Salpointe Catholic High School - Horizons Yearbook (Tucson, AZ)

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El John Tomizuka: After five years of college, John will get fed up with life and join a Zen Buddhist cult, shave his head, and wear pink and yellow bed sheets. With John's charismatic person- ality, he will soon be elected cult leader. He will then buy 104 Ferraris and paint earth scenes on each. After being de- ported, he will flee to the Middle East. - 2nd Period Adv. Sr. Math. El Conner Childers: After being arrest- ed by Nicaraguan police as a contra rebel, Conner will be put in a jungle prison and tortured, but will refuse to divulge U.S. secrets. When he is res- cued by his wife, he will be given a medal and promoted to general in the Marine Corps. - Dave Schnur and Ray Wallace. El Chris Patyk: Chris will author the No. l best seller, lOl Ways to be Ner- vous, and will intern in the Severe Anxiety Clinic for the Really Nervous. Unfortunately, he will not live to enjoy his success, he will suffer a nervous breakdown on the day he can't find his TV Guide. - Robert Fanning. El Rob Lewis: Rob will get married and move to the mountains where he can ride dirt bikes and wear boots. He will turn his two sons into miniature clones of himself by training them for Sal- pointe football and buying them GMC trucks on their 16th birthdays. - Rob DelGhiaccio and Kelly Beutler. El Erin Haley: Erin will get married to an Englishman, drive a sports car, and have one daughter. She will be com- pletely different than her high school self because she will finally understand what it's like to be a mother. - Lisa Miller. lil John Fordney: John will inherit a million dollars from a long lost aunt, but will lose all of his money buying stocks. Eventually, he will end up living on the streets, forever arguing that .9999 does not equal 1. - Michele Murphy. El Michele Murphy: Michele will gra- duate from USC, marry an aspiring yup- pie executive, have three kids, and drive a Mercedes Benz station wagon. Eventu- ally, Michele will run off with the lead singer from an acid rock band. She will get her husband snubbed off, use the money she inherits to buy a yacht and sail the Arctic for the rest of her life. - Dave Schnur. lil John Nichols: In twenty years, John will have acquired every single degree in every possible field of education. He will reside in Montana, in a mansion that will spread across three different time zones. Twenty-one years after gradu- ation, he will find his roots as a masai tribesman and renounce his family, edu- cation, wealth, and Cheez-Wiz. Disap- pearing without a trace, it will be ru- mored that he changed his name to Ab- dul Ali-John to go on a pilgrimage to the heart of Africa. - John Nichols. . , . or another is the successful life of a yuppie, as epitomized by Steve Sayre, '87, and Alyssa Marino, '87. FUTURE FORESHADOWING 17

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