Saltsburg High School - La Saltianna Yearbook (Saltsburg, PA)

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CLASS WILL Know All Men By These Presents I hat. We, the class of 1940, located at Saltsburg High School, being sound in body if not in mind, do hereby make this our last will and testament, revoking all others. We bequeath to the class of 1941 all the rights and privileges that were ours in 1940 and intrust to their care the upbringing of the classes of 1942 and 1943. And we also make the following special bequests: Whereas, I, Orrin Askins, bequeath my mathematical ability to Joe DeMaria, who will probably need it. Whereas, I, Bill Atkinson, bequeath my ability to sleep in study halls and classes to Mr. Koch who seems to get caught. Whereas, I, Bill Baker, bequeath my athletic ability to Jimmy Rombach. Don’t play too hard, Jimmy. Whereas, I, Robert Bartlebaugh, bequeath to Ida Erwin my seat in my sister's Ford, and I hope they both have more room. Whereas, I, Mary Berlese, bequeath my shorthand ability to any Junior who has the courage to accept it. Whereas, I, Howard Bills, bequeath my community pipe to Harry Buell, who will keep it burning. Whereas, I, Marjorie Bortz, bequeath to Grace Steele my ability to put all kinds of ingredients together and pull out a cake. Whereas, I, Frank Bucco, bequeath my ability to stammer in French class to James Lake. Whereas, I, Louise Bucco, bequeath my ability to get history dates to Theresa Carcselli. Whereas, I, William Buell, bequeath my musical voice to my charming brother, Towhead. Whereas, I, Bob Bvtheway, bequeath ray ability to annoy people to Louis Tuzi. Whereas, 1, Eleanor Campitella, bequeath my abitity to study in study hall to Betty Painter who surely needs it. Whereas, I, Ugo Cavacini, bequeath my ability to tickle the typewriter keys to Joe Veri. Whereas, I, Ruth Coleman, bequeath my hair style to Lynn Waugaman just for a change. Whereas, I, Ann Mary Conn, bequeath my unwanted report card to Betty Painter. Try to keep the trimmings off of it, Betty. Whereas, I, M ary Curto, bequeath my tiny figure to Joe Zoldak. Whereas, I, Joe Delisi, bequeath my position as basketball marager to Kenny (Muscles) Johrs. Whereas, 1, Angelo De Luca, bequeath my ability to decorate for proms to Wayne Cunningham. ■ Ml Niy-StVf S

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That good looking brunette, Miriam Nelmes, is still studying music, according to Helen Dick, and Genevieve Troup is Robert Gabriel’s private secretary, and believe me, that still looks pretty good. Well to go on, I went to the shore to see Carolyn Steele s orphan asylum, and if you ask me, I think she ought to give it up and get married, but she keeps that poor man dangling all the time. Look how happy Eleanor Campitella is with her flock of kids. 1 also met Lois Piper and June Lowman in Clair Snyder’s photographer's studio. They have been leading some life. Imagine teaching that bunch of Saltsburg students to dance! They certainlly are enjoying themselves. You know Mary Curto is flying to Europe soon, and the head engineer at the field is no other than Pill Atkinson. Heavens, if he gets much more handsome she'll fall along with the other half million. So far she's managed to keep the good old stone heart. I forgot to say that the radio engineer is Edward Waddle. Yes, the main reason for the trip is Switzerland. She’s just dying to see Jerry Marlin as Admiral of the Swiss Navy. Do come out to see me scon. At least write for I’m just perishing for news of you both. Lovingly, Jean. Ann: What next will happen to that good old class, I wonder? Eddie: | just remembered that Fileen Morgan has become an educator, and she’s coming to town to give a lecture. I think I II ask her to tea. Do you suppose I could get hold of Mary Berlese, who owns the typewriting business, and Marjorie Bortz and Mary Emma Shrum, the members of the town council? At last that lazy husband of mine is up. Oh, Red, won't you run down to Gallagher's and get some dog biscuits? You know Glen Steele, the train announcer, gave the dog to us, so we don t want anything to happen to it. Howard: (At last arriving) Now darling, you know I’m due at the club. I have an appointment with George Rabico, the golf pro. After the lesson, we're going down to see the prize fight. Why don’t you come along, Orrin? Orrin: All right, guess I will Eddie: Well, there goes my pet dog biscuit. Ann: Oh well! Thai’s the way men are... always chasing a golf ball or a skirt! ■ HI N l -MX

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Whereas, I, Helen Dick, bequeath my size, shape, and form to the Solid Geometry class to serve as a model (or future Mathematicians. Whereas, I, Robert Gabriel, bequeath my trouble to keep my hair slicked down to Pat Demas. Whereas, I, Jake Gallagher, bequeath my ability to play football to Leonard Pierce. Whereas, I, Clair Johns, bequeath my ability to stay out of trouble to Leonard Pierce. I think he needs it. Whereas, I, June Lowman, bequeath my laugh to Georgie Ann Shirley who will not keep it quiet. Whereas, I, Ann Lytle, bequeath my seat in the Senior Room to Dorothy Compton who is in need of a quiet place to study. Whereas, I, Jerry Martin, bequeath my football suit to Kenneth Johns who will be the next bone crushing quarterback. Whereas, I, Beth Mcllwain, bequeath my ability to miss telephone poles while driving to Jane Eisman. Whereas, I, Eileen Morgan, bequeath my musical ability to Anna Krofchok who is hunting for a tune. Whereas, I, Miriam Nelmes, bequeath my position to play the piano in the orchestra to Betty Ann Kelly. Whereas, I, Lois Piper, bequeath my habit of doing without breakfast just to make the bus to Iola Mikesell, who seems to be late quite often. Whereas, I, Patsy Pistininzi, bequeath my mathematical ability to Rocco Flaminio. Whereas, I, Kenneth Quick, bequeath my curly hair to Mrs. Bytheway's curly-headed Dutch boy. Whereas, I, George Rabico, bequeath my mathematical ability to Earl Baker. Don't get Simpson too mixed up. Whereas, I, Betty Rombach, bequeath my basketball suit and ability to Ogla Jones. Whereas, I, Jean Rose, bequ:ath my sleepiness in school to Maeolia Maloy, who might not get a red 80 then. Whereas, I, Edwina Schmitlle, bequeath to the future cheerleaders rry stage flight in assembly programs. Whereas, I, Mary Emma Shrum, bequeath my shorthand hieroglyphics to Luella Negley. It means signs or characters to stand for a word, Luella. Whereas, I, Clair Snyder, bequeath to Lloyd Shirley my position as an artist. I certainlly hope you don’t get grey hair. Whereas, I, Betty Ann Stahl, bequeath my ability to talk all the time to Gloria Bucco. Don’t get into too much trouble. Whereas, I, Carolyn Steele, bequeath my ability to be absent from school to Irma Cavacini, who never misses. Whereas, I, Glenn Steele, bequeath the school taxi cab to Pat Demas. Be sure to keep your eyes on the road. Whereas, I, Earl Stitt, bequeath my ability to talk and laugh in study hall to Harry Shultz who may use it. Whereas, I, Genevieve Troup, bequeath my basketball ability to Lillian Patt who can make use of it. Whereas, I, Margaret Troup, bequeath to the next La Saltianna Editor my ability to skip classes on account of yearbook business and a'so the aspirin. You II need both of them. Whereas, I, Edward Waddle, bequeath my pleasure of sweeping room 36 to Jimmy Hile, Sam Nardis, and Bob Lowman. Whereas. I, Philip Young, bequeath my ability to be high scoreman in basketball to Mr. Wilson and Mr. Curtis Junior Varsity basketball team. And we do hereby appoint Mr. Future as executor and administrator of this estate and to officiate without bond. Tony Twice, Ivan Awfulitch, Ph. D. (pulla devilment) IHI NIV-I M I I