Samuel D Hanson School - Crescent Yearbook (Buxton, ME)

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Ciba Eresrent 31 Y sf'-W 3 .Hifi its WHo's WHO IN 'THE SENIOR CLAss Hero-Kenneth Smith. Old Maid-Giula Turner. Class Baby-Olive Warren. Talking Machine-Leonora Parker. Wisest-Mabel Harmon. Peace Maker-Elva Hutchins. Dear-Elsie Fogg. Scholar-Yola Turner. STALLING FOR TIME Freshman: Huh ?', Sophomore: What P junior: I didn't quite get you. Senior: I beg your pardon, but I did not fully understand the question. Prof.: VVhat are the properties of carbon dioxide ? Pupil: It is odorless but sometimes has a smell to it. Hello, Joe, who're you working for now? joe: Same bunch-wife and five kids. I asked if I could see her home. What did she say ? Said she'd send me a picture of it. Miss L.: Will you use 'apt' in a sentence? E. F., '27: She is apt to have the dishes washed. Miss L.: Will you give the rule for agreements of verbs, Mr. Smith P H. S., '2'7: A verb agrees with its subject in-person-number-and gen- der. XVIIEN When ice cream grows on macaroni trees, And Sahara's sands are muddy, When cats and dogs wear rubber boots, That's the time I like to study. Wisis GUY Are late hours good for one ? No, but they are good for two. A rule given in the geometry class had the Latin words Reductio ad Ab- surdumf' Mr. J.: I wonder if any of the Latin pupils can tell the class what these words mean. L. S., '29 fnot knowing exactlyj an- swered: I think it means to bring back. Mr. J.: What! Bring back my bon- nie to me P

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30 The Glitzsrent great game for Buxton, caging five field goals and one foul shot for a total of eleven points. STANDISH N. Dolloff, lg, O. Dolloff, lg, Thompson, rg, Rand, rg, Ward, e, Shaw, c, Thomas, Graffam, Brown, rf, Jackson, rf, Q lf, , lf, Total, G. 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 6 0 3 11 F. TP. 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 5 0 0 0 12 0 0 0 6 2 25 Buxton won from Standish in the return game, February 18, and this was one of the best games of the sea- son. This was our last game. SUMMARY BUXTON G. F. TP. Atkinson, rf, 1 1 3 Dixon, lf, 5 1 11 Townsend, c, 1 0 2 Dean, rg, 1 0 2 Waterman, lg, 0 0 0 Total, 2 18 SCARBOROUGH F. TP. Nielson, lg, 0 0 Lefarno, rg, 0 0 0 Harmon, c, 2 0 4 Ward, lf, 1 0 2 Bowley, rf, 0 0 0 Libby, rf, 0 0 0 Woodward, lg, 0 0 0 Total, 3 0 6 Referee, Moody. Our first game with Standish, Feb- ruary 9, was nothing less than a walk- away. Captain Townsend was out of the game and our team was in poor shape. The Standish team started off to an early lead and danger. were never in SUMMARY SUMMARY BUXTON G. Atkinson, rf, 1 Dixon, lf, 3 Townsend, c, 2 Dean, rg, 0 Cole, rg, 0 Waterman, lg, 1 Total, 7 STANDISH G. Shaw, rf, 2 Graffam, lf, 3 J aekson, c, 1 C. Dolloff, rg, 0 Rand, lg, 0 N. Dolloif, rf, 0 Total, 6 Referee, Johnson. F. TP. 0 2 1 7 1 5 1 1 0 0 2 4 5 19 F. TP. 0 4 1 7 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 13 INDIVIDUAL SCORING BUXTON Waterman, lg, Cole, lg, Dean, rg, Dixon, c, Atkinson, lf, Harmon, rf, Total , F. TP. 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 5 0 2 0 0 3 7 FOULB NUMBER GOALS MADE TOTAL OF GAMES Dixon, 43 9 95 12 Townsend, 24 9 57 11 Harmon, 11 1 23 10 Dean, 8 3 19 12 Waterman, 7 2 16 12 Atkinson, 2 1 5 4 Cole, 0 0 0 5 Davis, 0 0 0 0 Total for - - - - Season, 95 25 A 215 12

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-- --vxzvu: -- 32 The Eminent In a proposition on the board which V. R., '29, was explaining she said: L A B C : L C B A. Mr. J.: Yes and V. R. : V. R. Miss L. Cto Miss H., '29j: Where are oysters found P Miss H.: Along the shores. Miss L.: Well, I didn't expect to find them in my back yard. Miss L., in a test asked: Who was Brom Bones P tHe was a character in the Legend of Sleepy Hollowj V. R., '29: Brom Bones was a very skinny horse on which Ichabod Crane used to ride. Miss L. Cto Miss T. K., '29j: De- scribe the white man's home in the 'Last of the Mohicansf T. K.: No reply. Miss L.: Well, Fd like to know about it. V T. K. funder her breathi : So would I U T. S., '29 Qtranslating this sentence readl: Avez-vous donne du pain aux elephants. C Meaning: D-id you give some bread to the elephantsj T. S. freadjz Did you give some elephant to the people. .ii Mr. gl.: What are the two methods of proof, Miss P.? E. P., '29: The indirect and sym- pathetic C syntheticj . Teacher: In the sentence, 'They studied their Latin ten hours,' what would ten hours be P Pupil: That would be a l-ie. H. T.: What are you looking at ? Admirer Clooking at H. T.'s long pantsj : Nothing H. T.: I thank you. Mr. J.: What is the test for hy- drogen ? B. B., '28: It goes out. Mr. What goes out? The bottle? Perhaps you and the bottle both would go out if you had enough hydrogen. DID YOU KNow TH.'XTI Mildred is married? Miss Crosby likes chocolates? A boy named Harry is very sociable and always the same? Leonora Parker likes riding in a coupe? Edith has a carflj ? Junior arithmetic is easy to all? Olive Warren makes her horse go by talk ? SENSE AND NONSEN-SE 'lWhy is a Freshman different from a Senior and a Sophomore from a junior ? The Freshman doesn't know and he knows he doesn't know, while the Senior knows and he knows he knows. The Sophomore doesn't know but he thinks he knows, while the Junior knows but he doesn't know he knows. M. H., '27.