Salado High School - Eagle Yearbook (Salado, TX)

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lil will IEILQEE lflil 'LVEUIJIBW e years from now, we see joe Arnold has been married to and divorced from five ferent girls, each marriage containing the same wedding ring. joe did make it in fessional rodeo, not as a bull rider, but as a bull-fighter . . . clown that is. find Carmen Berurnan still working in DQ to support her husband, Alonzo, and ir child, Alex Alonzo the III. ll Blackwell went to school several years before he decided what he wanted to do, finally became a nose surgeon specializing in athletic injuries resulting from be- hit with a baseball. tafha Bollinger has taken up bodybuilding along with her husband from Ger- y. She has finally learned how to drive a car and has become a lady mb driver in w York City. Her sons, Elmer and Fud are exotic dancers at Amnesia, Natasha's orite dance spot. el Chick goes to UT and gets a doctor's degree in Chemistry. He develops a new thetic fish frying grease that doesn't explode when put out with water. Derel is so ud of himself that he tried it out in the lab. Unfortunately, his new discovery is a e and once again he had to be taken to the hospital for 3rd degree bums. EI Cohh was reported as taking an eagle, a cool cat like Alex Gearhart, a wild and y guy like Doug Hill, and a demented little boy like Derel Chidt, a gym locker of philosophical stale gym socks and unused odor eaters and brought forth a new ic strip known as Cobb County. ora' Coleman is attending Texas ASLM where he flunks out because he spent all is time elaborating in class. We now find Clifford on Channel 25 at 5:00 in morning expressing his political opinions and stating that Cliff STILL Cares! elve years from now we find Rurrell Culver still in college trying to become the ar- tect that he has always dreamed of being. But, Russell never learned that being class clown and having Rambo as his hero can't help make his dream come true. e years from now, we find Marty Corper, now Marty Watkins, following her hus- d throughout the world with her newbom triplets. Marty is having a hard time ing time between her triplets, jackie's gigs, and being Manager of the local IGA. is also enrolled in a Homemaking course because Ms. Bray never got around to hing her how to make gravy. la Davis and her husband Kenny have just celebrated their 20th wedding an- ersary. They have three little Kenny's running around the house and Paula spends spare time doing Chemistry experiments to find a way to make the boys less r. Unfortunately, the boys took her Chemistry talents and have blown up three erent houses on their own. een years from now we find Arthur Dawkins living in a quiet mountain town in them Tennessee. He is married to a loyal warm woman from Kentucky and has boys, both of which are pigeon-toed. He recently published his first play, the se- l to Pigmaleon. He also writes literary reviews for the New York Timex and The urday Review. He writes under the pen name, Yogi, remaining unknown to public. er graduating from the Police Academy, Donnie Dawkinr fulfilled his life-long am of becoming a Highway patrolman, but he soon decided that this kind of life too rough. He got a job as a Salado cop, the only Salado cop. He now spends his rking hours sleeping and chasing girls to open doors for them. ile going to college, Gaylon Evan: discovered how good-looking he was and ked out of college because he was dating girls and forgot to study. x Gearhart has become a world famous guitar pick salesman and is often seen on . with his great big grin saying, This is a guitar pick! He decided to join a band best known as the AG Band , whose only hit was a remake of the old ie Nelson tune Blues Eyes Cryin' in the Rain. He also got the starring role in ew Broadway hit, The Red-Headed Big Foot . l en years we see Kim Conner standing in the unemployment line. She has just lost job at the Bubblicicious Bubble Gum Factory where she got fired for chewing up he profits. n years from now, we find Brent McCallum happily married, not to one girl, but ee. He couldn't decide who to marry: jill, Meredith or Deanna, so he became a rmon and married all three. But wait, there's another one . . . and another . . . another . . . and another . . . Well, you've got the picture. ,er getting kicked out of several hospitals, for chasing all the other nurses, Dennir Haney is employed at Scott and White Memorial Hospital as a nurse and is pming with his good buddies, Marrion Daniel and John Puchi. He was almost put death for tax evasion immediately after high school, but he had a woman judge cl charmed his way out of the electric chair. phanie Moore is now a top actress in Hollywood and she has written a new book zirled, I'm Okay, Your Okay! Currently we find Becky O'Banon holding on to the record for the most appearances on The Dating Game. Yet she still has not found the perfect mate. She has also become, after only four days, the manager of the DQ Inc. To make a little extra money she has put out a new line of designer jeans called Beltbusters. After warming the bench in basketball at S.H.S. john Puehi got red shirted at UT. After breaking all the records as the top scorer, he went on to play Pro Ba.ll with the Houston Rockets. After attending a very prestigious beauty school, Loretta Shelton decided that being beautiful was a drag, so she went back to school where she majored in Home Economics and has received the I-Iomemaking Teacher Of The Year award 10 ye running. Fourteen years from now we find Karen Swierc warming the bench for A8cM's basketball team. Her faithful High School Coach is still giving her advice and strenuous workouts, hoping that if she ever graduates, she'll become the next woman Globetrotter! Scott Van Stienhurg did not fulfill his dream of becoming a naval officer, Instead, we find him in Hollywood where he stars in the New Little Rascals as Spanky. joni Walker is a beautician and happily married to Charles. They have four kids, two of them named Tim and Ricky. After graduation, Chrir Wallingdzrd enrolled in Bible School. However, he decided to drop out after a semester and formed his own Christian-Acid Rock Band, singing to Chemistry classes across the U.S. Sheri Whiteley is another which we find in Hollywood, CA. There she has fulfilled many of her ambitions by starring in the hit television series Sheri Mason. We regret to inform you, though, that Sheri was forced into early retirement, because one day while driving from a friend's house in San Francisco, she accidentally backed off the Golden Gate Bridge. She claimed, I didn't see it! Pam Wright received a degree in Psychology from UT, specializing in dream mean- ings and talking in your sleep. She married a tall dark-headed man and they have six beautiful children. Stephanie Gilliam decided to change her image a bit, so she had her legs shortened to match Todd's, who is now her devoted husband. She also had a voice transplant, but the doctor made a mistake and she now sounds like Orson Wells. She moonlights doing mouse sneezes for Walt Disney Productions. Doug Hill turned 30 and finally decided to get serious with a girl. But looking around he discovered that it was too late, they were all taken. Donnie jarkron finally healed from all of his High School football injuries and is at it again in the NFL. He has remained off the injured reserve list so far but is looking forward to next week's game against the Chicago Beats and William Perry. He still can't stand Rock music, but unfortunately his sons don't feel the same way and drive him out of the house every weekend. Mary-Iaekron still hasn't discovered how pretty her freckles are because she can't find a knife strong enough to scrape off the make-up. Rohhy jen? girlfriend has left him because of excessive smoking habits and reckless driving. Beware, Robby is still on the road. David King received a mechanical engineering degree from SMU, by working his way through college, being a male stripper. After getting his degree he decided he would rather be a dancer. So he is now a Chippendale's man. Kelly Kinfey entered the pre-med program at Texas Tech, but soon dropped out to become a professional Kinderchemist. In her lab, she developed a new formula that allows you to eat as much as you want without gaining weight. So far it has worked. She also moonlights as a stand-up comedian at the local hospital so that her years of pre-med experience would not go to waste, Stacy Dickey has become a very successful solid gold dancer. However, she is work- ing overtime at her favorite shopping center, Goodwill, so that she can put her hus- band, the President of Mexico, through school, Pre-school that is. Shana Lively has grown up, but her height hasn't grown a bit, She is still identified with the teenage crowd, not because she is so short that no one knows she isn't a teenager, but because she is still trying to get rides to all the big concerts. Mike Lopez now owns his own chain of Exxons, however, he still regrets quitting his job at Stagecoach and can still be seen begging for it back. Danny Lorenz has now fulfilled his life-long dream of becoming a Private In- vestigator, just like Magnum P.I. His partner is Alex Gearhart, the business is doing well. However, on one of the assignments Alex accidentally handcuffed him and Danny together and lost the keys. So now Danny never has to worry if Alex is look- ing over his shoulder and can relax knowing that Alex will always be there wherever Danny goes. 103

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