Saltus Grammar School - Yearbook (Hamilton, Bermuda)

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Mr. and Mrs. Fish! Snoopy by Ricky Maybury Adventureland by Adam Mayo Dear Mr. and Mrs. Fish, Thank you for your show on Friday afternoon. I really liked the part when Mr. Fish said Tough Noogies . How long have you been putting this show on? If I saw a starfish sticking out its tummy it would be gross. Those costumes were super! If you didn ' t have those hats on you couldn ' t tell us about the ocean. If you stepped on the moonsnail ' s tongue you would jump right to the moon! One more thing, how can a moonsnail carry acid? it would eat him right up. Now I know how the sea anminals around Bermuda take care of themselves in a storm. - Niel Jones 3M Dear Mr. and Mrs. Fish Thank you for the show at our school, it was really funny. I liked the part where Mr. Fish sang I want to be a macho snail . I also liked it when Mrs. Fish stuck the feathers in Paulfishes hair for spikes. The seaweed looked like it was made from a garabge bag. I like it when Mr. Fish said that under the crab shell it was soft. - Jeremy Hammond 3M The Adventure I was alone in the forest. To the East I could see a meadow and a lake, so to the east in the meadow there are lots of trees and a sleeping dragon. There is a little tree, a baby jelly bean jumps out and says I- m im W I ! i Hi : ,y (J - ' V Mr. and Mrs. Fish bv Niel Jones ' ' mummy ' . I run, he runs too. He chases me to a river. A sea dragon jumps out, I am in a real mess. I punch the dragon, it works! It goes flying back into the river. I go west I am in a chamber. I go west, I am in a cavern WILD WOLVES you run. They catch up. You ' re dead. - Jean-Paul D er 3M The Other World CAUTION! Do not read this story from beginning to end. 1 . I was alone in an African jungle. There are trees and stampeding elephants. I can go north or west. If you choose west, go to 2. If you choose north, go to 4. 2. I am at a spooky swamp. There is a hut that says D.ANGER on it and a can of gas. Get gas - go to 3. open hut door go to 6. 3. I get gas. Should I crack it open or open it with hands? Open, go 5. Crack go 7. 4. I am in an African village. A woman invites me into her house I fall down a trap door and I fall into the Other World. Go 9. 5. I open it. There is a bang, a puff of smoke and I ' m in the Other World. Go 9. 6. I open the door. Some robot guards grab me and take me to the Other Worid. Go 9. 7. I crack the can and powerful magic winds pick me up and take me to the Other World. Go 9. 8. You carry on walking in the Other World. You come to a forest and walk through it but you keep having nightmares. Go to 10. 9. The other world seems to be a strange place there are palaces that look like ones from a book of ancient Greece, maybe this world is ancient Greece. Will you ever find out? If you decide to finish your adventure here, go to 13. If you decide to find out more about this other an exciting world, go to 8. 10. One day when you are walking in the forest you suddenly step out into sunlight. You look up on a hill and see a Go 12 to find out what you see. 1 1 . You hide up a tree as the king and his knights go by. You see that he would commit murder... Go 15. 12. ... gold castle with rubies, diamonds and silver spikes. Then you hear a pattering of hi.xnes. Go 14. 13. THE END. 14. ... and the king comes. If you want to go and meet him. go 16. If you hide in the woods, go 11. 15. ... because he has a fmwn on his face. Go 13. 16. You step out of the wtxxls and the king sees you What do you mean b standing on Ro al ground?. The guards capture ou and the kini: savs i ll hant; vou at 1.30 this afternoon. Go 13 15

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MR. MEREDITH ' S 3M: Sea Venture by Ricky Maybury The Gold With a crunch the boat hit the rocks. There was a man up at the bow and when we hit the rocks all of us got pulled forwards and when I got pulled I hit the door. The man up at the bow practically fell off the boat but the sides held him back. We were all O.K. but some of us got bruised. I didn ' t and so we took almost everything out and put it ashore. Then we set up a camp and fixed up supper. Then we ate supper and went to bed. Next morning we made spears and went hunting and caught lots of hogs and took them home, and we ate them for lunch. After lunch we went hunting again and caught some more. And we caught lots of cahows and took them home to eat but then we stopped eating the cahows because practically all of them were killed. - Ryan Sommerville 3M Adventure! One day on Wednesday I was riding my bike and I came home at night, went to bed and next morning when I woke up I was in jungle. So I got dressed and took my rifle and took my axe and went off. I went downstairs and got a torch and went to a goblin ' s cave. The goblin came after me so I got out of it and went to a hole. I saw a sword and wnet back to the goblin ' s cave and killed the goblin and got the treasure and went home. - Kevin Whitecross 3M The Hobbit Once there was a hobbit named Mr. Bilbo Baggins. One morning he was sitting on his front door step puffing smoke rings when he met Gandalf the wizard and invited him to tea. The next day there was a knocking on his door. He went to open it and in walked thirteen dwarves and Gandalf. The dwarves all sat down at the table to have tea and poor Bilbo had to run round baking cakes and coming back for the dishes while the dwarves talked to each other and puffed smoke rings, so Bilbo said I need some help. O.K. said the dwarves and while they took the dishes in to be washed and dried they did it so fast the Bilbo did not have time to help them. So all the dwarves introduced themselves and here are their names : Fili, Kili, Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, Gloin, Balin, Dwalin, Difur, Bofur, Fombur. By then Bilbo was fast asleep. That was the partlliked best. -ErikJensenSM Sea Venture by James Collieson The Adventure! I opened the door and there was a tank, then I fainted in front of it. Then I woke up and there were some Indians. I shot them with my gun and then dragons came out of the wall. I went up the ladder then I was in space and some creatures came and they said Peep peep! and I said Peep peep and they hit me on the head with a hammer it was 100 pounds, I got knocked out and then I woke up. I was just dreaming. - Gavin Howarth 3M I landed on the island and looked at the map and before 1 said a word I saw a little baby monkey and a lotmor of them and I saw a chimpanzee an then I saw the treasure and I took aut my sword and a skeleton jumped on me and I broke all of his bons and I opend the treasure door and I got all the treasure The End. - Daniel Greenslade 3M Crocodile Once there was an air force it was called alligator air force and it had lots of helicopters. One helicopter was called Air Wolf. It was a very powerful helicopter. One day two bad jets came and started shooting at the helicopters. Quickly two alligators got into Air Wolf and took off and blew one jet up with the cannon and the other one with the guns and then came down and landed. - Lars Simmons 3M A Weird Day I opened the door and a big monster jumped out on me. What am I to do? they were having a cocktail party. I ran screaming! I opened another door and there were aliens, and a bulldozer was coming towards my house so I just dropped down and he stopped his bulldozer and said Get out of the way! I lay there. He said This house must be knocked down. I said very loudly Not in my whole life! The man in the bulldozer went ahead and the monsters ate him up and the ship from space came down. The people from space were really wierd and an army came out of the ships. I went to school and first a teacher shouted at me then the other boys started it so I had to start it and then I was going to go home. When I opened the door we were falling through space and we landed on top of the other houses on Mars. They really blew up the Earth! Well I did get used to Mars, boy was it weird, man was it ever! - Noel Ashford 3M The Storm by Jereni x Unniinond 14 Sea Figher by Ryan Sommerville

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THE HALLOWEEN FAIR On Wednesday I went to Sal- tus Cavendish Fair and I was a bumblebee I had antennas and my brother was an Indian and he had a dagger I did not win the parade. - David Outerbridge 3T The Fun Castle by Michael DaCosta I was a soldier and I went to the Fun Castle and I bounced so high I landed on the ground then I went to the grill and I got myself a hot dog then I went trick or treating. -Jimmy Holder 3T I went to the Saltus Halloween Fair and I was an Indian and my brother was a bumblebee I went on the Fun Castle and I did a fishing game and I got a spider it was fun my friend was tricked and he had fun I did a weighing game. - Adam Outerbridge 3T Bumble Bee by David Outerbridge Clown by Jeremy Loomis For halloween I was Thriller I went on the Fun Castle and I won lots of prizes at the Saltus Cavendish Fair. George Swan my friend was an armyman it was embarassing. I liked the jacko lantern I saw Cameron he was Dracula. I played the foot ball game. - Charlie Judd 3T Dracula by Cameron Snaith a punk rocker. My friend was a dog. I had to give him two tickets for the fun castle. His dad did not give him any tickets Ian Smith 3T so I gave him some. Last night it was Halloween. I dressed up as an alien. We had to walk around. I had two turns on the Fun Castle. Mark was 16 I went to the Halloween Fair first I had some cotton candy then I went to the Fun Castle you can jump and jump it is fun that is why they call it the fun castle and then I saw some cookies and I had three of those good cookies and then I went trick or treating. - Gerren Daniels 3T