Salmon High School - Savage Chief Yearbook (Salmon, ID)

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Senior Will We, the Senior Class of i959 being of sound mind and limb and wishing to leave our mark upon those who shall so luckily inherit our benefits, do hereby bequeath this as our Last Will and Testament. DON ALDOUS: I will my ability to be a backfield man to Doug Casey. LAREE ANDREWS: I will my height to Pauline Pattee and my quietness to Kay Jones. JANE AUSTIN: I will Kay Richards to Charlotte Brown and my Flirtiousness to my little sister. ADELE BANKS: I will my typing ability to Johnny Johnson. GENE BAUMERT: I will my ability to kick left-Footed to Mike Ellis. RICHARD BENEDICT: I will my ability to keep away from girls to Bang and Ed. J : I will my ability to pass a football left-handed to IT5d'Walchli. LARRY BISHOP: I will my ability to get along with the girls to Johnny McKinney. SHERI BISSON: I will G. Welch to the next Pep Club president. DEANNE BOWLES: I will my height to Mr. Armstrong. RONNIE BUSTER: I will my ability to study hard and live long to Gary Robinson. LINDA BUTLER: I will my headaches from the War Whoop to Dawn Corbett. LINDA CHIPMAN: I will my good grades in Chemistry to the Freshmen. BUTCH CLAUNCH: I will my ability to sleep in school to Billy Claunch LINELL CORBETT: I will my contest nightmares to Harvey Welch. MARTHA COX: I will my class secretary's iob to an unsuspecting Junior. ROY CRAIN: I will my good habits to . BOB CUTLER: I will my hunting ability to Dale Wolfley. LYNN DAHLE: I will my ability to stay out of trouble to Juan Beers. HELEN GILBERT: I will my car and everything in it to Connie Combs. TOMMY GOOCH: I will my hula hoop ability to Val Whiting. JERRY GRAYOT: I will Government class to an unsuspecting Junior. MIKE GWARTNEY: I will my luck to Dean Nebeker. CAROL HANCOCK: I will my Hallology class to anybody who is stuck in class. DENNIS HAVENS: I will my title as 5th safest driver in Idaho to anybody who needs LYNDA JO HERNDON: I will leave S.H.S. I hope. JIM HERNDON: I will my size to Leon Hartvigson and my skies to George Hays. I will my ability to dent cars to Mike Hicks. : I will my ability to get in on time to Jean and Jeanette. MELVIN JENSEN: I will my ability to cheat in poker to Jerry Walker. LADELL JOLLEY: I will my shortness to Margie Meeks. BECKY KRAUSE: I-will give my little brother to any teacher or g-irl who wants him. BOB MATHEWS: I will my ability to get through high school to Millie Mathews. RAMON MAXEY: I will my ability to hypnotize to Dennis Pepper. DOROTHY MELTON: I will my driving ability to any brave soul. SHARON MILLER: I will my ability to stay out of two-tone cars to Eileen. ARLEN MUND: I will my shyness to Dean Nebeker. DALE MCATEE: I will my bachelor ability to Jerry Van Hoose.

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trying to persuade Jerry Grayot to file suit because he found only l9,999 filters in Viceroy. Mike Gwartney was put in here for trying to sell a customer a lf2 drill 5f8 in diameter. Jack Randolph qualified for the job of chief head shrinker because he had been an editor of the Savage Chief. Denny Havens and Dale McAtee authored a controversial book entitled So You Think the World is Round but Linda Chipman and Adele Banks had it banned in Boston because they thought the title was too sexy. Bob Mathews still won't have anything to do with the dictionary until they make it into a movie. Ellloffmaj and Ramon Maxey have crossed apotato with a sponge so it would soak up moreigravy. Mel Jensen and Sandy Sims are working on a zip gun that looks like Jane Mansfield so that opponents will be caught off guard. Jerry Noh, and Jerry Van Hoose are in here for trying to row a boat back up the River of No Return . Bill Parmenter is working in the kitchen. He dots the I's in the Alphabet soup. Linda Peterson, Lynda Herndon, and Karen Skinner have been put in padded cells. They4T'e still't'ry'i'ng1to figure out how to pose for yell leader pictures for the Annual. Linda Butler and Denece Whiting are here for black marketing Dristan. Helen Gilbert is out in the yard trying to figure out how to just fix the side of the tire that's flat. Kay Pern and Becky Krause are coaching football players with two left feet. Kay McFarland and Dorothy Melton are working out a formula to get women out of sacks and potatoes back in. Sharon Miller has recorded an album of Music to Giggle By . Bonnevere Tracy and Louise Pattee have designed a school bus with a dump truck body for rapid ejection of students. Ernest Schiers has gone mad trying to figure out how to make neat erasures. Darla Wraspir is in the accounting department working on the unbalanced sheet . Virginia Stewart just sits and waits for Whistler's Mother to start rocking. Ina Kay Smith collects funny papers and then spends hours drawing pupils in Orphan Annie's eyes. Jane Austin and Karen Sorensen both went mad after making their first million. They invented a new coffee container. lf you don't like coffee, you throw it away, cut the container in half and you have two quonset huts. Phillip Waterman is an electrician in the bakery. He puts currants in the buns. Sheri Bisson and Rose Roberts have developed the world's simplest shorthand. When you write, you just leave out the vowels and consonants. Virginia Yacovac and , are working on a diaper design for flies. Deanne Bowles is still trying to figure out what the it is that 7-up does. Harry Stevens has gone musical . He's now known as the Liberace of the Loony Bin . Martha Cox is suffering from her drill team days. She's now known locally as The Goon in a Gunny . Linell Corbett, LeDell Jolley, and LaRee Andrews are now top ranking officers in a secret organization known as the Tribunal for Terrible Treatment of Tecthed Teachers . Jim Herndon has just come out with a special TV cosmetic for men known as Young Doctor's Cologne . Linda Chipman, Adele Banks, and Carol Hancock run an organization whose sole purpose is to fill such places as - Silbaugh's Solarium for Slap Happy Schizos . Their motto, Why Be Half Witted? As we leave this slap happy class of '59 we can't help feel that they all have one great fear: Namely, that some day some great shock may drive them all completely sane like their former teachers. 14

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KAY MCFARLAND: I will my hashing ability to anyone who needs a iob that bad. JERRY NOH: I will my good looks and my muscles to Dean Nebeker and Jerry Becker LOUISE PATTEE: I will my ability to get along with teachers to Dennis Pepper. BILL PARMENTER: I will my ability to play football to my brothers. KAY PERN: I will my ability to get through Senior English to my sisters. LINDALEE PETERSON: I will my ability to give a good slumber party to Garnet. JACK RANDOLPH: I will both halves of the annual to Casey. ROSE ROBERTS: I will my dancing ability to Mike Roberts. RONNIE SAYER: I will my ability to get in good with the cops to Steve Sayer. EARNEST SCHIERS: I will my ability to study to Penny Studebaker. NJIA-IVLA-lyEmQ.BfIL1,GH: I will my ability not to let people run over me to Garnet. SANDY SIMS: I will my luck in poker to Jerry Becker. KAREN SKINNER: I will my cheerleading headoched to Sherry Stokes. INA KAY SMITH: I will my ability to get home on time to Garnet. KAREN JEAN SORENSEN: I will the halls to a worm, if he can crawl through them. HARRY STEVENS: I will my spot in the Honor Society to Garnet Meservy. VIRGINIA STEWART: I will my black hair and blond interest to Ann Weber. BONNAVERE TRACY: I will my brother to any girl who can get him. JERRY VAN HOOSE: I will my ability to be a body guard to Jerry Becker. PHILLIP WATERMAN: I will my little brother to Mr. Groves. DENECE WHITING: I will my ability to keep my mouth shut to Butch Wolf. JERRY LEON WHITING: I will my height to Danny Beers. DARLA MAE WRASPIR: I will my fishing ability to Jay Bowman. VIRGINIA YAKOVAC: I will my driving ability to my sister, Sherry. JACK ZIEGLER: I will my superior mental intelligence to anybody who hasn't any. 'I6