Saltsburg High School - La Saltianna Yearbook (Saltsburg, PA)

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I took Salthifl's Reducing Pills and now I am (He town’s mcst pcpular girl. Signed, Anna Mary Conn What we have done For others we can do (or you. Go to your druggist, and For a mere two dollars, get a generous package oF ten Salthill Reducing Pills. Ann: Goodness, I wonder if they really work as well as all that. Imagine being able to invent ' something like that. A lot has happened to our old class. Remember there were a lot who wanted to be teacher . . . that Philip Young, who thought he wanted to be a College Prof. Now look at him, hiring Angelo DeLuca to sell his Bile Pills. Here comes the evening paper. Wait till you read the latest. (Reads from paper) “Upon returning from Europe today Professor Ugo Cavacini, the great Zoologist, reports that the only animal lower than a snake in January is a skunk.” “Earl Stitt is chief beer tester at Patsy Pistininzi’s 'Jay Water Emporium.1 Bob Bartlebaugh is the all-important pretzel bender ” “Betty Rombach, the dress designer, returns from the Belgian Congo with the latest thing in fig leaves.’ “Margaret Troup, the screen star, is now at Reno, where she is divorcing her sixth husband, and incidently writing her autobiography, 'The Confessions of a Gold Digger.'” F ddie: Oh, there's your husband, and look what he’s got. A canary and a letter! My goodness, the poor bird, it is a wonder he s alive the way Orrit is swinging him. Ann: Orrie, where did you get that canary? Orrin: Well, I met Bill Buell coming out of Robinson’s Restaurant where Bill Baker is the chief bouncer. Bill is raising these birds, and he gave this one to me for the small price of five bucks. Ann: Of course you had to fall for it. What's that you have there? A letter for me? No? Oh, it is for Eddie. Here’s something for you, Eddie. Eddie: Oh, it’s from Jean Rose, listen to more news. (Reads letter) Eddie Dear, It’s been such ages since I last saw you and Red, that I'm simply bursting with news. My dear, have you heard? I know you’ll never believe it, but Helen Dick has at last decided on one of the many. Now she's trying to get rid of him. I said I had news, and that was only a sample. I met Betty Ann Stahl, the other day, shopping. (They do tell me she married that chemistry teacher. What is his name? I never could remember.) ■ wi m».i i r

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OVER A BACK YARD FENCE--CLASS PROPHECY Characters: Howard Bills Mrs. H. Bills Orrin Askins Mrs. Orrin Askins The setting is the back yard of Mrs. Bills and Mrs. Askins, where the two women are hanging out clothes. The time is I960, just twenty years alter graduation. Eddie: Well, did you ever! You’re out early with your wash this week, Mrs. Askins. How are you? Ann: To tell the truth, Mrs. Bills, my joints feel more limber, but Orrie has been causing me some anxious moment lately. Eddie: Why, whatever do you mean? Ann: It’s this way. Now don’t you breathe a word, for I wouldn’t want Orrie to know 1 suspected anything. (Loud whisper) He's been hanging around that blond secretary, Ruth Coleman, who works for him . . . you know she's helping to publish the latest socialistic book, “The Whys and Wherefores.’ Eddie: Don’t worry, Ann, he’ll be back. May be you are too good for him anyway. But you know I heard that, in connection with the book you spoke of, that Frank Bucco had been arrested by Bob Bytheway for making a soap box oration against her works. Say, Ann, have you any extra eggs? I’ve been down to Gallagher’s Grocery Store, but he doesn t seem to have what I want. Ann: No, I’m sorry. You should go to Clair John’s Market for your things. Everything down there is fresh. Eddie: Well. I ought to go shopping pretty soon. Let s see what they’re advertising now. (Reads Bill) Dr. Joseph Delisi, Head of Salthill, S a 11 hi 11, and Salthill, Manufacturers of Patent Medicines, Aided by that Distinguished Chemist, Dr. Kenneth Quick, has discovered A New Reducing Method. The result of their ten years of back-breaking work is embodied in Salthill Reducing Pills. On Sale at All Druggists. Read What Others Say Of This Astounding Remedy: Miss Beth Mdlwain, Big Seat, Pennsylvania T started taking Salthill's Reducing Pills two days ago and have since lost 40 pounds. I am still on the lose. Signed, Beth Mcllwain Miss Louise Bucco, Hugetown, Iowa Thanks to Salthill's Reducing Pills I am again independent. I used to require outside aid to tie my shoestrings, hip, hip, hooray, by taking Sa Ithill's Reducing Pills, I lest 30 pounds and now, once again, I am on my own.' Signed, Louise Bucco Miss Ann Mary Conn, Largeville, Kentucky I used to be a wallflower. My friends would not tell me why I waa neglected. But once I heard a fellow say that he couldn't put his arms around me. I resolved to act. IMS S l -l OI L

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That good looking brunette, Miriam Nelmes, is still studying music, according to Helen Dick, and Genevieve Troup is Robert Gabriel’s private secretary, and believe me, that still looks pretty good. Well to go on, I went to the shore to see Carolyn Steele s orphan asylum, and if you ask me, I think she ought to give it up and get married, but she keeps that poor man dangling all the time. Look how happy Eleanor Campitella is with her flock of kids. 1 also met Lois Piper and June Lowman in Clair Snyder’s photographer's studio. They have been leading some life. Imagine teaching that bunch of Saltsburg students to dance! They certainlly are enjoying themselves. You know Mary Curto is flying to Europe soon, and the head engineer at the field is no other than Pill Atkinson. Heavens, if he gets much more handsome she'll fall along with the other half million. So far she's managed to keep the good old stone heart. I forgot to say that the radio engineer is Edward Waddle. Yes, the main reason for the trip is Switzerland. She’s just dying to see Jerry Marlin as Admiral of the Swiss Navy. Do come out to see me scon. At least write for I’m just perishing for news of you both. Lovingly, Jean. Ann: What next will happen to that good old class, I wonder? Eddie: | just remembered that Fileen Morgan has become an educator, and she’s coming to town to give a lecture. I think I II ask her to tea. Do you suppose I could get hold of Mary Berlese, who owns the typewriting business, and Marjorie Bortz and Mary Emma Shrum, the members of the town council? At last that lazy husband of mine is up. Oh, Red, won't you run down to Gallagher's and get some dog biscuits? You know Glen Steele, the train announcer, gave the dog to us, so we don t want anything to happen to it. Howard: (At last arriving) Now darling, you know I’m due at the club. I have an appointment with George Rabico, the golf pro. After the lesson, we're going down to see the prize fight. Why don’t you come along, Orrin? Orrin: All right, guess I will Eddie: Well, there goes my pet dog biscuit. Ann: Oh well! Thai’s the way men are... always chasing a golf ball or a skirt! ■ HI N l -MX