Samuel D Hanson School - Crescent Yearbook (Buxton, ME)

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1450 FOR THE JOKES USED IN THIS COLUMN WE ARE IHDEBTED TO OUR EXCHANGE YEAR BOOKS He thinks he 's related to you. He's nuts . Surs,that is wiv he figures he's related to you. I Fatherfdramaticallyl : If I were taken away suddenly what would become of you, son? Son: Don't worry about me-the question is-what would become of you? I cans tell by just looking in a girl's eyes just what she thinks of me. Geel That must be embarrasing. THE OUTLOOK Porter High School 'l-H-I' Are you fond of algebra? Yes,I'm stuck on every prob1em. Oh,I'vs worried till I'm weary, 0'er this problem grave and deep. Shall I sleep and lose ny breakfast, Or rise and lose my sleep? THE FOUR CORNERS Scarborough High I-I-K Pay strict attention to your test. What do you think I'm whimering about? 'Why didn't people in Noah's Ark play cards? I don't know. Why? Because they were sitting on the deck. THE SUNBEAM Hollis High School fl-N-E What's the difference between a canoe and a Scotchman? ' A canoe tips. 'Who was the smartest inventor? Thomas A. Edison. He invented the phonograph so people would stay up all night and use his light bulbs. THE EAVESDROPPER Waterboro High 'I-Isl The absent minded professor drove up to the door of his garage,looked inside,- blinked,and then leaped back to his car and drove at brealmeck speed to the police station. Sergeantl he gasped, My car's been stolenl' THE CRIMSON RAMBLER Standish High Tfffuadofa is getting gray-haired over the problem of WHAT VDULD HAPPEN IF: Barton d:Ldn't use his vocabulary? Carl combed his hair? ' Donald ever learned his public speaking ? George ever slowed dovm in his Studebaker? Donald P. caught the bus ? Alan drove on tqrred roads ? Harold didn't have his pipe to smoke 'I Hope weren't so shy ? Elsie ever wore skirts 7 Shirley stopped writing notes 7 Philip weren't sly ? Nancy got an F ? Rita didn't study ? Cedric's voice stopped changing ? Richard couldn't play ball ? Glecnnis were quiet ? Calvin couldn't find his Comercial Arithmetic paper every morning ? 'lil' Mother! Son, what are you crying about? Son: Papa hit his finger with a hammer. Mother: That's nothing to cry about. You should laugh. Son: I did. TI-IE BRISTOLITE Bristol High fl-IH! Some people are experts On skiis it 's been said, When I ski on the level, I land on my head. I can't play tennis, I can't dig a trench, In a basketball game , I .sit on the bench. When I go fox hunting I trip on a log, I aim at a fox ' And shoot my dog. I'm useless,I'm hopeless, Just ask my Pappy, I'm not worth s cent, But I'm awful happy! soxoxrs Limerick High 'IHS-K Why did the little moron stand on a cornerwithaguninonehand ands knife in the other? Because he didn't know whether to out around the corner or shoot across the street. THE RED AND BIACK Wiscasset Academr

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