Salpointe Catholic High School - Horizons Yearbook (Tucson, AZ)

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El John Tomizuka: After five years of college, John will get fed up with life and join a Zen Buddhist cult, shave his head, and wear pink and yellow bed sheets. With John's charismatic person- ality, he will soon be elected cult leader. He will then buy 104 Ferraris and paint earth scenes on each. After being de- ported, he will flee to the Middle East. - 2nd Period Adv. Sr. Math. El Conner Childers: After being arrest- ed by Nicaraguan police as a contra rebel, Conner will be put in a jungle prison and tortured, but will refuse to divulge U.S. secrets. When he is res- cued by his wife, he will be given a medal and promoted to general in the Marine Corps. - Dave Schnur and Ray Wallace. El Chris Patyk: Chris will author the No. l best seller, lOl Ways to be Ner- vous, and will intern in the Severe Anxiety Clinic for the Really Nervous. Unfortunately, he will not live to enjoy his success, he will suffer a nervous breakdown on the day he can't find his TV Guide. - Robert Fanning. El Rob Lewis: Rob will get married and move to the mountains where he can ride dirt bikes and wear boots. He will turn his two sons into miniature clones of himself by training them for Sal- pointe football and buying them GMC trucks on their 16th birthdays. - Rob DelGhiaccio and Kelly Beutler. El Erin Haley: Erin will get married to an Englishman, drive a sports car, and have one daughter. She will be com- pletely different than her high school self because she will finally understand what it's like to be a mother. - Lisa Miller. lil John Fordney: John will inherit a million dollars from a long lost aunt, but will lose all of his money buying stocks. Eventually, he will end up living on the streets, forever arguing that .9999 does not equal 1. - Michele Murphy. El Michele Murphy: Michele will gra- duate from USC, marry an aspiring yup- pie executive, have three kids, and drive a Mercedes Benz station wagon. Eventu- ally, Michele will run off with the lead singer from an acid rock band. She will get her husband snubbed off, use the money she inherits to buy a yacht and sail the Arctic for the rest of her life. - Dave Schnur. lil John Nichols: In twenty years, John will have acquired every single degree in every possible field of education. He will reside in Montana, in a mansion that will spread across three different time zones. Twenty-one years after gradu- ation, he will find his roots as a masai tribesman and renounce his family, edu- cation, wealth, and Cheez-Wiz. Disap- pearing without a trace, it will be ru- mored that he changed his name to Ab- dul Ali-John to go on a pilgrimage to the heart of Africa. - John Nichols. . , . or another is the successful life of a yuppie, as epitomized by Steve Sayre, '87, and Alyssa Marino, '87. FUTURE FORESHADOWING 17

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' . l uture foreshado ing lt was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wis- dom, it was the age of foolishness. tCharles Dickens, A Tale of Two Citiesj And so the class of '87 shall be remem- bered, not only for what they were, but for what they might be. lt was for this reason that the following predictions for members of the class of 1987 were col- lected - of the seniors, for the seniors, and by the seniors: U Gail Rice: Gail will graduate from art school and will become a successful art- ist. She will not get married. She will not have children. Instead, she will move out to the country and lead a simple lifestyle by herself in a small house. - Lynn Rundle. lfl Mario Islas: Mario will graduate from college with a high degree, get married to his high school sweetheart, and have a couple of kids. Mario will be employed by the government, but will always find time to be really involved in the community. - Claudia Serrano. Cl Lisa Van Ert: ln 20 years, Lisa will be the president of a successful busi- ness - a respectable one, of course. She will dress in Pendleton business suits and date all the young executives. Eventually, she will marry one of them and have three children fall boysj. Lisa will spend all her spare time driving them to AYSO soccer games in a wood- paneled station wagon. - Laura Brown. Cl Keith Orchekowsky: After inherit- ing a chain of Drug Emporiums, Keith will go on to Las Vegas to own and operate his own gambling casino. He will also invest in other hobbies: he will own a wrestling rink and produce record albums, especially those of Run DMC. - Melanie Martinick. E Loreta Ali: Loreta will be an execu- tive boss for ltaly's major fashion firm, in charge of all fashion designs and mo- deling expenditures. She will be married with two children, named Sarah and Cosmo. - Marianne Palko. lil Karol Waldron: Karol will marry a starving artist named Cecil. She will drive the same car she drove in high school, but she will have the best ward- robe, because she knows how to shop sales. Living in a cute apartment in Greenwich Village, she will be a journal- ist for People magazine after finishing her internship at the National Enquirer. - Shannon Wall. One possible future is that of a bum . . . 1 6 FEATURES

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