Salem Academy - Crusader Yearbook (Salem, OR)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY it select few from the l9o8 Class of Salem Academy were thinking about what the graduating class of 1957 will be doing I0 years from now ln 1967 Taking a future tour throughout the country we located the mis sing seniors Our first stop being Hollywood we drop in for lunch at the Brown Derby We notice the head chef AVII ANDERSON busily worklng inthe kitchen She tells us that she used to be a singer but was afraid that she would put Elvis Presley out of business so she quit and became a cook Looking out of the window of the Brown Derby we notice LARRY MERK and TOM REIWIER who have stuck together through thick and thin They haye established one of Hollywoods most thrryxng businesses the Qulcker and Quteter Divorce Court While we are waiting for our meal we picked up a newspaper and glance through it Right away we notice the lovelorn column which has been taken over by CAROL SMITH ffor solving matters of the heartl VVhen we turned over to the sports section we notice that BARBARA STAINKE has just picked up another trophy on the drag strip Oh by the way while we are on the subject of Barbara we hear that LARRY EDI C ER has just topped Rip Van Wlnkles record of sleep ing 20 years fMr Edlgers got 5 more minutes of As we walk out of the Cafe we spot IIM DALKE on the corner of Hollywood and Vlne having difficulty counting his change from his shoe shlne business A Ilm madly shines our shoes he explains to us that he has to saye his pennies to put in his jomt bank account fplggy bank that IS, with his blrd watching wife ADELE WELTY As we continue up the street we see a sign that says SAI TERS MORCUE Walking in we see MARCELLA curling eyelashes On the next corner we see KEN IOHNSTON and BETTY KOOP standing in line by the Salvation Army waltlng for their weekly meal C uess they couldnt make the grade Coming down the street we see MARIE SCHINDLER behind the wheel of a dog catchers wagon Before leaymg Hollywood we wanted to have some recreation so we strolled Into a bowling alley just ln time to meet the faithful pm setter DEAN BECKER lust outside of Hollywood we pass San Quentln prison which reminds us of PAUL COOLEY who has f'nally found a llfetlmle amusement throwing the switch for the chair We decide to go in to see Paul and are greeted by the warden LAVERNE TEICH ROEW who informs us that none of our schoolmates are prisoners there While going through the corridors we see Cl IFF GANSKIE and ELMER IANTZEN who arc guards and are married to VIOI ET SYRON and IANET MLCI ANAHAN We decide to go straight through to Montana Since the trip is a but monotonous we swttch on the radio just ln time to hear the Richfield reporter HAR OLD REMPEL signing off We are jolted by his com mercial To ladies weighing 400 lbs and oyer Are you fat? Put a stop to your selfconsclousness Visit the Why Be Fat Clxnlc efficiently managed by SHIRLEY WIENS and SHIRLEY NEUFELD After the adver tisement we hear ARI ENE BARNETT is still on the Quaker Hour playing for Guess Who9 After the broad cast we hear some special bulletins IRIS TRUEAX has just broken the record for swimming the English Channel JOHNNY FRIESEN has just married his l5th wife and ts looking for his 16th He doesnt believe life should be a beastly bore Iast but not least we hear that DARLENE OLSON has become the first human cannon ball We enter the llttle town in Colorado where BETTY FISCHER is a well known beautlclan and hair stylist We are very happy to hnd her at home for she lb able to give us a lot of information on the scattered class of 07 We learn that DOYIE COEN IS croomng with Llberace as his accompanist VI DYCK is a sculpturess specializing in marble heads CLAYTON THOMAS is a well known mterlor decorator spectaltzlng tn dog houses Betty gives us some very amusing information Ant Eaters back in Arkansas This reminds us that IEANIE SUPER while on her annual cross country trlcycle tour through Arkansas was caught rustling Tom s Ant Eaters Soon we arrlye ln the wild pralrles of 'Vlontana where we find MONTANA FRANZ fbarefootedj herd ing her goats Moving closer to the ranch we find LIN DA IAVIES helping some of the stronger men brand the cattle Soon we see the sunset on the horizon with VERNON HEINRICHS entertaining the sleeping goats wlth his squeezebox Traveling back home we stop in at Portland to at tend a Shrrners Football Came On the bench lb ED CAMMACK coach of all stars and his wife IUANITA FIELD Glanclng out on the field we see CHARLOTTE TILGNER and CHERYI BUTTS are head majorettes for the marching band leading the procession is VER DA WALL as the Homecoming Queen For halftime entertainment we see MARGIE Atlas MORTON and VI Hercules RUBY the worlds champlon tag team wrestlers The match is refereed by LEONARD Bal die McCAMMON Since no one can understand the football game we mqulre only to find that the an nruncer was none other than RON FADENRECHT As we start for home we pass the concession stand v-here BEVERIY BABB is selling hot dogs We say good bye to Beyerly and start on our journey back to Salem and the present A j , x ' , , ' , ' ' h y , .' . 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