Saltsburg High School - La Saltianna Yearbook (Saltsburg, PA)

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That good looking brunette, Miriam Nelmes, is still studying music, according to Helen Dick, and Genevieve Troup is Robert Gabriel’s private secretary, and believe me, that still looks pretty good. Well to go on, I went to the shore to see Carolyn Steele s orphan asylum, and if you ask me, I think she ought to give it up and get married, but she keeps that poor man dangling all the time. Look how happy Eleanor Campitella is with her flock of kids. 1 also met Lois Piper and June Lowman in Clair Snyder’s photographer's studio. They have been leading some life. Imagine teaching that bunch of Saltsburg students to dance! They certainlly are enjoying themselves. You know Mary Curto is flying to Europe soon, and the head engineer at the field is no other than Pill Atkinson. Heavens, if he gets much more handsome she'll fall along with the other half million. So far she's managed to keep the good old stone heart. I forgot to say that the radio engineer is Edward Waddle. Yes, the main reason for the trip is Switzerland. She’s just dying to see Jerry Marlin as Admiral of the Swiss Navy. Do come out to see me scon. At least write for I’m just perishing for news of you both. Lovingly, Jean. Ann: What next will happen to that good old class, I wonder? Eddie: | just remembered that Fileen Morgan has become an educator, and she’s coming to town to give a lecture. I think I II ask her to tea. Do you suppose I could get hold of Mary Berlese, who owns the typewriting business, and Marjorie Bortz and Mary Emma Shrum, the members of the town council? At last that lazy husband of mine is up. Oh, Red, won't you run down to Gallagher's and get some dog biscuits? You know Glen Steele, the train announcer, gave the dog to us, so we don t want anything to happen to it. Howard: (At last arriving) Now darling, you know I’m due at the club. I have an appointment with George Rabico, the golf pro. After the lesson, we're going down to see the prize fight. Why don’t you come along, Orrin? Orrin: All right, guess I will Eddie: Well, there goes my pet dog biscuit. Ann: Oh well! Thai’s the way men are... always chasing a golf ball or a skirt! ■ HI N l -MX

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I took Salthifl's Reducing Pills and now I am (He town’s mcst pcpular girl. Signed, Anna Mary Conn What we have done For others we can do (or you. Go to your druggist, and For a mere two dollars, get a generous package oF ten Salthill Reducing Pills. Ann: Goodness, I wonder if they really work as well as all that. Imagine being able to invent ' something like that. A lot has happened to our old class. Remember there were a lot who wanted to be teacher . . . that Philip Young, who thought he wanted to be a College Prof. Now look at him, hiring Angelo DeLuca to sell his Bile Pills. Here comes the evening paper. Wait till you read the latest. (Reads from paper) “Upon returning from Europe today Professor Ugo Cavacini, the great Zoologist, reports that the only animal lower than a snake in January is a skunk.” “Earl Stitt is chief beer tester at Patsy Pistininzi’s 'Jay Water Emporium.1 Bob Bartlebaugh is the all-important pretzel bender ” “Betty Rombach, the dress designer, returns from the Belgian Congo with the latest thing in fig leaves.’ “Margaret Troup, the screen star, is now at Reno, where she is divorcing her sixth husband, and incidently writing her autobiography, 'The Confessions of a Gold Digger.'” F ddie: Oh, there's your husband, and look what he’s got. A canary and a letter! My goodness, the poor bird, it is a wonder he s alive the way Orrit is swinging him. Ann: Orrie, where did you get that canary? Orrin: Well, I met Bill Buell coming out of Robinson’s Restaurant where Bill Baker is the chief bouncer. Bill is raising these birds, and he gave this one to me for the small price of five bucks. Ann: Of course you had to fall for it. What's that you have there? A letter for me? No? Oh, it is for Eddie. Here’s something for you, Eddie. Eddie: Oh, it’s from Jean Rose, listen to more news. (Reads letter) Eddie Dear, It’s been such ages since I last saw you and Red, that I'm simply bursting with news. My dear, have you heard? I know you’ll never believe it, but Helen Dick has at last decided on one of the many. Now she's trying to get rid of him. I said I had news, and that was only a sample. I met Betty Ann Stahl, the other day, shopping. (They do tell me she married that chemistry teacher. What is his name? I never could remember.) ■ wi m».i i r

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CLASS WILL Know All Men By These Presents I hat. We, the class of 1940, located at Saltsburg High School, being sound in body if not in mind, do hereby make this our last will and testament, revoking all others. We bequeath to the class of 1941 all the rights and privileges that were ours in 1940 and intrust to their care the upbringing of the classes of 1942 and 1943. And we also make the following special bequests: Whereas, I, Orrin Askins, bequeath my mathematical ability to Joe DeMaria, who will probably need it. Whereas, I, Bill Atkinson, bequeath my ability to sleep in study halls and classes to Mr. Koch who seems to get caught. Whereas, I, Bill Baker, bequeath my athletic ability to Jimmy Rombach. Don’t play too hard, Jimmy. Whereas, I, Robert Bartlebaugh, bequeath to Ida Erwin my seat in my sister's Ford, and I hope they both have more room. Whereas, I, Mary Berlese, bequeath my shorthand ability to any Junior who has the courage to accept it. Whereas, I, Howard Bills, bequeath my community pipe to Harry Buell, who will keep it burning. Whereas, I, Marjorie Bortz, bequeath to Grace Steele my ability to put all kinds of ingredients together and pull out a cake. Whereas, I, Frank Bucco, bequeath my ability to stammer in French class to James Lake. Whereas, I, Louise Bucco, bequeath my ability to get history dates to Theresa Carcselli. Whereas, I, William Buell, bequeath my musical voice to my charming brother, Towhead. Whereas, I, Bob Bvtheway, bequeath ray ability to annoy people to Louis Tuzi. Whereas, 1, Eleanor Campitella, bequeath my abitity to study in study hall to Betty Painter who surely needs it. Whereas, I, Ugo Cavacini, bequeath my ability to tickle the typewriter keys to Joe Veri. Whereas, I, Ruth Coleman, bequeath my hair style to Lynn Waugaman just for a change. Whereas, I, Ann Mary Conn, bequeath my unwanted report card to Betty Painter. Try to keep the trimmings off of it, Betty. Whereas, I, M ary Curto, bequeath my tiny figure to Joe Zoldak. Whereas, I, Joe Delisi, bequeath my position as basketball marager to Kenny (Muscles) Johrs. Whereas, 1, Angelo De Luca, bequeath my ability to decorate for proms to Wayne Cunningham. ■ Ml Niy-StVf S