Salida High School - Resume Yearbook (Salida, CO)

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To David Walker, the boy with fairy feet We leave Clarence Sydenham's stomp in hall or street. Nellie and Lucille Robbins will their smiles and chewing gum To Alice Bondurant to wear and chew evermore. Eleanor Rupp wills her French talk To anyone that is willing to mock. My ability to talk, a great little gift I bequeath to Hilga, says Lois Swift. Paul Vaughn and Edna Mullins quiet and shy Leave these traits to Louie and Guy. Dorothy Davis so they say Wills her size to Jennie Lee Gray. To Jimmie Potter said Bernice Ralston 'I would like to leave a little Austin.' Douglas Corlett our musician so good Is leaving his Clarinet to George Wood. Ernest Phillips known to all Wills to Bobbie Scudder his football suit to use next fall. Leonard Skipton wills his place in bookkeeping To Thelma Nease for good keeping. galore Freida Ashinofsky and Evelyn Rogers will their ability to write shorthand to Mary McDonald hoping that she will become the best stenographer in all the land Annice Barnhill and Frances Snell will their ability to whisper To Katheleen Nease. I am sure it will help her. Edna Beauregard and Alma Starbuck will their boisterous way To Maxine McClure. May she use it everyday. My Economics book says Iva Beck I will to Ralph Turano. His is a wreck. Emma Helene Burnett wills her boy friend with the southern drawl To the tall, sedate Iris McCall. Grace Cooley and Margaret Sappington will to Wilma Olson Their affection for Emory Leason. Mabel Elliot will sell her place as a Tenderfoot reporter To Phylis Smith for not more than a quarter. Emma Fryrear wills her stature to Gertrude Guyton May no one match her. Agatha, says Ada jane lngledew I bequeath my love of geometry to you. Our ability to play the piano says Margaret Pringle and Geo. We leave to Virginia Shaw, a future Freshman. Dwight Dunlap and Alma Nance leave their sex appeal To Merle Mcjunkin the opposite sex to steal. Charles Gustafson and Helen Read will their beautiful blush To Mary Ellen Patano. Mary Ellen please don't rush, Merle Howard wills his ability to play base ball To Jack Mathews to use next fall. Curfman

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CLAII WILL We, the Seniors of '32 This our last will and testament give to you And being of sound memory and mind Since we must go and leave you all behind Do, hereby will and bequeath The articles you find beneath. Back to the teachers with interest plus We bequeath all the flunks they've given us. The Juniors who succeed to our dignified rank We bequeath them the troubles beneath which we sank We bequeath to the Sophomores, Juniors not yet, The beautiful ease with which we forget. A To the Sophomores to be, who are now as green as the grass We bequeath all the poise in which we surpass. Grace Whited and Jack Critchley bequeath their curly hair To Red Hyatt for him to wear. Arden Stanley and Mervin Aude tall, slim, and sedate Bequeath to Harlan Bovee their height and weight. Gerald Ratzlafi' and Harold Willoughby their educated toes To Malvern Wheeler for football you know. Lucille and Virginia their beauty and dates To anyone who stands and waits. Eunice Sneddon and james Welch bequeath their permanent wave To Marguerite Shewalter to help her save. Merya Mae's and Donelda's giggle you all know so well We will to Zita Ferretti who can use it swell. Art Hutchinson and Ellen Wood bequeath their ability to bluff To Lynn Huffman to use when the teachers get tough. Margie bequeaths all her gum Back to Wrigley's from whence it come. Billy King bequeaths to his old friend, jack The seat which is located away in the back. Marion West is magnanimous in bequeathing her fiddle To Dorothy Smith that she can play Hi, Didile, Di:l:lle. Myldred jones and Almeda Sydenham will their sunny disposition To anyone needing such an acquisition. Mildred Sandberg and Agnes Vigil graciously leave To Carolyn Wilson their manners that please. Bud Doveton wills his splendid car To anyone who has to come far. Robert Hightower and Roberta Robbins their studious ways Are bequeathed to jackie Woodward, his grades to raise.

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Joe Kiley wills his love of the ladies so fair To Marvin Thompson. We are sure he won't care. Frank Underwood will sell his Montgomery Ward mustache To Fred Disert if he will pay cash. My trustworthy old pipe says Richard Law I leave to Frank Usnick, Please don't tell his ma. Emory Leason wills his ability to play a clarinet To Earl Fryrear so that with Roger Aude he may play a duet. julian Luna wills his ability to keep books To Gladys Wilkinson because she has the looks. Bill O'Brien leaves his place in the drug store To George Williams to keep forevermore. Edward O'Connell and Alda Read will their dramatic career To joe McKenna. Make good use of it, old dear. Lloyd Shonyo wills his Ford car To Oren Boling if he won't drive too far. Waldo Spencer wills his interest in the mining of gold To jerry Millard, so we are told. Charles Turano and Frances Kuhn will their dark curly hair To Mary Nichols so small and fair. Otha Eggleston wills his shoes so small To Henry Sandusky to wear when he goes to call. CLASS DIQDDHECY One evening as we sat gazing at the flames in the fire-place, we noticed one of the flames burst forth and a little old man stood before us. Come with me into the land of the future, he said. We readily agreed to this enticing invitation for adventure. Much to our surprise, who should we see but Marion West and Charles Gustafson marching up the aisle of the church, to the strains of the Vfedding March. George Rout was to tie the knot for the happy couple, in the Little Church Around the Corner. Lloyd Shonyo was seated at the organ playing the sweet strains of the Sappington Wedding March, composed by the famous musician, Margaret Sappington, one of our old Classmates. We left this loving scene and passed a large crowd coming out of another church. Thinking it might be another wedding, we made our way through the crowd. Much to our grief we found that it was the funeral of the one and only Scientist, Douglas Corlett. He had experimented too much with Listerine. Will- oughby Undertaking Parlors were in charge. The funeral was too sad so we pro- ceeded on our way to the home of Alma Nance Williams - Dunlap - Kiley, thrice married and twice divorced. She was happy with her latest catch, as Joe had be- come rich on Wall Street. We decided to visit Harvard, and who should we find but our old friend, Clarence Sydenham, who was instuctor of English. Clarence told us that he and Berniece Ralston had been married for three years, and that Berniece was at home