Salmon High School - Savage Chief Yearbook (Salmon, ID)

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5 ' ' .? x ' sm.gE:'::i5f: fi .,,. ,A swf, Y f A wi' f , ..A,Q , g , i ,egg '--.. ,sei H s W JERRY VAN Hooss, Salmon 1,2, 3, 4. JERRY LEON WHITING, Basketball 2, 3, 43 Track ',,', 3 4- S-Club 2 3 4 43125: .f mwg, , . si I I I 0 I w7,- .ws tm if ' PHILLLP WATERMAN, Salmon 1,2,3,4g Football 1, 3. JACK ZIEGLER, F.F.A. 1,2,3,4, Chapter Reporter 2, Delegate to Kansas City.i2. A Lx 'C SHERI BISSON, Band 1,2,3,4g Glee Club 45 Pep Club 3,4, Business Manager 3, President 4, Class ff Reporter 1,2g Paper Staff 1,2,3,4g Pow-Wow 3, Y 1 Girl 's State 3g National Honor Society 3,4g Quill lf and Scroll 3,4, Senior Prophecy The year is i969 and times have greatly changed, especially for the class of i959 of Salmon High School. As everyone had long feared the country instead of going to the dogs has gone to the psychiartrists. Everyone is happily maladiusted especially the class of '59 who are all now safely entombed in Silbaugh's Solarium for Slap Happy Schizos. As we enter the gate, we find Don Aldous B' ilie caretaker, throwing a saddle on everyone who comes in. He still thinks he's back at the home corral . Baumert and Benedict still like pancakes. As a matter of fact they have trunks full of them. Jim Bills has been confined to a padded cell because he won't quit saying l want my Mapa . Larry Bishop has a typing eraser three feet in diameter trying to erase the words no refund off the bottom of a beer bottle so he can get his money back. Ronnie Buster has just been given recognition for his new wall-to-wall fly paper for the control of unruly children and Butch Claunch and Roy Crain have in- vented a classroom blackboard made of solid chalk. When you want to write some- thing you iust erase holes in it. Bob Cutler and Tom Gooch are still trying to get home with the Coca-puffs . Lynn Dahle and Leon Whiting are lawyers who are I3

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JACK RANDOLPH, Football 1, F,F.A, 1, Annual Staff l,2,3,4, Business Manager 2, Assistant Editor 3, Co-Editor 4, Basketball Manager 4, VIRGINIA STEWART, F.H.A. 2, G.A.A. 1,2, Future Nurses 2, Tumbling 1, 2, Pep Club 3,4, Secretary 3, Homecoming Candidate 1. RONNIE SAYER, Football 1, Track 1,2, Annual Staff 1, 2, Basketball 4, Intramural Basketball 3. BONAVERE TRACY, Idaho Falls 1. EARNEST E. SCHIERS, F.F,A, 1,2,3, Band 1, Basketball 1,2,3,4. DENECE WHITING, Pep Club 3,4, Homecoming Candidate 3, Glee 1, F.H,A, 1, HARRY STEVENS, Football 1,2,3,4, Baksetball 1,2,3,4, Track 1,2,3, 4, Student Body President 4, Student Body Representative 3, Class Play 3, S-Club 2,3,4, Boys State 3, Paper Staff 1,2. DARLA MAE WRASPIR, G.A.A. 1, F,H,A, 1, Glee 1,2,3, Tumbling 2, F.N.A. 2, Paper Staff 2,3,4, Class Play 3, Annual Staff 3,4, Pep Club 3,4, Honor Society 3,4, Student Body, Business Manager 4, Polio Queen 2, Pep Queen 3, Quill and Scroll 3,4, RAYMOND TURNER VIRGINIA PAULINE YAKOVAC, G.A.A. 1: Pep Club 3,4, Tumbling 1,2. 12

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trying to persuade Jerry Grayot to file suit because he found only l9,999 filters in Viceroy. Mike Gwartney was put in here for trying to sell a customer a lf2 drill 5f8 in diameter. Jack Randolph qualified for the job of chief head shrinker because he had been an editor of the Savage Chief. Denny Havens and Dale McAtee authored a controversial book entitled So You Think the World is Round but Linda Chipman and Adele Banks had it banned in Boston because they thought the title was too sexy. Bob Mathews still won't have anything to do with the dictionary until they make it into a movie. Ellloffmaj and Ramon Maxey have crossed apotato with a sponge so it would soak up moreigravy. Mel Jensen and Sandy Sims are working on a zip gun that looks like Jane Mansfield so that opponents will be caught off guard. Jerry Noh, and Jerry Van Hoose are in here for trying to row a boat back up the River of No Return . Bill Parmenter is working in the kitchen. He dots the I's in the Alphabet soup. Linda Peterson, Lynda Herndon, and Karen Skinner have been put in padded cells. They4T'e still't'ry'i'ng1to figure out how to pose for yell leader pictures for the Annual. Linda Butler and Denece Whiting are here for black marketing Dristan. Helen Gilbert is out in the yard trying to figure out how to just fix the side of the tire that's flat. Kay Pern and Becky Krause are coaching football players with two left feet. Kay McFarland and Dorothy Melton are working out a formula to get women out of sacks and potatoes back in. Sharon Miller has recorded an album of Music to Giggle By . Bonnevere Tracy and Louise Pattee have designed a school bus with a dump truck body for rapid ejection of students. Ernest Schiers has gone mad trying to figure out how to make neat erasures. Darla Wraspir is in the accounting department working on the unbalanced sheet . Virginia Stewart just sits and waits for Whistler's Mother to start rocking. Ina Kay Smith collects funny papers and then spends hours drawing pupils in Orphan Annie's eyes. Jane Austin and Karen Sorensen both went mad after making their first million. They invented a new coffee container. lf you don't like coffee, you throw it away, cut the container in half and you have two quonset huts. Phillip Waterman is an electrician in the bakery. He puts currants in the buns. Sheri Bisson and Rose Roberts have developed the world's simplest shorthand. When you write, you just leave out the vowels and consonants. Virginia Yacovac and , are working on a diaper design for flies. Deanne Bowles is still trying to figure out what the it is that 7-up does. Harry Stevens has gone musical . He's now known as the Liberace of the Loony Bin . Martha Cox is suffering from her drill team days. She's now known locally as The Goon in a Gunny . Linell Corbett, LeDell Jolley, and LaRee Andrews are now top ranking officers in a secret organization known as the Tribunal for Terrible Treatment of Tecthed Teachers . Jim Herndon has just come out with a special TV cosmetic for men known as Young Doctor's Cologne . Linda Chipman, Adele Banks, and Carol Hancock run an organization whose sole purpose is to fill such places as - Silbaugh's Solarium for Slap Happy Schizos . Their motto, Why Be Half Witted? As we leave this slap happy class of '59 we can't help feel that they all have one great fear: Namely, that some day some great shock may drive them all completely sane like their former teachers. 14