Salem High School - Lyon Yearbook (Salem, IN)

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-Jokes- Freshman: What is a Zebra? Senior: A mule's convict brother. Brownie: Oh, Dad! I made a hundred in school today! Mr. B.: Fine son, what in? Brownie: 60 in Algebra and 40 in English. Mother: Lucille, did I hear Ralph kiss you last night when he left? Lucille: Yes, mother, but it was a- gainst my will. Mother: What was? Lucille: For you to hear lt. Mary had a little light It was well trained no doubt, For every time a fellow called The little light went out. i I'll beat you up, said the wife as she arose to get breakfast. T. My time has come, muttered the nervous Freshman as he walked down to the mail box, opened a package and pulled out a watch. Anybody: What do you expect to be when you get out of High School. Most Students: An old man. Dick: How did you manage to get .home so early last night? rlute: Oh, I had tough luck, I leaned against the door bell. Miss Purlee: This picture is not com- plete. Harry B.: Yes it is. Miss Purlee: Why you have drawn the horse but where is the wagon? Harry: Oh! I'n1 going to let the horse draw the wagon. There is always a profound stllIn'6ss around the High School exceii when Lebert Williams is cranking his Dollar watch. Harrison McBride says he went to the Fair with a dollar, got with a bunch ol' girls and came home with only ninety- five cents. Poor Mc! Hughes: This is the last time I'm go- ing to ask you to stop talking. Bernice B.: Thank goodness! I thought you'd never quit. Mr. Brooks: To your right is North, to your left is South, what is behind you? Tennis B.: A patch on my pants. I knew somebody'd see lt. Mark A.: How do you get such a nice complexion? Helen H.: I run five miles every morning. Mark: My! Do you live that far from a drug store? TEACHERS' DAILY UISCOVERIES GEOMETRY-James T.: Will two points always be in a straight line? LITERARY: What're ye here fer any- way if it ain't to git an education? ENGLISH,-Ernest W.: I came from the country schools and I know I'm just as smart as anybody else. HYGIENE: The American people eat too much consecrated food. ---it I couldn't read it, the writing wasn't illegible. ALGEBRA: I passed in everything except algebra ,and Miss Morris con- densed me in lt. BOTANY: Been on a trip and t-he palms of my feet are so tired. lQPage one hundred sevenjl

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