Salem State University - Clipper Yearbook

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I 033 S. T. I 2 'l'llli t'tJNlhlliRt' WANT ADS S. l'.l'. l'onunerci:tl grxtcluzite, not teaching lieciiuse of the depression, wishes to take in sewing or will go to your home. llzis had many years of experi ence in this line. .Xpply to lJo'i' l nicm1xx, Ilan' cock Street, Salem. References furnished. W.XN'l'lCl.l: Modern Greek books or letters to trzlnslztte. Will do college stutlt-nt's homework. .Km college graduate 1035. References and experi- ence good. Phone flinton, Massachusetts Z045XY, .Xi ici-1 IJI:st'o'1'oi't'I.4is. SPECIAL SALES AND NOTICE. There will he an auction sale of the personal effects of Miss C.xI1ILI.Ic RILEY, who is about to l.XI. t'l.Il'l'l-IR alrztntlon her former riolutis life. .Xinong the collet' tion are brass earrings, tin earrings, sundry ezirrings. :intl t'1ll'l'lIlLfw. 'l'he sale is expected to net Nliss Riley Sllllll,llllll.llll,Ull. .X shower towel c'1llt-tl the llIcx'l'i:1t'i3 tiitxyu i- now on the market. lt will lie ol special interest to college students :incl other rnotlt-st people. Miss tirziy received her inspiration while attending S.'l'.C,, :intl she is now giving the public the henetit of her experif ence. Today :tt I ilchrist's a special offer is being made of CH.XRI.Il'I K.XNl'IR liniment and exercises. This linif ment is guaranteed to rerluce you at the rate of one pound a day. See il picture of 'Miz Kant-r as he wats, and see him as he is today. You will inunetliately purchase ten bottles. Qllass will LAST NYILL AND TESTAMENT or THI5 COMMERCIAL SENIOR CLASSI After surviving four years of storm and stress during which time our endeavors have at last enabled us to reach the pinnacle of venerable seniority, We, the Com- mercial Seniors of the Salem Teachers College, being in a state of solemnity due to the impending term of training and sound in health due to our strenuous activities both mental and physical, do declare this to be our last will and testament and do bequeath the following: To our faculty: 1. Dr. Pitmanfour profound respect and deepest appreciation for his in- formal talks in many of our classes. 2. Mr. Sproul-our gracious thanks for a most cultural and extensive course of study combined in one period, also three full front rows in chapel everv morning. 3. Miss Badger-typewriters of one standard make so that notebooks from the seniors will not be necessary. 4. Miss Cruttenden-an infallible system for checking the use of her books so that their uncanny disappearances will be reduced. 5. Mr. Donervthe rare privilege of exhibiting our masterpieces done in Old English. 6. Miss Edwards-bigger, better, and cleaner board space for her use in teaching shorthand methods to the seniors. 7. Miss Gourville!a portfolio of excuses for avoiding showers after gym classes. 8. Miss Harris-window shades that will automatically adjust themselves with the path of the sun. 25

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The Tear 7500! I 955 E MMERCIAL LIPPER X111 1 XII N1'y1111.1t ll ll'Nli, 193.4 t'oy1x11 N11 Xll X. 1' l'llJll'l11N SOCIETY NEWS ,Xn informal outdoor luncheon took place at Miss l,ll.l,lXN C1x1.1111'1f.1.11's home on Saturday morning. .Xmong the guests were eight pigeons to whom Bliss Caldwell, the well-known charity worker, threw a piece of her cinnamon bun. every time she took 1: bite. 'l'he Ladies' .Xid Society of Newburyport gave an entertainment in the vestry of the l'resbyterian church. Miss Rosa Bovlux was the hit of the evening. She did several novelty numbers, a Scarf llance attracting the most attention. Miss lC1.EANoR KAss arrived today to correct the tinal examination papers at the University of B. She has done this work for the past ten years and thus far no one has succeeded in graduating from the school. Miss BEATR1c1Q DIAMBICR recently attended the National Convention of Newspaper Editors, held in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Her paper was awarded tirst prize for its excellent tabloid section. Her ability was first displayed lavishly at her Alma Mater, S,'l'.C. .X lecture was given at Salem State Teachers College today by Miss BIIRIAM DI1.LoN, a graduate of that institution in 1933. The lecture was made possible by the Dodd Fund. Miss Dillon told of her trip to California in 1931. TOWN NEWS Orange, Massachusetts A girl has recently been born to Mr. and Mrs. Leopold Cleone. Mrs. Cleone is the former MISS M.-xRo.xRET GA'l'lCS, a graduate of S.T.C. This is her seventh child, and will be named Albertina Leo- poldia. Mr. and Mrs. Cleone are to be congratulated in that all their children are gifted musically. It is hoped that the new baby will be an athlete, since the other children show no ability in this direction. Quincy, Massachusetts Miss LUCISIC AICLAUGHLIN is spending the week at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. McLaugh- lin of Quincy. The city is honored by her visit. After only ten years of research, she has invented a First Aid liit containing the new concentrated salve, iodine and mercurochrome, bandage, adhesive tape, splints, and scissors. These are to be sold in Quincy before they are distributed for sale throughout the United States. Ipswich, Massachusetts Miss RUTH ARTHUR is regaining her health in perfect isolation on her farm. She over-strained her affable disposition in an effort to secure a position. We are glad to report that no permanent damage has been done, and that she will be as good as new in :1 short time. Lowell, Massachusetts Miss ALICE C.-XDICAN is spending a short vacation at the home of her parents. Miss Cadigan has been giving a course of lectures on Discipline in the lil1lNsl'tNllll,H under the sponsorship of the llis traeted leachers League. Lawrence, Massachusetts Kl1ss Myiuox j. S1111-soy. in her laboratory, is st1Il tryin-1 to solve that momentous problem which has sth long puzzled mankind: Which came tirst. the hen or the egg? She has progressed to the point where she has decided that the Lame lluck should bear the responsibility. Ludlow, Massachusetts .Xfter teaching commercial subjects in high school for the average eight years, Miss l'lYlCI,YN Torie- 1 Il.l.l4. resigned, and for the past two years she has been in seclusion. Yesterday, her parents made known the fact that she has become one of the Con- tirmed Spinster Sisters, Greenfield, Massachusetts Due to her natural love for somebody elsels children, Miss l'lLSA HENc11EL has recently opened a school called IJIZR KINDI-:RGARTEN PCR BLTBHN, or Kindergarten for Boys. She intends to give these boys a good start on the way to becoming the kind of men this world and the women in it need. COMING ATTRACTIONS at Neighboring Theatres Curves Ahead, a new tragedy starring GER1 l'lANSEN, is causing a sensation at the Hill Billies Theatre in Everett. Rumor has it that Miss Hansen has left many broken hearts behind. It will be of interest to the many friends of BEA- TRICE CHR1sToPHERsoN, a demure and modest member of the Com'l Class of 1933 at S.T.C. that she is now playing Lady Macbeth in the legitimate drama. The play is now being presented by the New York players at the Little Theatre in Magnolia. Next week at the Metropolitan, at popular prices, Houdini's famous successor, ELEANOR SAR- GIENT, formerly of S.T.C., '33, will be presented. She is a marvel and we can guarantee you a fine en- tertainment. Advertising BIILDRED DONNELL.-XNlS Escorzr AGENCY Escorts furnished at moderate rates for formal and informal S,T.C. events. Conduct guaranteed. Morden 81 Jarsh present Miss GENEVIEVE HILLMAN AND Miss 1l'IILDRED SLOBODKIN, representatives of the Hichard, Rudnut Company. Miss Slobodkin will give henna rinses to black- haired people. guaranteed to leave streaks. Miss Hillman will show you how well-kept finger nails should look in red, black, green, and blue. MAKE voUR APPOINTMENTS EARLY!

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'Tha Tear 7500! 1933 9. Mr. Phillips H an outline of ultra-modern proyects for use in Junior Business Training. 10, Miss RobertsG the regulation of our heating system so that it will not compete with the seniors during ti Parliamentary Law class. Fizom otnz cinxsssiixriis: Ruth Arthur leaves her guileless expression 'to be used only in classj She also leaves her ability as an ellicient salesgirl to the freshmen for their future work. Rose Boyjian, because of her modest nature, will leave only her ability as an entertainer, this aforesaid ability to be used in all future productions. Alice Cadigan bequeaths her unfailing repartee and ready wit to any under classman who claims Springfield as her home town. Lillian Caldwell will confer her keen sense of humor to anyone who can prove his ability to get by with as little work as she did at S. T. C. Beatrice Christopherson bequeaths her poise and demureness, and the efhcient manner which she possesses for filling oiiices. Alice Despotopulos leaves a calm, even disposition to a person capable of mem- orizing to the same extent as can Alice. Miriam Dillon leaves her worthy attributes of efhciency, loyalty, and capability to a successor, if one can be found. Mildred Donnellan will impart her secret formula Cfor squeezing dimes from her classmatesD to the government, in return for a teaching position in Medford. Dorothy Freeman will gratefully leave her copious notes in sociology to the person who will lend her an unloseable pencil. Margaret Gates abdicates as queen of sports to any girl who can cover the gym territory as quickly as she. Also-to any teacher, a proof that she and Miss Gray are not each other. Beatrice Gray bequeaths her spontaneous enthusiasm, flashing smile, and spark- ling wit to the one who can adapt herself to our classroom chairs comfortably, as she has done. Gertrude Hansen will be glad to confer her histrionic ability upon the student who can cause as many inflections in her voice as Gert does. To Gert's talents may we add the power to convince any judge that her law is law. Elsa Henchel would rather not leave her accomplishment of wearing out gym clothes by falling on the ball. She would, however, generously bequeath her in- fectious laughter and unfailing good nature. Genevieve Hillman leaves a number of things- school-girl complexion, a model giggle, her cursory remarks, occasional sophistication, etc. Step right up juniors, take your pick, but take it carefully. Charles Kaner would like to bequeath his honorary title of the Only Man in the Commercial Senior Class, but being very considerate, will take the appellation 26