Salem High School - Wolverine Yearbook (Salem, VA)

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T H E O R A C L E Miss Ewart- Joe, did you borrow my skeleton ? Mr. Cool-- This is nothing but a common sense -test. Charlotte- ML Cool, what is the answer to the fifth question? Mr. Cool- I don't have my book with me. Charlotte- I thought you said it was a common sense test. Miss Ewart-ulf you all don't behave better to-day than you did to-mor- row, I don't know what I am going to do with you. Vesta Deaton fafter having her teeth examined at school,- Father, I have detective feet. Tank Denit- Hey, boy, give me some paper. frlwhis to Mr. Cool, Tank thinking it was one of the members of the Class., What traits show a person to be truly American? Chewing gum. p Mr. Webb fcriticizing written work,- How do you spell 'publicly'? Hlchabod''- P-u-b-i-c-a-l-l-y. Mr. Webb- I suggest that you see how the dictionary spells it. ulchabodu fafter looking in a pocket edition,- Well, just as I thot, he can't spell it either, so he left it out. Wish I had. Miss Duncan treading paper?- Here's where a burglar escaped down a water pipe. Buzz Hall- He sure must of been thin. Brookie Harveycutter-- Billy, did you ever get pinched for going too fast? Billy Dillard-H No, but l've been slapped. Father fto I0-year old childj- What are you crying about? Child- Mama's got my skirt on l F932

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T H E O R A C L E Miss Derrick fafter a good scolding to Claude Perrowj- Claude, the next time I come in this room and pass by you I want to be able to see your wings. Claude-- I ain't no buzzardf' Miss Annie- Who is that making that noise? Hilda-- Me, Miss Annie- Well, what as 55 'lg Hilda- I'm just crazy. Ruffner treading an original descriptionl- Walking up the hill through the grove of trees, I suddenly burst into an open space. Hilda- Mr, Cool, look here just a minute. Mr. Cool- A,right, what do you want? Hilda- I just wanted to see the color of your eyes. Mr. Cool blushes, blushes and keeps on blushing. Discussing the theory that people live on the inside of the earth: Chan. - Well, I think that's a good theory. I feel safe, no danger of my falling oflf' Miss Butler- Ned, how do you say 'morning' in French ? Ned- Parlez-vous francais. Mr. Cool fspeaking to a bunch of girls eating peanuts,- A'right, this isn't a lunch room. Sarah Goodwin- No, it's a peanut gallery. Charlotte- Mr. Cool, may I sit on the back seat? Mr. Cool- Unk-uh, that's too far away. Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, If Cool don't get you Coon must. C922

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T H E O R A C L E I N D E. X O . PACE Advertisements .. 96-105 Agricultural Class . U U . 58 Appreciation ....... 70 Athletic Association . 72 Basket-Ball .......... 82 By-Laws of Senior Class . 39 Class Prophecy ....... 34 Class Will ......... 36 Coach Kibler .. 73 Dedication .. 2 Diary .... 86 Faculty 6 Football ......... 74 Football Line-Up ....... 76,78 Freshman Class History .... 55 Freshman Class Poem . . . 54 Freshman Class Rall . . . 52 Cirl Reserve Club . .. 66 Clee Club ....... 63 Graduating Class . lljl Greetings ........ 5 Hi-Y Club ........ ...... 6 8 Home Economics Class .......... 57 Horoscope of the Class of 1923 84,85 folzes .........,............. 90 junior Class History 45 funior Class Poem ... .... 44 funior Class Roll . . ........... 42 Lyceum, The ..... .... I ...... 6 2 Old S. H. S. .... ........ 8 Oracle Stag ........ 64 Senior Class History 32 Senior Class Poem . . . 40 Senior Roll ..........., , I0 Sophomore Class History . .. 50 Sophomore Class Poem .... 49 Sophomore Class Roll .... 46.48 Student Council ....... 60 Track ............. ...,.. 8 I Typewriting Class ............ 56 Who's Who in the Senior Class ...... 38 f94J