Saint Joseph Academy - Guardian Yearbook (St Augustine, FL)

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I, JIMMY COLEE, leave Greg Vaccaro an extra large can of Redneck paint, and to Heidi Benet an extra large pacifier. I, JOHN L. COLEE, leave Heidi Benet ajar of mustard with its memories and to Bruce Bailey the ability to grow his hair long and be hip. To Marian Thompson, I leave a pet lizard and to Duck, my great basketball abilities; to Jay Dodd, the ability to have Elec- tric Hair to be worthy of the title of Poodles. I, BILLY CREECH, leave my pleasing personality and outstanding wit. I, AL CRUTCHFIELD, leave to all my brothers and sisters at St. Joe my love and under- standing; to Big Red (Bob Crutchfield) my sympathy of remaining two more years; and to Heidi Harrold, my little sister, all my love. See you all in Puerto Rico. I, TWILA FLEMING, leave Sophia my ability to control my emotions, and my ever- lasting tan; to Betty Harnage, my ability to be funny and to Bonnie Harnage, my ability to become a great typist in one day (smile). I leave to Marian Thompson, the best of luck in her Senior year; to Sandy Pete, I leave my everlasting soul friendship as he is a true brother. Lastly, I leave all the good times I had at St. Joe to C.C. I, STEPHANIE VANVERSIE ANN VALARA MADARA KEITUS FORTNER, III, leave my Southern accent and calm ways to any worthy Junior who thinks they have enough Southern dignity to handle it. I, KAREN GOODE, leave to Bobby Thomas my poor, bruised arm; and to Bobby Crutchfield my B.C. Award (hope you like it). I, KATHY GUIDI, leave to Helen Thomas my dexterity and SPEED in Shorthand; and to Karen Mussallem and Chris Forson my ability to make 25 out of 25 foul shots. I, DOUG GRISSOM, leave to hippie Bruce Bailey my collection of Bobby Sherman records; to my fellow Redneck, Barry Tully, my ' 57 Chevy and a bottle of Vitalis. I, STUART HARROLD, leave to Jimmy Young my ability to shoot more quail and doves than he ever did, and my ability to keep a bird dog under control. To Rick Her- nandez, I leave my dreams of becoming a hermit on Fisherman ' s Island in hopes that he will some day find that lost coin we ' ve been looking for, for so long. To Chris Barret, I leave my fishing ability and my ability to walk on water— soak! I, EDDIE HONIKER, leave to Rick Hernandez a bird cage to use in Hastings. I, BILL HUBBARD, leave as quickly as I can! I, MARGIE JOKERST, leave to Marian, Barbara, and Heidi my pre-game memories, and one little doggie. Also to Joe Foster, my memories of the beautiful bunsen burners. I, KATHY KISTLER, leave to Heidi Benet and lil ' Heidi a great big sociable HI. To R.H., my outstanding and unique ability to play chess. I, BABBY McGRATH, leave to Cindy Mauldin my uncanny ability in Home Economics to sew everything a size too small; also to Tim Fleming, I leave none of this and more. I, ADELE McLAUGHLIN, leave to Cathy Barnes my ability to be in two places at one time. I leave to my Sister, Mary, my great ways and my pleasing personality. I, DENISE PACETTI, leave to my Sisters Susan, Marian, Barbara, and Helen my great ability to be different from everyone else and hope they can manage it.

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1971 STATE OF FLORIDA COUNTY OF ST. JOHNS Know all men by these presents: That we , the 1971 Graduates of Saint Joseph Academy of the City of St. Augustine, County of St. Johns and State of Florida, being of sound mind and disposing memory, fully realizing our high capacity of our outstanding knowledge and magnificent actions, do hereby make, publish, and declare the following as our LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, revoking all previous testimony null and void: SECTION I, ARTICLE I We leave to our Pastor and Priests our deep appreciation and gratitude for their continued guidance through our high school years and the future Eternal Commencement. ARTICLE II We leave to our devoted instructors, prayers and sincere gratefulness for countless help known and unknown to us. ARTICLE III We leave to our parents our love, devotion, prayers, and gratitude for their untiring self- sacrifices, outstanding guidance, continuous prayers, and help throughout our lives. ARTICLE IV We leave to our friends and benefactors great appreciation for the many things done for our school and for us. SECTION II, ARTICLE I We hereby distribute among the Junior Class our possessions, charming personalities, gratitude, and perfect ideals: I, PEGGY BEACH, leave to Bobby Thomas my front parking place; by now, you de- serve it; to Debbie Ruth, all our really great recollections of those Hastings ' days and the Gang. I, FRANCES BEALL, leave to Celia McCar ter my seat on the High Q Team and my love of candy striping; to Mandee Dunn and Mimi Cox a dinner at Grissom ' s— compliments of Gail. I, CHER YL BEESO N, leave Heidi Benet my Mark Eden course in hopes that it does as -— -much tor her as it haTfor me; and to Marian Thompson, my fondest memories of John L. Hard and Sylvester. I, JAMES BYLES, leave Paul Thomas the ability to keep Cathy DeVito out of trouble . . . Hey, Pinnochio, isn ' t that nose long enough?! To Barry Tully, I leave the ability to get along with Dwayne, and to keep trippin ' over at Day ' s house. Man, watch that last step! I, FILOMENA CAPPARELLI, leave to Bonnie Maniscalco my dependability and faith- fulness. I, DAVID CARTER, leave to St. Joe a new set of dress codes.

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I, YVONNE PIERRE, leave to Sophia Konstantinou my ability to keep quiet; to Jay Dodd my ability to type without making too many errors. I, SUSAN PERSONS, leave Chris Forson and Karen Mussallem my driving and basketball abilities; to Charlene Foster, I leave my rides to next years ' games; to Laurie McDonald a bag of Tootsie Pops. (Hi Bobbie!) I, MIKE ROBSHAW, leave! I, ELLEN SCHRECK, leave to Celia McCarter my sensational personality; to Rick Hernandez my memories of The Family -Mayo, October 16, 1970. I, PAT SHELLEY, leave to Cathy DeVito an autographed copy of my favorite novel, Gone With the Wind, in hopes she will read it at least four times a year, and my ability to get all old lady parts in drama productions. I, DWAYNE TULLY, leave gladly to my friend and able business partner (??) Cathy De- Vito, the keys to the Snack Shop! Don ' t work too hard! I would also leave to her all of our Senior Privileges — if we had any! I, KAREN USINA, leave to Mary Lynn Russell my ability to get rid of customers at the Mission faster than anyone else, and to Debbie Ruth my fondest memories of Butch and the GANG ; and also the yearning for a Blue Four-Speed Pinto! I, MARION WILLIAMS, leave Greg Vaccaro, Jay Dodd, Archie Martin, and Bobby Thomas my soul power; and to Bruce Baily, Rick Hernandez, the lunch room. To Carl Thomas, I leave my brains and books; to Sandy Preston, my girls; and to Barry Tully, my soul look. To Chris Barrett and Bobby Crutchfield, I leave my soul records; and to Steve Hubbard my place as a lover boy! Last but not least, I leave Joe Foster my nickname, Lover Boy, Alfalfa. IN WITNESS THEREOF, we have signed, sealed, published, and declared this instru- ment as our LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT in the City of St. Augustine, County of St. Johns, and State of Florida, on this Thirtieth day of May, 1971, A.D.