Salem High School - Clarion Annual Yearbook (Salem, OR)

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hVeQrgx.v bs 4' 'Q + o If You Intend 130 Study law, medicine or den- tistry a knowledge of shorthand and typewriting Will be of inva'uable assistance to you in pursuing such a course. If You Enter BusineSS, a business training is absolutely essential to your success. Tie a long, weary road to success Without sucha course. The Capital Business College will be in ses- sion during the summer months, and a regular course may be taken, or special studies, as desired. If interested, see the principal. NWHHWWsOH our Summerhs MFA : H-O-H +'- HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SPEND YOUR g VACATION? WE CAN OUTFIT YOU LAWN TENNIS, BASEBALL, CROQUET AND ATHLETIC SUPPLIES We have the largest stock of B'cycles and Bicycle Supplies in the City DROP IN ANYWAY AND LOOK OUR STOCK OVER GUNS, AMMUNITION AND FISHING TACKLE.

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30 ' THE CLARION it pays to advertise in the Clarion. It has caused the high school students to trade more closely With our ad- vertisers. :In closing the years work the manager of the Clarion wishes to thank both the business men and the students for their hearty support and co-operation. Next year another contest will be inaugurated, but on a different plan, Which will be made known later. Mr. Paulus is a quiet but hard work- ing student and deserves the prize which he has won. It entitles him to any of the 150 courses in the big cor- responding school, and is well worth the time spent in earning it. Mr- Paulus is to be congratulated on his success. $061323. Miss Mers tafter the return of Rex T. from Roseburg in Marchi- I havenit anything more to live for. Some girls in Roseburg ispeaking to the S. H. b'. debatersi-Say, is Prof. Smith married? We heard he was. Ralph Moores is going to teach girlology in the Roseburg high school. School TeachereWho was swal- lowed by the Whale spoken of in the Bible? Bess H.-David. tLaughteri. Perry R. has grown to look quite blank since he has begun to write blank verse. Marguerite Mers and Ethel Bell, delegates to ttNational Convention of Old Maids. u-A Junior girl to Senior girleThat M: Mers looks like a broom handle wflth a pumpkin stuck on the end 0 it. Miss R. tin Am. LitJ-Who were some of Hawthorneis companions at college? ' ' Criss QeShakespeare. Prof. of ScienCFWhat is vermin? ScholareA pest. Another ScholareTherefore girls are vermin. A PROBLEM TO SOLVE. The angle of wit and humor being determined as also the distance be- tween the legs of a funnicism, solVe: the following: What is the square of a funnicism, provided that by the nebular hypothe- sis a rightly angled humoroid be- erected on the plane of a Witticism? The answer to be limited according to a decreasing variable, so that. When the result is found, there will still be one-half of it to be ascer; tained. The solution: Proposition No. 1, coralary; No. 2, Let A B C be the rightly angled humoroid erected upon and D S the plane of Witticism. T0 iind the square of a funnicism. Proof: A humoroid is a pimple upon the neck of a Witticism, and commonly used for a collar button, but as Witticism is a plane the hum- orid must be constructed on the plane. The plane of Witticism being very broad we must construct it as a square having for each side the length funnicism. Then as the plane is a square and each side is fun- nicism, the area of the plane of wit- ticism must be the square of fun- nicism. Therefore the square of funnicism is equal to the planeof Witticism or treducingi funnicism equals the plane of Witticism equals the square of funnicism. Q E D. Em Ask Criss how she fell into 'the flour barrel. xx Kt 1' .4 AIS: ll ln-x 10-?

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WWWWH 3 Che Kapital Summer I normal $ JUNE 25 TO AUGUST 8 H Review Classes Organized in All Branches of High School and Grade Work. J J a 93 a 5 Address J. J. KRAPS or Supt. E. T. MOORES W W W WW Tom Cronise ,LEADING PHOTOGRAPHER COURT AND COMMERCIAL STS. OVER CHICAGO STORE WW 4+W9 PRINTERS OF THE C:I..1KRIC,NL,I We are specially prepared to handle orders for Catalogues and Booklets. Let us figure With you. No ORDER Too LARGE. No ORDER Too SMALL. STATESMAN PUBLISHING COMPANY PRINTERS PUBLISHERS LITHOGRAPHERS BINDERS CC .: V