Salem State University - Clipper Yearbook

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'Tha Tear 7500! 1933 9. Mr. Phillips H an outline of ultra-modern proyects for use in Junior Business Training. 10, Miss RobertsG the regulation of our heating system so that it will not compete with the seniors during ti Parliamentary Law class. Fizom otnz cinxsssiixriis: Ruth Arthur leaves her guileless expression 'to be used only in classj She also leaves her ability as an ellicient salesgirl to the freshmen for their future work. Rose Boyjian, because of her modest nature, will leave only her ability as an entertainer, this aforesaid ability to be used in all future productions. Alice Cadigan bequeaths her unfailing repartee and ready wit to any under classman who claims Springfield as her home town. Lillian Caldwell will confer her keen sense of humor to anyone who can prove his ability to get by with as little work as she did at S. T. C. Beatrice Christopherson bequeaths her poise and demureness, and the efhcient manner which she possesses for filling oiiices. Alice Despotopulos leaves a calm, even disposition to a person capable of mem- orizing to the same extent as can Alice. Miriam Dillon leaves her worthy attributes of efhciency, loyalty, and capability to a successor, if one can be found. Mildred Donnellan will impart her secret formula Cfor squeezing dimes from her classmatesD to the government, in return for a teaching position in Medford. Dorothy Freeman will gratefully leave her copious notes in sociology to the person who will lend her an unloseable pencil. Margaret Gates abdicates as queen of sports to any girl who can cover the gym territory as quickly as she. Also-to any teacher, a proof that she and Miss Gray are not each other. Beatrice Gray bequeaths her spontaneous enthusiasm, flashing smile, and spark- ling wit to the one who can adapt herself to our classroom chairs comfortably, as she has done. Gertrude Hansen will be glad to confer her histrionic ability upon the student who can cause as many inflections in her voice as Gert does. To Gert's talents may we add the power to convince any judge that her law is law. Elsa Henchel would rather not leave her accomplishment of wearing out gym clothes by falling on the ball. She would, however, generously bequeath her in- fectious laughter and unfailing good nature. Genevieve Hillman leaves a number of things- school-girl complexion, a model giggle, her cursory remarks, occasional sophistication, etc. Step right up juniors, take your pick, but take it carefully. Charles Kaner would like to bequeath his honorary title of the Only Man in the Commercial Senior Class, but being very considerate, will take the appellation 26

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I 033 S. T. I 2 'l'llli t'tJNlhlliRt' WANT ADS S. l'.l'. l'onunerci:tl grxtcluzite, not teaching lieciiuse of the depression, wishes to take in sewing or will go to your home. llzis had many years of experi ence in this line. .Xpply to lJo'i' l nicm1xx, Ilan' cock Street, Salem. References furnished. W.XN'l'lCl.l: Modern Greek books or letters to trzlnslztte. Will do college stutlt-nt's homework. .Km college graduate 1035. References and experi- ence good. Phone flinton, Massachusetts Z045XY, .Xi ici-1 IJI:st'o'1'oi't'I.4is. SPECIAL SALES AND NOTICE. There will he an auction sale of the personal effects of Miss C.xI1ILI.Ic RILEY, who is about to l.XI. t'l.Il'l'l-IR alrztntlon her former riolutis life. .Xinong the collet' tion are brass earrings, tin earrings, sundry ezirrings. :intl t'1ll'l'lIlLfw. 'l'he sale is expected to net Nliss Riley Sllllll,llllll.llll,Ull. .X shower towel c'1llt-tl the llIcx'l'i:1t'i3 tiitxyu i- now on the market. lt will lie ol special interest to college students :incl other rnotlt-st people. Miss tirziy received her inspiration while attending S.'l'.C,, :intl she is now giving the public the henetit of her experif ence. Today :tt I ilchrist's a special offer is being made of CH.XRI.Il'I K.XNl'IR liniment and exercises. This linif ment is guaranteed to rerluce you at the rate of one pound a day. See il picture of 'Miz Kant-r as he wats, and see him as he is today. You will inunetliately purchase ten bottles. Qllass will LAST NYILL AND TESTAMENT or THI5 COMMERCIAL SENIOR CLASSI After surviving four years of storm and stress during which time our endeavors have at last enabled us to reach the pinnacle of venerable seniority, We, the Com- mercial Seniors of the Salem Teachers College, being in a state of solemnity due to the impending term of training and sound in health due to our strenuous activities both mental and physical, do declare this to be our last will and testament and do bequeath the following: To our faculty: 1. Dr. Pitmanfour profound respect and deepest appreciation for his in- formal talks in many of our classes. 2. Mr. Sproul-our gracious thanks for a most cultural and extensive course of study combined in one period, also three full front rows in chapel everv morning. 3. Miss Badger-typewriters of one standard make so that notebooks from the seniors will not be necessary. 4. Miss Cruttenden-an infallible system for checking the use of her books so that their uncanny disappearances will be reduced. 5. Mr. Donervthe rare privilege of exhibiting our masterpieces done in Old English. 6. Miss Edwards-bigger, better, and cleaner board space for her use in teaching shorthand methods to the seniors. 7. Miss Gourville!a portfolio of excuses for avoiding showers after gym classes. 8. Miss Harris-window shades that will automatically adjust themselves with the path of the sun. 25

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1955 S. T. K with him. However, he does willingly leave his profound knowledge of accounting and linancial matters. lileanor Kass will impart her cultural background, but with the restriction that it be given to a person worthy of being enlightened. Louise McLaughlin leaves a lirst-aid kit for use in gym classes, also a conscien- tious spirit which we hope the underclassmen will acquire by the time they become seniors. Beatrice Mamber, the mighty atom, bequeaths her managerial ability for making successful l.ng.r, parties, etc. Also her subtle manner of announcing her presence. Camille Riley, running close second to Bea as the mighty atom, endows us with her booklet, How I Got My Schoolgirl Complexion. Testimonials on our candy counter will also be gladly given to those students who understand Parlia- mentary Law as well as she. Eleanor Sargent, our encyclopedia of current mischief, cannot leave this know- ledge as its utility diminishes with age. She will leave her knowledge of business practice. Mildred Slobodokin imparts to the Juniors her stock of original, unanswerable questions in sociology. Many is the time she saved the day with her ingenious con- undrum, for which we offer thanks. Mildred would like to leave her individuality, but it cannot be endowedgutrue individuality cannot be copied. Marion Simpson regrets that she cannot impart some of her versatility and wisdom, but she will generously suggest her secret process for the development of the cerebellum with regard to its fecundity as a storehouse of original projects. Evelyn Tourville leaves with the hope that longer and more frequent vacations will be given for students who have outside interests. She also bequeaths her skill in shorthand and typewriting to incoming freshmen. To THE COMMERCIAL JUNIOR CLAssMEN: The precedent which we have set before themeour lofty ideals and high stand- ards-and our wishes that they succeed as well as we have and with as little effort. In testimony whereof, we hereunto set our hand and seal this 10th day of March in the Year of Our Lord one thousand nine hundred and thirty-three. G. L. HILLMAN, Executor W'ITNEssEs: Berglund Salisbury Monroe McKinsey 27