Salem State University - Clipper Yearbook

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Miss Goldsmith: Give me an example of taking a risk. Miss Cahoon: Coming into class without your lesson prepared. Mr. Arc-hibald,'after Miss Keene has sung an exercise while beating time vigorously with her pencil: Sing it again and omit the bass drum. Miss Giddings is so strict a vegetarian that she won't eat animal crackers. Heard in botany: Heat keeps the germs inactive, but when cooled down they are as bright and cheery as ever. Miss K: Turn up your coat collar if you're cold. Ruth: Will that keep my feet warm? Mr. Vinal: Now, Miss Chase, you may criticise the recitation. Miss Chase, drawling: Oh! it's very good, it's just like mine. Miss Martin: Miss Ellis, when the man has spent all the money which he needed for his living, what does he do next? b Miss Ellis, energetically: I should think he'd better go to work and earn 801118 IUOFC. Miss Titxromh, who has waded through a muddled recitation: Oh! dear, I can't think! I've just come up from the practice school. liow thc Juniors run their class meetings: one hundred nine votes, ninety-nine present. Give a sentence expressing a wish which is not fulfilled in the future. I wish I could get an A in English. ,fx -is -t 1 72 2 ff 'ii X . ,rg f r fi bar.-.ss sniff' , .' s- -1-J r -as ., art-5,x,, IH