Saltsburg High School - La Saltianna Yearbook (Saltsburg, PA)

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La Saltianna V I, Vivian Horrell, bequeath my chewing gum and gab to Marv Sherlock. 1 . Gertrude Loughry, bequeath my charming manners and quietness to Vivian Vensel. I, Richard Maguire, bequeath my acting ability and quick-wittedness to Myron Kiebler. I, James Myers, bequeath my athletic inclinations and superiority to Robert McKelvey. I, Hester McDivitt, bequeath my lipstick and bloom to all the Junior girls. I hope they use it sparingly. I Mildred Schardt, bequeath my linguistic ability and alto voice to Gladys Allenbaugh. I, Martha Shearer, bequeath my undying love for science to Ethel Calamari. I. Charlotte Shupe, bequeath my frankness to Felgie Kengerski. It will improve her morals. I, Elaine Stein, bequeath my famous giggle and sprightliness to Adda Kinter. I, Marian Simpson, bequeath my “si ecs” and long hair to Mabel Stein. I. Isabel Snyder, bequeath my business-like appearance and good looks to Eva Dunn. I, Isabel Shupe, bequeath my modesty and choice of blonds to Helen Grassel. I, Veda Waddell, bequeath my mysteriousness to Fern Lowman. I, Sidney Waugaman, bequeath my hatred for women to George Kunkleman. I, Doris Woolweaver, bequeath my striking style and taste for lengthy skirts to Sara Ameno. (Signed) THE CLASS OF ’32, Dora Ask ins, ’32 Elaine Stein, ’32 Twenty-two 193 2

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m “La Saltianna V Class Will We, the class of Nineteen Hundred Thirty-two of Saltsburg High School, before taking leave of our followers, having passed the test of sound mind and unusual wisdom under our physicians, consider it wise to draw up this last will and document. We hereby declare all wills, documents, testimonials, excuses, notes, et cetera, null and void, drawn up by, or for us heretofore. TO Till'. FACULTY WE BEQUEATH: The memory of all our escapades, wails, and pleas. Our grateful thanks for your help and patience. Good wishes for the next Seniors, although we think you’ll never get better ones than we were. TO THE JUNIORS, WE BEQUEATH: Our throne, to fill it to the best of their ability. Also our reference books and dignity, which they most assuredly need. TO THE SOPHOMORES, WE BEQUEATH: The wish that you will prepare yourselves for our throne. All the chewing gum, books, and wisecracks you can find after we leave. TO THE FRESHMEN, WE BEQUEATH: A prayer that they will not always be green. All our good wishes etc. (They will never get through without them.) We hereby bequeath, individually, to our fellow schoolmates as follows: I, Virginia Ames, bequeath my height to Elizabeth Lamb. I, Dora Askins, bequeath my quietness, judgement, and good behavior to my sister, Martha. It will insure her safety. I, Chalsmer Brown, bequeath my dark-eved brunette choice to Jim Wilson. I, Mary Deemer, bequeath my smile to Betty Weamer. I, Chester Fillar. bequeath my petit”-ness and my derby to John Rupert. I, Joseph Getty, bequeath all my paper wads and mischievousness to “Pecks” Brown, my pal. This added to his own will make him a record breaker. I, Margaret Greece, bequeath my perfect wave and charm to Mary Ellen Walters. I, Charles Guthridge, bequeath my sunny nature and my industriousness to Ralston Shupe. 1932 Twenty-one

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 ■Lcz Saltianna V Can You Imagine Margaret being noisy; Dora using lipstick; Joe missing a basket; Charlotte without Chalsmer; Chester never grinning; Virginia being short; Mildred without gum; Detention Hall without a Senior; Charles without a lesson; Jim with one; Sidney making love; Vivian without a latest; Richard telling a lie; Elaine without noise; Snyder or Shupe with nothing to say; Veda or Marian in Detention for talking; Mary being late; Hester not being helpful; Gertrude without dimples; Martha missing a day; Doris without a friend from the “Bluff?” An Ideal Girl ONE POSSESSING— Simp’s.................................................... Height Dot’s....................................................... Form Peg’s....................................................... Hair Viv's....................................................... Eyes Hester’s.................................................... Nose Snyder’s.............................................. Complexion Mid’s..................................................... Brains E’en’s..............................................Good Nature Shupie’s............................................ Good Taste An Ideal Boy ONE POSSESSING— Jim’s.................................... Whitesell’s.............................. Richard’s................................ Chester’s................................ Getty’s.................................. Chalsmer’s............................... Charles’................................. . Height ......... Build .......... Eyes . Good Nature Athletic Ability ......... Voice ........ Brains I.S.. '32. 1932 Tu 'nty-lhree