Salado High School - Eagle Yearbook (Salado, TX)

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lil will IEILQEE lflil 'LVEUIJIBW e years from now, we see joe Arnold has been married to and divorced from five ferent girls, each marriage containing the same wedding ring. joe did make it in fessional rodeo, not as a bull rider, but as a bull-fighter . . . clown that is. find Carmen Berurnan still working in DQ to support her husband, Alonzo, and ir child, Alex Alonzo the III. ll Blackwell went to school several years before he decided what he wanted to do, finally became a nose surgeon specializing in athletic injuries resulting from be- hit with a baseball. tafha Bollinger has taken up bodybuilding along with her husband from Ger- y. She has finally learned how to drive a car and has become a lady mb driver in w York City. Her sons, Elmer and Fud are exotic dancers at Amnesia, Natasha's orite dance spot. el Chick goes to UT and gets a doctor's degree in Chemistry. He develops a new thetic fish frying grease that doesn't explode when put out with water. Derel is so ud of himself that he tried it out in the lab. Unfortunately, his new discovery is a e and once again he had to be taken to the hospital for 3rd degree bums. EI Cohh was reported as taking an eagle, a cool cat like Alex Gearhart, a wild and y guy like Doug Hill, and a demented little boy like Derel Chidt, a gym locker of philosophical stale gym socks and unused odor eaters and brought forth a new ic strip known as Cobb County. ora' Coleman is attending Texas ASLM where he flunks out because he spent all is time elaborating in class. We now find Clifford on Channel 25 at 5:00 in morning expressing his political opinions and stating that Cliff STILL Cares! elve years from now we find Rurrell Culver still in college trying to become the ar- tect that he has always dreamed of being. But, Russell never learned that being class clown and having Rambo as his hero can't help make his dream come true. e years from now, we find Marty Corper, now Marty Watkins, following her hus- d throughout the world with her newbom triplets. Marty is having a hard time ing time between her triplets, jackie's gigs, and being Manager of the local IGA. is also enrolled in a Homemaking course because Ms. Bray never got around to hing her how to make gravy. la Davis and her husband Kenny have just celebrated their 20th wedding an- ersary. They have three little Kenny's running around the house and Paula spends spare time doing Chemistry experiments to find a way to make the boys less r. Unfortunately, the boys took her Chemistry talents and have blown up three erent houses on their own. een years from now we find Arthur Dawkins living in a quiet mountain town in them Tennessee. He is married to a loyal warm woman from Kentucky and has boys, both of which are pigeon-toed. He recently published his first play, the se- l to Pigmaleon. He also writes literary reviews for the New York Timex and The urday Review. He writes under the pen name, Yogi, remaining unknown to public. er graduating from the Police Academy, Donnie Dawkinr fulfilled his life-long am of becoming a Highway patrolman, but he soon decided that this kind of life too rough. He got a job as a Salado cop, the only Salado cop. He now spends his rking hours sleeping and chasing girls to open doors for them. ile going to college, Gaylon Evan: discovered how good-looking he was and ked out of college because he was dating girls and forgot to study. x Gearhart has become a world famous guitar pick salesman and is often seen on . with his great big grin saying, This is a guitar pick! He decided to join a band best known as the AG Band , whose only hit was a remake of the old ie Nelson tune Blues Eyes Cryin' in the Rain. He also got the starring role in ew Broadway hit, The Red-Headed Big Foot . l en years we see Kim Conner standing in the unemployment line. She has just lost job at the Bubblicicious Bubble Gum Factory where she got fired for chewing up he profits. n years from now, we find Brent McCallum happily married, not to one girl, but ee. He couldn't decide who to marry: jill, Meredith or Deanna, so he became a rmon and married all three. But wait, there's another one . . . and another . . . another . . . and another . . . Well, you've got the picture. ,er getting kicked out of several hospitals, for chasing all the other nurses, Dennir Haney is employed at Scott and White Memorial Hospital as a nurse and is pming with his good buddies, Marrion Daniel and John Puchi. He was almost put death for tax evasion immediately after high school, but he had a woman judge cl charmed his way out of the electric chair. phanie Moore is now a top actress in Hollywood and she has written a new book zirled, I'm Okay, Your Okay! Currently we find Becky O'Banon holding on to the record for the most appearances on The Dating Game. Yet she still has not found the perfect mate. She has also become, after only four days, the manager of the DQ Inc. To make a little extra money she has put out a new line of designer jeans called Beltbusters. After warming the bench in basketball at S.H.S. john Puehi got red shirted at UT. After breaking all the records as the top scorer, he went on to play Pro Ba.ll with the Houston Rockets. After attending a very prestigious beauty school, Loretta Shelton decided that being beautiful was a drag, so she went back to school where she majored in Home Economics and has received the I-Iomemaking Teacher Of The Year award 10 ye running. Fourteen years from now we find Karen Swierc warming the bench for A8cM's basketball team. Her faithful High School Coach is still giving her advice and strenuous workouts, hoping that if she ever graduates, she'll become the next woman Globetrotter! Scott Van Stienhurg did not fulfill his dream of becoming a naval officer, Instead, we find him in Hollywood where he stars in the New Little Rascals as Spanky. joni Walker is a beautician and happily married to Charles. They have four kids, two of them named Tim and Ricky. After graduation, Chrir Wallingdzrd enrolled in Bible School. However, he decided to drop out after a semester and formed his own Christian-Acid Rock Band, singing to Chemistry classes across the U.S. Sheri Whiteley is another which we find in Hollywood, CA. There she has fulfilled many of her ambitions by starring in the hit television series Sheri Mason. We regret to inform you, though, that Sheri was forced into early retirement, because one day while driving from a friend's house in San Francisco, she accidentally backed off the Golden Gate Bridge. She claimed, I didn't see it! Pam Wright received a degree in Psychology from UT, specializing in dream mean- ings and talking in your sleep. She married a tall dark-headed man and they have six beautiful children. Stephanie Gilliam decided to change her image a bit, so she had her legs shortened to match Todd's, who is now her devoted husband. She also had a voice transplant, but the doctor made a mistake and she now sounds like Orson Wells. She moonlights doing mouse sneezes for Walt Disney Productions. Doug Hill turned 30 and finally decided to get serious with a girl. But looking around he discovered that it was too late, they were all taken. Donnie jarkron finally healed from all of his High School football injuries and is at it again in the NFL. He has remained off the injured reserve list so far but is looking forward to next week's game against the Chicago Beats and William Perry. He still can't stand Rock music, but unfortunately his sons don't feel the same way and drive him out of the house every weekend. Mary-Iaekron still hasn't discovered how pretty her freckles are because she can't find a knife strong enough to scrape off the make-up. Rohhy jen? girlfriend has left him because of excessive smoking habits and reckless driving. Beware, Robby is still on the road. David King received a mechanical engineering degree from SMU, by working his way through college, being a male stripper. After getting his degree he decided he would rather be a dancer. So he is now a Chippendale's man. Kelly Kinfey entered the pre-med program at Texas Tech, but soon dropped out to become a professional Kinderchemist. In her lab, she developed a new formula that allows you to eat as much as you want without gaining weight. So far it has worked. She also moonlights as a stand-up comedian at the local hospital so that her years of pre-med experience would not go to waste, Stacy Dickey has become a very successful solid gold dancer. However, she is work- ing overtime at her favorite shopping center, Goodwill, so that she can put her hus- band, the President of Mexico, through school, Pre-school that is. Shana Lively has grown up, but her height hasn't grown a bit, She is still identified with the teenage crowd, not because she is so short that no one knows she isn't a teenager, but because she is still trying to get rides to all the big concerts. Mike Lopez now owns his own chain of Exxons, however, he still regrets quitting his job at Stagecoach and can still be seen begging for it back. Danny Lorenz has now fulfilled his life-long dream of becoming a Private In- vestigator, just like Magnum P.I. His partner is Alex Gearhart, the business is doing well. However, on one of the assignments Alex accidentally handcuffed him and Danny together and lost the keys. So now Danny never has to worry if Alex is look- ing over his shoulder and can relax knowing that Alex will always be there wherever Danny goes. 103

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IL 'U USUILIL KUIQUID 'UISSUCUIFU ill In I3 EIEIUUIULH IJSILKUEB IDL? UBB We, the Senior Class of Salado High School, being of sound mind and body do declare this to be our last will and testament. I, Stephanie Moore, will Chris Reidmilleryjamer Williamron, and Robby Norwood a lifetime membership to a Chinese Laundry so they will not have to struggle through the difficult task of measuring the bleach before putting their clothes in the washer. I also leave Staeha Schiller my bowling average to use as her golf score so that she can be Gold Medalist at state. I will also throw in the cartoon character of her choice fwith the exception of Ziggyb to be her caddy. To Lee Ann Lowery, I leave a year's free telephone calls so she can start her own Community Help Service, Overachievers Anon. To Mary Bentley, I leave an all-purpose crown Cextra large, of coursej, so that no one will ever have to try to fill it. For two juniors, who shall remain nameless, I will an operation to have them un- ioined at the hip. You know who you are, girls. To Shawn johnrton, her own jewelry shop, specializing in silver, of course, to be ca.lled, You Can Have a Heart, Too. I, Donnie Dawkins, will Steven Gilmore my cowboy boots and all my country and westem tapes. I, Danny Lorenz, will Steven Gilmore a pair of clean football socks. I, james Cobb, will Alan Haire my '67 Ford Galaxy 500 with an awesome straight six so he will have something decent to drive. I, Doug Hill, will Chrir Grigrby my car if in retum he will give my son his car for further enjoyment. I, james Cobb, will Curtit Trompler a conservative tie to work in. I, Kelly Kinsey, will Kevin Corper a pocket dictionary so he can write a note with a few words spelled correctly. Tasha Bollinger and I will him a poster of the two of us together so he will have something to stare at after we are gone. I, Kelly Kinsey, will Statha Schiller my accent in Spanish and my ability to disect a frog without crying, I leave Marie Brookt all my barons and my ability to never drop them! Ha! Ha! We, Stacy Lackey and Kelly Kinsey, will Cindy Chandler and Terera Gidley our sense of humor, smiles, and our ability to have fun. I, Brent McCallum, will Mary Bentley my natural tan. I also will jamer Warren a new chauffeur to take him wherever he wants to go. To Alan Haire, I will the senior's attitude of WE DON'T CARE so he won't always be asking people if he looks O.K. By the way, Alan, you look all right tonight! ' I, Stephanie Moore, will Donnie Gerhart all my speech abilities for next year. I, Chris Wallingsford, will james Warren my height and my jump shot for basketball next year. . I, Clifford Coleman, will Mrs. Kinsey I1 cases of Kleenex even though I know I've used more than that during my four years as her student. I, jonie Walker, will Starha Schiller my 1983 burgandy Escort so she will have her OWN car to drive to school her senior year. I, David King, will Todd Sloan all my empty snuff cans. I, Donnie jackson, will Bill Curb a clear conscience so he won't be so paranoid every time his name is mentioned in a conversation. To Kevin Corper, I will the abili- ty to smile and control his temper-even when someone just says hi! I, Paula Davis, will Larry Lum the responsibility to be present and ready to give a speech the day it is due. I, Doug Hill, will Mandi Berry the logic to figure out how Snoopy can be on her folder, her wall, her watch, and on TV at the same time. I, Clifford Coleman, will jamer Warren the ability to at least swing at the third strike. I will Brent Beckham my sense of humor and my ability to laugh. I leave Steven Gilmore some white bread. I, Arthur Dawkins, will Statha Schiller my love-for Chemistry. I will Rollin Pierce my ability to talk back to angry hotel managers. I, Mary jackson, will my darling brother, Brent Beckham the ability to stop beating up on people and start showing emotion so everyone will stop calling him Gooch. I, Loretta Shelton, will Tania Hanline my ability to have long hair without being short on the sides. I also leave Lira Fuyord the ability to go over the hurdles without bruising her legs. We, Will Blackwell and Alex Geathart, will Barry William: the ability to hear how good he is as opposed to always .taying it. 102 We, the Senior Football Team, will Gooch lBrent Beekhaml a Dot-to-D play book so he will know at least one play for next year. I, Marty Cosper, will my leg strength to Shawn johnrton so she can land with legs undemeath her when she jumps. I, joe Arnold, will Rurty jaekron the ability to keep his cool when Marie tal other guys. I, Robby jett, leave S 10 to joe Shuler for a haircut. I, Alex Gearhart, will Bill Curb the maturity that he desperately needs. I, Gaylon Evans, will Bill Curb the ability to leave alone what does not conc him. To Brent Beckham I leave these immortal words, DON'T PULL!!! I, Pam Wright, will Staeha Schiller my senior attitude toward golf Qteed-off also leave jana Kirchmeier my eyes so when she smiles for a picture she will be a to see the cameraman. I, Becky O'Banon, will Marci Bonner the ability to get along with Ty Taggart also some of my height so she will be capable of seeing over the steering wheel stead of through the middle. I leave Marrion Daniel and Donnie Gerhart a ye' supply of correction tape and typing paper. I, Stephanie Gilliam, will Lea Ann Lowery an all expense paid trip to UMH she can finally visit you know who. We, the Senior Class, will Todd Sloan S10 so he can go to a real barber. I, Tasha Bollinger, will Terera McCloud a year's supply of Sunkist oranges. I Tania Hanline a bowl of gravy and a REAL monopoly game to keep her and Ste busy. To Bill Curb, I will a blanket so maybe he won't be so insecure and also so courtesy for his future dates. I, Russell Culver, will Tania Hanline and Steven Gilmore a year's supply monopoly money because, for some odd reason they keep losing it. I, james Cobb, will Barry Williamt the height of 1O'11 so his height will proportional to the size of his mouth. I, james Cobb, will Marriott Daniel, a larger fish bowl. I, james Cobb, will Rollin Pierre the ability to take corners at high speeds. I, james Cobb, will Marty Lewin all my brownie points in Mrs. Fiebig's class, he can make it through joumalism next year. I, Stacy Lackey, will Rollin Pierre my enormous muscles and my unbeliev strength. I, Stacy Lackey, will Jana Kirthmeier my responsibility and punctuality since s always late for everything. We, Clifford Coleman and Karen Swierc, will Robby Norwood S50 for winni first place in the Danny jackson Look-alike contest. We, the seniors in the TrigfPre-Cal Class, will Scott Taylor . . . nothing. I, Karen Swierc, will Wendy Hojnarki the ability to be in track and actually p ticipate in the workouts during the whole season. To Alan Haire, I will C johnson to take my place as his lunch buddy for next year. And finally to Sc Larry, and Curtif, I will 10 free basketball lessons because I know how much t would love to learn how to play the game. I, Robby jett, will Chrir Roper all my gold chains and my fashionable attire. Bill Curb, I will my ability to be myself and to accept it when a girl tells him n also will joe Sthuler my awesome computer talent. I, Sheri Whiteley, will Shawn johnrton and Mandi Berry my loud voice and str back for cheerleading next year. I, Kim Conner, will Marti Bonner all my absentee excuses which were pas down to me by her sister, jackie, I, Derel Chick, will jack Wilton my three chest hairs and the peach fuzz on face so he will have some for his senior year. To Kevin Zambowie Corper I All State joe's lucky football shoes so he will have a chance to make all dist next year. Last, but not least, I will him some tranquilizers because after he hears he will want to kill me. I, Carmen Berumen, will Adam Martinez my ability to spell. I, Shana Liveley, will Bryan Smith my ability to keep up with papers, books, a- keep a clean, neat locker. This Will and Testament is subscribed by me on the eleventh day of April, 192 at Salado, Texas. Salado High School Class of '

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