Salem High School - Lyon Yearbook (Salem, IN)

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A-ls sw -wow' my UNEXPECTED Virginia Crim dull in Vergil Bertha Smith unable to play basket ball. Elva Morris not giggling Mr. Hughes wanting to make a speech Mary Hinids not talking Agriculture Helen Thixton homely Basket Ball boys unpopular High School empty of students at 4:10. Mr. Brooks not an Information Bureau. Salem High without meetings on Wednesday mornings. The halls clear when the bell rings Lloyd Markland not knowing every- thing not found in the text book. Edna Holsapple unattractive A Freshman not in trouble. Gather ye rosebuds while you may: Time brings much of sorrow, And the girls of today- May be old maids tomorrow. -Freshmen Boys. Of all sad words Of tongue and pen, The saddest are these: I've flunked again. Sittin' in the corner We have a lot of fung Y Throwin' rasers rounid about, Hittin' you with a bun, But when Shively comes around, XVl1y, then we want to run. Hilda S.: Lawrence, what are you looking for? Lawrence T. fat bookcasej: I'm hunt- ing for the Holy Grail. Miss Watson: What advantages did the North have over the South? urville: They had the women. WANTED1 To know w.hy girls wear ribbons a- round their heads! To know' why Jack Wilson never combs his hair! To know why Ruth Burrell is so short and Kenneth Barrett is so tall. To know why some people get all the school onlces! A comb that we could keep.-The Boys. A mirror in every desk so that we wouldn't have to run to the rest room to powder our noses-Us Girls. To know what happens behind the closed doors at the faculty meetings! To know why Hazel Link wears boots. SINGULAR, INDEED! Miss Wright: How many numbers do nouns have? Paul Ashley: I didn't count them. NOT UNUSUAL Delbert Bowers: When I was eating dinner last night the butter ran. Roscoe Vantlleavez That's nothing. Last night I went to the Athletic Asso- ciation Fair and saw a cake walk. ANSWERS ON EXAMS Copernicus invented the cornucopis. , Poise is the way a Dutchman says. boys. O HECK! There was a boy named Mack, Of luck he was in lack, His teacher sat down on a tack, Poor Mack then felt a smack. Miss Watson: What is the one animal in the world that supplies material for all of your clothes, such as hose, caps, overcoats, etc.? Mary B.: My dad. Oh, well, sighed the Old Oaken Bucket lPage ninety-twol

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L55 -LYON' QI SONGS OF S. I-I. S. I. Tune: Last Night on the Back Porch. I love her in Typewriting, I love her at the gameg I love her, yes, I love her, I love her just the same: I love her at the party, I love her in the hallg But after school in the assembly, I love her best of all. II. Tune: Comm' Thru the Rye. If a body meet a body, Coinin' frae the town- If a body meet a body, Need a body frown? --The Junior Girls U7 III. Songs of Maidens all Forlorn. 1. Tune: Robin Adair. What's this dull town to me? Basil Talfmafdge 's not near. Kenneth What made it so fine for me? Basil Talmadge was here Kenneth Where's all the joy and mirth That made this town a l1eav'n on earth? Oh, they're all fled with thee, Talniadge Thompson Basil Williams Kenneth Winslow Edna Holsapple Ruth Stewart Katherine Marshall Additional Stanza: What made the assembly shine? Mine and Bob's hairg What made the game so fine? Be-b-by was there. 7-Mary Hayes Chamberlain IV. Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean. My Billy is away at college, My Bi1ly's away at I. U. My Billy is away at college, Come back to me, Billy, 0 do! --Laura Mae Colglazier Miss Troth: What disease is caused by lack of vitamins in food? Gladys Caulblez Is that the disease kids have called rackets? -- I . T. Miss Troth: We should eat fruit peel- -ngs. Is that not so, Elva? Elva W.: Not banana peelings. Mrs. Phillips: Labrate flowers are dl- vided into two - lips. Name one, James. James BrownT A tulip. Charles Mull: Are you looking for The Story of a Bad Boy? Charles Rhetts: No, wliy? Charles lu.: I wouldn't read it if I were you. It couldn't give you any pointers. Mary Hayes Chamberlain: The man in the field was having trouble with his machinery-no, his plow. WHAT THEY ARE NOTED FOR Junior Class--Pretty, peppy girls. Al- so lor its good opinion of itself. Senior Class-General gayety twe al- ways thought Seniors were staid and dignified.J Basket Ball Girls- Raising the roof by shouts, squeals, and giggles in Lyon Hall and Dressing Room. Mr. Shively-That fiery eye and charming grin. Mr. Davis-That awful voice. Helen Shively--And her Sunshine Girls-P-E-P. l-larrison McBride-His mustache. Daisy Colglazier-Curls and laughs. A MISUNDERSTANIDING Hope Summers fstudying Vergillt Vicissim Luna premit. Reba Hopper fwho interrupts and says mockinglyjx We kiss' him, Lund Premit? You'd better put away that nonsense and study your Latin. LPage ninety-onel

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CALE D September-School opens with a bang! Again the Freshmen break all re- cords of membership. After the usual events of falling down the stairs and getting in the wrong class rooms, they settle down to the usual routine. We find another period has been added and therefore, classes take up at 8:00 A. M. The first Friday after school opens, the teachers entertained us with some contests, a play and last but not least. they served Heats. The dignified f?J Seniors are served first which makes t.hem feel very important. This enter- tainment has become an annual event and the students look forward to it with pleasure. The teachers enjoy their annual plc- nic at Muscatatuck-September 30. OCTOBER The Athletic Association is organized with a majority of student body joining: A. A. gives a Fair ,the proceeds going for new suits for the B. B. Boys. Oct. 23-Watch out! Mr. Shively warns some in assembly fifth period to be quiet-or to go out. Oct. 24-The school clock slipped cogs. backward, 44 minutes slow. Mr. Hutchison doctored it, though, and then it was correct. Oct. 26-Grade card day! All were happy. f?J. Oct. 30-Junior Piano Club party at the home of Reba Hopper . Oct. 31-Halloween! NOVEMB.ER Nov. lf-Pep meeting. Nov. 2-First basket ball game of the season. Corydon 26, Salem 30. Nov. 5-Annual staff meeting. Nov. 6-The Evangelists of the Chris- tian church gave us a very interesting program this morning. hov. 8-Firedrill. Beginning of the music memory contest. Nov. 9-Another victory. S. H. S. 25, Paoli 24. Nov. 19--Cub Stall' meets to make plans for publishing a. Thanksgiving edition. Nov. 20-Dr. Millis lectured on edu- cation and luxuries. Nov. 21-Miss Lewis moves Mark Ashley up front. Children just can't be- have. Nov. 22--We thought Salome was a Sophomore, but only Freshmen fall down steps. Don't you think that a joke? Nov. 23,-Robert Simpson had a case of dropsy so that he was unable to sit up in Geometry class. Nov. 26-History test on the Consti- tution of the U. S. Now Juniors and Seniors have a splendid chance to be President-some day. Nov. 27-Fire Bells ring! But only for drill. Nov. 29-Thanksgiving Vacation! Wonder if our superiors know how we all appreciate vacations? Mr. Brooks kindly informed the student body that we would not have to come to school on Friday after vacation for most likely we would be sick! lPa.ge ninety-threel