Saint Joseph Academy - Guardian Yearbook (St Augustine, FL)

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David Carter Fiances Beall

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Peggy Beach Cheryl Beeson Adele McLaughlin H ■ Stephanie VanFortner Fddie Honiker James Byles Susan Persons Billy Creech Twila Fleming Denise Pacetti

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CLASS PROPHECY This is SUSAN PERSONS, your on-the-spot reporter from St. Augustine, bringing to you one of the finest programs ever presented, The 1981 Saint Joseph Academy Alum- ni Talent Show. My committee and I thought it would be a good idea to have a Class Re- union in this manner. It has been ten years since we parted at Graduation, to be exact, May 30, 1971 , and it seems only yesterday. As we walk up the steps and into the lobby of our Alma Mater, many memories return. We are greeted by two familiar faces, BABBY McGRATH and KAREN USINA, always on hand to make you feel at home! They are serving refreshments. Does that cake look great, some exclaim. Who made it? I did, says KAREN. KAREN will always be remembered for her delicious cakes, and BABBY for her cream sodas. They were the best in town. In recent years, BABBY has become known as The world ' s richest woman. Undoubtedly, it is the result of her extensive holdings in Stan- dard Printing, Inc. Lovely MARGIE JOKERST and STEPHANIE VAN FORTNER are just arriving. I hear that MARGIE is working on the SPACE program. She always had her head in the clouds! STEPHANIE gives lessons in music and in The Art of Speaking, at the Hastings University. Tonight, these two girls are performing their Vz vulture, l A walrus act. If you haven ' t heard of the Famous Far Out Four, you will now! They consist of CHERYL BEE SON ELLEN SCHRECK, FRANCES BEALL, and PAT SHEELEY. M issjSEESON p resently teaches music appreciation at St. Joe; Miss SCHRECK is still the Hostess with the Mostest at the Santa Maria Restaurant; Miss BEALL is teaching En- glish at GWTW University located at Tenth and Decatur, Atlanta; and Miss SHELLEY is presently starring in that off Broadway Production, Granny, Get Your Gun. EDDIE HONIKER and STUART HARROLD, run the Mouth of the South GABBY Radio Station. They are going to do their ever popular Benzinni Brothers Routine for us. AL CRUTCHFIELD and MIKE ROBSHAW have just arrived from California (just one of their many diversified trips). DAVID CARTER, on his way here, had a bit of a scrape. It seems that someone tried to steal his truck. This time, he was still in it. He handled that situation very well! Some of our former instructors traveled from far and near to be with us tonight. Many wives, husbands, and children of the class are here, too. What a gathering! Arriving from New York, where he has taken off time from his busy schedule managing his own chain of Castilian Beauty Salons and Holiday Inns, is JIMMY BYLES. He is still wearing that grin. We recently heard that JIMMY bought out the entire Clairol Com- pany. Yes, says JIMMY, and soon we ' ll have a whole new line of hair lighteners on the market. We call them ' Liquid Sunshine ' ! The Master of Ceremonies, or should I say Mistress, is KAREN GOODE. She has a fine boutique shop in St. Augustine. Working with her is KATHY GUIDI, who designs beautiful acetate smoking jackets. The Man of the Hour, Bakersville ' s own and most valuable, JAMES RUSSELL (Mr. America, 1980) COLEE is accompanied by DR. WILLIAM HUBBARD, S.N.A.G. The Doctor has just returned from an International Physics Conference held in Belgium. He comments, Physics is just a relaxing hobby with me; actually my real occupation is psychology in which I endeavor to explore the analytical mind of those less fortunate than me, that is, those that ain ' t geniuses.