Salem High School - Lyon Yearbook (Salem, IN)

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-Jokes- Freshman: What is a Zebra? Senior: A mule's convict brother. Brownie: Oh, Dad! I made a hundred in school today! Mr. B.: Fine son, what in? Brownie: 60 in Algebra and 40 in English. Mother: Lucille, did I hear Ralph kiss you last night when he left? Lucille: Yes, mother, but it was a- gainst my will. Mother: What was? Lucille: For you to hear lt. Mary had a little light It was well trained no doubt, For every time a fellow called The little light went out. i I'll beat you up, said the wife as she arose to get breakfast. T. My time has come, muttered the nervous Freshman as he walked down to the mail box, opened a package and pulled out a watch. Anybody: What do you expect to be when you get out of High School. Most Students: An old man. Dick: How did you manage to get .home so early last night? rlute: Oh, I had tough luck, I leaned against the door bell. Miss Purlee: This picture is not com- plete. Harry B.: Yes it is. Miss Purlee: Why you have drawn the horse but where is the wagon? Harry: Oh! I'n1 going to let the horse draw the wagon. There is always a profound stllIn'6ss around the High School exceii when Lebert Williams is cranking his Dollar watch. Harrison McBride says he went to the Fair with a dollar, got with a bunch ol' girls and came home with only ninety- five cents. Poor Mc! Hughes: This is the last time I'm go- ing to ask you to stop talking. Bernice B.: Thank goodness! I thought you'd never quit. Mr. Brooks: To your right is North, to your left is South, what is behind you? Tennis B.: A patch on my pants. I knew somebody'd see lt. Mark A.: How do you get such a nice complexion? Helen H.: I run five miles every morning. Mark: My! Do you live that far from a drug store? TEACHERS' DAILY UISCOVERIES GEOMETRY-James T.: Will two points always be in a straight line? LITERARY: What're ye here fer any- way if it ain't to git an education? ENGLISH,-Ernest W.: I came from the country schools and I know I'm just as smart as anybody else. HYGIENE: The American people eat too much consecrated food. ---it I couldn't read it, the writing wasn't illegible. ALGEBRA: I passed in everything except algebra ,and Miss Morris con- densed me in lt. BOTANY: Been on a trip and t-he palms of my feet are so tired. lQPage one hundred sevenjl

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There are a lot of Wgood reas- ons why we should be proud of old Salem. but above -all we should prize her schools. There the lives and character of our boys and girls are molded in the way that they are to become the most proficiently qualified to meet the problems and responsi- bilities wherein their lifes suc- cess and the future of our coun- try must be determined. If our American ideals, tradi- tions and principles are to be maintained the youth of our country must be trained in such a way that every situation may be met in the most just and sci- entific manner. Every living human being lives for something or else some- thing keeps him living. It is the something that keeps life, action and intelligence in the body in which a fsoul is permitted to ex- ist that we 'are .vitally interested 1n. It is our constant aimlto have our store serve to the best of our knowledge that purpose which may bring the most in health, happiness and economy to those who appreciate the value of good things to eat. A OURS IS THE TRADE THAT CASH AND QUALITY MADE. S. H. S. the Pride of Salem Thg FOR Clothing Shoes and Furnishings Students ' S enviee Our Specialty so. side square Salem, Ind The Home of Good Foods IPa.ge one hundred sixl Boggs Store

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