Saltus Grammar School - Yearbook (Hamilton, Bermuda)

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MR. MEREDITH ' S 3M The Dukes of Hazzard — Simon Leighton The Worst Hour Of My Life I went into a spooky house and suddenly the door slammed behind me and then I turned around and I saw a ghost and then I ran up some stairs and saw that the door had been tied up but I got out my penknife and cut the rope but it was a deadend all I saw was a coffin I opened the coffin and I saw Dracular and I got my penknife and stab- bed him. Robert Bray I was in the forest and I saw a cave. I went into the cave carefully. Then I saw a winding staircase. It was leading down to a fire. Then I jumped back. I was astonished to see a wrinkled face looking at me. His eyes were light blue and mysterious. He started saying some wierd words. Then a rather fat toad came out of the magicians book. In legends they say that the toads help the magician. But this one doesn ' t do any work at all. He told me his name and we Hved happily ever after. Colwyn Burchall I opened the box and a monster scared me. I screamed and I ran all the way home. I locked all the doors. I crept out and he chased me all the way down the street. I bumped into my friend and I fell down and the monster caught me. He almost put me in a force field but I punched him. He just got angry and I was still looking at him and he looked at me and he chased me all around the room. I shut the door on his face but he broke the door down and made me flat. He step- ped right on mr. I got up and pinched him and he screamed. Kristopher Taft Police on a police launch — Tripp West The Best Hour Of My Life The best part of my life was when I went to this place in America and I lived in a wooden house and once I went in a jeep to the beach with a whole group of people to find some sand dollars and some other things. Then we went to another place and saw a castle or a house then we went to a marsh and saw some aligators and we saw a crocadile on a golf corse and then we went home in the jeep to the big wooden house. Christian Luntzer Best Hour Of My Life The best hour of life was when I went to a spooky party. 1 went upstairs to change when I saw a real skeleton. I ran right down stairs to see if the lights were on. But the lights were not on and then the front door opened then I saw that it was a vampire. His name was called Dracula he flew right across the room to me. Then he stopped flying then 1 turned around. The skeleton was down on the ground. He chased me all around the house. He ran right outside and flew away. Then his bats came in the door. The bats came right in the house then he saw a light, he went to the door locked it. Then the light went out, then came a ghost, he turned around and he pulled off the white cloak. The ghost was one of his friends and then he took him to the party in the kitchen. Then his mum told him it was a joke. The End. Damian Tunstall The Best Hour Of My Life The best hour of my life was when I went out fishing. We started at Old Boys Point. We had to wait a couple of minutes for the captain. When we got our deep I wanted to fish but my Daddy said not yet so we went a little bit further then we stopped. All of us caught something. I caught two ugly fish. Then we went further out and my Uncle Myer caught a shark. Then we came back to a place and scaled the fish. My Daddy watched and I missed someones party but it was okay then my Daddy and I rode home and my brother was happy to see me. Brenton Tucker Policeman — Christian Luntzer 14

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The Storm One day I was watching television when the man on the television said that a tornado was coming. The moment he said it the tornado came this way. I had a robot that could do anything just by remote control. So I called him in and ordered him lo push the tornado into space. He did it and I was on the news. I was the hero ol the iwon and I got a gold medal. Mark Guishard An Adventure Story One day a war plane was being tested over the jungle. It was out of control and crashed. The man was named Jim. He was alright and he made a hut out of wood and palm leaves. When he made his home .Jim had to find food. Jim found some fruit and ate it. One day a plane flew over and they saw Jim. They landed on a cliff. One man came down and got Jim and they flew away. Keith Madeiros The Cave Once I went scuba diving under the sea. I found a cave and in the cave was gold and pearls and diamonds and rubies. But 1 did not know I was on Treasure Island. Then I heard a snort. Then I looked behind the wall and 1 saw a dragon. Then I killed the dragon and I ate him for supper. Then 1 went swimming. Ian Thompson The Easier Bunny — Mark Adams Jason ' s man smoking The Robbery One day two men came out from a bank. 1 heard a person say help. I went into the bank. They said that there are two robbers who stole some money. Then I had a plan. I made a lot of false money. Then I went to the hut and said I have more money then you. Then I said do you want to swap. They .said yes. So 1 got the money back and the rob- bers got false money. Daniel Gresham The Accident One day a plane took off with a dangerous chemical aboard it. It was a stormy day with thunder and lightning. Some lightning hit the chemical and the plane blew up. The drivers baled out. They landed but some of the lightning hit the parachute. Before the drivers could get out of their parachutes the lightning got to them. They lay there dying. The fire-men came with an ambulance. The drivers were alright. Barton Sommerville At On display My Three W ishes It was a very hot day in the desert. Suddenly I saw a pyramid. I went up to it and suddenly the door began to open. So then I took a torch and started walking. Then I bumped into something. It was King Tut Tut. He gave me three wishes. My first wish was to be a priest. My second wish was for an elephant. My third wish was for a pretty girl. Then Tut Tut came home with me. My mum was so surprised that she fainted. Mark Bartlev The Red Birds Once upon a time there was a bird and his name was Keith. He was a friendly bird and nice. He was a red bird. One day he met a lady red bird and they had a wedding. She was a nice wife. She wasnt a bossy wife. One day they found a bird fo.x and in four weeks they had babies. Mark Drew

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Once I went on a war-ship in St-Cjcorge, for a visit. When we were on the ship a robber came up to the ship with a big axe and cut the rope that held the ship to the Dock and later he struck again by cut- ting the anchor. Soon the ship was far out to sea. We sailed on Ibr days and days, still no sign of land. One day there was a big storm, the boat rocked to and fro. Land ahoy! Soon we will hit the reef and we did. Sirens roared, the ship was OK. There was a shriek ofexcite- ment but we still had a problem, we were stuck on a reel ' in the mid- dle of the sea half sunk and now a fleet of war-ships headed straight for us at great speed ready for attack and were stuck hopelessly. A huge whale came, it was Moby-Dick. 3-minutes later we were being attacked. Harpoons flew here and there, soon (he monster was dead. That fleet was getting closer and closer. That evening an anti- sub blew up the reef, our ship was afloat again. Soon we were rescued by another ship, it was an aircraft carrier. Our adventure was over. Simon Leighton 3M Jonah Long long ago there was a man named .Jonah who did not want to be a prophet and God told Jonah in a dream that he must go to Ninevah and Jonah said why couldn ' t God send someone else and so Jonah went to the port of Jaffa. So Jonah went on a ship that was going to Tarshish in Spain. Jonah went to sleep in the hold and a storm came up and all the passengers were on deck praying to their gods. The Captain went to Jonah and said get up Jonah and get up on deck and pray to your god and so Jonah prayed to God. God said jump overboard and when he told the captain he said that ' s against regulations but they threw him overboard. A big fish swallowed him. Jonah was feeling bad and said I wish I had went to Ninevah and God said okay and Jonah saw a light and so he went out smelling fishy and he was on a beach and so he walked to Ninevah and he told them that they were going to be destroyed and so he was taken before the king. So he said to the govenor have a proclamation made, they must go on a fast and feel sorry for themselves and Jonah sat on a stone. A tree grew and died. God said why kill a city. Kamathi Warner 3M Speedy — Mark Randall The Destoryer — Christian Luntzer The Island — Simon Leighion The Magic and 1 found a wand and waxed it. Suddenly a witch appeared. .After 200 years I ' ve been in that spell she cackled to herself. . nd what ha e. w hat have we here? she said to me. She snatched the wand t ' rom me. She used her magic on me. 1 di ed under a table. The magic made a dent in the floor. Lm glad that didn ' t hit me I thought. Then the witch disappeared. A few weeks later I heard the news. The news man said Witch Hazel the sorceress has struck again. That must have been the witch 1 saw 1 thought. Her next torture will be Stewart Enterprise. 1 must stop her. So 1 went and got my horse Dutches and cantered to Stewart Enterprise. I set to my work. 1 got a mirror. I went up to the roof and w aited. Soon she came. She wa ed her w and. The magic hit the mirror. It hit the witch and 1 li ed happily e er after. Justin Freisenburch 3M 15