Salem High School - Lyon Yearbook (Salem, IN)

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'-fi-In la LYON' Nl A BATTLE CRY-DON'T GIVE UP THE FLAPPING! They say we shouldn't paint or powder: They say we shouldn't fllrt or shoutg That only makes us shout the louder, A grin is better than a pout. Although they keep on with their rap- ping, Yet still we'll say, lVe'll not give up the flapping! fSignedJ The Flappers fYou know usb A CYNIC, IT SEEMS Donovan Dennis: Say, have you seen that new Sophomore? Good looking, I'1l say. She has a beautiful head. Harold Banks: Yes, she has a pretty good looking head, but 'believe me, Dutch, there is nothing in it. BEHIND TIMES, LLOYD Miss Watson: Who is Hindenburg, Lloyd? Lloyd Markland: He is a leader in the Barbarian revolt. YVHY SHOULDN'T IT BE IMPORTANT Miss Watson: Why is 1907 import- ant? Daisy Colglazier fin a stage whisperj Why, that's the year I was born! WHY. OF COURSE ROBERT! Miss Watson: What happened in '1776? Robert Boggs: The Fourth of July. I SUSPECT IT IS, RATTSY! Edward Rhetts: Mrs. Phillips, did you say my neck was too long? IS THIS A FARMER? Mr. Shively: Name three breeds of hogs. Glenn Miller: Burdocks, durocs, and O. C. I's. B.Y THESE THINGS YE SHALL KNOW THEM: Bernice Baynes-Giggling. Edward Rhetts-Cutting up. Seniors- Look up to us. Juniors- We own the world. Sophomores- See the Green Fresh- ies! Freshmen- You can't tell us any- thing. Miss Lewis: Can anyone mention a. case of real friendship made famous by literature? Tennis Boling: Mutt and Jeff. Mark Ashley suggests that we print. these jokes on tissue paper so that Al-- len Alexander can see through them- Jim Tucker: Yes, father, I'm a big gun at school. Judge Tucker: Then why don't I hear better reports from you? BRIGHT BOY Paul Ashley: XV.hat made you go to sleep while I was making my speech? Robert Lee Peden: Well, you gave me the dope, didn't you? Dorothy Bell: Why was Jack taken out of the game? ' Mary Catherine P.: For holding. Dorothy Bell: Oh, isn't that just like Jack? ONE ON HIM Mr. Hughes fin office showing an ex- cuse slip to a group of teacvhersyt Say, which one of you writes B. M. instead of P. M. on these slips. I want to find the person who doesn't know any more than that. Miss Hester flocking at the slipl: Those are the initials of Bertha May- field, the librarian. lPage eighty-nlnel

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-A-In iw awov- Q5 Miss Watson to Gladys Brown: Can you tell me what nationality Moses was? Achoo, sneezed Gladys. Miss Watson: Correct. Mr. Hughes: Did you take a cold shower bath after basket ball practice? Roy Wilson: No, is one missing? Miss Watson: Where did Thomas Jefferson sign the Declaration of Inde- pendence? Mark Ashley: At the bottom. Miss Hester: Virginia, you may trans- late from caelo iheavenj to terram tearthl. Virginia Crim: That's impossible, is- n't it, Miss Hester? Mrs, Phillips: You may press the fruits along with the leaves if you wish. Freshman: vv'ill it be all right to press a persimmon? Arthur Parr: Miss Watson, what kind of animal is this? Miss Watson: A Dinosaur. Arthur tmisunderstandingj: You- don't-know-sir? Well, it is some kind of a distinct monster. Mr. Brooks: Liberty of action will have to be taken from the students. Gundon Denny: Give me liberty or give me death! Mr. Brooks: Who said tnat? 'Gundon : Patrick Henry. AN UNUSUAL PROCEEDING Miss Watson: Leroy, how did Wash- ington deliver his first message to Con- gress? Leroy Alberding: On horseback. Helen Thlxton fin libraryl: Harry, lPage are you looking for The Story of a Bad Boy? Harry Barrett: No, why should I be? Helen: I thought you might like to read of one so near kin. SUCH IMPUDENCE! Paul Morris: Sister, I think, if I was- n't here, Frank would kiss you. Isabel: Leave the room instantly, you bad boy. IT CAN'T BE DONE Miss Holtzman said in school one day Place your eyes on the blackboard, and hold them there, please. A SARCASTIC FRESIHMAN Kind Sophomore fto Freshie who has fallen down the stairslz Dear me, have you fallen down stairs? Freshie: Oh, no! I'm just sitting here resting. N0 WONDER Charlie Mull: How did you like Eng- lish today? Frank Ratts: Wonderfully! I went to sleep and wasn't wakened thru the whole period. WE YVOULD LIKE T0 HAVE HEARD MISS WATSON'S ANSWER Interested Sophomore: How long did the Hundred Year's War between Eng- land and France last? POOR FRECKLES Miss Lewis: Have you read Freck- les? Herman Baker: No, .mine are brown. MACARONIC VERSE Caesar in oile should boilite, For he makes my mind- to toilltep Caesar in the oile should lioilite. --A Caesar Student. ninetyl