Salida High School - Resume Yearbook (Salida, CO)

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Agapita Fernandez has become the S. H. S. Spanish teacher and is doing very well at it. Guy Edmondson, under the management of joe Shirk, has become the world's heavy weight champion boxer. There is no one at this time that will dare to get in the ring with him. Florence Bratton was next in line. She has become the stenographer of the world's best known surgeon. Harold Wilson came next, clothed in silks and broadcloths. He, the inventor and experimenter of our class has made his fortune by developing a seedless watermelon, Marian Protzman came next. She is the proprietor of the largest bak- ery in New York ll Protzman's Pies are known the East over. Junaita Nigro, the shy and modest, has become a house wife and now resides in Salida. Thelma Whitmore is a valuable asset to the New York Times. At present she is only a reporter but soon she will be advancel. Lavina Dickman, as we all suspected, has become Mrs. L. Shirk and re- sides in Denver. Ruby Rumsey, the literary editor of the Le Resume staff, has become the world's foremost author. Margaret Merten has found her place in life in a kindergraten in Chi- cago, Illinois. Elna Gang and Delores Heister have organized a girls' school in Hong Kong, China. Haggard. was Anna Covey. She has become a missionary to China. l-larry Hulse has taken up his father's profession and has become at high official in the Union Pacific railroad. Louise Ramey has become an opera star and is pleasing thousands with her voice. Gladys Skipton, the head of the picture section of our annual, has be- come picture editor of a certain large magazine. Grace King, the debator of our class, has become the debate coach in the Colorado Woman's College. Pearl Robbins is the proprietor of a lar-ge beauty parlor in Los Angeles, California. Merlin Hubbard is the foremost farm expert in the world and is very much in demand. - Mildred Davidson has become the wife of a certain doctor and is help- ing him very much in his profession. Luella Montgomery is the head of a large transfer company. She was transferred from place to place so much in school that it entered her heat' to form a transfer company. She is making a big success of it too.

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY One evening as Arthur Garrelts and I were sitting by our campfire in Central Africa our talk drifted back to the old Salida High School days. I wonder what has happened to all the old class of l924, he said to me. So do I, I replied. Suddenly, as if in answer to our question, a small elf appeared before us. You want to learn what has happened to your old class, I believe, he said. Yes, we both replied, in the same breath. , He waved his hands and a column appeared before us. We looked and saw that it was our old class of '24, ' Norman Parker headed the procession. He, the brightest in our class, by use of his brains has become the president of the land. Cecil and Laura came next. They, of course, are married and are lifing very happily. Next came Joe Stewart, Charles Savage. John Mohrman, and Wallace Cole. They have formed a druggists' syndicate, and own a chain of stores that stretches across the United States. Mary Jensen came next. She owns a large modiste's shop in New York City and is an authority on fashions. Margaret Sandberg was the nert in line. She has not become Mrs. Lang, but is a teacher in the Pennsylvania State Woman's College, the largest of its kind in the world. Frances Mahar, the High School Y. W. C. A. worker, has become the federal president of that organization. Elaine Miller was next. She has become history and civics teacher in Salida High School, which has become one of the largest high schools in the state. Stuart Smith looked worn. He has become the head football coach in Yale University, and turns out a team each year that wins the U. S. cham- pionship. Ida Miller has become the editor and manager of the Salida Daily Times. She, with the most able assistance of Emile Cole as business and circulation manager, has built up a very large paper. Both Ida and Emile have made their fortunes in this paper. Margaret Morris followed this pair. She has become the highest paid and the best known pianist on the Lyceum stage. Maxine and ,Phyllis Goddard came next, each at the side of a man- Here the line became misty and we could not see who the lucky men were. . jim Dilley, our high school baseball star, has become a professional player and is the manager and biggest drawing card of the New York Giants.

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And Arthur Garrelts and I? WVhy we are head of a U. S. Government civil engineering project in Central Africa. What! You think I was dreaming? Then wait until 1944 and see. -Forde, '24. Senior, in English examination,-During the moral period of the drama the devil and vices served as refreshments. Miss McKenzie Qthinking of William of Orangel- William, William- Harry Hulse- William, the Orange. Art Garrelts- I was talking to your girl yesterday. Kermit Kelly- Are you sure you were doing the talking? Art- Yes, Kermit- Then it wasn't my girl. She- Can you drive with one hand? He- just watch me- She- VVell, pick up my handkerchief from the floor. Dr. Curfman- What you need is something to nourish your brain. I advise you to eat fish. Dr. C.- What kind of 6sh? Dr. C.- Oh, with your brain, l woud start with a couple of whales. Dorothy .-X.- This picture is awful. It is no likeness. I look like a woman of sixty- Q Mr. Hay- Pardon me, but that is not your portrait. That' is a mirror. Carl M.- Did you see where a fellow went thirty-five days without a hath?' joe S.- Noi I never read dirty stories. FROM THE EXAMS The plural of spouse is spice. The law allowing only one wife is monotony. Eclipse is when you forget to kiss. Artificial perspiration is the way to malfe a person alive when they were only just dead. A buttress is the wife of a hutler. A verb is a word which is used in order to make an exertion. A schoolmaster is called a pedigree. The heart is located on the west side of the body. ' V Nicotine is so deadly a poison that a drop on a dog's tail would kill a man. Gender shows whether a man is feminine, masculine or neuter. Four out of every one hundred men are color blind and one of them is a woman. A LATE PRESIDENTS FAVORITE LIMERICK For beauty I am not a star There are others more handsome hy farg My face, I don't mind it For I am behind it, It's the people in front that I jar.