Salinas Junior College - La Reata Yearbook (Salinas, CA)

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You lousy, no-good dumbell, Madeleine!', It was Girl! Girl! Girl! You rascal ,where the mischief have you been? Run get some cold cream pronto, Or you'll find yourself reported If you do not get my cold cream, Madeleine! Finally the play begins An' the drudge is left alone With the cleanin'-up to serve her as a pal. Empty boxes lie around, Paper's littered on the ground, Rouge and lipstick, cream and whiskers wait for her. Dully comes her whispered thought As she sees this messy task, I wish I didn't have this make-up job. But in spite of weariness All that cleaning must be done 5 So, she toils an' works an' strains to finish up. It was Girl! Girl! Girl! With the windows yellin' louder than the door. When the things were put away, And the roust-a-bout had left, The echoes still were callin' Madeleine. MADELEINE LOWELL DEATH MANSIQN I was in Death Mansion, the house of terror, which clung unsteadily to the precipice-shuddering as if any moment it would plunge into the sea below. It had been built by a German scientist who had experimented with human bodies there in this isolation. Death had fallen upon this cruel doctor and his only slave-a horrible, unknown death. No one had entered this house of decay afterward, and that had been eighteen years ago. Ghosts of the experiments wandered its lonely halls, their tortured souls seeking vengeance for their deaths. 420

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Columbus free. An ode is a metrical romance with four electrical changes, and example is Harper's Impending Crisis which was written in 1901 at the time of the Pinkneg Treaty with Bolognia. Two plus one over six plus nine equals three x minus five over-oh, that's right-what is sagasta? Let's see, that means lawyer in Spanish, and abogado-he's the man who discovered that the shortest distance between a straight line is two points. 373 is the absolute thermometer temperature at sea level, and Charles' law explains the theory of the World War in 1789, the year after Washington destroyed the Spanish Armada at the time of McKinley's assassination of the Einstein Theory. The student paused, took another look at his book, and continued: If X square equals b square, then the Emancipation Proclamation was issued in 1880 at the time of the beginning-at the time of the-beginning-. He stopped-could not think of the rest, so he closed his book with a bang and arose to go. As he looked up he noticed the principal standing beside him. With a flush of embarrassment, he said, I know everything perfectly-I'm sure I'11 get a swell grade on my test. Then he hurried out into the confusion of the hall. JEANETTE JENKINS THE MAKE-UP WOMAN CA Iamboree Parody On Gzmda Dinh You may talk o' acts an' plays When you're sittin' out in front, An' you're wastin' time before the curtain rises. But when it comes to knowledge Of the thing of which you're talkin' You have lots an' lots to learn about it yet. You do not see the dressin' rooms Where the lab'rin roust-a-bout Is servin' of that darn old Jamboree. Of all that actin' crew The one who did the most Was that poor hard-workin', suff,rin, Madeleine. It was Girl! Girl! Girl! You good-for-nothin' slowpoke, Madeleine! Hi! Lazy, do it now! Lipstick, get it! Bring it quickly! 410

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The college gang at the party a few miles away had dared me to enter Death Mansion, secure a skull, and return to the party to prove my valor. And now I had actually crept through the wind and rain, through the tangled growth of the garden to the hulk of the house. I crept up the creaking steps and pushed open the groaning door and entered the black, foul interior. Shivering from the icy touch of cold wind that hit me as I entered, I scurried down the hallway into an open doorway I had seen by the last flash of lightning. Before I crossed the threshold, I stopped dead in my tracks. SGME- THING was in that room! I couldn't hear a sound except the muffled wind and rain outside, but I felt the presence of something awful, hideous, unreal. I clung to the door for support. My knees knocked together like castanets. A bolt of lightning illumated the room. It was a room of terror. Human bones-white and shining-and spots of red covered the floor. Then the light was gone, leaving me paralyzed with fear. Within a foot of me was my trophy. Quick, now! Grab one and quit the house while still intact! Calling all my courage together, I stepped forward to snatch up one of those hideously grinning skulls. In that moment the lightning flashed again, and in its glow I saw a sight that turned my body to stone, my heart to ice. Standing directly in front of me was a huge figure, arms raised ready to plunge me into an open cistern that lay in the floor between us. It was the Doctor! His face was a madman's mask, fire flashed from his eyes, red froth dripped from his lips, and blood oozed from jagged gashes on his face and bared chest. With a wild shriek he stepped over the open hole, and his blood-covered talons closed about me in a grasp of iron. He raised me high over his head, and then, oh-he posed me over the hole and flung me downward straight toward a huge tank of lime. Over and over I turned, and with a wild splash I struck the terrible flesh-consuming alkali, and ---- ! Pl' 31' 31' 51' I sat upright in bed. I was alive, and except for being drenched in nothing more than perspiration I was unharmed. I had been dreaming. Whew! Never again will I eat three pieces of mincemeat pie covered with whip cream before I go to bed. PAULINE BENSON 43 0