Salida High School - Resume Yearbook (Salida, CO)

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had replaced Clark Gable. George Cribari, head coach at U. S. C., gave a brief talk about the U. S. C. - Notre Dame game. Mr. Soles and I took a bus westward and the vehicle stalled. To pass the time we walked about. Imagine finding McNamara and Helen Johnson quietly settled on a small farm. Two sets of twins came rushing from the house and we hastily retreated. I craved a glass of cool milk and at a nearby farm found Barnhill, Ruth Emehiser, and lone Davis running a dairy. They reported a dandy business with nine cows and seven customers. Walter had invented a pill that, if fed to cows, made them produce condensed cream. I We then journeyed to New York City. We learned that Swede Sneddon, the New York Millionaire Playboy, was recently blackmailed by Alta Klarenbach. We obtained a copy of the pamphlet written by Ruhkamp and Stone, A Revision of the Ten Commandments. f 5 Mr. Soles and I journeyed to Detroit, Michigan and found the Ford Auto- mobile plant under supervision of Zita Ferretti. Her managers included Marguerite Gray, and Beulah Purcell. Margaret Veo, the new Lady Esther of the country, had Jennie Mazzata and Agnes Aragon as saleswomen. Rita lohnson's contribut- ions to the Captain Billy magazines were applauded by everyone. Mary Lou MacPhail, the biggest producer of briquettes in the world, had recently left Detroit for a honeymoon with Mr. Rouse. Mr. Soles remarked that we had nearly found every graduate of 1934 in our travels, excepting a few. We decided to find what they were doing and putting Detective Frances Rogers on the job we learned the following: Pat Smith had recently been appointed a U. S. Senator for Colorado. Viola Glenn was for more complete woman suffrage in less civilized countries. Geraldine Mullins had made millions by grabbing john D. Rockefeller before he passed on. Sara Post and Helena Spina were in charge of a restaurant in Little Rock, Arkansas. Agnes Gustafson had the wedlock attached. She washed floors for a living. Viola Everett was mechanical drawing supervisor at Harvard University. Lucille Lukezech was carrying on explorations in the Stratosphere. Bob Davie was recently killed by an Arabian Sheba for false pretenses. Abel Madrid had become Spanish Instructor at Notre Dame. Milton Myers had replaced Einstein as the greatest living scien- tist. Mr. Soles and I had to report to Washington D. C. immediately and we left still stupefied by our findings. What is this world coming to? IBACCALAIJIQ EATE S EDVICES Honoring Class of 1934, Salida High School ORDER OF SERVICE Processional, Coronation March . . . . Lillian Vaughn Invocation . . . Rev. E. E. Scates Come Thou Almighty King . . . Audience SOI'ipbuI'e Reading . . . Rev. L. G. Dawson The Heavens Resoundn - Beethoven . High School Chorus Prayer . . . . . . Rev. W. C. Corneilison Address, To Thine Ownself Be True . Rev. J. Z. Walker Our Great Lone Hills '- Sibelius . Boys Quartette Benediction ..... Rev. G. B. Oakes Recessionalg Marche Pontiiicalev - Gounod . Teresa Ferraro

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SENIDIQ CLASS DIQDDHECY A. D. 1951 Mr. Soles and l under employment of the government were taking census. We started from Salida and traveled eastward. The first incident of importance was seeing Duke Dailey and Miss Rahm, who had recently eloped, boarding a train for the coast. At Denver, we found William Beauregard wrestling for the heavy- weight championship of Colorado. Our friend Merlin was in charge of a large barber shop and recently patented his new cut the Stand By. Roy Martin was the eyebrow plucker. Across the street was none other than Betty Mulvaney, who was manicurist in the Daugherty Barber Shop. Walking nonchalantly along we spied joy Wolfe sitting in a truck, with Fryrear, a 250 pound man, doing all the heavier work. Mr. Soles was complaining of an earacheg so we entered a suite of offices, Dr. Disert, the new strong arm was diligently working over Lawrence Welch and upon investigation we found that Disert guaranteed Hair on the Chest in ten days or liberty. Mr. Soles' ear was fixed by Dr. Watters in a nearby office. We were terribly dry and entered a drug store. We were served with the luscious new champagne That's Wright Binns. We departed from Denver by air and were received by air hostess Cantrell. At Chicago we bought the latest paper which reported that Spider Mazzula had double crossed Mokey Stevens and had been put on the spot. We decided to have one last look at George and found Arthur Kerndt the best undertaker in Chicago. Later we learned that Kaess was a doctor, Kerndt the undertaker, Walker a florist, and Friant a casket manufacturer. Arthur told us several incidents. Dunlap and Everett were in charge of a nudist colony. Archie Costello was considered the best ball room dancer in the country. Frank Dawson was lingerie expert for women, Christina Ferraro was the newest Nightingale and dazzled Broadway with her lovely voiceg her husband Jimmie Potter had contracted pneumonia by taking Fifi, Christina's dog for airings. Mr. Soles couldn't bear missing a visit to the state pen, and what villainsg William Toliver was spending time for breach of promise, Mcjunkin and Williams locked up for borrowing huge sums of money from people and knocking a few down before they loaned it to them. Florence Smith was in for life for cruelty to her husband Armstrong. Warden Holman granted us great liberties. We entered a museum and found Louie Gabardi painting a picture The Lost Madona. F- W. Fogle had complete control of Woolworths and had snatched Marie Hockett as his fifth wife. Mr. Soles became nervous and I took him to a night club headed by Guy Post. Wilhelmina Kuhn featured in a fan dance and Chenowith, Vera Everett, Nellie Logan, and Helen Sandberg were four contortionistic dancers. Later Nina Massard took the stand as the Lonesome Cowgirl and stupified us with her crooning songs. Suddenly everything was silent as Paullohnson, who after getting controling interest in gas had become President of the Standard Oil Company, en- tered and was shown to his private booth. Elurde Bovee was boosting an intox- icated man out. Mr. Soles purchased the Evening Tatler, edited by Maryellen Patano, which contained all the scandal. While we were enjoyed cigars, Ralph Haley, the movie magnate, was broadcasting from Hollywood and related several amazing things. Dorothy Hyatt was the best find since Mae West. Roger Purcell

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CLAII DAY DIQDGIQAM Dance ofthe Violets: jean Stone, Marguerite Gray, Vera Everett, Florence Smith, Margaret Veo, Lucille Lulcezech, Beulah Purcell, Ruth Emehiser. Comic Song: William McNamara, Roy Martin, Louie Gahardi. 3 Minstrel: Interlocutor . . . James Potter Endmen--- Merlin Arduini, George Williams, Murl Mcjunkin, Roger Purcell, Ralph Haley, Fred Disert, Kenneth Watters, Alphonse Ruh- kamp. Chorus-U Stone, Purcell, Everett, Veo, Massard, Glenn, Sandberg, Rout, Logan, Klarenhach, Emehiser, Davis, Post, Spino. Solo--- Milton Myers. Tap Dance-H leraldine Mullins. Olio--- Armstrong, Barnhill, Post, Bovee. Merry Widow Chorus MacPhail, Everett, Wright, Hyatt, Patano, Rogers, Cantrell, H. Johnson R. johnson, Hockett, Ferretti, Glenn. Rye Waltz-0 Fred Fogle, Betty Mulvaney. Mixed Quartette: MacPhail, Ferraro, Dawson, Myers. Sylvia - UI Love a Little Cottage HAH! Sweet Mystery of Life Lieberstraum: Chorus MacPhail, Patano, Everett, Wright, Ferretti, Rogers, Hyatt, H. Johnson, Smith. Sextette: Little Dutch Mill - Old Mill Stream Davie, MacPhail, Beauregard, Mazzula, Dailey, Ferraro. Solo: 'SUn Chi Bella Di - Madame Butterfly Christina Ferraro. Chorus-H Post, Spino,'Purcell, Mulvaney, Johnson, Veo, Everett.