Salem High School - Pines Yearbook (Morganton, NC)

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CLASS PROPH ECY Good afternoon lowly creatures of earth Thrs rs statron CRAZY comrng to you from Mars Today I brrng to you up to the mrnute news of the 1952 Senrors of Salem Hrgh School It has been ten long years srnce they came from earth to settle on thrs strange and wonderful land Frrst of all rn the freld of medrcrne there rs Dr Donald Wrllrams Dr Wrllrams has just moved rnto hrs 5000 room medrcal burldrn that was recently completed jaynes and Melton Constructron Company burlt the magnrfrcent burldrng Dr Wrllrams returned from earth two weeks ago He made the trrp there rn order to get more penrcrllrn People have colds here too Margaret Brrttarn and Helen Wrlsorr are two or hrs top nurses, rn.lu.s staff of over 2000 He also has 300 other doctors working under hrm Dwrght Clarke rs one of them The entrre school system here rs headed by Kenneth Wrllrams Mr Wrllrams has all the school rockets parnted purple That always has been hrs favorrte color Lours I'rsher rs the top professor on Mars He teaches the frrst grade rn the prrmary school Professor Frsher flunked two of hrs frrst graders last year because they mrsspelled supercalevangelrstrcespealadogrs on the frnal exam jack Mull rs the edrtor of The Mars Srlver Streak That rs the name of the newspaper here Barbara Duckworth Paulrrta Hawkrns and Emma jean Mull are the star reporters They always know everythrng about everythrng Jrmmy Carswell rs Chref of Polrce here Chref Carswell always has law and order There have only been four krllrngs and three rohberres so far today Thrs report shows that he has thrngs under control Greta Clark and Julra Parker are geftrnz along frne wrth therr detectrve agency Therr one brj, job rs to frnd out why angle one equals angle two They ve been workrng on rt for the jrmmy Rader rs frnally dorng what he has always dreamed of He leans on lamp post jrm says not everyone can do that because there arent enough lamp posts There rs great news today rn the freld of scrence Anne Hoke arded by her ab'e ass stant Ernstern has just drscovered a wonderful element called water They tell me you can drrnk the stuff Betty jo Brrrtarn rs spendrng most of her trme wrrtrng poetry Irs not as mellow as Longfellow but strll IIS poetry She and joan Denton have an apartment together Joan rs chorr drrector rn the Baptrst Church In the theater world Helen Mooney rs maltrne news She just srgned a frfyyear contract wrth M G M fMars Grves Mast rprecesj Studros Helen rs a great comedrenne She has sued Jerry Lewrs for stealrng her jokes Leon Shuprne rs Mrss Mooney s attorney Margaret Evans rs lrvrng luxurrously these days and theres no wonder She rs collectrng alrmony from three former husbands and the present one owns srx uranrum mrnes Yes Margaret rs strll the lover she was durrnc her hrch school days Nrna Denton has recently won fame for covnoosrnj. and playrn The Unstarted Symphony Other personalrtres rn the world of musrc are Annre Sue Lane and Grace Earley Blllb' 100 Hdvllslfli 15 hdHf1L. 0 Spend some trme rn bed He rs recuperatrnr., from rnjurres that occurred when he trred to jump twclwe sky rockets rn hrs jet propclred auto And now for a word from our sponsor 1 ' ' . . . .a - . , r ' - , - F, W- Y 1- ', Q - , .- -. ' , , l S ' 1' I . y . . . . . 7 . . . . . , , . ' Y .Y . - . K A ' . , . . past five years. r. . . , . . . ,' ' X . I. . A . . ' . 7 .7 v ' X Q h' Y V ' I: -' A y.. ' '1 vt, , Y. K ' ' ' ' lt A A

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Bracketts fxsh Market IS offermg today only a spec alty on flsh fifty cents a poancl nf he h s them and twenty frye cents rf he doesnt hate them Mr Brackett has all knnds ef fxsh Salt shake cod lxyer otl shark shook shook n Dont de ay' Buy fxsh today at Bracketts Fxsh Market And nov. back to the news of the 1952 Semors of Salem Hugh School Maxme Dalc Pl'CSlLlCl lI of the Hunt Peck and Cuss Fypevyrlter Comnany has just complctcd her latcst book How to 'lype ln 9929 5 9 Easy Lessons joan Brown operates a molcl agency Sorre of the gxrls who model for her are Barbara Buff Durlcne Clontz Mary V Propst and Betty Patton The brrls arc lovely thcy re engaged Thcy use scrub and lne Darlene Mace Smlth and Ruth Wnlllams Spurlnna are kept yery busy these days They have a day nursery school They should be ycry wcll tralned for the ,ob Each jblfl has s1x lrttle darlings of her own Irene Smxth the glamorous dress ulCSlgl lCl' has yust come up wnth a new creatxon It s Mass Smxshs deslbns Co owncrs of thc Style Shoppe ar joan Carswell and Eltzabeth Barley Howard Duckworth has gamed great fame as an artlst The Museum of Fme Fmer and Fmest Arts recently added another of hts pa ntlngs to lts Qallerles At the unverlxng such notables as Ella Mae Caraway Rebecca johnson and Mattxe Smlth were present Rlchard Brxttam returned from the moon yesterday Rlchard often makes trrps there to get moonshme for hrs A B C Store Hts ht vtst competltlon ns The Stroup Brothers Drug Store owned by james and Carmxe Stroupe They sell coca colas Rebecca jean Garrxson moved mto her new home last week It rs very marsdern There are no wmdows at all and the roof IS made of glass R V Bradshaw the great archttect drew the plan for the house He IS now vyorkmg on a plan for a doghouse that jean can keep her husband rn The Presxdcnt of Mars Nelda Perry has Just made a law saylng that rt IS now illegal to pound a penny mto the shape of a nxckel Ill bet you people on earth wnsh lf was an rllenal offense for Harry Truman to make a dollar look lrke th1rty seyen cents Dons jean Garrxson rs Presldent Perrys very capable advlser The latest mvennon called to our attentlon IS plastlc chewmg gum lt rs sand to come nn srx dellcxous flavors uramum plutentum neptumum polomum sassafras and raspberry Of course the mventer rs none other than Altce Walker Sorry that wnntls up the news for now but I hope to be back soon brmgxng you more up tothe mxnute news of the 1957 Sensors Thls statlen owned and operated by Davld Poteet rs on the alr etzht days a week and forty elght hours a day Your announcer has been Mary Frances Crawley Thrs rs statlon CRAZY srgnmg off 9 a ' . Y, 'Q v I . 1 ' l A X v Y Y Y 3 ' Y s' ' ' ' X - V I1 'I H 1 Y V v l 9 A ll, . . 4 - ' U -Y I 'V , f v U . , , , . ' . tu f . l ' ' 2 v . , V V l H , A v' . , . v' 1 G , , . v - I V. v , A' ' I v' ' ' . y , ' , . A , ' ' . i called a Hdressless evening strap . At the Hlf-l'lIS-I0-A-T., Style Shoppe you can buy any of ' ' ' ' , - Q . V E Y ' ' I I I I ' . 7 U l . ' , , U l . . . . .2 4 . . -' . .. In l I ' ' ' Y ' Q 1 . Y . . , . . . . . . ' .Z . , . .. . , . y , u v y V, . . 1 . . . ' 1- . ' . ' l ,