Salem High School - Quaker Yearbook (Salem, OH)

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Joe Bodo— Spivis” Princess theatre for mine.” Dramatics. Newton Stirling— Newt” Hold 'er Newt, she’s arearin’.” Football (3), (4); Captain (4). PROPHECY OF THE CLASS OF ’23 The queerest thing happened the other day. We were all sitting peacefully in our seats when something unusual occurred. All we seniors were having a special meeting in 206 when all of a sudden the room started to sink. Honest, it was the queerest feeling that anyone could ever have. They always said our high school was built on quick sand but very few people really believed it. We kept sinking and sinking until finally everything was dark and one of the boys, one of our bright ones, Paul Bartchy, I believe suggested that we open the door. We did and there stood a man dressed like a Plindu and he told us to follow him so we did, and we entered a queerly furnished room, and decided to ask him to gaze into the crystal to see what we were doomed to do. The man arranged us around the room and then proceeded: “I see the president of your class, Dick Roose, doing oratorical work. He was entirely against it in High School, but now he is allowed to talk and talk without someone telling him time is up. Loren Plerbert has joined the Knot Circus” and is the leading man as you all expected. Lera PI arris is Queen of Hearts at the Home for the Aged. Laura Ackelson is still the home loving creature you all knew her to be in your High School days. Helen Goodwin is washing dishes at the Ritz and thinks maybe she will someday be the manager. Harriet Triem is a soda jerker in Kalamazoo and is doing fine mixing work. I see Newt Sterling lias a fishing campaign going on and he is still leading although John Simonds and Emmer Ackelson are rapidly coming to the front. Louise Scullion is running a paper in Hong Kong; she has a joke column and riddles as the main part of her paper. Florence Hoff master writes articles for Woman Suffrage for her paper, and Lucy Hole writes book reviews when she isn’t giving swimming lessons. Rudolph Gunesch is a photographer and takes pictures of all the pretty girls at Canfield. Arleen Miller is a saleslady for a large Mail Order House resulting Kenneth Zeigler— Kenny” His Ford lias seen some service. Dramatics. Cheer Leader (4). page seventeen

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Mary Cosgrove— Irish” Lucille Gallagher—“Lucille” Grins—green sweater—good help. “That's what the book says.” Quaker (3). Dinamo—President (4). Dramatics. Walter Davis—“Davis” Rudolph Gunesch—“Ruddy” Mary Ellen’s ideal.” '‘°h 1 sec: 1 sec-’' Quaker (4). Track (4). Football (4). Cheer Leader (4). Blanche Kaiser—“Blanche” S wea L c r s—K n 1 c ker s—Ta ms. Quaker (4). Lloyd Loop—“ L. C.” “Let me touch you mister Dramatics. Quaker (4). Mike O'Keefe—“Battling Mike” Paul Schmid—“Square Board” “He can’t tell me nothin’.” Dramatics. page sixteen

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from her interest in catalogues during her youth. Clarence Schmid has risen in movie land, and Rudolph Valentino is now trying to keep up with him. Helen Bower is winning the Hearts of Men with those Baby Blue Eyes!” Morgan Formey is a Judge in the Supreme Court and Clare Davis is his understudy, Chris Roessler is the Champion football player of Hawaii, and Art Greenamyer is giving him a race. Mary Van Blaricom has erected an institution for the Foreigners coming into this country and has sent a bill to Congress to help the Chinese to get into this country. May Burcaw is leading the recreational work in the city of Salem, Erla Clay is arguing with the president because she doesn’t like the way he is running the government. May Hurray is finally the head nurse at the hospital at Albany. Lucille Gallagher is a style model; she has the proper swing down pat”. Raymond Parshall is janitor in the X. Y. Z., and hands out milk and things to eat to Kenny Zeigler whom you all thought wouldn’t be president. And I see the president is Paul Schmid. Some of the Senators are Lawrence Murphy and Mil- dred Cope, and Margaret Brewer, the latter being the best in filibustering The three vampires of your class are still practising; of course you remember who they were Evelyn Boyd, Mildred Sheehan, and Inez McCollough; and Shinny has just about won a fellow by the name of Jimmy”, You remember she said she would win a fellow by the name of Jimmy” or not have any. Esther Frederick is having a long trial about a love affair. She loves Walter O’Neil, and Theodore Gregg is suing her for breach of promise, Glen Walde is taking the part of a magpie in a play taking place near Franklin Square. He is still quite a talker, Lloyd Loop has given up Nellie and is now deeply in love with Esther Knepper although Canary” prefers a certain tree doctor and Nel- lie is now a nun. Most of us wouldn't know her. Bill Baker is head of the Militia. He can easily lead the people in the dark. Ruth Kent is taking the part of a man in her work at Holly- wood and is fooling the public. Gladys Shive is still in love with the class of ’22. Mary Ellen Groves is teaching civics in one of the Schools in Florida—you know why. She liked civics so well and and—??? Fred Zeigler is manager of Rosenstrawbaughs’ Main Clothing Store for Men. Lois O’Connel is still preaching to the girls to be nurses, but has not yet reached the position herself. Donald Wood is a cartoonist for the Salem Hi Crier which has just recently been started by Carey Schroy. Verna Bolen is doing the Dance of Tripping Waterfall” in the leading Grand Opera. Sticky” Wilkins is doing little odd jobs around and is widely known for his capers. Lie is posing as one of the men for the funny section of the Cleveland News, Harold Riley has invented a machine on the order of the Ford; it is called Riley” and has the same running apparatus. He can run it! Ray Schilling, I fear, is doomed to be an old maid resulting from the part she took in a play at school during her Senior year. Alma Whinnery is still having a wonderful time with her shorthand. She thinks when she gets the system down pat” she will help Cecilia Judge master it. Then they are going to start a school Push the Pencil”. Jennie Jensen is the wonderful hairdresser she started out to be; along with that she has a barber shop. Elizabeth Gibbons has her hair bobbed and is “going with three men at the same time.” Helen Van Kirk is touring the country telling people to go to page eighteen