Saltsburg High School - La Saltianna Yearbook (Saltsburg, PA)

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=-■■■■ =E I. A SALTIANNA SENli r COMIC CHARACTERS Stanley Kelly.............. Anna Yenscl ................ Anna Krivoniak ............ Jim Stewart ... ........... Elizabeth Cunkelman ....... Virginia Shirley........... Dick Ray ................. Thelma Rosensteel Robert Burnett ............ I.uella Long .............. Wilson Rhea ................ Earl Rupert ............... Viola King ................. Joe Scott .................. Lena Bergman ........... Robert Shirley ............. Alice Guthridge ............ Harry Campbell ............. Pauline Allenbaugh ......... Jack Franklin ........... Elizabeth Gosnell .......... Anastasia Rabickow.......... John McPhilimy ............. George Grantz .............. Earl Greece ................ Charles Gosnell ............ Emilie Bricker. Alice Coffman Helen Fennell ............... Bucky, the Little Old Man ....................Hans Katzenjammer ................ Fritz Katzenjammer .................LTnde Everett .................................Elsie ..........................Ella Cinders ..Buck Rogers, the Hero .................................Rosie ............... Archie, Rosie’s Beau ...................Winnie Winkle ................................Neewah ...................The Major ............................Etta Kett .....The Terrible-Tempered Mr. Bang ..............................Oliveoyl ..............................Hamgravy .......................Dorothy Darnit ...................Hairbreadth Harry ...............................Belinda ........................Harold Teen ....................“Tomboy” Taylor ....................'I'illie the Toiler ..........J. Disraeli (Dizzy) Dugan Ben Webster, Bound to Win The Skipper of the Toonerville Trolley .....Oswald, the Skipper’s Woodpecker ............Boots and Her Buddy .................................Polly I'age twenty-six 1929

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LA SALTIANNA 1, Elizabeth Cunkelman, bequeath my bewitching ways to Anna Kitch. I, Jack Franklin, bequeath out of sheer necessity that “IT and leave Alice (i. to ??? I, Charles Gosnell, bequeath my sometimes superior knowledge of “Farm Life” to Lysle Karhart. Don’t forget the cows! I, Elizabeth Gosnell. bequeath my unshorn locks and giggle to Dorothy Kelly. Take good care of them. I. George Grantz, bequeath my capabilities to argue, ask idiotic questions, and wisecracks to my brother Clair Grantz. Selfish.' no! I. Karl Greece, bequeath my ability to use Sta-comb to Leslie Simpson. 1, Helen Fennell, bequeath my male-catching ability and my well-known boy friends to Anna Rokisak. I, Alice Guthridge, bequeath my gallant, heart-breaking manners to Hilda Steflfey. I, Stanley Kelly, bequeath all my unused absent excuses to Mary Clark. I, John McPhilimy, bequeath my knowledge of “Women” to Alexander Lyons. I. Anna Krivoniak. bequeath my phone list and male friend file to Iola Pal mo. All guaranteed to be nize! I, Viola King, bequeath my title of “Miss America and all my parked gum to Grace Hale. I, Luella Long, bequeath my good looks and pretty hair to Pearl Fen- nell. I, Dick Ray, man of the world, bequeath that knack of collecting money and girls to the persons who deserve it best. I. Wilson Rhea, bequeath my knowledge of a car and freckles to James King. I, Anastasia Rabickow, bequeath my ability with a typewriter and accessories to the school as a whole, share and share alike. I. Thelma Rosensteel, bequeath my good nature to the Faculty. I, Karl Rupert, bequeath my position on the basketball team to John Hine. I. Virginia Shirley, bequeath my quiet ways to Anna Smith. I. Robert Shirley, the sheik of the class, bequeath my sheikish ways to Joe Getty. I, Joseph Scott, bequeath my wit, my cultivated voice and habits to Sidney Waugaman. 1, James Stewart, bequeath my scientific attitude to John Maguire. I. Anna Vensel, bequeath my Latin pony to the next Virgil class. We do hereby constitute and appoint Miss Ewing and Mr. Johnston to be executors of this, our last ill and Testament. (SIGNED) THE CLASS OF’29 —Rabickow ’29 1929 Page tuenty-five

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LA SALTIANNA AN ADDED COURSE FOR SENIORS At the opening of school this year it was announced that a special course had been added to the regular Senior curriculum. This was a course in “ Etiquette.” There was some discussion as to who should teach it, but all the members of the Faculty were undertrained in this line, it was finally decided that they should take turn about in the instruction of this course. The following is an accepted list of instructions: 1. Prink liquids, such as coffee, tea or cocoa, from your saucer. If they happen to be hot, fan them with your hat. 2. Hegin to eat as soon as you receive your plate for there might not be enough “seconds” for all. 3. Leave the table immediately after you are through eating, no use wasting time. 4. If you get a particle of meat or other food caught in your teeth, just use your fork or finger to remove it. 5. Always tuck your napkin in your collar: it saves laundry. 6. If there is something you like on the table, and can't eat it all, don’t be so rude as to leave it, take it with you. 7. Never eat pie with a fork. It is very impolite, the accepted form is to use both hands to convey it to your mouth and to see how few bites it takes to eat it. 8. If you want something on the other side of the table, get up and reach across and get it; no one will object. 9. If the lettuce of your salad is unmanageable, pick it up with your fingers; it saves time. 10. If a piece of meat should escape from your plate, capture it as quickly as possible to save confusion. 1929 Page twenty-seven