Saltsburg High School - La Saltianna Yearbook (Saltsburg, PA)

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THE SALT SHAKER • ' grown up now, or they thought they were, so they spent some of their time working. They had to act grown-up for the next fall when they went back to high school as Juniors. Now Juniors are queer people. They know so much more than Sophomores and Freshmen; but they are afraid of the class above them, so they spend most of the year giving them parties and banquets, and planning pleasing events for them. They are sort of servants for the high and mighty fourth year folks. By this time the boys and girls had a number of teachers. There was Mr. Snyder who always thought an F was as good as an E, or at least it looked that way. Then there was Miss Ewing who always thought that that (x) we talked about was the most important thing in school. Then there was Mr. Frampton whose favorite expression seems to be, “All right! Haven’t you anything to do?” Then came Mr. Fisher with his favorite pastime of pounding the desk and shouting, “What’s going on back there?” Now comes Miss Morgan whom you can always depend upon to pass the glad news, “Come around at four o’clock for forty minutes.” And Miss Carson, who taught Music and thought the trilling of her Glee Clubs rivaled the birds in the trees. And lastly, the Principal, Mr. McMillen, who didn’t say much (unless right mad) but one look caused you to wilt. After the Junior Year was over, and vacation had come to an end, what do you think happened? No, the school building didn’t burn. No, they didn’t have any Christmas tree. Well, I’ll tell you what happened. When the Juniors went back to school again, they weren’t Freshmen, they weren’t Sophomores, they weren’t Juniors. They were SENIORS. They found out that Seniors were the highest and greatest class in school. And when they are Seniors, the faculty looks up to them just because they are Seniors. And the Juniors look up to them because they are Seniors. And the Sophomores and Freshmen are afraid of them because they are Seniors. Seniors get to do a lot of things. They get to go to banquets. They have class meetings, and you know if the faculty doesn’t get mad at them, they graduate. And so it happened after twelve longs years the little boys and girls of this story grew into Seniors. Only instead of the same little boys and girls who started to school together those who are Seniors are: Gladys Allenbaugh, Sarah Ameno, Ward Brown, Geneva Cash, Ruth Cochran, Janet Conn, George Cunkleman, Eva Dunn, Edwin Franklin, June Hilty, Myron Kiebler, Dannie McDivitt, Robert McKelvey, Gilbert Maguire, John Rupert, Donald Shirley, Mable Stine, Gilbraith Stitt, Mary Ellen Walters, James Wilson. Seniors are important people. At least these are important. Many are the honors and prizes they have earned. Just listen to a few: There’s John Rupert who holds the county record in the Javelin. Sarah Ameno, who took the highest honors in the Class of ’33. Gladys Allenbaugh, who won first prize of $5.00 in the Lion Club Essay Contest in ’32. Gilbraith Stitt, the noted tap-dancer. Gilbert Maguire, Janet Conn and Mary Ellen Walters who have a record of perfect attendance during their four years of high school. Robert McKelvey, who so ably directed the class through its Senior year, and won the Alumni prize for best grade in Mathematics for four years. Geneva Cash, who won the prize for being one of the two best spellers in high school. Janet Conn, who won first prizes in orations, readings and in debating. Gladys Allenbaugh, who took second honors for grades in her high school course. Myron Kiebler, the editor-in-chief of the school paper in the Senior year. And all you had to do was see the play “Windy Willows” to appreciate the acting ability of Ruth Cochran, Janet Conn, Myron Kiebler, Dannie McDivitt, Robert McKelvey, Gilbert Maguire, Gladys Allenbaugh and James Wilson. So you see, Sonny Boy. from this story you learn that SENIORS are a class in Saltsburg High School, and that they came to be after years of study and hard work. And some day, if you study, you, too, can be a Senior, and just like the Seniors of 1933, you will graduate and get a diploma.” Sonny Boy—Mother, I like that story. Some day I am going to be a Senior, too. Sonny Boy—Andy Weamer. Mother—Janet Conn. CLASS PROPHECY (Concluded from Page 9) I saw our old friend, Gilbraith Stitt, down at the Stanley the other night. He has become one of the best tap dancers in the business. Another person whose ambitions were fulfilled. Do you remember how he used to entertain at all the class parties with those fancy steps? —(Listens.) Say, if you want to hear something good, just tune in on the Sunoco Oil Program some night and listen to Ward Brown and Edwin Franklin. They have replaced the Two Black Crows. They are Amos and Andy, The Two Black Crows, and Lowell Thomas all rolled together. Make about $8,000 a week. Well, if you must go now, I’ll say good-bye. I could tell you plenty about other members of the class but I don’t want you to be late for your lecture. Give me a ring the next time you’re in town. 19 3 3

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-THE SALT SHAKER- (ClaHfi 1®UI Gilbert Maguire, May 25, 1933 Mr. Chairman, Ladies and Gentlemen: We, the Senior Class of 1933, of Saltsburg High School, being of sound mind and reasonably good judgment, do hereby make, execute, publish and declare this to be our last will and testament, in the manner following, and do hereby, by this will, revoke any and all wills made by the members of said class heretofore, individually or collectively, including any and all promises, verbal or otherwise, which may in any manner conflict with statements contained in this document, including individual promises made without due deliberation or careful consideration. It is hereby decreed that any conflicting promises must be regarded as having not been made with due deliberation or careful consideration, and are thereby revoked in accordance with this last will and testament made and executed this 25th day of May, A. D., 1933, and the 157th year of the independence of the United States of America. To our immediate successors, the Juniors, we bequeath: First, after all expenses of graduation have been met, all bills that are properly authenticated, all borrowed paraphernalia returned to respective owners; the odds and ends remaining shall be given unrestrictedly to the Juniors, such things as unclaimed presents, honors, congratulations, and marriage proposals. Second, to the aforesaid Class of 1934, we likewise bequeath the devotion of the faculty which made the graduation of the present Senior Class possible. Third, to the Juniors we do hereby bequeath the loyalty of this class to our beloved high school with the understanding that this loyalty shall never be allowed to depart from the school but shall in subsequent years be passed on from Seniors to Juniors in order that the class loyalty to the school may never be lacking in this beloved institution which we, the members of the Class of 1933, will never forget no matter where the future years will take us. Fourth, to the Class of 1934, we also bequeath the intense school and class spirit so manifest in the Class of 1933. May you ever keep the school spirit first in your hearts no matter how good-looking the players on the opposing teams may be. Fifth, we the Senior Class, do hereby bequeath to the Junior Class all confiscated machinery and utensils belonging to the members of the Junior Class, said articles having been appropriated to the cause of abducting members of the Junior Class for the mutual benefit of both classes. This will make it possible for the new Seniors to have a bit of amusement without an overabundance of exertion. Sixth, the athletes of the Class of 1933 do hereby will and bequeath to the athletes of the Class of 1934 all the love and adoration bestowed by the Junior girls. Seventh, the good reputation and name of the Senior Class is left in good shape for the use of the Junior Class. We see that they are in need of a good reputation as they have none of their own. However, they are not to use it for the purpose of imposing upon the good nature of the teachers. Eighth, to Miss Ewing, our history teacher, we return unanswered the many difficult questions which she has propounded to us in the years w’hich have passed. We believe that these same questions can be used over and over again until they are worn to shreds, for surely they will never be answered. If we couldn't answer them, who can? Ninth, any harsh words or unkind expressions which we may have emitted to anyone during our sojourn here are to be buried with us so that their sting will be for us and not for those whom we have injured. Tenth, the echoes of our merry voices we leave to wander forever aimlessly along the walls. May they be an inspiration to underclassmen to achieve something approaching our great deeds, although they cannot hope to equal these. Our vacant chairs and desks we leave to be occupied by lesser students in the future. Eleventh, the Senior Class of 1933, does hereby bequeath to the Principal of Saltsburg High School all of the chewing gum, candy, rubber bands, yoyos, and jew’s harps wrongfully seized during our years in high school. Twelfth and lastly, to the Sophomores, the Class of 1933 does by this will bequeath all that the last two years have had in store: hard work, trouble with the Class of 1934, trouble with the teachers, a place in school parties and on athletic teams, and all other pleasures and duties not hereby mentioned in this will. We hereby appoint the Class of 1934 as sole executors of this our last will and testament and direct that the said executors be not required to give any bonds of matrimony or promises thereof, before it shall have finished the execution of this instrument. Should the class violate the trust placed upon it we herein decree that it shall surrender its rights and privileges of execution to the Saltsburg Board of Education. The above instrument of writing is given under the hand of the Board of Education at Saltsburg this 25th day of May, 1933, A. D., and the 157th year of the Independence of the United States of America. Signed ............................ President ........................Vice President ........................... Secretary ............. ............ Treasurer Page Twelve 1 9 3 3.............. -