...fr r - . 'su - 43? ' e ZF' .. gap? 'QE-45523 f' L- 'Ghz Eyre iluninr Bunn Our Junior Classes are so fine, That tongue nor pen can do Right justice to the growing fame Of Nineteen Twenty-two. ln gridiron feats and victories Of every sort and kind, ln keen debate and contests of Both intellect and mind. Our Junior class in all of these, Keeps always in the lead, And long as strength and mind shall last, They never shall recede. Then classmates up! Be strong and true The time is near at hand, When this fond year to history 'll pass, i And Seniors we shall stand. So, let us work, that when we shift These scenes, which we all cherish, The fame of Nineteen Twenty-Two, Will live and never perish. Ghz Eyre Qllamn nf Efmnntg-Ehrev Qllaaz Qbffirrra President ..,..... Richard Mclnnerny Vice President .... Warren Van Camp Secretary .............. Lela Gibbs Treasurer ........... Vernon Russell Tyro Representative. . Edmond Taylor Yell Leader .... Romanzo Bon Durant The class of 1923 has proved its ability for work in the future by the great success during the year 1920-2I'. The Whiz Bang was one of the best entertainments ever put on by any of the under-classmen. In debating, athletics and other school activities, the class has shown an unusual amount of enthusiasm and ability and in the future will be on im- portant factorrin the welfare of S. B. H. S. ss Q -as KEGG? ff' 'Ebe Eyre 45 61112155 nf Uimentg-Zlinux' Qllaza Qbffirrrn President .............. Jesse Curtis Vice-President ....... I. . .Edwin Blair Secretary ........... Murray Draper Treasurer ........ Katharine McCook Debating Manager ...... Evelyn Lime Athletic Manager ...... Donald Davis Tyro Representative ...... Willis Wolf Yell Leader ......... George Whipps This year the Freshmen have been very successful in athletics and debat- ing, having defeated the Sophomores in both activities. We also defeated the Seniors in debating, winning the cham- pionship of the school. ,...-...i The class is one of the school's most enthusiastic boosters and has as its aim a better San Bernardino High School, with greater accomplishments and big- ger ideals. We will try to realize them during the next few years. If ' ldldmlmsilgi Av 46 'Ghz ,Eyre 2-Xzznriatrh Stuhent Bnhg il9ffir2rz President , .... - - - Clark Donmeyer Assistant Treasurer ...... Everett Swing Vice-President - - - .... Paul Stancer Advertising Manager ...... Harry Pryor Secretary . .... - - . Bessie Kemmis Athletic Manager - - - Edward Townsend Treasurer - - - - - - Ovid Swisher Debating Manager- - - - Marshall Dimock The school year of i920-2l has been very successful through the united ef- forts of Mr. Stockton, Mr. Westover, and Miss Kast. They have done everything in their power to make San Bernardino High School a better school in every way. Due to an overwhelming large Freshman class and a large number of new students, this year's attendance is the greatest in the history of S. B. H. S. We have met with great success in N n y all our athletic undertakings. The enthusiasm of the students has been an important factor in making this pos- sible. Dramatics has played a great part in upholding the standards of our High School. Our debators are to be con- gratulated for having never rnet de- feat. , ' May the success of S. B. H. S. be even greater in future years. Bessie Kemmis, Secretary . A u ,n J Q . L . I 6 lf Q, , , fi Jw: 'girl UN- i 2 . . 1 3 ' ' g3ev:' j?- , ff? 1 'f l-flg-i f? ' ' - . 5 ? :J v., miii ' 1 'i,.v'x'm- ..-1-.f , r 2' W I fini' w' -.-, 1 4 J7 Q. ,um iv ,.. A Q- ll 'xii N. ,,:,:.'vYf , gl R, ,,. W 'Q Y V wlrgiii wi ' H ' Z 15 1,1.p.. , - 1. -Mr-f ,. 1 f ,. ,.i..,. ,.. 3 1- Y? fi' 1.1 E J Tube ijyro 47 Svtuhrni Enhg A. S. TB. Qbffirwn PRYOR SWING SWISHER KEMMIS DONMEYER TOWNSEND STANCER DIMOCK 'Ghz Ggro GD111' ililag Floating O'er the grounds of S. B. High, Our banner proud and strong, For many ages long, Has over come all wrong ln our school. Marching at the head of S. B. High, Our dear old red and black, The leader of the track, Great laurels has brought back For our school. Waving in the breeze at S. B. High, The flag that cannot fall, A flag that wins o'er all, We answer to its call For our school. Floating o'er the grounds of S. B. High, Our flag must use it might, Midst all the hardest fight, And forever do the right For our school. H. B. '21 Gbe 'Ego 49 Girlz' Blmgue J flbffirrrn . President ........ Annie Laurie Willis Vice-President ........ Jimmie Adair Secretary .... ..... D ean Smith Treasurer. .... Helen Rusk Cinmmittrrz Director of community service .... ..................E.llen Bishop Director of welfare ...... lone Russel Director of publicity .... Thelma Perry Director of athletics. . . Gladys Cramer Director of assembly programs .... ...............MaurinelVlaloche l I Nm nf Girlz' league A l Among the newer organizations with- in our school is one which bears the name Girls League of the San Ber- nardino High Schoolf' It was organ- ized in the fall of l920 with a three- fold purpose, to stand for ideals of true womanhood, courtesy, simplicity, loy- alty and honorg to promote the spirit of good fellowship and democracy in the school. The girls, feel quite encouraged with the progress made, and are looking for- 50 Ghz Cjyro ward to the growth and the strength- ening of the organization. When school opens next fall the present Freshmen, Sophomore and Junior members will make every effort to see that new students are given a kindly welcome and to draw them at once in- to the fellowship represented in the Girl's League. There will be 'ibig sisters waiting to greet all new girls. Besides the usual officers there are capable direc- tors of school service, whose special duty shall be to become acquainted with the new girls and develop the big sister idea just mentioned, a director of community service, who shall have charge of the girls in philanthropic work, a general welfare director, and directors of publicity, assembly pro- grams, anclg athletics. With all of these officers at work and enlisting the aid of all others in one way and an- other, it may easily be seen that the in- fluence of the l..eague's ideals will spread throughout the school. This is how the girls hope to secure the co- operation necessary to make their use- fulness felt. It was decided best to have no mem- bership dues, but to raise money by sales, entertainments, or subscription, and all girls enrolled in the High School are active members, unless such mem- bership is forfeited through misconduct. All women of the faculty are honorary members, and Miss Kast has been es- pecially active in promoting the work of the league and helping the girls solve their social problems thus far. It is rather difficult to put into words just what has been and can be accom- plished in league plans, but a few things for which the league is trying, are new furnishings and little things of comfort for the girl's rest room and with this and other little starts toward general service the girls hope to branch out into more community work next year. The aim of the Girl's League is sum- med up in a poem by Ludwig Dale, a part of which is quoted here: I-lold on to healthg your body is a shrine, - God's great wide out-of-doors is yours to own, Build up your strength, guard well the gift divine, Play fair and laugh--you will never be alone. And wound no one, show pity for af- fliction, Be generous with all those who fail To measure up or disagree with your conviction, And you shall find good-will along life's trail. Choose playmates and companions ever From girls who keep their standards right, And fill your leisure time with strong endeavor, To know good books and music's keen delight. And then-in times the crowning glory Shall come to you: the sacred flame of A love- As sweetheart, MOTHER, you shall know life's sweetest story Beloved with God's blessing from above. The Girls' League has accomplished its double aim: that of further uniting the girls and establishing an apprecia- tion for the highest class entertain- ment. Several high class entertainments, including the Hawaiian musical assem- bly, have been given under the auspices of the Girls' League. Ghz Eyre H. M. 65. 1-X. Qbffirrra President. . . . . . . . .Louise Corcorcan Vice President. . . . . . .Frances Drew .Secretary ...... ..... A melia Smith Treasurer. . . . . . Dorothy Leonard The Young Women's Christian Asso- ciation has two branches in S. B. H. S. -The Student Club and the Campfire Girls. Both organizations have done excellent work along philanthropic lines as well as in social events. The Student Club which includes both Senior and Junior girls have given food and clothing to the patients at the County hospital, besides donating to various other institutions. The club is steadily growing and should be able to accomplish much in the future. wWV.llllllu.Mum.f ,rw I' W, S my up Im A XX yxgll WZXZ, E: al .SEN ' Ni ' ll Wu? llxl xx Tbbe. Cjyro mms VTHC5 A M xl, - k'-' XXWX xx-QRKYEESE 'Ab' - , -.xx fqw- we -. Q--1 M X ' F., ,eff ff ff, vw Z 1:12 X mx bbhi lf sin . X X 'J - Q f.. I 5 if 'A eEr 1f'h2. WMV W ' ms iiuiuii X XX X ' S ,Z ' Q P 1 ,C l-QA ' XZ A xl I n , . bh . x K ,42 Q if - XX K ., , , -4 .v - f . ' ff WELL llmmlinn lmmm Q 'Ghz Cyn-o 55 Elinnthall if is 162 4 -K 1 I J.. Ilinnthall Umm Townsend CCaptainj ...... left back Swisher .... .... r ight guard Cram .............. .... f ull back Langer ...... .... r ight tackle Strahan. . . . . . .right half Lauterborn .... . . .right end Fowler. . . ..... left end I-laydis .... . . . quarter Bishop ..... . . .left tackle Wilson .... . . . center Henderson .............. left guard Others who did good work the past season and who will probably be on the team next year, are: Boyer, I-lorton, Patterson, Woods, Duke, Davis, Weech and McCormack. ' Haygood ................ right end Whipps and I-laydis are Freshmen: consequently, with the proper support, they should lead a great team in two or three years. The football season for the year ending June, l92l, had but one outstanding feature so far as San Bernardino High School was concerned: Red- lands was defeated. For ten years straight, with the excep- tion of one tie, the Blue and White elevens have humbled the Cardinal and Black. Be- cause of this victory many are inclined to count the season as successful, in spite of the fact that San Bernardino was tied with Redlands and Chaffey for third place in the Citrus Belt League. Pomona celebrated their return to Citrus Belt athletics by carrying off the football pennant. Riverside was sec- ond. With Captain Eddie Town- send as the only letterman left from last year's team, the prospects at the beginning of the season were doubtful. Coaches I-lentsche and Cline deserve much credit for whip- ping up a fairly presentable eleven from almost entirely in- experienced material. f ,,,, Ghz Eyre Eazkvihall TOWNSEND WILLIAMS SWISHER HENDERSON BOYER CLINE DAVIS DUKE 1 H2 1 iiaakeihall Umm Boyer .................. forward Davis . . . . . forward Duke .... . . . forward Swisher . . . . . center Williams ........ . . center Henderson ........ .... g uard Townsend fCapt.Q .... .... g uard 1521 Eankeihdll EKPIIJYD First Team. S. I8 Sherman 27 S. B. S. 2I I S. B. Riverside Junior College 43 S. B. S. 40 Y. M. C. A. 58 S. B. . 37 ' Sherman 35 S- B- . 265 Manual Arts 40 S. 25 ' Colton 3I S, B, . 23 Orange 20 S. B. Citrus Belt League. H. S. 48 Pomona I5 H. S. 27 Redlands 22 I-I. S. 32 Chaffey I4 I-I. S. 52 Riverside I9 H. S. 24 Pomona I8 All-Southern Games. I-l. S. 29 Pasadena 26 I-I. S. I8 Monrovia 24 'Ghz Gy:-o 57 MALOCHE. For the fifth successive year San Bernardino High School won the bas- ketball championship of the Citrus Belt League, only to lose out in the All- Southern playoff. ln the latter series, the local team defeated Pasadena, win- ner of the Los Angeles City League, but lost to Monrovia. This game was play- ed on a dirt court which is a handicap to a team unused to such. The team was rather late in getting into its stride with the result that most of the practice games were lost, but the revived interest which came with the opening of the . league carried the 1 fellows on with a rush. From this time on, they showed not only a better know- ledge of the game than their opponents but in each case clearly out-classed their rivals in condi- tion. Redlands was her- alded as the most worthy opponent and indeed they were, The game was play. ed on the Redlands PARNELL Y court and, taking everything into consideration, was the best of the games played. Due to some unexpected joker in the league rules, San Bernardino was required to play Pomona twice before the championship was decided, al- though the cardinal and black quintette won the first game, 48 to l5. During the season the local team scored 557 points to opponents 456. ln the league games the advantage re- mained with San Bernardino, 220 to I 38. Four lettermen remained from last year although Varden was compelled to drop out on account of an excessive amount of Tyro work. Those who made the team this year were: Boyer, Davis, and Duke, forwardsg Swisher and Wil- liams, centersg Townsend fCapt.J, and Henderson, guards. With Boyer and Duke left for next year, the school should annex another title if they are given any kind of sup- port. Duke, by the way, will have three years yet to play on the team. No little credit should be given to Coach Cline for the success of the team. His work was somewhat hard- er as this was, his first year here. By his earnest, quiet work, he gained the respect of the athletes and school. 58 'Ghz Eyre fflrark ' f wu........,...n .V Practice Meets. C. B. L. Meet. Hollywood 53 San Bernardino 58 Redlands ................ Pomona U. Freshmen 35 S. B. H. S. ............ . San Bernardino 80 Riverside .... Riverside 40 San Bernardino 58 Pomona ................... Long Beach 44 San Bernardino 67 Chaffey ................... REICH TOWNSEND CRAM GERHART VARDEN CLINE 'Ghz Eyre t-1.1.-i--4 Efrark The showing made by the track team this year is one of which the school may well be proud. Although the cinder artists did not win the Citrus Belt meet, they made a good showing thruout the season. Coaches Cline and Hentschke are well pleased with the work of the athletes for the past season but are looking forward to a more brilliant record next year. Gordon Cram, captain and all 'round star, did all that was expected of him, taking as high as 25 points in several of the dual meets. Varden, the fast relay and 220 man showed up well. Art was a reliabl Sloan did some unexpectedly good work in the weights, considering the fact that this was his first year out. Townsend was kept working late in the season on the basketball squad but turned out in time for a place on the relay team and in the sprints. Gerhart got spiked before he put in his best work for the school and was practically out for the year. ...V , Berdene Garner fell off a little in the mile but more than made up for it in the quarter. Charles McLough- lin, sophomore, pressed Gar- ner in the mile and will probably run him a closer race next year. Herman Reich won a place on the relay team. Ebby Taylor carried off the C. B. L. pole vault and took third in the low hurdles. Charles Davis was taken ill and could not enter the big C runner all season. meet. Charley made his S in the dual meets, though. Clarence Place, another of the high stickers, injured his elbow and was kept out of the C. B. L. Herbert Hall did consistent work in the broad jump. Other fellows who did good work for the year were Bishop, Scott, Heston, McCormack, Pease, Adair, Eddins and Coughlin. Coaches Hentschke and Cline deserve 'the greatest credit for the earnest effort which they have put forth this year to build up a bet- ter S. B. H. S. Too much praise cannot be given them. McBride, Ghz Gyro Esmzhall 1921 Eeuwhall Umm Horton ................. catcher Cram ..... .... p itcher Hooker .... . . . pitcher Wibberhorst ...... .... f irst Harrison .......... second Flemming CCapt.J .... . short Duke ............. .... t hird Hall ............ . . . left Wayte ...... . center Scott .......... . . right Evans, Haydis .... .... u tility llvnultn nf the Swann San Bemardino 2 Redlands I2 San Bernardino .7 Pomona I8 San Bernardino 3 Riverside 4 San Bernardino 6 Chaffey 7 'Gbe Eyre 61 A-.- . f H 7f:1:,s,W--KW ' A f wget-.Mt ,-f. aj , :fi . , 7 t?if'fa53Li54f2f z . yi , .. 5.3552 A -3 :xii Li .15-:',5f' Q -fsx,3,.,f, Z A ' I .f- 553. ,fa H2 fl'4J':f7i7'1i'L? iLZ', :i-iii Wi lt7'x'iw7i21-fiQifY'fi?:mS?557'f 451: 'JE' V s::ff:sE1WfwN :f .vial-'E' an if I - Lfl194?,S5!i?i'n5I ifeflifkk ' , I , -:if ,guy fig iii , 3 V: fn- gfs-fw gains- ' 3? X li 5 E ,mit sf -is If Y l X. -aurwsta R , i .. ...M W , Eaejias, 61+ J. 4,2 x 1 ',v-we Jkgfmgifrztlfff ' +x-1355 , 7-gym 4 .. . Eg. 3 mg 'EM , .. M.. W -W if-sw 1 M f. fm' , 1 YQ., ,,A. ,,, AYW, M... K ,. F , . A QP WZH .' .. ?, - t F- m f ' 2- li m ' V f- . fi 'liilfl Eazrhall Baseball season for the past year can hardly be call- ed a brilliant success. San Bernardino finished last in the league, losing every game. Only one or two practice games were to San Bernarclino's credit. There is no complaint to make. The other teams were in nearly every case better, both as to experience and team-work. On the other hand Coach I-lentschke has had a pur- pose in handling the team this year. Nine of the 'dennis twelve men will return next year, so the school can well look forward with anticipa- tion. Of those who made letters, three were Seniors, four were Juniorsg two were Sophomores and three were Freshmen. Hooker and Cram did the hurlng for the Cardinals. Cram was held back some- what with his track work but pitched well, all consid- ered. Hooker is going to show them all how next year. DAVIS BRILL. PRYOR HULS DAVIS CRAMER I Bbz Eyre DAVIS Gfrnniu ' Altho the tennis season started un- usually late this year, the team has been putting in some hard practice and it is expected that the cup will come to San Bernardino. Those on the team include: Charlie Davis, Capt., Marie I-Iuls, Eugene Davis, Gladys Cramer, Harry Pryor, and Paul McPherson. Charlie Davis and Marie I-luls are old champions and should do good work this year. Gladys Cramer, Harry Pryor, Eugene Davis, and Paul McPherson are star players and much is expected of them. Marie I-luls, Gladys Cramer, Eugene Davis and I-larry Pryor play doubles, while Dorothy Brill and Charlie Davis play singles. l D 5174 Eyre 63 1 Viv! ,I Y 1 2 1 ' . 5 EQ .- ff:f'f2'Pfi: l2.Q- f El: I ', ' N WX f I W 519, X Q47 - -nu , A F s I' 1555 ,' -fini ,, fr-:J .. ! 5 5: 2 D I-ETUNQ 'L ,.. , , '5Siis- - M , li ,:q1'l, fjflzrzvl I V-fi? L 2 I X I E: ...gm -Agia 5 'fain X ri.k '.L-22933 gluE.'17gg'1jfL-X V, V UL--1?:L241fT-gs., '-1 44, be- !n QiQggL fffqpwl 1 Z' ' 1 f V- . X 951- 1: 35 , N ' QK A I' ' ' , ' ' WX- , 1 A '- -'Mx 1' fl USQNX gg 1 Li A if I .X : 2 2 ,ll - b Q 'x ,lf 1-GW' . :, V' ' XX '- ttf' .JI m, XX , .Q , , 1 Ghz Eyre 65 Belmiing This year's debating season has been one of complete victory for San Ber- nardino High School. The local team won the Citrus Belt Championship and was entitled to compete for the All- Southern Championship. However, since the Los Angeles schools did not finish their schedule until June, S. B. H. S. did not enter a team for the All- Southern Championship. No small part of this year's success in debating belongs to S. B. H. Sf two competent coaches, Miss Hill and Mr. Knopp. ifsezultz nf the Swann Hemet-San Bernardino, December 3, l92l. Question: Direct Primar- ies.3 Result: San Bernardino 3: Hem- et . Redlands--San Bernardino, January 21. Question: Closed Shop. Result: Redlands Og San Bernardino 6. Banning-San Bernardino. Ques- tion: Phillippine Independence. Re- sult: Banning 0. San Bernardino 5. Zlntvr-6512155 Erhaiw After a lapse of several seasons in- terclass debating was revived in S. B. H. S. during the past year with the re- sult that the Freshmen emerged the victors of the 1921 controversies. February 4 saw Frank Southard, Evelyn Lime and Katherine McCook the winners for the Freshmen on the affirmative side of the question: Re- solved that the United States should accept a mandate over Armenia. The Sophomores were represented by Jack Allen, Harding Gray and Warren Van Camp. The question of the Junior-Senior debate was: Resolved, that an indus- trial court of arbitration should be es- tablished to settle all railroad disputes. Evelyn Sylvester and Samuel Martins, representingthe Seniors on the nega- tive side of the question, won a 3' to 0 decision over the Junior team compos- ed of Tom Patterson and Horace Ed- mundson. The final championship debate was held May l7. The Freshman team composed of Evelyn Lime and jesse Curtis Won the negative of the question: Resolved, that the Philippine Islands should be given their immediate inde- pendence, the United States retaining over them a protectorate similar to that over Cuba. Ellen Bishop and Doro- thy Doolittle represented the Seniors. X iilllllllnfu l ' 5 , , wi. an H 1 V1 ,Max X ENUM - M175 ...sm 2' nfl-Sfvusr W Wy- 2 . : .. .Aw QJQSKW x I' ff 1 es' SAX 'f - Kia i 'cg 5 ' , Q ' L rx .fTig,.s .. ri .XE 3 lk MM xx XXX lil Wx 'Ghz Eyre 1921 Evhating Gram RUSK KNOPP CORCORAN DONMYER HILL DIMOCK THOMASON HARRIS BERRY 'Elm Eyre Ghz Eyre Eramatiru Ulgrzpian Giluh Qbffirern President ........ Annie Laurie Willis Vice President .................. Secretary ..... .... L ela Reed Treasurer. . . .... Robert Page The Thespian Club, composed of members of the Dramatics Department of the High School, has put on a num- ber of exceptionally good programs this year, under the direction of Miss Tacie Mae Hanna, dramatic instructor. A matinee consisting of four one-act plays was given in the High School Auditorium on April 26. Members of the club have given readings and one-act plays at pro- grams given at several of tl e surround- ing towns. The Second Annual Thespian Re- ception, put on by club members was a good example of the excellent work being done by the Dramatics Depart- ment. 70 Ebel CDYWL' Eramaiirz DADDY LONG LEGS Daddy Longlegsf' the Senior Class Harold Berry, Daddy Longlegsf' Play, presented on March 29th, held took the part of Jervis Pendleton with the entire attention of an audience of the ease of a professional actor. Lela fifteen hundred for three hours. Reed ,as that pretty, impertinent, dis- THE ADMIRABLE. CREICHTON Ghz Eyre 71 Brsmatirn ,,....,,., .A .. J.. . . Y BELIEVE ME BAROPAI-I obedient young person from the or- phan asylum, won the sympathy of the audience from the first moment of her appearance. The cast was an exceedingly well balanced one. Those in the cast were: Annie Laurie Willis, Doris Kingman, Harry Pryor, Maurice Wood, Charles Sandell, Marvin Sloan, Thelma Perry, Dean Smith, Margaret Giesler, Velma Watkins, Josephine Williams, Thelma Giles, Sadie Scheer, George Keller, Johnnie I-less, Wilda Horton, Dorothy Doolittle, Glenn Strong, Robert Page, Frances Wetteroth. The Sojourners presented Novem- ber 25th in memory of the Pilgrim Fathers showed creditable work on the part of each one in the cast. The cast included Harold Berry, Dora Dexter, Marshall Dimock, ,lus- tina Berry, Leslie Moloche, Robert Page and Clark Donmyer. The Admirable Crichton pre- sented on December l0th by the Asso- ciated Student Body came up to the expectations of everyone. Walter Pitts, the perfect butler, proved himself a man, while Doro- thy Leonard, as the l-laughty Lady, acted as any girl would where love is concerned. Evelyn Sylvester and Helen Kennedy, sisters of Lady Mary. played the parts of jealous sisters ex- ceptionally well. Nellie McGinty, Tweeny, played the part of the neglect- ed little waif very naturally. Marvin Sloan, Lord Loam and Horace Ed- munson Lord Brocklehurstn portray- ed the parts of typical English lords. Willis Rogers as Ernest and Robert Page as Mr. Trahernen did excellent work. Minor parts were played very well, and brought many laughs. Believe Me Barapohn an adaptation of Believe Me Xantippen by Frederick Ballard was given by the junior class on May 27th. The play was a very clever comedy in four acts with many amusing situations. The setting was in New York and Colorado. The cast included Albert l-leston, Van Johnson, Charlie Parnell, Horace Edmunson, Thomas Patterson, Leon F urrow, Nathan Scheer, Elizabeth Wil- son, Emma Keller, Florence Wilkerson, Venieta Waggoner, Afreda Ware. Q 72 Ghz into Muzi: GIRLS' GLEE CLUB , BOYS' GLEE CLUB I Gbe Eyre 73 Munir MAlD AND THE MlDDIE The aim of the San Bernardino High School is to place both vocal and in- strumental work done in this depart- ment on a par with that of any other high school in Southern California. That these high standards have been kept throughout the year, was shown in many ways. The Maid and the Middief' given March 4th helps to' show Miss Aikens' untiring efforts toward this end. The leading characters in the operetta were: Marian Zaun, Compton Millarr, Mau- rice Wood, Lucy Calico, Willis Rogers, Justina Berry, Clark Donmyer, Dora Dexter, Glenn Strong, Ruth Jackson, Marshall Dimock, james Wells and Harold Holmes. The Boys' Glee Club of thirty mem- bers and the Girls' Glee Club of fifty- four members won second and third places respectively in the C. B. l... con- test. The Senior Girls' Quartette compos- ed of Ruth Jackson, Dora Dexter, Lela Reed and lma Weeks has shown great ability in programs given. The boys also have a quartette com- posed of Marshall Dimock, Charles Pease, Willis Rogers and Maurice Woods. ' The Triple Trio composed of Wini- fred Bidgood, Ethel Gergan, Annetta Winkler, Valera James, Lucy Calico, Dorothy Rusk, Ruth Calico, Helen Rusk and Eleanor Rusk also deserves credit. A new attraction was added to the music department this year. A piano class of eight members has been meet- ing twice a week. Miss Aiken intends to have a violin class next year. She also plans special voice classes for both boys and girls. X 'Gbe Eyre 'Ciba Eyro 75 We are proud of our high school, and justly so. It is more than mere self-adulation. We recognize our faults, which are legion, and duly la- ment them, yet are not entirely unaware of certain virtues. Others seem to be as acutely aware of them as we. From various extraneous sources have come an increasing number of compliments. Recently our school was publicly laud- ed by Professor Cubberly, of the School of Education, Stanford, as being the best in the state from the standpoint of efficient equipment. We felt flatter- ed for the moment, but upon close self- examination found no need to be. It was the truth. Our high school IS the best equippedin the State. lts educational facilities are surprisingly completeg its teaching staff superlative- ly competent. Recognition is our due, and upon receiving it we could do 'no less than express our gratitude to the Board of Education which had made it possible for such favorable comment to be secured. This editorial preface is intended to fill two functions-that of explaining how thankful we are to those who gave us an opportunity to display legitimat- ely our institutional vanityg and that of officially stating our indebtedness to those to whom we are beholden for our equipment, our buildings, our teachers. Enarh nt' iEhuratin11,' Attention! - We crave a boon. One of our most pressing needs is that for a junior Col- lege. Never has the lack of it been felt as keenly as during the past year. Admission to the better colleges and universities is becoming increasingly difficult with the result that only the intellectually elite secure ready en- trance. Probably you have heard as much of the crowded conditions as we, but you cannot be affected as directly. One hundred and thirty graduate from our high school this year. The ma- jority of them will go to college. All of them desire to. To some the cost of a higher education is prohibitive: others have ben unable to secure en- trance at the more desirable institu- tionsg a few have parents who are par- tially dependent on them for support. It is for those that we make our plea for a Junior college at San Bernardino High School, a Junior College that will place within the reach of all an oppor- tunity to secure the first' two years of University work. 76 Ghz 'Gym iinnrka zmh Cllrvhit Our subject has to do with swivel- chair editors, and easy-going business managers ofthe high school paper, whether Tyro Monthly or Tyro Annual. A very few people do the real work of the high school, get all of the knocks, and receive none of the credit. The personnel of the Tyro staff are recognized as undisputed champions in 'the knock-getting line. If they put out a good paper or a good annual, popular sentiment has it that they were supposed tog it was expected of themg that was what they were elected for. We do not intend to dilate on the trials and tribulations of an editor or a business manager: sufficient to say that they swarm upon him without ceasing. What we do wish to say is-he is hu- man and likes flattery and craves credit. Give it to him. It will be appreciated. Right here it would not be amiss to ask a question. Why do not the school authorities give credit for such work-credits that will help toward graduation? We think it no more than fair that if a person spends all his spare time correcting copy for a paper, his evenings attempting to think of good subjects for an editorial, his noon hours gathering news, we feel that he has assimilated enough 'English to en- title him to recognition from that de- partment in a very tangible form- credits. Manual Arts High School has such a system. The EDITORS AND BUSI- NESS MANAGERS receive four credits for their years work. It is an added incentive to application. Why cannot we adopt a system somewhat the same-not necessarily giving four credits but at least enough to repay the brain workers on our paper staff for their efforts. A Gale with at illilnral This editorial has a moral, is educa- tional and is supplementary to the pre- ceding one in that it takes a cross-sec- tion out of the life of an editor, holds it up for scrutiny, and gives force and substance to his troubles. The moral has already been particularized. The education will follow upon further per- using. Notice had come from the printing office-an urgent call for another edi- torial. l'-lastily the editor gathered his wits about him, and, summoning his wearied faculties, strove to find an ap- propriate subject. Everything upon which he would lay his mental fingers was stale and mildewed with constant repetitions. There was nothing start- ling under the sun. The world of edi- torials was a mass of inanity. What could he write on? l-le decided it should be humorous- a truly humorous editorial, with little side-plays of glancing wit and flashing shafts of sharp editorial repartee. But what was it to be about? l-le thought of all the ridiculous subjects on Heaven and earth, searched his mental joke- box for a reviving spark of wit, went over in his mind the writings of Mark Twain, Ring Lardner and Ed. Streeter, and finally fell into blank despair-he was no humorist. Funny things had not occured in ages, there was nothing to write on. Fully convinced of this, he wrote out the fact in full and turn- ed it in at the printing office. Agony had been his for fifteen minutes. Yet some people hold that an editor should not receive credit. Such a person will turn proselyte quick enough if he ever edits. Gbo. Cjyro REED HARRIS MURRAY VARDEN Ghz Efgrn Annual Editor-in-chief .... Assistant Editor .... Business Manager. . . Baath nf Ehitnrz ..-....-nn.. Advertising Manager ......... Assistant Advertising Manager . . . Art Editor ...... A ........... Snap-shot Editor. . . VPN? ' 'Pf5,N7 SQ' I, x. u xl fr, , .6152 LJ Rx L9 'J' Uclfq an ogg, z s k V I LU., ,. .........l..ela Reed Ryland Thomason . . . .Arthur Varden . Malcolm Murray . . . . .Lolen Strahan . . . Harwell Harris . . .Harry Pryor 78 'Elie Gyro v I JOURNALISM CLASS Ellie Glgrn fllllnnihlg Editor-in-Chief ..... Paul MacPherson Assistant Editor ....... Amelia Smith Business Manager ...... Marvin Sloan The Journalism class, organized in San Bernardino High School in l92l, was really an experiment to see if the students could do that kind of work sufficiently well to warrant the arrange- ments for a regular class. Since this year's work has proved successful there will be a class in journalism again next year. Most of the work on both the Tyro Annual and the Tyro Monthly has been done by the journalism class under the instruction of Miss Keller. 1 Y' X, QZ,',ii ,... ,w.,.. ..,r or Iyly r.y.,y i,'.,F 'f,v W1 !F'+-ww, y - -V -'l WY' ww 1w ivv'- 'Ghz Eyre 79 1 . XXX, ig 'gf 1 , A E f'?'2'lY0 OE K ..4 gf ,f , , . M NW? , V' EX. W fl f I, 1 x I fllhfmnx , X xblh 1 I' 5-.1 .N 4 ' ,5 ,, VW! wfqsrk,-f 6 f y V701 , 1 X ,,, .WR1v1l1, 'ifWf!4?5'g545?55ii5Qs 'WWI ' ' f Q5 J XX A . --' J X T-,Q Gln EQ imliliiarg C. H. S. C. BATTALION A S2 Ebe Eyre ' FIELD STAFF REED HOOKER WELLS GUSTAFSON STOUDT flbffirrra Cornmanclant. . . . . .Victor Berger Battalion Adjutant .... George Hooker Cadet Major .... .... F rand Reed Battalion Quartermaster. .James Wells I I . BAND - 'Ghz 'Eyre 83 iliiilitarlg The cadet corp, under the guidance of Commandant Berger and Major Reed, has madela creditable showing. Company B won the privilege of rep- desenting colors, a distinctive honor awarded for good drill. The battal- Qlnmpang Company A Compton Millarr ........... Captain Jack George ........ First Lieutenant Van Johnson ...... Second Lieutenant Company B Porter Brown .............. Captain Harold Berry ........ First Lieutenant Mart Cornelison. . .Second Lieutenant ion is a member of the National Rifle Association. A team of the best shots will be sent down to Eagle Rock to compete for medals. The results will not be known until late in June after the Tyro has gone to press. f19ffirrrz Company C Clark Donmyer ............ Captain Charles Sandell ..... First Lieutenant Herbert Hall ...... Second Lieutenant Company D Milton Poppett ............ Captain George Bovee. .A .... r. First Lieutenant Maurice Wood .... Second Lieutenant , Band Marshall Dimock . . . . . . .Drum Major LIEUT. BERGER Blue Eyre Em Qvcmzwr 5 A-2 e f 57 AA' 5 X L if x' wx an HHN, B f - f Wg- WV.. M fy QQ5 ' a f , 'N I ' 'gf 'N fs? Q Q u nnweum no f J il Elie -Eyre 87 Snrietg Freshman Reception. The Freshman Reception given on September 25th marked the first soc- ial event of the year. The occasion was the annual welcome extended to all Freshmen and new students enter- ing the school. A short program was held in the assembly. Miss Hill, Mr. Hentschke, and Mr. Cline spoke to the students, after which those wishing to dance ad- journed to the music room. Music was furnished by the school's jazz or- chestra. For those not caring to dance, games were provided in the li- brary under the direction of Porter Brown, Marshall Dimock, and Samuel Martins. Junior Masque Dance. Friday evening, October 29th, mark- ed the first class dance of the year. The Junior Class was the sponsor of the gay masquerade dance for the cele- bration of Hallowe'en. Green and white streamers, black cats, witches and pumpkins formed the decorations in the music room. Music was furnished by the High School Jazz Orchestra. Lettermen's Banquet. The Student Body entertained the lettermen and their friends at a banquet on May l3th. A tempting menu was served by the third year cooking class. After din- ner speeches were made by Mr. Stock- ton, Mr. Westover, Dr. Crandall. Mr. Hentschke, Gordon Cram, Lester Flemming, Clark Donmyer and Ed- ward Townsend. Junior Cast Spread. The Junior play cast enjoyed a pic- nic spread in the cafeteria as a finish to the strenuous weeks spent in prepar- ing the play for production. After the spread those present ad- journed to the Opera House Where a theatre party ended a pleasant evening. Sophomore Entertainment. The class of '23 entertained on March l l with an all around entertain- ment. Booths containing fortune-tell- ers, photographers, and many of the seven wonders of the world were in the hall of administration building. A program of readings, and one-act plays was given in the auditorium. After the program, the music hall was open- ed to those wishing to dance. Alumni Entertained. ' The Student Body entertained in honor of the Alumni on Home-coming Day, january 3rd. A short program was given and then all adjourned to the music room. Dancing was en- joyed by everyone, the music being furnished by the members of the jazz orchestra. Thespian Reception. The second Annual Reception to the new members of the Thespian Club and their friends was held on the even- ing of November I2 at the high school. A short program consisting of read- ings and a one-act play was given in the auditorium. A social hour fol- lowed and dancing was enjoyed in the music room. Senior Play Cast Party. The Senior play cast party proved a jolly affair. Each member of the cast was allowed to bring a friend. A picnic lunch was served in the Cafe- teria. The merry company then went from the high school to the theatre where a movie party ended a very lively evening. Operetta Cast Dance. The, members of the Operetta cast enjoyed a dance in the music hall at the high school on March l9th. Mad- am D'Artell, a noted opera singer en- tertained with some Swiss and Russian songs. Games were also enjoyed dur- ing the evening. 88 Ghz Cjyro Snrivtg A. S. B. Cast Dance. ln spite of the rain a large crowd at- tended the A. S. B. cast dance Decem- ber l Ith. The dance was held in the music room, the music being furnished by members of the cast. ' A lce cream cones were served for re- freshments cluring the evening. . Senior Girls' Tea. The Senior Girls were entertained at a formal tea by the girls of the Advanc- ed Domestic Science class in the high school flat on May 9th. The apart- ilierwiinrx Amelia Smith, Chairman Miss Reid Miss Shea Mr. Stockton Dr. Crandall Marie l-luls Horace Edmonson Ovid Swisher Banu Kenneth Boyer, Chairman Albert Heston A .ML Westover J fftv' l 'P ment was charmingly decorted in flow- ers. Junior-Senior Reception. The Junior-Senior Reception was held at the Elks hall this year. The hall was beautifully decorated in the Junior and Senior class colors-green and white, and orange and white res- pectively. Music was furnished by a local or- chestra. The grand march included more than two hundred and seventy couples. Illvfrrnlpmrnia Marguerite Robertson, Chairman Verna Nevell, Annetta Winkler Berdene Garner Norman Gustafson Lfnraiinn Albert I-leston, Chairman Paul Wayte Revelle l-larrison Dorothy Leonard Glad Eyre , 89 Efalw frnm the Zflrark see here in my college paper thai Dave Shannon celebrated his sixty-third birthday last week. The whole university joined in and made quite a celebration on the evening of the eventg gave Dave a big blue and gold sweater and a block 'Tl' The old fellow must have been tickled to death. You know, he's trained every team Tallis has turned out for twenty-five years. Never would take a cent for it either. There must have been some sentiment conected with it for time and again they offered Dave a salary. And other colleges tried to get him, too. Say did I ever tell you how I came to meet my wife? No? Well there's no time like the present. Three weeks before the conference meet, in my Junior year, I ran the mile in 4.32:3. I figured I stood about like this: I was the miler on the best all-around track team Tallis University had ever turned out. I was doing a mediocre half mile, but my best bet was in the mile. The newspapers doped me to grab from six to ten points in the big meet. If I did count up that high I was in the running for track captain in my Senior year. So I was rarxn to go. .Five days before the meet I made the four laps in 4.46 something and had to push myself to do that. What's the matter, Lyons, the coach demanded, not training or over- trained? You know I haven't broke train- ing, I protested. go on in and let 'Dave work on you. . Wal, Jimmy, how's the long grind? queried Dave as I climber on- to the table. ' 4.46, I groaned. 4 I-Ie stopped and eyed me. What's the matter? Got a girl? Naw I haven't got a girl. Wal then, you'd like to have one, he drawled. - I felt my ears getting red as I par- ried the insinuation with a grunt. The truth was .that I was pretty far gone on a little Sophomore Queen, but was too bashful even to get an introduction. And while I was stalling around an- other fellow was just about to cop her off. I didn't think that anyone knew about it, but here Dave was telling me exactly what was wrong with me. -limmy's got a gur-rl. Jimmy's got a gur-rl, chanted Perry Dwight in a high falsetto and then he tore around the corner three-quarters of an inch ahead of a spiked shoe. It wasn't ten seconds until every fellow in the room was around the table, guying the life out of me. Say fellows, you know that little brunette that Stoddard's been rush- ing? hinted Perry. . You bet, jimmy, go cut him out, was the essence of the uproar which followed. Wait a minute fellows, command- ed Perry, that isn't the one. You know that li'l queen ---- But half a dozen fellows were forcibly escorting him to the showers. Then Dave started speaking and the noise stopped. Jimmy, you remind me of a fellow who went here in '08. Pringle was his name, don't guess any of you re- member him. Wal, this guy come from the country and showed it. I-le was godd lookin' when he had his hat on and was lookin' over a high fence. Some one in the crowd, it sounded like Perry muttered something about the country part being all right, but if this other guy was 'good looking' I can't see the resemblance. Dave continued like nothing had in- terrupted. What I mean by that is, that under his hat was a head of hair what prob'ly 90 'Ghz Eyre hadn't ever been combed since about the time his mother first decided that he wasn't the 'best baby in the world' after all. Then from his neck down, he was as awkard as Perry here. In fact I b'lieve he was more so. Yes, I'm sure I never saw anyone that had him beat for bein' awkward. What with his six foot of awkwardness and that hair what made him look like six foot four, he wasn't very good to look at, in spite of his face. A Wal, this Pringle entered as a Soph bein' as how he'd attended some kind of an academy out west for a year. He seemed to have plenty of money and got along all right in his studies. But right away some one found out that he was afraid of girls, so he was in for it. Something like four hundred girls took it upon themselves to kid that guy into believin' that they was dead gone over him. But it didn't break him of bein' bashful. Every time he'd see a jane comin' he'd duck and run like a whip- ped pup, so to speak. I-Ie turned! out for football first thing, but he wasn't no good 'cept to have the first team tackle him 'stead of the dummy. It looked like the coach was wastin' a good suit lettin' him wear it out. But one day the best distance run- ner in school started to get funny and he grabbed this here Pringle's cap and started off down the walk. Wal, may- be Pringle was afraid of the girls but he wouldn't take anything from any of the fellows, so he took out after the guy. I didn't' see the fun myself but the coach did and he said that the two of them circled the park nine times and then Pringle cut loose with a sprint and caught the other guy. He also pick- ed the distance guy up and carried him washed his over to the fountain and face for him. The coach was tickled stiff over it. He advised the country guy to quit football, bein' as it was near the end of the season, and let me start him on the track. ' At first l despaired of ever gettin' him to run with any form. He was all joints and went as far sideways, al- most, as he did forward. But finally he began to pick up and when he did, he didn't waste any time. About this time I noticed that he was combin' his hair, but I didn't think anything of it. Wal, sir, when the season began, this here Pringle was runnin' one of the prettiest miles you ever saw. His form was night perfect, and I never saw a fellow what trained like he did. I-Ie was absolutely afraid to break a rule. Not only was he runnin' in good form but he walked better and looked better. I supposed that it was be- cause he had found out that he was good for something that he began to take some pride in himself. And I was pretty proud of him too, I'll, have you know. Everythin' was lookin' up when about a week before the conference he began to get mopey. I-Ie went around with his eyes on the ground and would not hardly speak to anyone. Right away it began to show in his time. I-le fell off about fifteen seconds. He had been doin' it around 4.35. One night after practice I told him to stick around. I'Ie did and after a little coaxin' he told me the whole thing. It seems that there was one girl out of the bunch, that hadn't made fun of him. That was about all there was to it at first, but he appreciated even that much. She didn't even speak to him, but just the same he felt more friendly toward her than to any of the others, even though he knew that all the rest liked him in spite of the way they had kidded him along. Then one afternoon, along about the last of January I think, Pringle was up in the library when this jane came in. Pretty soon he noticed that she was reachin' for a book on the top shelf so he jumped up and got it for her. She thanked him and they talked for a little while and then he walked home with her. Ghz Gyro '91 Wal, after that everything was goin' fine until about the time he be- gan to mope. Then they had a spat. It seems that she was writin' to some other fellow and then, one Sunday afternoon Pringle went around to her house without a date and found this other guy there. The next time he saw her, he told her to choose between the two of them. Wal, she out and told him she wouldn't take orders from no boy and that he could drop out if he didn't like it. So he dropped. Wal, it was his fault so I tried to get him to go around and make up but he was too proud. So things stood that way until the day of the meet. When the fellows was gettin' ready and the crowd was pourin' into the stands, I got a few words with Pringle and I said to him something like this, 'Pringle, you're a fool if you let this girl stand between yoli and your duty to the school. You can win the mile if you try, but just the same I'm goin' over and try and fix things up with the girl.' Wal, we decided that if she waved her handkerchief at him every- thing was all right. So I beat it over and found the girl in about five minutes: but it took two hours of concentrated whispering' to make her see things the way I wanted her to. I finally convinced her that he was dyin' to tell her that it was all his fault and that he would do any- thing she told him to. Wal, that brought her around and after arrangin' for her to flag him with lgeridhandkerchief I beat it back to the ie . Wal, when I tried to point her out to him, she wasn't there! I tried to get him to take my word for it but he wouldn't and I knew that with the way his mind was workin' he wouldn't hardly place if I couldn't get him to believe that he could go back to her. Durin' the next half hour I convin- ced myself that I had discovered a new theory about like. Resolved: That the world would run smoother without women. I I kept on lookin' for the girl though, for that was the only chance. We had to win the relay and first place in the mile if we were to grab off the meet. I had just about given up hope. The milers were warmin up and were just about ready to start when I found her. She had moved over un- til she was right in front of the start. Pringle had the pole and I bent over to tell him to look over to his right when the starter called out 'On Your Markl' And he didn't have time to look. I felt kind of sick. Pringle got the pole and the lead and held it easy until the end of the third lap. Wal, when the fourth lap come around a State U runner tried to get first. Pringle looked up as this other guy come along side and then he tore out like they was givin' something away free. Wal, those two guys cut loose with the prettiest forty-forty sprints I ever saw. But Pringle finished three yards to the good. I cornered Pringle over in the lock- er room after we had won the relay. 'Pringle,' says I, 'I'm some little matri- monial agent, hey? You saw her when you started the ...... ' Naw, 'l didn't see her, he cut in. Wal, why'd you ........ ? Oh, that State runner was her other fellow. Old Dave held up a stubby finger on which was a big signet ring. That's what they give me when they tied up, he said. Then he turned to me. Theres two things you're goin' to do, Lyons. You' re goin' to meet this girl and you're goin' to win the mile. And I don't want to have to run around next Satur- day tryin' to fix something up. Did I mind him? Well here comes the wife and this is the little medal they gave me. Old Dave carries a gold watch, now, to keep his ring com- nany. 1 'Gln Gym Galenhar I September 20. First day. Assembly-Clark Donmyer expounds the ancient trials and traditions to the youthfully grave Scrubs. Sixteen new task masters fteachersl grace our family circle. 22. Bells forget to ring. Langer gets to first period on time. 23. First pigskin practice-forty- eight pumpkin rollers sign up. New coach n' everything. ' 24. Senior-Frosh riot. Adoption -noise. lnitiation-more noise. Scrubs display healthy appetite. A October l. Football-Alumni 6 to 6. Alum- ni lineup-Alvy, Rabbit , Needham and company-Nuf sed. Assembly-R. D. McCook pledges support of Rotary Club-Atta spirit Rotary. 2. Cold day. Pomona admitted into C. B. L. 4. l-ii-Y holds first meeting. Dim- ock evidently intends to fast the rest of the year. Board of education prohibits weekly dances. - Dear Addie: I herewith proclaim my senti- ments upon this subject:U'QI:Hg?8::D Thatis just the way I feel about it even if I don't dance. Yours till death does its part, Steeve. 5. World' series starts at Opera House. A great man f Tub Wellsl sees 'em all. CDicl you see his orange and white sweater?J He betted lucky: . 8. Massacre of Indians-l8 to 0. A green bunch? I'll tell the world. l2. Christopher Columbus spends the week end in America visiting with friends. l9. Box supper at I-Ii-Y. Bill pays five shekels for Dot 22. Burnell R. Ford gives an en- 'Ghz -Eyro 93 Glalrnhzn' tertainment very much like unto an earthquake. One shock after another. 23. Football team enjoy the sights of Hollywood but not the game. I3 to 0. 24. World comes to an end as Mr. and Mrs. Jay flVIillerD celebrate wed- ding anniversary. 26. First issue of Tyro Monthly- Journalistic class sentenced to a week in San Quentin. Girl's League organized. What next? Boys vote for jockey caps. 27. Roosevelt Assembly. Rose Harbison scholarship. Ryland Thom- ason celebrates and has his hair dyed. 29. Deer Addie: Today Pomona decorated her scoreboard with points wich she took from our varcity in de first league game. She gave us Mother Gooses egg and a few black eyes. However jest dont you worry Addie wait till basket- ball starts. Yours till my mainspring busts, Steeve. November I. Redlands next. Next Saturday of course. bly for de big game. 2 and 3. More pep. 4. LOTTA PEP. to beat Redlands, am You tell 'em cowbo Next what? Pep assem- We are going I right boy? ouire here yr y - Rotary Club. Football. Mustach. Parade. Pom Pome. Bola Bola. Wow! NOVEMBER FIFTH-COLD DAY FOR REDLANDS. Deer Addie: Today we done it. When I lead my pen to ink at this moment l find much of intrust. For the first time in ten years S. B. I-I. S. DEF EATED REDLANDS in hoof ball. Redlands wins the tow headed cauliflower. CA cauli- flower is a cabbage with a college educationnj Some day that Red- lands should be awarded the trot- ting horse radish but I differ. Durin' de game Eddie got the Wanderlust and wandered across the Red goal line for a flock of six ducats. CBetter git de dic- shunary habit if you want to keep up with me Addiel. Not satis- fied wit this he kicked over an- other ducat. When the game was over Eddie was still on the Winn' side. That's him all over -Allus on top. We Cardinals taut the Redlandites their place on de football feeld. They came over expecting ter find a bunch of suckers instead they found a bunch of stickers. ' Yours til you see me, Steeve. 6. Can't write today my fingers hoarse from yesterday. 8. Al and Leona sport a new piece of jewelry. Aw this is so sudden. I 0. Armistice Day assembly. No ambition among students. They re- member that ambition is what turned Germany into a village. IZ. And the son we sang was Hiawathas thunder storm of slush. Deer Adeline: today we lost a game V we should hev won. I0 to 6. Chaffey. Hopin' your the same, Steeve. Saturday, I3. Safely through an- other week we have fluffed our on- ward way. I7. Fashion show. Deer Addie: Another fashion showy not what it uste be tho, eh Addie? V Remember last yeer Addie-but what's the use you never could re- member dates, Addie, not even to keep 'ern. 'Twas pretty tho', De hats were the feature of de program. Ghz Eyre Glzllrnhar Yours till your gold-teeth fall out, Steeve. I9. Deer Addie: Today Riverside journeyed over here. I aint got much to say Addie. But Mother Goose has sure been laying a bunch of her eggs around the cardinal score board lately. 26 to 0 this time Addie, but I comes up smilin' and agen I jest says wait till basket- ball starts Addie. Yours till the well runs dry, Steeve. 24. Thanksgiving assembly. Sec- ond edition of the Tyro. 25. Stuffinl day. My turkey tis of thee 26. Recovering day. Adam Boutte only listed casualty: he lost an ounce. Older boys conference starts. 27. Basketball starts. 45 sign up. Deed Addie: Remeber what I been im- pressin' on you Addie? Now yu jest watch. Yours while the gas lasts, ' Steeve. December 3. Deer Addie: Jus before I mail this let- ter Addie I'd better let you know that the debatin' season has start- ed. - Helen Rusk and Marsh Dimock defeated I-Iemet by a 2 to I decis- ion. I don't know much about Helen cause l'm allus true to you Addie, but I know that talkin' is Marshes only redeemin' point. Clark Donmyer and Harold Berry lost by a 2 to l decision at I-Iemet on de same night, so we start out even in the C. B. I... Yours while my nerve lasts, Steeve. 6. lnterclass biscuit ball. Seniors and Frosh victors. 8. The Admirable Walter flnittsl 'Ghz Gym 93 Clzxlenimr tertainment very much like unto an earthquake. One shock after another. 23. Football team enjoy the sights of Hollywood but not the game. I3 to 0. 24. World comes to an end as Mr. and Mrs. Jay flVIillerJ celebrate wed- ding anniversary. 26. First issue of Tyro Monthly- Journalistic class sentenced to a week in San Quentin. Girl's League organized. What next? Boys Vote for jockey caps. 2 7. Roosevelt Assembly. Rose I-larbison scholarship. Ryland Thom- ason celebrates and has his hair dyed. 29. Deer Addie: Today Pomona decorated her scoreboard with points wich she took from our varcity in de first league game. She gave us Mother Gooses egg and a few black eyes. However jest dont you worry Addie wait till basket- ball starts. Yours till my mainspring busts, Steeve. November l. Redlands next. Next Saturday of course. bly for de big game. 2 and 3. More pep. 4. LOTTA PEP. to beat Redlands, am You tell 'em cowboy, y Rotary Club. Football. lVIustach. Parade. Pom Pome. Bola Bola. Wow! NOVEMBER F IF TI-I-COLD DAY FOR REDLANDS. Deer Addie: Today we done it. When I lead my pen to ink at this moment I find much of intrust. For the first time in ten years S. B. H. S. DEFEATED REDLANDS in hoof ball. Redlands wins the tow headed cauliflower. CA cauli- flower is a cabbage with a college Next what? Pep assem- We are going I right boy? ouire here. educationnj Some day that Red- lands should be awarded the trot- ting horse radish but I differ. Durin' de game Eddie got the Wanderlust and wandered across the Red goal line for a flock of six ducats. CBetter git de dic- shunary habit if you want to keep up with me Adcliej. Not satis- fied wit this he kicked over an- other ducat. When the game was over Eddie was still on the Winn' side. That's him all over -Allus on top. We Cardinals taut the Recllandites their place on de football feeld. They came over expecting ter find a bunch of suckers instead they found a bunch of stickers. Yours til you see me, Steeve. 6. Can't write today my fingers hoarse from yesterday. 8. A1 and Leona sport a new piece of jewelry. Aw this is so sudden. l 0. Armistice Day assembly. No ambition among students. They re- member that ambition is what turned Germany into a village. IZ. And the son we sang was I-Iiawathas thunder storm of slush. Deer Adeline: today we lost a game - we should hev won. I0 to 6. Chaffey. I-Iopin' your the same, Steeve. Saturday, IZ. Safely through an- other week we have fluffed our on- ward way. l7. Fashion show. Deer Addie: Another fashion showg not what it uste be tho, eh Addie? Remember last yeer Addie-but what's the use you never could re- member dates, Addie, not even to keep 'em. 'Twas pretty tho', De hats were the feature of de program. Elm Eyre Olalrnhar Yours till your gold-teeth fall out, Steeve. l9. Deer Addie: Today Riverside journeyed over here. I aint got much to say Addie. But Mother Goose has sure been laying a bunch of her eggs around the cardinal score board lately. 26 to 0 this time Addie, but I comes up smilin' and agen I jest says wait till basket- ball starts Addie. Yours till the well runs dry, Steeve. 24. Thanksgiving assembly. Sec- ond edition of the Tyro. 25. Stuffinl day. My turkey tis of theei' 26. Recovering day. Adam Boutte only listed casualtyg he lost an ounce. Older boys conference starts. 27. Basketball starts. 45 sign up. Deed Addie: Remeber what I been im- pressin' on you Addie? Now yu jest watch. Yours while the gas lasts, Steeve. December 3. Deer Addie: Jus before I mail this let- ter Addie l'd better let you know tlglat the debatin' season has start- e . Helen Rusk and Marsh Dimock defeated Hemet by a 2 to l decis- ion. I don't know much about Helen cause l'm allus true to you Addie, but l know that talkin' is Marshes only redeemin' point. Clark Donmyer and Harold Berry lost by a 2 to l decision at Hemet on de same night, so we start out even in the C. B. l... Yours while my nerve lasts, Steeve. 6. lnterclass biscuit ball. Seniors and Frosh victors. 8. The Admirable Walter fPittsJ Gbo. Eyre 95 Qialrnhar Crichton swallows two sticks of grease paint at a dress rehersal. 9. O Yez, O Yez, Al Henderson makes a date to the A. S. B. play and doesn't care a gosh dern who knows it. l0. Admirable Crichton a tremen- dous success. Scheer wonders wheth- er he would rather be the lord of a des- ert island or a butler. l7. Xmas vacation. And depart- ing leave behind them Frank Reeds pies. Oh, what a crust. 2l-22-2 3. Teachers institute. January. l. New Year and we are still shak- ing a mean hoof. 3. Comb your teeth and brush your hair, Xmas gone, school here. fThis is poetry--Steevej Home coming as- sembly. Seniors rings arrive. Atlas. 4. Elder John Rushton returns to our platform for twenty minutes. 5. Deer Allie: just got out o biology. Did yu know that leaves have spirits? Yep, spirits o camphor come from de camphor tree, etc. Addie I hope that you've been no- ticin' how well l spell now that I have got a high school educashun. I thot maybe l'd speak of it becuz it mite help you in your letters. Yours concretely, Steeve. ll. Faculty organizes basket- ball team. fFunny thing about this team, they never played a game., l2. Dr. Carpenter's lecture. Deer Addie: Why does a red cow who eats green grass give white milk? Yours if you answer me, Steeve. l3. Deer Addie: Terday de Seniors came ter school all dressed up in their daddys vests. A1 Henderson created a sensashun in A. 53 with a brilliant hued war jacket turned inside out. Hopin he got a kick out of it, I am still, E Your 'Steeve. 20. Deer iAddie: Member what I been a tellin' yu all along about waitin' till basketball starts? Well Ed- die's gang beat the injuns terday 40 to 20. I-Iopin' for de best, Steeve. P. S.-Football letters were dealth out terdayg l l victims. 2l. 8 A. M. Student body ad- vances Ryland Thomason enough pis- toles to get a haircut before the de- bate. 8 P. M.-Two 3 to 0 decisions over Redlands. WOW. 29. Deer Addie: Terday we sort o evened up manners with de boys over on the west side. We beat Pomona in biscuit ball 48 to I5. I played in that game Addie, yu see if you're one o the best five players in school yu get a new sweater-and I need a new swetter cause the one you made me is gittin out o stile- up wit de latest fashun-thats me all over. Yours till de moon goes out, - Steeve. February. A 2. A. S. B. election. More poli- tics. 4. Deer Addie: Our varcity is still on de map. We mapped up Redlands terday 27 to 22.4 Whats re mat- ter wit Redlands? Shes all right --but we're better, eh Addie? Yours for the asking, Steeve. I l. Deer Addie: These victries are gittin old. My bottom dollar for a de- feat. We beat Chaffey terday 32 to l4. - 'Ghz Eyro Olalrnhar ' Yours till ll git me white swetter, Steeve. I2. Honest Abe's birthday. Big assembly, veterans, orations, speches, an everythin'. I8. Deer aclclie: Ho hum and we garnered . another little victrie. We beat Riverside 52 to I9 tonight. Yours for a defeat, Steeve. I9. Relay team takes third at A. A. U. carnival an' little Gordon Cram takes third in century. 23. George Washington arrives a day late but we celebrate anyway. We'd do most anything to git out of class work. 25. Final C. B. l... game. Deer Addie: fyawnl gosh that was an easy championshipy Last nights game wit Pomona came out 24 to I8 in our flavor. Mushfully yours, Steeve. March I. Another month heard from. 5. Cap Cram and crew shake a wicked hoof. Put jinx on Pomona College Freshmen tracksters SUM to 35 7. Arbor Day. Oh, is that little boy the Junior President. I I. Deer Addie: Same old story: another C. B. victrie, over Pasadena this time, 27 to 22. First game in all- southern semi-finals. Anything for a defeat Steeve. I 5. Prof. Razmotus famous Hin- doo crystal gazer with the aid of Bud- dah Strahan tells us all about the Tyro Annual. I. 7,969 Sophs defeat the Junior 4-man track team by a 76 to 36 score. I7. Bible tests. Who said that ignorance was bliss? Gbe Cpyro 97 Glalvnhar I8. Deer Addie: Well whadda yu know bout it. We lost a C. B. game. Atlas. To Monrovia begosh, 24 to I 8. It was a semi-final for de all-southern. Yours in relief, Steeve. P. S.-We also beat Riverside in track terday, 67 to 44. 22. Debating pins. Faculty en- tertains in assembly. 25. Track, Hollywood, 60 to 53, we won, kinda close, too bad Johnson. 29. Deer Addie: A great big event happen- ed terday. The Seniors staged Daddy Long Legs. 30. Adopt Honor System. April I. Harry Pryor pulls a good one. Baseball, Colton, 7 to 7, We won, it was a tie. 4. Start generatin' pep for the C. B. I... 4. lt was a nipping and an eager air, 'twas biting cold .and Long Beach downed Cap Cram's crew on the Hack. Score unpublishable. MORE. TRUTH THAN POETRY By Steeve Board of Education Changes date of vacation flzoclfxlj 5. Senior program. Strange things will get loose once in a' While. More pep for the C. B. L. . Cram and Allen throw taffy and bricks at each other on our own plat- form. Cram gets that way every so often. ' Lotta pep for the C. B. I... Fullerton mops up on our fwonder- less' baseball bunch. I2 to 0. Heats for the C. B. l... 9. C. B. l... track meet. Deer Addie: It was simply great, he was the tallest and' handsomest feller, looked jest like me Addie, Bob Allen was his name. He Won five races single footed. Some guy, eh Addie? fnotice the punc- tuation I use since l got a high school educashunj And say Ad- die that Saul guy from Pomona broke de 880 record. He jest twisted that record all up till it wasn't recognizable fpipe de good spellin' tool and then salted it down wit his name, so now they call him Salted Down Saul. After the track meet wich we didn't win some 6000 people adjourned to eat. That's where l come in Ad- die, lm strong on de eats-thats me all over, l dont let my 'stom- ach loaf, l load quickly and load to capacity, just like a freight car. After this I went in an seed two one act plays. After which l en- dured a couple of hours of orches- tra rehersal wich we didn't win. Then come the oratory wich we didn't win either. After dis come de medals. l hired a moving van to carry home-no not my medals Addie-Bob Allen's. This was the end of a perfect day for Recl- lands. 1 Yours free of charge, Steeve. I 2. First league baseball game. Redlands wins. I Z to 2. Big crowd of two, occupies bleachers and has glor- ious time. I3. Cadet Paul Weiftle of West Point and a former student of S. B. H. S. speaks in the assembly. I6. ATLAS. Vacation starts. All- Southern track meet in Los Angeles. Garner places in the mile. Lincoln high wins the meet. I6 to 25. Glorious, never to be forgotten, long looked for, little ex- pected, lumptous, sumptous and de- licious vacation days. 25. Trot back to school and work. Final meeting of the Hi-Y. 27. Another tragedy. Indians at- Ghz Eyro Glalrnhm' tack and massacre entire San Berdoo baseball gang. Score I7 to 4. Junior play tryouts. Believe lVle Baropan the Juniors sure got the tal- ent. 28. Deer Addie: Terday me old friend Ma- jor Schoof, formerly of the North- west mounted fly cops, the Afri- can Rangers, and the American Scouts, spoke to us. The Major created a regular Coxie Army on de stage and fought a sham battle. Langer thought that he was Her- cules, Hooker acted like Brutus, and Fat Wells acted like a bloom- in' idiot. It was good anyway, even if the Pork trust was in it. This was the most unique lecture we ever had and was worth the ten cents admission. Yours for another assembly like this, Steeve. 29. Deer Addie: , Terday de wonderless baseball team played the most wonderful game of the season so far. Cram was all there and pitched a six hit game. De rest o' de gang did well too. De score of 4 to 3 in favor of last years champs show what a game it was. Yours for the Cellar Champion- ship, Steeve. May - l. Tyro Annual goes up to 32.50. Oh Ye Lucky who have all ready come across. Fishing season starts. l. Chautauqua opens. 2. Sophomore entertainment. 5. Deer Addie: Terday the fourth annual Pan City exposition opened its doors to the knocks of the Pub- lick. l-lopin, it shuts 'em the same way, l am, Y Yore Steeve . N. B. I. l. No boys in it. None but idiots in N. B. l. l. 6172 -Eyre ' 99 Glalenhar IO. Deer Addie: As has' been the custom in the past few years S. B. I-I. S. ter- day accepted the cellar honors in baseball. Our team has been justly called The Knights of the Lower Regions. Chaffey wal- loped us 7 to 6. Yours till Ivory Soap sinks, Steeve. l 3. Deer Addie: You know all 'bout the l..ettermen's banquet cuz you wuz with me. Say Addie hev yu still got those cakes I put in your poc- ket? Yores for another banquet at the schols expense, Steeve. I4. All-Southern tennis tournament at Chaffey. Zl. CA B. l... Tennis. 24. Booster for Believe Me Baro- pah. 25. Deer Addie: Terday wuz the A. S. B. nominations. Through much graft and politics I managed to get Scheer nominated for Presi- dent. l-lopin' he croaks on the job? I am as ever, 4 Your Steeve. 25. Deer Addie: Terday the Seniors ditch- ed school at noon and went off an had a hi time at harlem. They tride ter keep it a secret-o--but I knew it all along. Ya caint keep nothin' from Your Steeve. 27. Deere Addie: Will You Kiss Me? Is that the dooty of a deputy? ul did when I was one. Bertram Smack ............ Smack. Thus it was when the curtain was dropped on the greatest play of the year. Believe Me Baropahf' Your Steeve. 30. Decoration Day-no school. 3l. The end of the month. JUNE I 3. Terday the Seniors leave school 3-4-5-6. Tests. Tests. Tests. IO. Deer Addie: Terclay my friends the Seniors leave old S. B. High for good. We wish 'ern luck. Don't We Addie? You just Bet We Do. So long, Seniors, Steeve. Q.-530 It ff 0331 N A F? M I 39 I UNE x 'X Ia I 'N 5.1 HF 1' .W , J - . . .-.:. f-.f:'.-f.f.-.- '11 . If . I n fa 1 e ' . I Q , ,-raw fe fe' :Ag-:Q - -1 IIJII Ube Eyre Uhr 1Hrnnf With a slight shrug of the shoulders, Bob Chester gave up the hunt for the day, the last day of the open season for deer, and swung off for home along the mountain side. I-Ie had hunted almost every day during the time it was permissible to shoot deer, and not once had he set eyes on the coveted animal. See one most every day of the closed season or when I haven't a gun, muttered the young hunter. Very soon the woods would be as dark as a pocket, but this didn't worry the young fellow very muchg it was hunger that made him stride along as if he wore the seven league boots. Upon rounding a big pine, Bob came to a halt abruptly, his heart giving a joyful leap. Something grayish flit- ting before him had caught his keen, trained eyes. I-lastily he whipped his rifle from under his arm and held it poised, ready, leaning forward and straining into the dusk of the valley below. It was a well-grown buck, and as it stood there, as if uncertain which way to leap, it turned its antlered head from left to right, sniffing at the wind. The, buck, suddenly leaped: and ran up the road a few yards like a streak of lightening. As the deer bounded up the road, Bob grabbed his rifle, following the animal with his eye. When the buck turned to the right, he got his aim, it was a feat requiring ex- treme quickness and skillg and then he fired. It seemed to Bob that there was a sharp echo accompanying it almost doubling the rifle's report as if two shots had been fired at the same time. The buck was rising from the ground when his rifle barked, and it landed the other among the dead grasses on side of the road. Uttering a short cry of triumph, Bob ran out into the road but the buck gained his feet and dis- appeared in the forest. I-le followed the deer and as he pushed into the forest on the trail, he caught sight ofa vague form crossing the road and en- tering the wood on his left. I-Ie paid no attention to this at first, but soon he heard the sound of something or of somebody moving rapidly near-by. Bob soon found the deer in a little cav- em not far from where he had first fallen. But standing beside the fallen buck was a husky, middle-aged man in hunt- ing clothes, his hands resting upon his rifle muzzle, his eyes looking down with satisfaction upon the deer. Bob stop- ped and stared at the man. I-Ie recognized him as a Mr. Porter who usually came to Clareville in the fall for a week or two, visiting Enoch But- ler. Hello, young man, said the visit- ing hunter, not knowing Bob at all. Hello, returned Bob. 'As pretty a short as was ever fired by anybody,' exclaimed the hunter. It was a good shot, I think myself, agreed Bob. Did you fire too? asked the man, at length. I thought I heard another shot. Yes sir, answered Bob, now un- derstanding that this man had fired at the same .time he himself had fired. Well, better luck next time, young fellow, said the other, leaning over and dragging the buck into the open and making preparations to carry him to the road. I-lere! What are you doing? cried Bob. I have a wagon down the road a little ways, said Mr. Porter. Well, he's mine. I guess not, boy, he said. I-Ie is! By the way, where did you aim for him? 'il just aimed at him. Well, I aimed up forward on him, declared Mr. Porter. I-le stood with his right side to me when I fired, put in Bob, quickly. '6ho. Gym 101 He stood that way to me, too, said the other. I-Iere's the place just behind his fore shoulder, just where I aimed, young fellow. Some shot! He's mine, aserted Bob, quietly. I know he is mine but I don't want to be a hog, and if you'll come over to Enoch Butler's in Clareville tomorrow I'll give you part of him, not because I think he is yours but because I know how you feel. Mr. Porter, leaning over, hoisted the buck to his shoulders and started down the road to his wagon. Mr. Porter could hear the boy say as he drove away that he would get even with him. As he said this Bob turned into the woods for home. As he was walk- ing along he could hear the hooting of the owls and through the night air he could hear a far-off howl that made a little tingle run up and down his back. Wildcats and bears were not uncom- mon in the mountains, but that wail was from neither. Finally Bob reached an open space in the road and he could see in the distance a horse and wagon coming down the road at full speed. Bob could see the man on the seat trying in vain to draw in his terrified steed. It seemed as if the successful hunter were in trouble. lVIr. Porter! exclaimed Bab, recog- nizing horse and wagon, and he could not keep a grin from his face. Hope my deer shakes outli' Whoal Whoal , Mr. Porter shout- ed. Whoal What's the matter with you! Bob leaned against a tree and laugh- ed. He did not believe the man in any danger, sure that the horse would soon tire out. In a moment he saw a vague gray shape, slinking, bounding occas- ionally and then again slinking, follow- ing the wagon with ease. The horse was afraid of something real, of which the driver as yet apparently knew noth- ing. A panther-for that was undoubt- edly what the animal was. The pan- ther had scented the deer and was making an effort to get it. Bob grabbed his gun and went running down the incline toward the road. His laughing fit had gone. He realized that Mr. Porter was in danger of his life. He halted suddenly and stationed himself in a place where he found a secure footing. On came the rattling, swaying wag- on. Then, all of a sudden, the pan- ther gave a leap, landing in the body of the wagon upon the dead buck. As it landed, it gave out a ferocious howl. The terrified horse let out a despairing shriek and rose on his hind legs. Mr. Porter stood up and looked behind, stricken motionless by the sight of the panther. As Porter turned around the panther raised for a spring. In that instant, Bob put his gun to his shoulder and fired. The pan- ther for a second remained motion- less and disappeared from view. The horse came down snorting, and away went the wagon through the darkness with a roar and-a rattle, Porter by great good fortune retaining his seat and disappearing with it. Bob found the panther with its mouth wide open and its eyes still shining. Eight feet , exclaimed Bob, measuring it, when certain that it was lifeless. I got him just behind the shoulder, same as the deer,' he said looking to see where the shot had taken effect. Bob heard a sound behind himzand turning, he made out a figure advancing in the dark. In a moment Mr. Porter appeared. Mr. Porter regarded him open-mouthed when he recognized the rifleman who had saved him from probable injury, or even death. That was a fine shot, my boy, and I want to thank you for it, said Mr. Porter patting the boy on the back. He was after my deer but I guess he might have tackled you, asserted Bob. But say, wouldn't you like to ride in with me, asked Mr. Porter. 102 'Gbe Eyre No thank you, returned Bob. l've just got to go up over this rise and down the other side, l'll be home. Well, I'll see you again, said the other, shaking hands. The next day Mr. Porter in his wa- gon drove into the Chester yard, jump- ed down, and walked to the shed where Bob was splitting wood. I-low are you feeling this morning, Mr. Chester? he asked as he shook hands. Fine, thank you, answered Bob. l've packed your deer along. I guess we needn't quarrel any more could put a bullet in that panther's one shot could bring a shoulder with deer down all right. It's your deer. it, Mr. Porter, l can't Oh, hang take the buck when it might be yours just because l panther. ' Well, I see I'll have to tell you all the facts. He reached in his pocket and brought out in his palm a slightly flattened bullet. I cut into that fel- low last night and found this lodged right against his shoulder. lt's a 38, and l shoot a 20-20. Now, just give me a hand to take your deer out of happened to shoot the about who shot it. The boy that the wagon, will you? eliliemnrg Nut as a flitting hream is memnrg, CA fantasg that sfniftlg fahes frnm sight 'Gln Ieafxef rhantic Darkness in its flightg gin, 'tis an eher flaming turnh fnhich ine Qgear nn life's marsh, a faithful frienh tn he, when hitter trials anh trihulatinns hlight GBnr happinessg thru tlnfnirrg tears the bright C-Amir tuneful past shines as the summer sea. Qt mnrn nf lite, respleuhent faith gnuth's irreaml 0Bm:e mnre ine treah thg tranquil aisles,tr5rf1erse 'ilhe palmg pathfnags lrright, as think aah fast Eefnre the minh thg lnxrnisheh banners gleam. QB hlesseh memnrg, that ran rehearse The mute hui fxifxih hrama nf the past. -'ZH Y' - :ate e a he i'lli'l Elie. Cjyro 103 Alumni Earnist McCook, president of the class of '20 is attending Occidental College. Bess Cram and Georgia Wilson are also at Occidental. Josephine Stopher, class secretary, is enrolled at Pomona' College. Other members of the class who are attending Pomona College are: Nathan Wilson, Minnie Perry, Nadine Mer- riam, Kenneth Garner, Elizabeth South- ard and Margaret Dickson. Lionel Needham is working in San Bernardino. David Black, Felix Subject, Leo Connor and George Padgett are also working in San Bernardino. Cloyes Collins, George Condon, Carlyle Eikleman, Meredith Gerhart, Moy Milligan, Alfred Parsons, Kenneth Henderson, Lyle Seccombe, Walter Severns and Edgar Sevems are attend- ing the Oregon Agricultural College at Corvallis. Frank Bradshaw, president of the student body in '20 has been working in San Bernardino. He is planning to enter college in the fall. Eleanor Parsons, Marcus Lothrop, Wilbur Willis and Charles Bussey rep- resent the class at Stanford University. Mrs. Edward Harper, nee Henrietta Rogers, is living at Palo Alto. Zelma Strahan, June Rolfe, Thelma Fogler, Helen McNew, Lucile Hamble, and Carle Preston are taking P. G. work in S. B. H. S. Suzanne Scholl is studying at the University of Washington. Helyn Stewart is acting as reporter for The Sun. ' Beulah Marshall and Gladys Mar- shall are living in San Bernardino. Gladys Thies at Boadway Brothers is a rival of Elizabeth Lee at the Harris Company. Clifford Coy is working in High- lands. Henry Alvarado is working at the Santa Fe Shops, San Bernardino. Helen Brown, Nevelle McFarlane and Cecil liilton attend the University of California at Berkeley. Ruth Prest and Louise Reggio are employed by the San Bernardino Tele- phone Company. Merritt Barton is attending the Uni- versity of Southern California in Los Angeles. . Thelma Robertson and Vance Ford are both working in banks in San Bernardino. iMrs. Raymond Unger, nee Lillian Maloche, is living in Colton. Marguerite Lewis is employed at Mrs. Harrington's Millinery Store. Ada Renner and Dorotha Chaffee Tre attending the Riverside Junior Col- ege. A Kathryn Clark and Lila Brandt are studying nursing at the California Hos- pital in Los Angeles. , Clarence Stile, Elmer Shafer, Ernest Culey, Howard Davis, Carl Bitting and Bert Bruffet are employed in San Ber- nardino. Alida Myers, Mabel Bemis and Wes- ley Walgren attend the Chaffey Junior College. Leone Dredge holds the position of secretary for the- Chamber of Com- merce, San Bernardino. Catherine Gorman is -at the Univer- sity of Southern California, Los Angeles. Homer Frisbie is living in Rialto. Marion Baker is at Hollywood Junior College. Louis Bursk is working for the Mon- arch Drug Co. at San Diego. Martha Slater is working for the American National Bank. Baynard Switzer is an employee of San Bernardino County. Edgar Tyler lives in San Bemardino. Clarence Poole lives in El Centro, California. Mabel Zimmerman is married and lives in San Bernardino. Verna Peake is living in Arizona. 104- Gbe Eyre Aline Feetham is studying at the Otis Art lnstitute in Los Angeles. Lester Ranney is employed 'at the Arrowhead Hospital. Faye Nicholson is working at the County Library in San Bernardino. Grayce Anderson is married and lives in Colorado. Robert Bradley and Victor Lautz attend the University of Redlands. Harold Erwin is working at the Walkover Shoe Shop. Mrs. f Orville Weller, nee Margaret Bohannon, lives in Rialto, California. Lottie Ferrell, Aleta Fowler, Mary Braun, Hazel Briggs, Ella Lodgard, Hazel Wilsey, Esther Stephenson and Ruth Gaylor attend Longmire's Busi- ness College, San Bernardino. Richard Merget works for the Los Angeles Telephone Company. - ' Mrs. George Aarup, nee Bertha Bax- ter, and Mrs. Samuel Taylor, nee Jean- ette Houser live in San Bernardino. Aileen Whitlow attends the Arizona Normal. Kate Wilkerson is living in Bloom- ington, California. Carroll Williams, Claire Taylor, Al- liece Tucker, Kathryn Misner, Dorothea Cannon, Helen Collins, Melvin DaVall. and Edward Fiegel are attending the University of California, Southern Branch, in Los Angeles. ' Gladys Delor and Laura Anderson are living in San Bernardino. Grant Venerable is working in Los Angeles. K Robert Hitchcock, Kenneth Coble, Norman Larson, Henry Meyer, LeRoy Newcomb, Earl Roberts and Stephen Quiroz are working in San Bernardino. Clara Hamilton attends, the San Diego Junior College. ' ' Mrs. Lester Cash, nee Mary Alice Fox, lives in Bakersfield, California. ' Marjorie Bates, Arthurine Heap, Flora Davis, Isabelle Johnson, Vita Marsh, Aileen Newcombe and Adda- mae White are employed in San Bern- ardino. . Ernest Southard is working for the Western Electric Company in Los An- geles. .. Gladys Garner is attending the Santa Ana Junior College. ' Mac Watson, Marguerite Parr, Ruth Marshall, Kathleen Knapp, Frances Webber, Allis Crane and Dottie Hum- phrey live in San Bernardino. l . - Bibi .g Lf 5-,Tm ...Z-' -.2-7-'4Q:., 'Ghz Cjyro 105 Gum Nights in 3lai1 'By lda Winklinson Some how or other l can never be- lieve that Rose took that money. She was such a good little worker and so young, only eighteen. And alone in the world, with the exception of that sick aunt of hers, who is probably dead by now, said old Ben Mathews as he sat smoking and leaning back in his chair in front of his little store. Well, you can never judge a girl by her looks. If she had stayed and even lost her aunt she would never have been alone in the world, said Joe Cummings. Well, how is that? said Ben with a surprised look. You know that young fellow that was the head waiter in Hanford's Hotel was very badly stuck on Rose and Rose was stuck on him and everybody notic- ed it. l'm sure that by now they would have been married. l think she took it and that he knows where she is but won't tell on her. It does seem funny what a girl could do with 51000. l'd like to know if he hears from her. 'Tm sure l don't know. l wonder if she'll ever come back. Probably when her money runs out and she can't get any more, she'll come back and get that fellow. By the way, what is his name? I don't believe I ever heard it. That is, his full name. We always called him Chuck. Well, l'm going to find out. As l have to go up to the hotel, l'll ask and when I come back l'll stop in and let you know, called Joe as he went strid- ing along the road, kicking up the dust as he went. Hanford was a small town. It had a couple of stores, a post office, gar- age, small jail, and I-larper's Hotel. Harper's Hotel was run by Bill Sim- ons. Charles Grimes was the head waiter and Rose St. Clair was the cash- ier. Rose St. Clair was a very pretty girl, with dark brown curly hair and brown eyes that sparkled and laughed. E - ' One evening in June after a big day, Rose packed her suit case and left. The following note was found on the desk: My aunt is not expected to live, and as she has sent for me, I am going. Don't look for me back soon as l will stay, till she gets beter. Rose. ' The next morning when Mr. Simons entered and found the note he looked for his money and found it missing. 53,000 of his money gone!Taken by his cashier in whom he had had so much faith. The Fourth of july was always cele- brated in Hanford by a big dance, races, and contests. .As the Fourth was near at hand and a big time was expected, every one was busy. Boys were repainting and shining up their machines to enter the races. Women were busy cooking to show off their cakes, pies and canned fruits. Girls were to enter their fancy H work and women their pretty babies. Hello Mr. Mathews, said Chuck as he entered Mr. Mathew's store and sat down on the counter. Nearly every one sat down and talked awhile when they entered his store. Well, l suppose you are all ready for the big day. What are you going to enter? said Mr. Mathews. My little tin roadster,' said Chuck. l've got it all painted red with white numbers and blue wheels. I just came in to see if you had any flags as l want to decorate it some more. l only have a few left. By the way, who's running for queen this year, have you heard? The lucky one will be chosen tonight. l wish Rose was here to be queen this 106 'Gln Gym year but I guess that's out of the ques- tion. f Chuck's face grew crimson at the mention of Rose but all he said was, 'Tm going over and listen to the judge's decision tonight. Good-bye, l must be going. The election of the queen was to be held in the large parlor of the hotel, where it had been held for many years. ln the evening when the crowd was assembled in the hotel to see who was to win, all eyes were suddenly turned as some one called out: Hello, folks, are you going to vote for me? It was Rose. Mr. Mathews and Chuck were the only ones to greet her. The rest look- ed at each other in surprise. Rose looked about the room smiling at every one but no one returned the smile. She stood in the door for a few minutes, then went out on the porch, wondering Why no one spoke to her. They were the same old bunch 'that used to speak, and she had only been gone a little over a year. A A heavy hand was laid upon her shoulder and a gruff voice said, Come with me, young lady. Rose recognized him as an officer. She went with him without a word. She remembered the little jail and the sher- iff. He told the officer to lock her up and said that the trial was to come off in a couple of days. The races could be seen from the jail. The Whole next day Rose watch- ed the races and saw Chuck win. She did not know why she was in jail. She could hardly wait for the day of her trial. When she asked the officer in charge why she was in jail he only told her to wait and see. She was so lonesome, as no one came to see her. The morning of the trial arrived. The little court room was crowded. Right in the front row sat Chuck, Mr. Mathews, Mr. Simons and Mr. Cum- mings. When the case was brought against Rose, she looked .surprised and then laughed. Grabbing Mr. Simons by the hand she said: Simy, come with me. She always called him Simy. Every one followed. She led him straight to the hotel, through the long hall, down the back steps and into the cellar. In the far corner of the cellar she took some bricks from the wall and took out a can. She sat down upon the floor and counted out 53,000 before the whole crowd and then gave it to Mr. Simons saying, I did not know where to put the money, as you were gone when I received the telegram. So l put it here and thought that you would find it. She was now standing by-Chuck talking and laughing. Ladies and Gentlemen, said Mr. Simons, this is a very honest little girl. I'm going to make her a pres- ent of Sl,000. It shall stand for two presents, first to honesty, second for a-, there he stopped and laughed. Every one wondered what he was go- ing to say next. He proceeded: I think a preacher is needed. 9lEWx.Nd7N llllhamw am ff fn W Q W5-.. YN 4 'vfm W wi 35, xijwgg K KX Xx . gym' Q-.ww Qin gxwgs 'N ,V -- Vg' ffl, IULSQW Tx 2, . 5,fll'- muff MLK Awxlgik vm. Ghz Eyre 107 5U111211:'5 g1H2Iuh125 ZIEIZZ 21l12111g1 11111115 132111g1 911111211 11211: 11111152-I 1122111? Zi11g ZEI1111! 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Elliott says it's a splendid opportun- ity. ' And he says Clay is just the per- son for the position, and with his col- lege education and all, he can easily work up, and I shouldn't be a bit sur- prised if he got to be general manager or something before long, added Aur- ora in her most coaxing manner. But gentle little Aunt Angeline was obdurate. Child, do not refer to your brother as Clay, she begged. You know how your father resenteld that name. He did his best to counter- act his dislike for your mother's choice by his name for you. She rose impatiently from her cozy chair by the fireplace and paced ner- vously about the room. Aurora nestled back among the sofa pillows, feeling that she had performed to the best of her ability her loyal duty to her brother, but she could not repress the hope that her effort had been unsuccessful. It was a novel and not unpleasant exper- ience to have a big brother to escort her to school every morning, even though he never would go farther than the Elliott corner. But manager of a shoe-factory, mused Aurit'Angeline, There could never be any poetic inspirations in a life like that. Oh! Clayton, my boy, I had so hoped that you would be gifted with the poetic expression which your father lacked. I wanted you to have plenty of leisure time to devote to your writing and I felt sure you would suc- ceed. That's why I felt free to spend the money for your education-I mean, that's why I was anxious for you to have an education. She gave a con- fused little laugh. Do you mean that there isn't plenty of money? Why JI thought grand- father left a whole fortune! Tell me, insisted Clayton, as his Aunt moved toward the door. You must tell me. It's not fair that I shouldn't know. As she turned her head, the boy saw that her eyes were filled with tears. There was just enough to put you through college. I never intended that you should know. Oh, Clayton you surely must be able to write if you'll only try! Promise me that you will try! I'll try, Auntie, course I will, cried, Clayton, putting a comforting arm around her shoulder. 'Tm going to my room right now to see what I can do. Give me your pencil, sis Where's some paper, Auntie? The little living room presented a scene of general confusion as the two people addressed hastened to provide the adventure with the necessary equipment for his journey into the land of posey. Oh, by the way, Clayton leaned over the banister, What would you suggest as a suitable title for my poem- to-be? Aurora was at a loss to know what to reply, but Auntie volunteered, In the mind of a true poet there is al- ways an abundance of material if he can only find the proper expression. Now, as I always said to your father- just hitch your wagon- Yes, yes, I know,' cried Clayton im- patiently. I've got to go. Feel an inspiration! and he disappeared from the admiring gaze of Aunt Angeline, who turned to Aurora with an 'I told you so, expression upon her face and an irrepressible feeling of joy in her heart. But her exhultation was destined to be short-lived, for in less than half an Ghz Eyre I IU! hour, aqmuch depressed and dishevel- ed young man, showing no signs of his former self-confidence, called, I say, Auntie, guess I'l1 leave this poetry writ- ing 'till morning. Can't seem to make two words rhyme tonight. Why, you're sleepy and tired, of course. just run along to bed now, dearieg you have a whole week to try. Mr. Elliott said he would hold the posi-V tion that long for you, didn't he? Aunt Angeline, askerd, suppressing a little sigh. Clayton nodded, and greatly crest- fallen and subdued, returned slowly to his room. He had known without trying that .he couldn't Write the foo! stuff, but it was tough to disappoint the little lady so. Well, he would give it another try in the morning and then tell her he could never make a living doing that sort of thing. He looked from his window upon the chilly blackness of the night pierced by one solitary twinkling sphere, and thought, half quizically and half in earnest that his wagon would have to be hitched to another kind of a star. The week wore away. Many a time Clayton heartily regretted the promise he had made, but did not have the heart to confess to Aunt Angeline that as a poet he was an ab- solute failure. He was even ashamed to go to town any more, in his keen imagination he fancied that all the towns-people were secretly laughing at him and thinking that he was success- fully following in the steps of his father. His father! Well, it woulcln't take much work to do that. Clay thought scornfully of how heused to wander dreamily around the garden, seeking a poetic inspiration while his wife took in sewing and sat up until midnight in order to support her two children. After her death they had come to live with Aunt Angeline and after their father's death people had said it was a pity he could not have died sooner and relieved his wife of the burden of sup- porting him. If that was poetic ability Clayton thought contemptuously that he wanted none of it. Even gay hearted little Aurora no- ticed her brother's depression, but she attributed it to some reason other than his disappointments in not being able to write poetry. She spent fully ten minutes one afternoon with pursed lips and puckered brow, trying to think what caused story-book heroes to act in the peculiar manner recently adopt- ed by Clay. Ah! She had it! He was in love! A This disconcerting revelation came to Aurora with such a shock that it caused her to sit up very straight, stamp her foot, and cry with unusual vehemence. Well, he shan't get any sympathy from me, he shan't, not one bit! The idea! Why- she suddenly plop- ped down among the pillows, proped open her Latin grammar upside down before her and, her ears carefully muffled with her hands, proceeded to repeat in a dull monotone as the door opened and Clayton appeared, Amo, amas, amat, am - - oh, hello, Clay, !'m sick of verbs-guess I'1l do nouns now. Test tomorrow-clear from the beginning, she affirmed. I do like to do Hamo' 'though, don't you? It has such a pretty sound, she added, glancing slyly from behind her book. But Clay, after a quizzical glance in her direction, seized a scrap of paper, stuck a pencil in his mouth, and deter- mined to make a final effort. He had tried to compose poetry in the quiet of the night, in the stimulating rays of the sun, on the street, and in his-room, and now he would see if a Latin ac- companiment would facilitate the poetic organs. Trumpet, tuba, tubae, tubae, tuban, tuba,' droned Aurora. Clay had never realized before what a monoton- ous Voice she had. How long she con- tinued in this tone he did not know, but he Was suddenly roused by the words, Star - - - stella, stellae, stellae, 1111 Ghz Eyre stellam, stella, repeated mechanically in the same tiresome manner. Clay straightened suddenly. That was itl That's what he'd dol And with a face immeasurably brighter he hastened from the room. Aurora heard his voice cheerily echoing down the hall-way as he searched for Aunt Anegline. Determining not to be ab- sent from a scene which promised to be interesting, she put aside her book and tiptoed cautiously toward the din- ing room, where her brother was affirm- ing, lt's no use, Auntie. l wasn't made for a poet, l guess. l'm awfully sorry to disappoint you in this way but I'm going to accept your advice. l'm going to hitch my wagon to a star I Clay uttered the last sentence in a clear, resonant tone, with a determined straightening of his shoulders as he gazed fixedly into space. He stood in this position so long that Aurora won- dered with a puzzled frown if his mind would never return to earth, and Aunt Angeline remarked dryly, Well, l'm glad you saw fit to do so. And what may your star be? A wonder- ful poem? No, a wonderful-girl. lt's Stella Elliot. Aren't you surprised Auntie? he questioned. Surprised, she echoed. No, in- deed--not after reading all those fool- ish poems dedicated to - - -, Aunt An- geline stopped. There, l did'nt mean to tell you. But, you see, l went into your room this morning, and when I saw all those papers scattered about, I just couldn't resist the temptation to read them. So l did, and they were- they were - --9 Yes? Clay held his breath. What if she should say they were splen- did and for him to continue writing? Could he ever make her understand how he hated it? Oh, Clayton! I never mean't to hurt your feelings like this. It was so inconsiderate of me. l should never have mentioned it-but they were really quite-quite hopeless. Aunt Angeline sank forlornly into a near by chair, feeling that she could never forgive herself for being so brutally cruel to her only brother's son. Bully for you! cried Clay with more genuine joy in his Voice than Au- rora had heard for many days. Aunt Angeline had her arms around her tall, young nephew's neck, and Aurora sud- denly remembered her test for the next day. She walked slowly back to her discarded Latin book, lying face down upon the floor, but instead of picking it up and smoothing out the crumpled leaves, she viciously sank into a de- jected litle heap by the window. Mean old book, she sobbed. lf it hadn't been for you he never would have thought of Stella as a star. I might have known there was some reason for his never going farther than the Elliott corner. K . Yi K 1 .T s ar. Y Y l 'Ghz Eyre Snphnmnrr HIJPII1 My soul is thrilled with ecstasy and joy, Ancl thoughts of baser things cannot annoy, F or mincl ancl heart are bouncl in the employ Of Twenty-Three. O Music come, ancl bring your sweetest strain To aicl me, lest I fail while l would aim To chant, in mystic, measured chimes, thename Of Twenty?Three. O Class with spirit jovial ancl benign, Although all others round us fret and whine Theres nobler thoughts to occupy the mind Of Twenty-Three. A Our past, incleecl, was not all strewn with flowers But courage for the present, it is ours To gather mental strength ancl moral powers For Twenty-Three. To lighten some poor weary heart of care, K As each one has his work, let's do our share That we may do no harm ancl lay no snare For Twenty-Three. Up, classinates then, ancl let us all be strong To make this olcl world better, right the wrong, That others, too, may join with us in song For Twenty-Three. I 1 12 'Ghz Cjyro u h ilirrzhman Harm We have studied not for glory, we have labored not for fame, When we go out, the world will shout, and have a mighty gain. The world has waited for our class, and now the world will boom, The moon and stars will all move back to give our class more room Lives of great men all remind us, that our lives are greater still, Other classes far behind us, never passed us, never will. We have the brains and common sense, the wit, and wisdom too, We have the beauty of the school, and ideals ever new. And we will paint great pictures of land and sea and sky, The master paintings of the world are coming bye and bye. And we will write sweet music, a note, a strain, a bar, The world will join the Chorus, and the sound will echo far. And we will read the strata of this, our mother earth, And give the world the story, from her early cosmic birth. And we will touch the flower in garden, plain or field, So they a bright bloom will take, a sweeter perfume yield. If now you've learned to know us, and wish our history more, Just wait the Year of Jubilee in Nineteen Twenty-F our. Uhr Mistress nf 11112 Hllizt 'Elia Gyro 113 He always was a mysterious charac- ter to me. I first saw him in a mist and I last saw him in a misty his gloom was of the mist, intangible, impenetra- ble, never lifting. Even his physical features are rather blurred to my mem- ory, rather hazy, indefinite of form and color. As for his spirit-I never knew it, I never approached it, hard as I might try, for he dwelt as one apart. It was that very aloofness of his that bound us together' for I delight in an enigma and he was a human one. Our only similarity lay in our com- mon differencesg we were only kindred souls in that he was veiled and I was open: he was morose and I was light- hearted: he exudecl an indescribable air of secrecy and of brooding while I was frank, artless and candid. He dwelt in a perpetual night alone with his thoughts and one received only occasional intimations of what was taking place behind his mask. It was because of the mist that hovered over his spirit and blotted out all landmarks of his character that I attached myself to him for three days-three awe- inspiring days during which I saw the man in the depths of fear, during which I saw him shiver at a shadow and quiv- er at a sound. I only knew him for those three days but they were days such as test the temper of a man and tell whether he is of good steel or not: and once--once during the three days, I saw him as he was--stripped naked by fear when he dropped his mask for a frenzied moment and cried out with a nameless, unspeakable dread.. But let me begin at the begining. I said that I first saw him in a mist. He came riding out of the mist of the dawn while I sat on my horse a-top of a roll- ing hill-wave. For two days pre- viously I had been riding for joy: rid- ing, riding, riding among the solitudes of the desert. For two days I had liv- ed as few men live: intensely, actively, intimately. And on that morning I had risen from my sand bed at the foot of a giant catus, had saddled my horse, had mounted the rolling hill-wave to look at the rising sun, and now saw him come riding-riding out of the dawn. He rode furiously, bent low over his horse, with a neckerchief flying 'be- hind and the sound of his coming fly- ing before. I wondered at his pace and I wondered at the way he rode, but most of all I wondered at the man him- self. As he neared, the upper edge of the sun had cleared the horizon, had dis- sipated the clinging, rising fringes of fog, and had magnified the stature and girth of the horse and the man to ele- phantine proportions. He spurred his horse over a ravine, urged him across the arroyo at my feet, and plunged at the hillside with little regard for the laboring beast. It was the animal that first saw me as they crested the ridge. It planted its fore feet and stopped short with a little snort of surprise. We were so close that the sudden stop deluged me with flying sand, that sprayed on my hat like dusty rain-drops. The man looked me over quietly enough yet I thought I could discern a fever burning in his eyes. His face was white and set with tense lines drawn tightly around the corner of his mouth. His pallor was of terror, one might say internal trepidation, for it was easy to see that most of all he was afraid of himself. Who are you? he asked. Silas Monde. And who are you? He hesitated for the barest portion of a second. Then- ' Call me Brand, he said, E.lfton Brand. We continued to stare at each other, I out of frank curiosity, he with an air of uncertainty. I knew that he would speak next so I waited. Have you seen any one this morn- ing? he asked. ' 114 'Ghz -C5 yro Only you, I retorted. No one else? You are quite sure? This time I was certain that his eyes were feverish, dangerously so. Absolutely sure, I answered him. Were you expecting to meet some one? His eyes shifted slightly, very slight- ly, and I thought I saw a flash as of fire. Oh no, he said, I was not ex- pecting to - - - I was afraid that I might - - - afraid that I might. - - - The woman - - - she wears white by night and gray by day - - - Do you under- stand? - - -, white by night and gray by day - - - You saw no woman? - - - She wears white by night and gray by day - - - She is the Mistress of the Mist - - - the Mistress of the Mist, I tell you - - - and she wears white by night and gray by day. - - - .You saw no woman? - -A- You did not see the Mistress of the Mist - - - white by night and gray by day? A It ,would be impossible to describe the sensation that his babbled words gave rise to in me. When I had first seen him I had imagined him as strong. Now I saw his weakness, his pitiful weakness. But the Mistress of the Mist? Who could she be? Was she some illusionary character, some fantastic creation of this man's imag- ination? Was she a product of the desert mirage that eats its way, past the mind into the chamber of terrors that lies locked in every brain? The Mistress of the Mist, who was she? No, I reaffirmed, I have seen no one but you-not a person-least of all a woman. Oh, she is no ordinary woman, he burst forth as a child, fearing disbe- lief. She is no ordinary woman. I have never seen her plainly myself- never face to face since she died years ago - - - that is where l am going now - - - to see her face to face - - - I am tired of fleeing from her on the desert - - - I am afraid of her on the sea - - - I am afraid of her in the val- ley - - - But on the heights where the wind blows strong and pure and free - - - I wouldn't be afraid to meet her there, My Mistress of the Mist - - - that is where I am going - - - to the heights - - - to the heights - - - to the roof of the world. I-Ie jerked his mount back on its haunches as if to be off. Suddenly I made a mental resolution. I wished to know more of the man. My time was my own, I had no near relatives to mourn me if I came to ill: and besides my curiosity was piqued by the allus- sion to the Mistress of the Mist. I de- termined to attach myself to him if possible. just a minute! I cried, Hold onl Would you relish company? , A look of surprise crossed his face. The idea was evidently a novel one to him, yet he appeared pleased. Come on, he smiled, the only time I ever saw him smile and it was only a grim sort of humor, the kind that welcomes a comrade on a quest that will end in death. Come on. We will ride together. We will be two for the Mistress to catch instead of one. Come! l..et's be moving. So it was that I came to ride with Elfton Brand at the time when he was weighed and found wanting ,for he lacked one thing-the love of life. For a night and two days we rode toward the east and on the evening of the second day came to the base of that great mountain, Rochmullagh, which marks one of the four corners of the earth and supports the roof of the world. All during those two days gl had been aware of a shadow that flit- ted far behind us, a shadow that l scarce could glimpse but whose pres- ence I could always feel as it stole from cover to cover. Twice I had thought to lie in wait and obtain sight of it, but each time, just as it was about to take tangible form, to materialize before my eyes, it dissolved in a wisp of mist that floated lazily behind a mesquite clump or caught with en- twining fringes at a flowering azelea or Gbe Eyre 115 buckthorne bush. Never did I see it plainly but always I knew it was there, moving lightly, so very lightly, a cer- tain distance behind. Brand, too, knew it was there for he was extremely nervous, eternally cast- ing a glance towards the rear as if he hoped to catch it unawares. Several times I heard him mutter to himself. The Mistress - - - The Mistress - - - she still follows - - - The Mistress of the Mist. We rode hard those two days, stop- ping only for water and a snatch of food at mid-day, and sleeping but a few hours at night. ln fact, on the second night, having arrived at Roch- mullagh's base, we did not at- tempt to sleep but pressed forward in- to the foothills that guarded the royal mountain. Little, squatty, rugged foothills they were, all covered with impenetrable deerbrush that clothed them evenly, swathing them from foot to summit. All that night we rode, under the light of the crescent moon, and morn- ing found us in a little vale, tucked high in the timber belt halfway to the mountain's top. We built a small fire and by its warmth ate a scanty meal of chocolate, crackers, and cheese. df'Dare we attempt to sleep? I ask- e . Not now, Brand replied. Not now - - - We must not keep the Mis- tress waiting - - - We must up and be going. The horses can take us no farther. We will have to leave them here. So we unpacked and hobbled the animals, swung knapsacksiacross our shoulders and began toiling up a dim, long-unused trail. I glanced back once, and I saw a phantom, a ghost, a shape like a wisp of mist that stole, shadow-like among the horses. The Mistress of the Mist, I mur- mured and pressed Brand so hard that he was forced to increase the pace. I-le surmised the reason for my haste. Did you see something? asked he. Nothing, I replied, Only a wisp of fog. I-Ie looked at me hopelessly, shook his head pensively, sorrowfully. Oh no, said he. Not a wisp of fog. It is the Mistress. She follows from afar. Then we both hurried forward like men demented, sweating profusely as we labored up the rock strewn trail. The sun did not rise upon us that day for out of the north there swept a fierce wind that mourned among the pinesg and fleeing before the wind rac- ed the storm clouds. Threateningly they massed themselves overhead like the restless waves of an angry sea, sombre and grey, in the midst of which Roch- mullagh's dome swam. They hung low on the' border of the mountains, awaiting their time. Menacingly the heavens flashed and groaned, and the day grew dark as night, but no rain fell. The morning passed and the afternoon: but the storm had not yet broken. All that time we climbed up and up and up, following the faintly marked trail. The birds that frequent high altitudes came cricling past us on their way to the plains below. I l..ook,' said I to Brand, Even the birds desert us. They are afraid to stay. That vaguely amused him. Oh ho! he bomed from deep in his throat, Oh ho! So even the birds desert us. Just wait 'till you hear the thunder of the mountains. - - - Wait un- til the heavens are on fire with the flash of lightning and the earth tremb- les and rocks with the crash of thunder. - - - Wait until then and you will have forgotten that the birds desert us - - - What a storm we will have tonight when I meet the Mistress! What a storm! All that day Brand cast earnest glances at the scowling clouds and ner- vous glances to right and to left and at the trail behind. He was almost be- side himself, and whispered and mur- mured continually, yet seldom answer- 116 'Ghz Cjgro ed if spoken to. Once he stopped short as a miniature avalanche went roaring and crashing down the precipi- tous mountain side. I wonder, he whispered to me - - - I wonder if I shall make as much noise when I am falling, falling down the mountain - - - when I go rolling, rolling to meet my death? Why, what do you mean? I cried You are not going to meet death! You are going to meet the Mistress. He gave me an inscrutable look. They are very much alike, said he. The Mistress of the Mist and death. I wonder shall I make as much noise when I go falling, falling down the mountain - - - when I go rolling, rolling to meet the Mistress. And then I understood, compre- hending that terror was upon him for his pallor was of marble, and beads of perspiration stood out upon his fore- head. It was then that he was stripped naked by fear and his shivering soul was exposed to my gaze. It was at that moment that he dropped his mask and cried out with a nameless, un- speakable dread. All self-control was gone in a frenzy of fear. I wonder, he repeated for the third time, I wonder - - My God! how I wonder - - - shall I make as much noise when I go falling, falling down the mountain - - - when I go rolling, rolling to 'meet the Mistress - - - when I go inertly to meet death? I-Iis voice echoed dully back to him out of the canyon with no semblance of an answer in it. Again we went forward up the trail. By late afternoon we had attained the narrow ridge that led to the sum- mit. Nothing could be seen ahead of us except the cloud-immersed dome of the mountaing nothing could be seen behind us beyond an uncertain line of fog that crept after us, veiling all the features of the landscape. We .climb- ed the narrow ridge until we were fin- ally stopped by a crumbling ledge, all that remained of the trail after some recent slide. Dare we attempt to cross? I ask- ed. Of course, Brand replied, but one at a time - - - It will be dangerous - - - Let us draw lots to determine who goes first. We drew lots and it befell Brand to first cross the ledge. I-le 'made the crossing safely, as light-footed as a cat. I followed slowly and was halfway over when he suddenly reached out and grasped me by the arm, drawing me to safety by main force. I-Iurry up! I-Iurry up! Be quick! he was whispering, The Mistress comes - - - through the fog - - - through the mist. There came a flash of lightning as I looked behind, far, far back on the trail where the shadows merged with the dim daylight, and I saw a filmy shape, an uncertain gleam, a floating mist that danced ahead of the ascend- ing fog, a mist that was there and then was not. A sensation strangely akin to fear arose within me for the shape was nearer and more tangible than ever before. Then the lightning was gone, leaving the heights grim and forbid- dingy as dark and dismal were the depths. Let us be quickI.- - I-Iurry - - Let us hurry, Brand whispered again, You saw her? Oh, I saw her! I cried softly, yes let us hurry. Then we rushed blindly forward and a moment later bestrode the universe, we stood a-top of Rochmullaugh, our feet on the roof of the world, we were circumscribed by space, lost in the vast- ness of it all, bewildered by the slowly tossing, evenly bellowing cloud-sea that pressed upon usg we were smothered by the excess of latitude and stood help- less, incapable of grasping the immen- sity of it. An air torrent surged past us and filled our ears and dimmed our senses with its roaring, the four winds of the earth beat upon us, they loosed 117 angry fingers and buffeted us into sub- missiong they forced us to crouch there on the roof of the world when we would have stood, they made us cringe when we wished to be as conquerors because of the mome1nt's elationg they plucked at our clothing and fled chuck- ling when we would have none of it, they made sport of us as they raced past, full-breathed and free. It was while we yet crouched there spell-bound, holding our cloaks fast about us, that a sudden change came over the face of the mountain. The winds ceased their play and no longer called to one another. Silence fell as profound as the silence of the stars. Then a voice spoke and it was the voice of the plainsg it penetrated the clouds that crept to our feetg it rose from the bosom of the earth itselfg it breathed of the essence and the spirit of things. It came like a call from a lost multitude yet there was a meas- ure of content in it. It was the voice of the creatures of the earth, their voices reached us as one-the voice of earth's things. The clouds opened at the sound of it and gave us a vision of the radiant plain, lying a golden-yellow in the sun-glow. Then the clouds mov- ed together and the plain was gone, to- gether with the sound of the voice. Silence fell again. V My last glimpse of the earth. whispered Brand. The Mistress is kind. Following close upon the dying sound of his whisper came a living sound, one that was vibrant with pow- er, one that rose and fell like the beat of the sea. Then the clouds rolled and we beheld and swells, and mountain chain away from the west across low-lying hills, hollow, far across a that almost intruded, the sea itself, flashing red and white waves in the sun- to us like the set. Its voice came chant of a distant land at worship. Then the clouds came between and the voice and the vision of the sea was no more. Ghz fjyro 4 The Mistress is very kind, Brand whispered again with just a suggestion of fear in his voice. I shall never see the sea again. Next came a glimpse, and the sound, and the feel of the heavens. The glimpse was of stars and of infinite space, the sound was of rushing windg and the feel was like the clutch of the devil's might for again the four demon winds were loosened and played about us in fiendish delight. Then the clouds intervened and all was stilled. Brand spoke, breaking silence for the third time since reaching the sum- mit. Mondel he said, lips close to my ear, Mondel That was my last sight of the heavens. Look about you well for next is the Kingdom of the Mists, next is the coming of The Mistress, next is the reign of Death. , Even while he spoke all the clouds were thickened. They rose from the hidden plains below usg they blew from off the sea to the west of usg and they pressed down from the heavens above us. The mist ascended and lapped at our feet, it blotted out every- thing so that all sense of direction was lost. It descended upon us like an oppressive curtain: it smothered us with its weight. Suddenly rain fell, and the storm, which had been threatening all day, broke. - Never before had l seen such a storm, nor will I ever again, I affirm. The elements raged unchecked there upon the roof of the worldg even the mountain trembled under the shock of the fearsome rumblings and the thun- derous reverberations. The mists and the clouds grumbled while the lighten- ing seared the sky. We were forced to lie flat upon our faces to keep from being blown away, and all the time as we clung to the sharp edges of some weather-beaten stone, we could feel the mist pressing down upon us like some palpable presence. We lay there, I do not know how long, before the force of the storm had ns , 'Ghz Eyre spent itself. At last I became aware that the strength of the wind was gone, though even yet it shrilled past us high- voiced and clear. Brand raised him- self on his elbow in a listening attitude. What he heard, or how he could hear anything above the sound of the wind l do not know, yet a moment later he leaned toward me and forming a trum- pet with his hands, shouted: The Mistress - - - Do you hear her? She comes. - Then l, too, heard. The sound was as faint and indeter- minate as the shadow that had followed us those three days-the sound was of something that slides upon one un- awares. It was like the murmuring of autumn leaves, their rustling, and their whispering in a high breeze. It was like the sound of the restless wind over fields of ripe wheat waiting for the scythe. lt was like the sound of ap- proaching ghostly footsteps--footsteps that echoed yet made no noise. It was a multiplicity of sounds all gathered in- to one-a confusion of sounds-a babel of sounds, that somehow, in some obscure manner, took form like an undertone to the shriek of the wind. The very vagueness of the sound made it a thing of mystery, a thing of terrorg made one feel its approach as that of a catastrophe. It neared and we were impotent, we could not resist it. The nearing of a spirit that walked in dark- ness. Do you hear her? Brand asked, again making a trumpet of his hands. Yes, I managed to reply. I hear her. She comes. It added strangeness to the unreality of it all to be able to hear that ap- proaching sound so low, so uncertain, so very soft and subtle, and yet to be compelled to shout to one another. Soon a shadow passed over us. I-low I could tell that it was a shadow I do not know, for all was darkness and a shadow could not add to the surround- ing gloom. I felt the presence of the shadowg I felt its proximity, the near- ness of a foreign being, of some great, vague, unknown creature as obscure and incorporeal as the mist. l knew who it was, of its identity there could be no doubt. lt was the Mistress- the Mistress of the Mist. I shivered with an uncontrollable chill-not a chill of the body which was cold enough, but a chill of the spirit-for now I recognized the truth of Brand's words when he had said that Death and the Mistress were very much alike. l felt, rather than saw, the Mistress lean across me and touch .Brand on the shoulder. l saw Brand leap to his feet in a fury of passion and at- tempt to seize her in his arms. Deftly she eluded him, laughing a light tan- alizing laugh. Ah, Elftonln l heard her voice say, Ah, Elftonl Maybe next time. Then an exceedingly strange thing happened for at the sound of her voice l was made powerless. l knew what passed yet lay as one dead. l was be- numbed, paralyzed but only in body for never was my mind more active. l obtained a glimpse of her as she was. l saw her as clearly as a being of this worldg I saw her wrapped in robes of white that floated about her like the swirling edges of a tangible mist: saw her eyes which were bright and al- luring though her features were heav- ily veiled. And I heard her words as she passed me by with a careless glance, words which were addressed to me and penetrated very clearly, very strongly to my consciousness. Thy time is not yet, said she, but soon. Then she began to float away. Come, Elfton, Come! I heard her call again, and as she moved a phos- phorescent glow enveloped her. Brand rushed madly after her, stumbling along a ridge that until then l had not noticed, a ridge that led to an adjacent spur of the mountain sum- mit. The Mistress avoided his arms time and time again, merely hovering in front of him, luring him further and Ghz Eyre 119 further away. She floated along the top of the ridge barely beyond his reach. I heard her light laugh when he failed to reach her, a laugh that stung and enticed him to madder efforts still. Suddenly the paralysis of fear that had chained me left, I was free and un- fettered, l leaped to my feet and rush- ed after Brand, shouting to him again and again. Brandi I shouted. Brandi My God, man, stop! Brand! Wait a mo- ment! The wind snatched the sound of my voice away and tossed it back over my shoulders. Brand only raced faster than ever after the elusive, evanescent figure that danced ahead of him! I saw him mount the last ridge and a full realization of his danger dawned upon meg I cried to him for the second time, shouted to him to stop. I saw him leap forward and seize the figureg I saw the figure melt in his arms like a thing of mist, I saw him toss his arms high and go crashing over the rim of the mountain, l heard him thunder down the mountain side: I saw the spur of the mountain disappear for he had dislodged an avalanche that swept all before itg I saw a battered body go rolling, rolling down the mountain, go falling, falling to meet the Mistress, go inertly to meet Death. Then I fell senseless on the edge of the declivity. When I regained consciousness all signs of the storm were gone. The moon rode high in a cloudless, star- sprinkled sky. There was no wind. Never was night more peaceful. I found myself where I had swooned on the edge of a yawning chasm. Quiet noises of adjustment were going on below me where the rocks of the land- slide were settling themselves. The smell of the fresh earth was in the air, and the calm of a beautiful night was all about me. I raised myself on my elbow and looking around remembered all. I crawled nearer to the edge of the precipice and looking over called very softly: I Brandi Oh, Brand! I say, Brand! Where are you? There was no answer. I had 'ex- pected none. Gradually strength flowed back into my limbs. Soon l arose and retraced my steps along the ridge. The moonlight threw dense shadows about me, yet illumined my way back to the top of Rochmullaugh. I walked slowly, sadly, for I had be- come attached to Brand and now he was gone. I passed the place where we had crouched to escape the furytof the wind and continued my way down the mountain, I thought of Brand, his fancies, and his fears which had come true. Then I remembered something, and remembering, quickened my steps for the words of the Mistress returned to me laden with purport. Thy time is not yet, but soon, she had said. I reached the horses with the dawn and came away from the mountain but the memories of it haunt me still. I am restless and go from place to place with an eye behind me alwaysg l dread with a deathless dread the day when I shall see a shadow like a wisp of fog following me, closing in upon meg and I live in constant wonderment as to where, whether on the mountain or the plain, the desert or the sea, l shall again come face to face with the Mistress of the Mist. Brand's fears have become my fears: his tremblings have become my tremb- lingsg his terrors my terrorsg and I flee the thing that he fled, yet fleeing realize that escape is impossible. I go from place to place, from land to land, in constant search of something or someone who can, if for the moment only, force me to forget that coming meeting, that terrible meeting with the Mistress of the Mist. ZU High Svrhnnl Zihgl Ram it in, cram it in, Pupils' heads are hollowg Slam it in, jam it in Q Still there's more to follow- Hygiene and history Astronomic mystery, Algebra, histology, Latin, etymology, Botany, geometry, Greek and trigonometry- Ram it in, cram it in , Pupils' heads are hollow. Rap it in, tap it in, What are teachers paid for? Bang it in, slam it in- What are pupils made for? Ancient archaeology, Aryan philology, Prosody, zoology, Physics, clinictology, Calculus and mathematics, Rhetoric and hydrostatics- Hoax it in, coax it in-- ' Pupils' heads are hollow. Rub it in, club it in- All there is of learning, Punch it in, crush it in, - Quench their youthful yearning. For the field and grassy nook, 'Ghz Eyre Meadow green and rippling brook, Drive such Wicked thoughts afarg Teach the pupil that they are But machines to cram it in, Bang it in, slam it in- That their heads are hollow. 'Ghz C'Jyro Scolcl it in, mold it in, All that they can swallowg Fold it in, hold it in, Still there's more to follow. Faces pinched, sad and pale, Tell the same undying tale- Tell of moments robbed from sleep, Meals untastecl, studies deepg Those who've passed the furnace thru With aching brow, will tell to you How the teacher crammed it in, Rammed it in, jammed it in, Crunchecl it in, punched it in, Rubbed it in, cluhbecl it in, Pressed it in, caressed it in, Rapped it in, and slapped it in- When their heads were hollow. CAclapteclD ' x - 1 - x'3'. 'CY '- , 4 C+ . CU, W L1 12 22 Ghz Eyre 'Ghz Eyre A 123 JIUEUQEE MDE A W --Z, 'A f-2-fig---J ' if U fi? f MW l ' ,. -qxw N I I pf ' fgpgmmawffig -5 1 gi J 1nrz5. mI f hIM H if M ' , H ,,'Il J1qflwWXW 7 AHHMIL It , if I A . , F .ff I 1 K ' 5,j Qg ' ' My X X Z V V 51 si.::.- il Q 3. f 5 ff 1 f ,V -fIllfHo51Crf . 1 hm'- HW ff N! llr7l?l1JEL.w..jim1K 1 Vx ' 'f 4 Qlz. 'Ah F . - , N229 Elie Eyre 125 . THE ONE MAN St. Peter eyed the stranger, As he stood with hanging head. What have you ever done that I Should pass you in? he said. The stranger answered: 'il confess I am a hard old nutg l've robbed the widow in her woe, And trimmed the orphan, but- Before you put the boots to me I wish to rise and state, That when the high school batters Came up to the plate, ' In all the throng that gathered there I was the only guy Who did not send forth The knockers' battle cry. St. Peter softened as he gazed Upon the man of sin. Come and grab a harp, he said, And let the stranger in. THE HIGH SCHOOL GIRL. Believe me, if all your fetching young charms, Which my longing lamps gaze at today, ' Were to change l'd say: uliiddo please flee from my arms! Beat it, dearest, O fade, fade away. You would not be my love, as this mo- ment thou art. If thy looks go, thou art but a pill. I would shudder and tremble, and hope from my heart . i , That you'd jump in the stream by the mill. -. Bet. Mr. Knopp-- Are you learning anything, Miss Myzellei-V' M. M.-- No, I am listening to you. ATHLETIC NOTES The more we see of the faculty play- ing ball, the more we think of them as teachers. , , We hope that in future years 'the base ball team will brace up and win at least one game in a row. Brick Whipps will be a half-back on next yearis foot-ball team. Edmund- son will be a drawback and Major Smith a humpback. -lf. Langer were playing he would get a quarter back. Spanish athletics are quite common in this school. 1.l. 'Tis All a Dream. ' When I was young and light of heart The math it came with easy art But now since time I have no more It comes to me as quite a bore.- I pray, O Lord, please spare this thing Or to heaven l'm 'fraid I cannot cling, For 'tis the math that tests my tongue And keeps me far from growing young. From Math l'm spared, Great God with Thanks, For now I'm clear from all the cranks, My friends do say, my face doth shine, But Ah Great Scot'tis all a dream. M. Sloan '2l Clerk-'This book will do half your studying. E. Swing- All right then, gimme two. Mr. Chambers-i'Are you late?'i Belated Freshie- No, I couldn't find the room. ' Teacher- johnny, can you tell how iron was first discovered? Johnny-- I heard Pa say they smelt it. I-I. P.- I-l'cTw-.would you like to have a pet monkey? F. W.- Oh! This is so sudden I Eddie had a lover, I-le loved her very well, Suddenly they had a fight, ' He said, You go pick some daises. T. P.-What was all that noise over at the Y. M. C.'A. last night? Ed. T.-Al Henderson got a clean towel. When is a joke not a joke? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred. 125 'cm 'Gm Cor-Wreck. Townsend- How do these love triangles usually end? Boyer- Most of them turn into a wreck-tangle. ., C. Donmeyer-'l-Iowd ja come in that Greek final? M. Dimock-- Oh' I knocked that for a 'homer' 1.l. Strahan- Have you seen the new toboggan slide? B. Shepardson- Why no, I haven't been to a dance for ages. - ..., AREN'T THEY, NOW? Some Professors are Funny. In my Astronomy Class Somebody asked What the Stars Do in The daytime. And When l said that Some of them Sleep Until Noon I was Dismissed From the Room. Some Professors are Funny. l have a friend who mortgaged his house In order to get a machine. Ancl Lrow he's mortgaged his automo- To i e, buy himself gasoline. Not the Victrola Way. Kathleen K.-Will you start Whispering Art Varden-Is your old man home? . More Material Advancement. Jack George- I-lave you seen the new style socks l. Carson- No, are they good? J. George- Great convenience! They're sewed right into the shoes. I. Carson- But how do you change them? - J. George+ You don't! That's the convenience. ' ' A chair for one is holding two, It could not hold anotherg But suddenly it holds but one, You think it broke? No-mother. Sam fto wife at show,-Mandy, tell dat Niggah to take his ahm away from aroun' yo waist. Mandy-Tell him yoself. l-Ie's a perfect stranger to me. R. Thomason- How'd you get that black eye? H. Harris- Well, a girl told me she kissed.' R. Thomason- Yes. H. Harris- Being doubtful, I thot I would see if she lied. R. Thomason- Well? H. Harris- She did. CNote pic- ture in Tyro.J Harold Holmes-fescorting sweet young thing around school-That is George Hooker, the Battalion Adju- tant. S. Y. Thing-Oh, fnoticing his band insignia of the ancient instru- mentl, and I suppose you are the Battalion Lyre? Boys faults are many, Girls have only two, Everything they say, And everything they do. Printer's Code. . .I-Ie+ lVIay l print a kiss upon your lips? I She- Yes if you won't publish it. Ghz Cjyro 12 Ghz Gym 128 Geo. I-Iooker- Isn't it rather dif- ficult to eat soup with a moustache? Mr. Wake- Well, it is quite a strain.' - No, Clarice, Chicamaster Monzae- mon is not the Japanese for chicken soup. It is the Nipponese correspond- ing to Shakespeare. Darwin Reversed. Did you give the penny to the mon- key, dear? Yes, mama. And what did the monkey do with it? I-Ie gave it to his father who played the organ. I-low I miss those at home, mused Herb Hall, as he threw a wild ball to- ward home plate. Mr. Parnell- What course will my son graduate in? Miss Kast-'In the course of time. Miss Stewart received a paper the other day on which was written in pen- cil-UI have no pencil so I can't an- swer the questions. Will write later. M. Crist- I've forgotten my pen- cil. Miss Mace- What would you think of a soldier who forgot his gun? Crist- I'd think he was an officer. Rogers uses blondine, Strong trains his brows, Wood grows a mustache, They're vainer much than fraus. They needn't talk about the girls, They're just as vain as any, They spend more time on their cute curls, Than girls with twice as many. They say they cannot see our ears, They'd better take a fall, There're just a few boys in this world We can not see at all. -By a girl. What right have you to swear be- fore me in class? Well, Professor, how did I know you wanted to swear? Do watch makers work over time? Helena- I thoit I told you to come over after supper? Malcoln- Thats just what I did come after. For the benefit of those who think they ring three bells for fire drill, let us say they ring only one bell, but they ring it three times. Les Fleming- Why didn't they play cards in the ark? B. Garner-'Because Noah sat on the deck. Mr. Griffin- Who made the first nitrate? MacPherson- Paul Revere. Mr. Stockton- I-low long will it take you to run off your skit? Committee- Who, us or the aud- ience? Ray Drake- Yes, Dad, I am a big gun over at the school now. Pop- Well, why don't I hear some better reports? Old Lady- What's that odor? Farmer--'That's fertilizer. Old Lady- For land's sake! Farmer- Yes ma'am. Mr. Cline fcalling down a girl in study hallj- Don't you think it's about time you settled down Miss p Miss -f?J-, Oh, Mr. Cline, this is so sudden? Father- I-low is it that I find you kissing my daughter? 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Biting. My, exclaimed Willis R. at the Sophomore Cotillion, this floor's aw- fully slippery. lt's hard to keep on your feet. Oh, replied G. Cramer, sarcas- tically, then you were really trying to keep on my feet? I thought it was purely accidental. Uh-Huh! Dot L.- Yes, he had the audacity to kiss me. Helen H.-- Of course, you were in- dignant? Dot- Yes, every time. B. Page-- l want a loaf of bread. Clerk- White or graham? B. Page- lt doesn't matter, this is for a blind lady. As Idle as a Painted Ship C. Davis-Say, you know that short- stop over there reminds me of the An- cient Mariner? O. Swisher-How come? C .Davis--He stoppeth one of three. His Master's Voice. Mr. Stocks fslumming on the East side,- Well, well, poor boy, so your father is dead. How did he die? Urchin fwho can't be bothered wit' no questionsj- Aw, he strangled to death! He was sittin' in a lunchroom eatin' some horse-meat when some guy yells 'Whoa' and the stuff stopped in his throat. F. Skyrack-Oh, don't you think these life savers are thrilling? M. Myzelle fabsentlyl-Yes, they often take my breath away. T. Perry- Did you hear that Gladys Johnson eloped with a man from a boarding house? Bessie K.-- No, that was only a roomerf' Careful Mother- johnny, if you eat any more cake, you'll bust. Johnny- Well, pass ith' cake and get outa the way. The End of the Trail. The lilies wave O'er Hudson Small, Who got drunk on Wood alcohol. Shed all your tears For little Myron, Who didn't hear The fire-chief's siren' Soft music now For Edward Wright, Who trod upon Some dynamite. Half-mast the flags For Ensign Speedo, Who bumped into A live torpedo. The hearse dragged off Augustus Moeler, Who argued with A big steam rollerl Marie-What's funnier than a one- armed man trying to wind his wrist- watch? Jay-A glass eye at a keyhole. Virginia had a little quart Of cider, hard as steel. And everywhere she went, 'twas sport To watch Virginia reell 'Stay away from him, my dear, advised the older sister, hes the hard- est man on hair-nets l ever knew. EmEll1'll1'l mllII IlllIIII lllllUIDlllU R. B. Wilson, Jeweler ' WATCHMAKER ENGRAVER Mainsprings Gauranteed fur 1 Yemg 31.00 605 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif. Gusky, the Tailor E To Men W bo Know Tailoring Portraits ww 1 IV' g .iv Hyatt studio Near P. E. Station 543 THIRD STREET E 639 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif, B PIONEER HARDWARE FOLKS C hooolate I'I21I'dWEl1'G P31363 Plumbing THE BEST OF EVERYTHING AT REASONABLE Pmcss .95 Geo. M. Cooley Co. E 383-389 THIRD ST. 512 Third sf. First Class Cafe ' CONFECTIONERY and IC E C R EAM Finest Steaks in City BEST OF COFFEE DE!lIllIlIEI IUIlII lUlll l1'IIJllIElIl'llSl gIIDJlIlmlJII mUl lDDl IJIII1IlJIIJIIE E CalWrnia's Most Interesting Store S 6 Headquarters for Tb Sporting and Quang Central Dlfllg StOlfC Equipment of Kinds GEORGE T. MALLERY, Prop. Guns and Ammunition Fishing Tackle Golf and Tennis Equipment Gymnasium and Base Ball Equipment E C l cl V : 'mgjgor Goods NORTHEAST CORNER Camp Outfits FOURTH AND E STS. lVlen's Clothing and Shoes Outing Togs for Women E If it is in the Realm of Sportalom, you 5 will find it at E E B. H. DYAS CO. 7th at Olive L O S A N G E L E S SAN BERNARDINO, CALIF. A good CBu5z'ness College Course E E Does not take the place of a High School Education, : It merely fits you to go into the business ofiice and convert your education into cash. llllt is the San Ber- X nardino High School Graduate that has given our school the reputation it enjoys. We help you and you help us. Q9'NoM1RE'5s SAN BERNARmNo.cM.. , E: El gmmmD l2EIIIEI I11Dl IllIllIWJJIIE 'Elm Eyre 135 The nose is in the middle of the face because it is the scenter. Prof. Gleason fto lazy stuclentD- Do you spend all your time sleeping here? Ray Barrows-'No, sometimes I go to classes. Old Lady-Say, Pilot, .-stop the nlane a minute, please. Pilot-What for? Old Lady-My Willie just climbed over the side. Pa Goldstein-Would you scream if l kissed you? W. Gillard--l suppose -you flatter yourself that l'd be speechless with Joy. As Little As Possible. Man wants but little here below, remarked the new arrival in Hades as he hurriedly removed his overcoat. Watkins- That man you ran over is out of danger. Swing-MSO? How is he? Watkins- He died last night! Guide1 Yes, Sir, it was in this very barn that the first Revolutionary Con- gress was held. Tourist+ l seeg sort of a stable government, eh? The old saying goes that a fool and his money are soon parted, but even a fool, nowadays, hasn't much choice in the matter. Said the whale that swallowed Jonah, With something like a frowng I know the saying must be true- You can't keep a good man down. Varden- What'll we do? Murray- l'll spin a coin. If it's heads we go to the moviesg if it's tails, we go to the dance, and if it stands on edge we'll study. ln the sweet silence of the twilight they honeymooned upon the beach. Dearest, she murmured trembling- ly, now that We are married, I-I have a secret to tell you. ' 'iwhat is it sweetheart? he added softly. T , Can you ever forgive me for de- ceiving you? she sobbed. lVly-f- my left eye is made of glass! . Never mind, love bird, he whis- pered gently, so are the diamonds in your engagement ring. 'Leona ,Carey- Why did they put Al out of the game? W. Pitts-i'lf'or ,holdingf Lepna- Oh, isnitgthatfjust like AL' Armstrong- Say, Joef' do you know Bill Bushwaw? J. Snyder- Yes, what's his name? John- Who? Clark D.-'il had my nose broken in three places last summer. Bessie K.-- But why do you per- sist in going to those places? The Passionate Advertiser to His Love Dullest off poetatsers l And weakest of elegiastsg Give me your lips! They satisfy! Kiss me again! The flavor lasts! 'Tis love that makes-you know the rest. Our love shall kodak as it goes, . With pictures better than the best, Ge-ared to the road. Ask Dad-he knows. Our home shall be of softest stuff, Wooltex and Satin-O and suchg you Shall never find the going rough, No metal, O 'my love, can touch you. l am the Better Sort V-you,needg l'm glad as a Contented Cowg A lVly love endures. lt's guaranteed. 'f Eventually! J Why 1. not anoyi? ElII1IIIlllIl UlIl IIllIl l'IlmIIU1IllE E I JoHN F. VONDEY W, Q, MCNEIL 484-486 Third Street IEWELRY and G E M S H O P The Most Complete Grocery in 507 Third sr. I sen Bernardino, Calif. San Bernardino, Colo? EE Fenton Q1 FINE PORTRAITS TAKEN DAY OR NIGHT B B Good Work and Pride in it E San Bernardino California Ffh? Shoe World WE SHOE THE WHOLE FAMILY 479 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif. ' MILLER TIRES S JoE H. EDDY When in Los Angeles EA T A T The Rosemont Cafe On South Side of Spring Street E Between Sixth and Seventh BAILLIEXS FLOWERS and ART GOODS ' 4I7-4l9 Third Street 5 482 Fourth St. Q San Bernardino, Calif. Phone 239 San Bernardino, Calif, Wm. A. Manson JEWELER and OPTICIAN THREE TEN E STREET SAN BERNARDINO, CALIFORNIA BMmD mU mD UmmmN gIIIIIIIJlIl1l IUIU DlIl1lI mDl'11'l111lE S U N P RI N T I N G and PUBLISHING HOUSE Printed and produced this book in its own offiee at 430 Court Street E S H E E .- a Boadway Brothers, Inc. E 5 This Store Is Here to Serve Every Member of Our Community We do not cater to any group of individuals, or any lim- ited class. We study the needs of every individual and try to keep in stock, at all times, every sort and grade of merchandise that anyone may want, and it is the best of its kind at its price that has been obtainable in any case. M Growing Store inia Growing City--Boaclwayfv Q gD11!1'll'IlBII IlIEl EE ml1lllI1!!1lg 138 Elie Gym Bobbed hair, Blue eyes, Car-fare, Silk ties, Big dance, Cash flies, Balance, Surprise, Dead broke, Love dies, Next bloke, Likewise. N. Haydis- Do you believe in dreams? Mr. Chambers- Not any more. l was engaged to three and they all fool- ed me. At last year's Hallowe'en stag we had beerg this year it was cider. Oh, that was tough. No, it was hard. A A Christmas Tragedy. 'Twas the' night before Christmas, And all thru the house 'Not a creature was stirring, Not even a mouse. Suddenly from below like A gun that was loaded, Came a dull-vibrant boom, The home brew had exploded. Happy, care-free little Nell, Took a pitcher to the well- Slipped in the mud and down she fell And smashed the pitcher all to pieces! He--Is that you, darling? She-Yes, who is this. An athlete, training in style, Stopped to talk to a girl for awhile. Though l'm training in force, You've heard, dear ,of course That a Miss is as good as a mile. 'Tm not doing this on my own ac- count, said the forger as he passed over the check. Experience Is the Best Teacher. When little Mary Elsie came to col- lege, she attended her first dancing party. When she saw it, she said, lsn't that awful, and she shook her little head. The other night she went to her second dancing party, and said, lsn't it awful nice, and shook her little head-and shoulders. Waitress-So, you think l'm old ? Customer-l do. Waitress-You ought to try some of our eggs. Good Eyes. H. Hawkinson-They say ,Iay's an awfully good looker. Alfreda W.-So I noticed as l climb- ed on the car this morning. Mr. Cline fafter a long winded proofj-And so we find that X equals 0. Cram-Heck, all that work for noth- ing. Bob Page- Look here, I ask you for the last time for that five dollars you owe me. Eve Swing- Thank heavens, that is the end of that silly question.' 1 A Clean Joke. May l hold your Palm Olive? Not on your Life Buoy! Attention, Prof. Lippincott. I'll show 'em, said the hen as she kicked the porcelain egg out of the nest. They cant make a brick-layer out of me. O. Swisher- Are the pictures in the rogues' gallery framed? Williams- Yes, in gilt. ' That's Tellin' Him. Mr. Dimock-My boy, what do you expect to be when you get out of col- lege? - Marshall-An old man, father. gEJlIIIIIlIlIIIIl IJ1m UllJl I1lIJIIDIEEl Annex Grocery J. , Dr. C. E. Moomau, Proprietor SAN BERNARDINO W. Welson CProp. E 17tl'1 and E sts. San Bernardino, Califi 554 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif THOMPSON In CDoor Out 'Door Bates 4th Street Grocery EVERYTHING IN FOODS Fresh Meat with Orclers. Vege- tables, Fruit, Grain, E Athleuc andlgglting Supply Store Poultry Foods NE 799 E We invite good accounts from reliable families ' Free Delifvery 575 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif Phone 1200 434 Fourth St. E E . . . . 5 Wfedff Qfvfeflff 01411 engrarzngs zn tins I 014711114611 were E made by . f I I 4 I . , , 9 - The Sunset Photo wf+mcA5H BEATS anvlf' Engravmg Co. E . STORE No. 22 574 THIRD E E STORE No. 24 1017 THIRD Tegetables ffruits .SL 325-7 East Sixth Street LOS ANGELES, CALIF. 14977 Phones Pico 2646 IMI! E E IIIIII I ! E a EDJlllIlllIll1lI UIIIlII lIlllEI l1Il1'Il'D1lllB Effablzfbed 1874 I N' BL E Tbotograpber I 86 S O N The Pioneer jeweler. ofthe County WATCHES, DIAMONDS a :I Q 3. E E11 5 'C m In I E 5 I E E Watch Inspector for Pacqqc Elertric 474 B 412 Third St. San Bemardino SAN BERNARDINO, CAL. U, JOE T. HEAD E. C. PECK E Hardware ' E Kitchenware Tires, ACCCSSOIICS A E, Fishing Tackle Paints and Oils i 5 440 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif. 423 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif. 5 San Bernardino AN KERS 5 San Bernardino, California I CLOTHING K HHlSJPM0f?'l'5Eg d FURNISHINGS A e y prmg e or s HATS E 595 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif. B Blyc .Eyre 141 The Drawhack. Her eyes say, Dear, I love you. And l'd marry her, I would, If her lips didn't say, I seen you, And I clone and used to could. Awgwanl R. Watkins- Shall we hug and kiss and tell jokes? D. Leonard-- Oh, let's not jest now! Laughterborn- l've found a way to beat the Honor System. M. Giesler- l..et's have it. Randal- Memorize the textbook. M. Dimock- Aren't his fingers un- usually agile for a piano player? Lela Reed- Well, you see he used to be cheer leader at a deaf and dumb institute. Miss Hill had the word goblet written on the board. Miss Hill- Who in the room can give me a sentence using the word, goblet? Harry Langer Cwaving his hand wildly,- If I had a piece of cake I would 'gob-let.' Student--Mr. Knopp. it sure is a fine day for the race, isn't it? Mr. Knopp-What race? ' Student-Human race. Mr. Knopp-Well, that is too bad. Student-What? Mr. Knopp-Why I was just think- ing that you wouldn't be eligible for it. A starving tramp stopped! before a kitchen in California and asked for food. You likee fish? asked the Chin- ese cook. Yes, replied the tramp eagerly. All lite, come around Friday. I-Iogan- Phwat's become of Pat? Grogan- The poor fellow mistook an auto horn for the noon whistlevan' stopped work crossin' the strrate. THE WHITE HOPE. Not long ago I met a Cow-eyed Pug-nosed Freckle-faced Girl, Weight 250 lbs. She showed me Her hope chest Believe me She is An optimistl ml. 1 'Twas Ever Such. Teacher- Who can tell me why Sir Walter Raleigh spread his cloak over a mud puddle for Queen Eliza- beth to pass? Johnny J.-fwhose father holds a city appointment, I-le was working for a job on the street commission. J. Miller- What is the best color for a bride? Frisbie-'I prefer a white one. Handle Him Rough. E. Swing-May I raise my hand. Mr. Knopp-What for. E. Swing-I want to ask you a ques- tion. M. Murray-Who's there? Burglar-Lie still and keep quiet. I'm looking for money. M. Murray-Wait, and I'll get up and look with you. Convincing. D. Smith- What makes you think you are the first girl he ever kissed. T. Perry- Because he didn't say so. A E. Taylor- Aviating is like some coffee. Fat Wells- How's that? E. Taylor- Good to the last drop. NEMUm mm mm DmmmD E E a LETS EAT You Know W here Compliments of T56 Casa Loma Hotel, Redlands, Calif. Just Like Mother Made Phone 448 Both Phones 29 Independent Feed - Q I-IOITIC Bakery ana' Fuel Cgmpany E A-11 HANNA-Pfm 42s FOURTH STREET E Choice Bread, Rolls, Cakes, Pastry San Bernardino' California Wedding Cakes and Party Orders SEEDS - PLANTS - GRAIN COAL - WOOD - HAY E' 376 D Street San Bernardino, Calif. P o U LT RY s U P P LIE s E' H L le tb S' H E 0 W L AL oo for e :gn Witch Hazel Alrn Cream RESTAURANT AND GRN-L5 2 1 E A T t H E TakesojjftbeTanand HOMECOOKINGE E Makes the Clear Tables for Ladies 5 5 WE BAKE OUR OWN PIES AND CAKES - E FISH AND OYSTERS OWL DRUG STORE Phonelezs H : 3 8 4 E S T R E E T 535 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif. 5 Good Shoes for Everybody phone 505 uama ie u o u em di ornia T Af zgr2z,bgf,5g:ng'f ,J H . V Q, A 995 DRAPER GARAGE 1 , O9 T Earablaahaa 1906 E 9 Member San Bernardino Auto Trader Axsociatian E - wa NEVER CLOSE Leo A. Stromee, Prop. . E Phone 2798 SAN BERNARDINO 264 E. Street Opposite Stewart Hotel B E 521 Third Street CALIFORNIA E WEEllJII IIElEU IIIIIIlJ IIIIIlEIlm:U1E 'Ghz fjyro 143 THE TAIL OF PHIDO in Three Pieces Poor Phido only weighed an oz, But on a mouse he sure could pz, Which shows its not weight that cz, Lets give three cheers for Phido. I kept poor Phido in the yd, And kept o'er him a stringent gd, And never was our pleasure md, Till the pound man got poor Phido. They put poor Phido in the lb, And Ne'er again will he be fd, . For into hamburg he was gd, Here ends the tail of Phido. Mary had a little lamb, You've heard that before, But have you heard she passed her plate, And had a little more? I-Ie-I'-m gonna kiss you beiore l go. She:-Leave my house. In The Street Car. Thomason- ls this seat engagecI? , Girl P P 9- No, but I am, so it won't do you any good. Tyro Annual Varden frustling subscribersl Miller, you had better buy an Annual now and save a dol- lar. Miller- I couldn't buy one now to save my life. Langer- Guess how old l am. Strahan- Open your mouth. 'I usually tell the age of a donkey by looking at his teeth. A Comfortable Religion. Rogers-What's the best church to go to? Strong- Well' the Congregational has the sofest seats, but the Baptist has the best looking choir. He took her to the dance that night, Another fellow's sister, And when they danced a moonlight waltz, I-Ie tried to, but he missed her. Minister- Would you like to join us in the new missionary movement? Miss i920- l'm crazy to try it. Is it anything like toddling? E.. Taylor-What sort of an impres- sion did Genevieve make on you last night? Paul Babcock-Perfect, but darned hard to rub off. A Chip Off the Old Block. Baby-I want my bottle. Mother-Keep quiet. You're just like your father. One On Collier. Geology Prof.-Please give us the name of the largest diamond. Stude fthe morning after the night before,-The ace, doctor. Little boy to old man with long whiskers-Say, mister, were you on the ark? Old man-No my boy. Little boy-Then why weren't you drowned? Sloan-I give you fair warning I am going to kiss you. June-Sir! Your head must be turned! ' Marvin-Never mind, I can turn it, lVl. Wood-'ilfgl should kiss you, would it be petty larceny? Gladys Lingo-Nol It would be grand. V Why so thin, my pretty maid? I'm on a fast, kind sir, ' she said. And how fast are you now? he said. , . That's none of your affair, she said. ' EmmmD Um Um UmmmD E Views Made to Order Kuffenheimer Suits Jones For 3VIen and Young Wm Photo Supply House 96 Kodak and Kodak Supplies LOWI S WOLFF 507 Third St. San Bernardino, Calif. 430 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif. Cash Paid for Old Gold E E HERBERT GOULD Jewelery :9VIade to Order 423 Third St. San Bernardino, Calif. Phone 168 Dr. William O. Taylor Taylor Jlflade Qlaxrexv OPTOMETRIST 609 Third Street San Bernardino, Calif. C. MEYER for SEEDS, PLANTS and POULTRY SUPPLIES 366 D Streeet San Bernardino, Calif Widmeyer's Confectionery Where young folks go for ref.eshments before and after the theatre Quality and Cleanliness Our Jlflotto ACROSS FROM THE OPERA HOUSE Baby Lou WHITE KID PUMP 5 S Q E 5 fi 'li fl I If Qf lWWlllf if - ' Graduation Special WALK-OVER BOOT SHOP mlJll1l Um mU mmEmD lIIIIJII EE EIIS IIllII COMPLIMENTS of the I cfqssociated Banks of San CBernarc1ino Farmers Exchange National Bank ' San Bernardino National Bank San Bernardino Valley Bank California State Bank San Bernardino County Savings Bank American National Bank 7 if CBOOTERT 469 THIRD STREET 4 CHARLES W. BENNETT San Bernardino, Cal. E 'DD NE EE mm E 146 'Gbe Cjyro Freshmen Poetry. V I-Iarold Barry, Quite contrary, Wouldn't marry, Thelma Perry. My sweet Louise, I love to squeeze, And if you please I She sure agrees. just a little walk, Just a little talk, And the crazy Wop , Does the question pop. Cram- How did you know to look for a forward? Eddie- Well, I heard the Red- lands quarter-back yell 7-I l, so I was naturally looking for a pass. MANNERS by Miss Etta Quette DON'T gargle your soup. If you must make a noise, ask the waiter to bring you a straw. DONWI' stir your coffee with your left hand. Use your spoon. DONUT laugh with your face full of soup. LADIES-If you have olives, don't throw the seeds under the table. Put them in your escort's pocket. DONHT put the napkin in your poc- ket, and then take it out later to blow your nose on. DONHT pawn the silverware at the host's hock shop. It isn't good form. I wish I'se on a desert isle, Then life would sure be 'jake', Cause nothing then would bother me, Not even 'gym' I'd take. I told him I didn't want to see him any more. What did he do? Turned off the lights. Girls! Watch This! Would you like to go to the play? Oh, I'd just love to.' Well, I'm selling tickets. P. Patterson-- My deaf uncle was arrested yesterday, and the judge gave him his hearing this morningf It takes a small man to hide behind a woman's skirts these days. Breathes there a man with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said: Some Chicken I' D ---- this algebral' I'll do it tomorrow. 'Tm broke. Aw, please. Darn her. If there is, let him step forward and receive the chocolate covered china suit case, with this little engraving, Everybody's a liar. - A The palms of the hands are invisible, all of which goes to prove that the heavy end of the match is the lighter. Pryor- Did Bessie's father invite you to call again? Clarlf.- Nope, he dared me to. Sweet Forgiveness. Dear, I'm sorry we quarreled this morning. Will you forgive me? Where are you phoning from? A jewelry store. Yes, I forgive you. Mr. Griffin-'That's an open ques- tion, Brown. Come, now, make a guess. Your guess is as good as mine. Porter- It's a darn sight better, sir, as I've had more practice. Annie Laurie singing, Drink to me only with thine eyes. Porter B.- I'm sorry, but I left my glasses home. American Tourist Q-going into the crater of Vesuvius?- My, this looks like the infernal regions. English Tourist-'Goodness, how these Americans have traveled.' gIlDmlJIIIIll lIllI mlIl IIUDIlIIDIIE l' l1l Western Motor Transportation Equipment Company San Bernardino, California OLDSMOBILE CARS G. M. C. TRUCKS RACINE TIRES H l l ' V-1 'llilpiilillilmiiiwii i N C Q1 lzll mz T au-Murray o. T biker 1 ford - -'-' E ...frrw lrylfl g .71 - '92 czaiizaiiirzacza .Cm I Wholesale Grocers .I f ig 0 1' L .3 ancl Confecuoners Cool Furniture for I-lot Weather ls one of our specialties. Easy chairs and rockers of willow, reed or splint. Sofas that spell f t ry 1 com or in eve ine. HOME FURNITURE CO. Comer Court and F Streets SAN BERNARDINO CALIFORNIA SAN BERNARDINO, CAUF- ,il ahell ll'0Clll'l0fC e SAN BERNARDINO DIVISION on Wholesaleand Retail Stationery A TOYS.WRAPPING PAPER, PAPER BAGSWTWINE 487-39511 sm sERNARmNo.cAL. IZl'lIEElIlIIEIlII mm lIUl1'l IIUlIlIlllllIIISI I1IIJIIIJIIIU lIm I11DII mlIIIl The Largest Chain Depart- ment Store Organization in the W orlal 556-560 THIRD STREET Opposite P. E. Depot Men's and Boys' Clothing Furnishings, Shoes , Dry Goods and Ladies' Ready-to-Wear OQD. Ames 86 Son CLOTI-IIERS San Bernardino California 1.1. SCHEER QUALITY TAILOR AND Q6'NT'S FURNISHINGS San Bernardino C2.lif0r11iH Towne-Allison Drug Co. ' W fb cf- rw ' Q' hr?-fr 9 'YN' San Bernardino - California lIIUIllllIJl I1l mm mD Ebz Gyro 149 O Tempora! Teacher- What is the Latin Race? The Girl Pupil- lt is a race between a Latin ln the !..imousine-- pony and the teacher's goat. Parlor, -i-- Bedf00mf The greatest example of honesty is f-Ifjnfl lgatgl a launclryman buying a shirt. win e s- .mm wiht'e'N'ght C. Place- Sir, I want your permis- O Emil. sion to be away three days after the A an me' end of vacation. Gr? we !Vlr. Westover- Ah, you want three Eganigg more days of grace?' I used to think I knew I knew, But now I must confess The more I know I knew I know I know I know the less. Did Gwendolyn get many wedding presents? 'Yes, she always does. Harwell I-I- Aren't you losing flesh lately? C. Adair- Yes, !'ve bought a safety razor. The other day a man dashed into Grand Central Station with just one minute to catch the Twentieth Century. l-le made the ticket window in two jumps. Quick! Give me a round trip ticket! he gasped. Where to? B-b-back here, you fool ! A New Game. Waiter fat the Grab and GruntQ- Milk or water? Sloan- Don't tell me pleaseg let me guess. The kiss is most Unhygienicg Then let us start An epidemic! Fat Wells-'Frank, there's a fly in my ice cream. Frank- Serves him rightg let him freeze! Place- No three more days of Ger- trude. .immi- Soph- What was Adam and E.ve's telephone number? Frosh- I give up. Soph- Why, 281 Apple! l. . R. Jackson-- !sn't it funny how all handsome men are disagreeable?' Jimmie W.- Oh, I always try to be pleasant. mil. Last summer, says Tid-Bits, dur- ing a particular nasty dust storm at one of the camps, a recruit ventured shelter in the sacred precinct of the cook's domain. After a time he broke the silence by saying to the cook: lf you'd put the lid on that camp kettle, you wouldn't get so much dust in your soup. The irate cook glared at the intruder and then broke out: See here, my lad, you're business is to serve your coun- try. Yes, aserted the rookie, but not to eat it! Awe Rewarf' What's that? That's 'good-bye' in French. Carbolic acid, then. What's that? 'fThat's good-bye in any language. as Raisins are very popular now, I'm sure I don't know why, I guess some guys are learning how, To keep from being dry. EmmUm Dm mD mmmmE ,OFFICIAL PI-ICJTOGRAPHER ki ' ' V Q 'T ' fbr the 1921 TYRO ANNUAL . 1 w- -I Tir L Q? Kg Q H DAIMWOOD STUDIO E SAN BERNARDINO CALIFORNIA III El E U A ,z I f! H f ff' f U, A ! E Temple Theatre Strand Theatre E I Castle's Typewriter Company I STA IONERS d ENGRAVERS Sp 'alRtstStud r E 496 FOURTH STREET SAN BERNARDINO, CALIF. E EEmmm mm mm mmmmE I ' , 51 I mm 51.11111 n,fmfQ5 JWW wwfw- J 13 U 024 J ew Owfffe We . - g?,Q,,H,2J.',q -LOCK Wi-I'7 f'N L'-M' 7f4fff6f76Z,4f.J-vfafrffiiw 220 QMJL -fgyfjw HUP fjfggy 7 9 1 !Ldfxfrc,c,4J - 5 643, lf0'fJLiQMfc.,aJe.L.--,,.? wiv 1 if XM 5 5 iw Jjyff-MW 40 'af l fL.,Z...,.,dm,,., Lzfg4fr6wv7f 'Jeb' M 5' '-UK xg-,ox-Qdg f,2,jf'QfJqj fzx X iws, Us S X. K fr-Sf E sz Gln '62 1 U agx K . If . X Nh :lf I . 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