Salem High School - Lyon Yearbook (Salem, IN)

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L55 -LYON' QI SONGS OF S. I-I. S. I. Tune: Last Night on the Back Porch. I love her in Typewriting, I love her at the gameg I love her, yes, I love her, I love her just the same: I love her at the party, I love her in the hallg But after school in the assembly, I love her best of all. II. Tune: Comm' Thru the Rye. If a body meet a body, Coinin' frae the town- If a body meet a body, Need a body frown? --The Junior Girls U7 III. Songs of Maidens all Forlorn. 1. Tune: Robin Adair. What's this dull town to me? Basil Talfmafdge 's not near. Kenneth What made it so fine for me? Basil Talmadge was here Kenneth Where's all the joy and mirth That made this town a l1eav'n on earth? Oh, they're all fled with thee, Talniadge Thompson Basil Williams Kenneth Winslow Edna Holsapple Ruth Stewart Katherine Marshall Additional Stanza: What made the assembly shine? Mine and Bob's hairg What made the game so fine? Be-b-by was there. 7-Mary Hayes Chamberlain IV. Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean. My Billy is away at college, My Bi1ly's away at I. U. My Billy is away at college, Come back to me, Billy, 0 do! --Laura Mae Colglazier Miss Troth: What disease is caused by lack of vitamins in food? Gladys Caulblez Is that the disease kids have called rackets? -- I . T. Miss Troth: We should eat fruit peel- -ngs. Is that not so, Elva? Elva W.: Not banana peelings. Mrs. Phillips: Labrate flowers are dl- vided into two - lips. Name one, James. James BrownT A tulip. Charles Mull: Are you looking for The Story of a Bad Boy? Charles Rhetts: No, wliy? Charles lu.: I wouldn't read it if I were you. It couldn't give you any pointers. Mary Hayes Chamberlain: The man in the field was having trouble with his machinery-no, his plow. WHAT THEY ARE NOTED FOR Junior Class--Pretty, peppy girls. Al- so lor its good opinion of itself. Senior Class-General gayety twe al- ways thought Seniors were staid and dignified.J Basket Ball Girls- Raising the roof by shouts, squeals, and giggles in Lyon Hall and Dressing Room. Mr. Shively-That fiery eye and charming grin. Mr. Davis-That awful voice. Helen Shively--And her Sunshine Girls-P-E-P. l-larrison McBride-His mustache. Daisy Colglazier-Curls and laughs. A MISUNDERSTANIDING Hope Summers fstudying Vergillt Vicissim Luna premit. Reba Hopper fwho interrupts and says mockinglyjx We kiss' him, Lund Premit? You'd better put away that nonsense and study your Latin. LPage ninety-onel

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-A-In iw awov- Q5 Miss Watson to Gladys Brown: Can you tell me what nationality Moses was? Achoo, sneezed Gladys. Miss Watson: Correct. Mr. Hughes: Did you take a cold shower bath after basket ball practice? Roy Wilson: No, is one missing? Miss Watson: Where did Thomas Jefferson sign the Declaration of Inde- pendence? Mark Ashley: At the bottom. Miss Hester: Virginia, you may trans- late from caelo iheavenj to terram tearthl. Virginia Crim: That's impossible, is- n't it, Miss Hester? Mrs, Phillips: You may press the fruits along with the leaves if you wish. Freshman: vv'ill it be all right to press a persimmon? Arthur Parr: Miss Watson, what kind of animal is this? Miss Watson: A Dinosaur. Arthur tmisunderstandingj: You- don't-know-sir? Well, it is some kind of a distinct monster. Mr. Brooks: Liberty of action will have to be taken from the students. Gundon Denny: Give me liberty or give me death! Mr. Brooks: Who said tnat? 'Gundon : Patrick Henry. AN UNUSUAL PROCEEDING Miss Watson: Leroy, how did Wash- ington deliver his first message to Con- gress? Leroy Alberding: On horseback. Helen Thlxton fin libraryl: Harry, lPage are you looking for The Story of a Bad Boy? Harry Barrett: No, why should I be? Helen: I thought you might like to read of one so near kin. SUCH IMPUDENCE! Paul Morris: Sister, I think, if I was- n't here, Frank would kiss you. Isabel: Leave the room instantly, you bad boy. IT CAN'T BE DONE Miss Holtzman said in school one day Place your eyes on the blackboard, and hold them there, please. A SARCASTIC FRESIHMAN Kind Sophomore fto Freshie who has fallen down the stairslz Dear me, have you fallen down stairs? Freshie: Oh, no! I'm just sitting here resting. N0 WONDER Charlie Mull: How did you like Eng- lish today? Frank Ratts: Wonderfully! I went to sleep and wasn't wakened thru the whole period. WE YVOULD LIKE T0 HAVE HEARD MISS WATSON'S ANSWER Interested Sophomore: How long did the Hundred Year's War between Eng- land and France last? POOR FRECKLES Miss Lewis: Have you read Freck- les? Herman Baker: No, .mine are brown. MACARONIC VERSE Caesar in oile should boilite, For he makes my mind- to toilltep Caesar in the oile should lioilite. --A Caesar Student. ninetyl

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A-ls sw -wow' my UNEXPECTED Virginia Crim dull in Vergil Bertha Smith unable to play basket ball. Elva Morris not giggling Mr. Hughes wanting to make a speech Mary Hinids not talking Agriculture Helen Thixton homely Basket Ball boys unpopular High School empty of students at 4:10. Mr. Brooks not an Information Bureau. Salem High without meetings on Wednesday mornings. The halls clear when the bell rings Lloyd Markland not knowing every- thing not found in the text book. Edna Holsapple unattractive A Freshman not in trouble. Gather ye rosebuds while you may: Time brings much of sorrow, And the girls of today- May be old maids tomorrow. -Freshmen Boys. Of all sad words Of tongue and pen, The saddest are these: I've flunked again. Sittin' in the corner We have a lot of fung Y Throwin' rasers rounid about, Hittin' you with a bun, But when Shively comes around, XVl1y, then we want to run. Hilda S.: Lawrence, what are you looking for? Lawrence T. fat bookcasej: I'm hunt- ing for the Holy Grail. Miss Watson: What advantages did the North have over the South? urville: They had the women. WANTED1 To know w.hy girls wear ribbons a- round their heads! To know' why Jack Wilson never combs his hair! To know why Ruth Burrell is so short and Kenneth Barrett is so tall. To know why some people get all the school onlces! A comb that we could keep.-The Boys. A mirror in every desk so that we wouldn't have to run to the rest room to powder our noses-Us Girls. To know what happens behind the closed doors at the faculty meetings! To know why Hazel Link wears boots. SINGULAR, INDEED! Miss Wright: How many numbers do nouns have? Paul Ashley: I didn't count them. NOT UNUSUAL Delbert Bowers: When I was eating dinner last night the butter ran. Roscoe Vantlleavez That's nothing. Last night I went to the Athletic Asso- ciation Fair and saw a cake walk. ANSWERS ON EXAMS Copernicus invented the cornucopis. , Poise is the way a Dutchman says. boys. O HECK! There was a boy named Mack, Of luck he was in lack, His teacher sat down on a tack, Poor Mack then felt a smack. Miss Watson: What is the one animal in the world that supplies material for all of your clothes, such as hose, caps, overcoats, etc.? Mary B.: My dad. Oh, well, sighed the Old Oaken Bucket lPage ninety-twol