Safford High School - Ocotillo Yearbook (Safford, AZ)

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ve, It's How You Give I ingle bells. jingle bells . . . Ah, '. christmas is practically upon Once again we shall hang our ckings over the fireplace and pe and pray we've been good ugh the past year to get a lrt something Ve re only gorng to grve a few ts this year You know Just to cial relatives The horrid vel and purple vase that Aunt ly gate us year before last re gorng to send to cousrn lpha They lite too far apart r to know the difference When omes to grvrng gifts to children re really up a stump Srsters tl-Ieayen forbrd J rs about ht years old and we dont have least rdea what to grxe hrm re half tempted to grve him a I mer and hope and pray hell himself over the head with 1t e were down rn the Bargain sement yesterday and found a ely lamp It was at one time 7 dollar one but due to a mrs tune that cracked rt rt was rked down to S5 98 We re send rt to Aunt Lrzzre and Uncle nry They ll think rt got crack rn the mail mongst our grfts last year re was a pair of silk hose from sin Maggy and they were the V ones we sent her for her, thdas The way we recognized m was bv the lrttle hole rn the l of the left sock Honestly rt s ny why people like to d rgs like that It certainly burns up We were going to cr oss her our Christmas lrst this year rn the mail last Tuesday the est looking package came and ertarnly made us feel guilty n we opened rt and what do think rt was A table scarf' t wed sent to Aunt Lucy and le George, three years previous ensrve too hand made Any suppose you know what we to her name and those of Aunt v and Uncl George Thevll er be on our Christmas lrstI e has ent recent ed manv cards Year three to be cxact Our nds are strll sore because of t happcncd last year We rn d them ot er to have egg nogs Tom was mixing them How he to know the whiskey was gone and vinegar had been rn rt because the vrnegar bot W s so big and the whiskey le ft perfectly Anyway ve never come back ERRY CHRISTMAS EVERY Y' I nual GAA Banquet dfrrday Der 14 e GAA held their annual uet last Friday December 14 30 rn the Home Ec burldrng nie Pckens President of th A ind Wanda Gardner Vrce rdent were rn charge of food 1 the supervrsron of Mrs rzes were git en to the class decorrted the best table ss Setka supervised the ban The guests were Mrss Clay I It's that Bubble Gum Snap. crackle. pop. No, it's not Rice Crispies, it's Bubble Gum!!! It seems as though a certain store up town had the good fortune to gt rn a few boxes of the stuff and UNfortunatelv the supply was bought up by the students of Saf ford High Consequently everyone rs going around with a black ring from their nose to their chin wonder why Bubble Gum gets its name from What was that They have Your reporter regrets she cant frnrsh thi sartrcl but she Just learned that some nrore bubble gum came rn and vxoull positively dr rf she were to Y!llSs out on rt POP Orrgm Ot Christmas The word Christmas mean mass of Chrrst It has been cele brated as a testrval of the birth o Christ srnce the frst c ntury lt rs not at rll certain that thc 25th of December rs the actual date of the birth of Jesus There rs no hrstor c record of the day but hrstorrans and astronomers havr figured that rt must have beer about the time of the winter sol strce that s when the days art shortest and the sun rs farthest from th earth This season of the earth also was a period of great feasting on the part of the ancient Romans The sun was about to re turn to them hence their Joy Then fest tal was called the Sat urnalra When th Christian faith began to spread rt was thought best to celebrate Christmas at the same time and thus oo away wrth the heathen festival naturally the Roman Emperors object d at frrst and many Chrrstrans were put tr death for its observance In the year 303 the Empero Drocletr n ordered the Churche b rng celebrated and about txt ents thousand Chrrstrans perrshed But with the recognition of the new faith by the Emperor Constan tne the cel bratron ot Chrrstma oecame an established custom HOME EC MEETING HElD 'PLANS ARE MADE At a recent meeting of the Home Economrcs Club a constrtutron was adopted and officers were elected Fave Richards was elected treas urer Ethel Burrell program charr rran and Helen Jean Owens re porter The girls chose the pins for this organization and discussed the merrts they must get rn order to receive the pins An informal New Years dance will be sponsored bv the Home Economics Club on January 1 CHRISTMAS IV THE HEART It rs Chrrstmrs in the Mansion Yule log tries md silken frocks It rs Chr stmas in the Cottage Mothers trllrng lrttle socks It rs Christmas on the highway In the throngrng busy mart But th dearest truest Chr stmas Is the Christmas rn the heart Author unknown I I I I I I I HUBBA HUBBA KIDS ' All your reporter can say is she feels awfully sorry for Mr. Sam- uel. It isn't enough to have the man be teacher and principal with the work of each thrown rn too but to have to srt and listen to some of the darnedest excuses for berng tardy and absent rs more than anyone should have to take Upon rntervrewrng Mr Samuel your reporter found out most of the excuses were because of rll ness and even though you were having the time of your lrfe rn the bowling alley to read your ex cuse you would think you were walking rn the Valley of the Shadow ' And say kids dont you want to be future citizens instead of hating a future with a ball and charn attached tBy this we dont mean a husband or wrfel With all the forgery going on quite a few of you are going to end look rng at the beautiful skyline of San Francisco from a nrce cozy cell rn alcatraz And of course we always have those people that come rn any wh re from 9 01 to 3 59 with the sob story about how the alarm clock drdnt go off or Honestly lVlr Samuel the clock sard 815 vt hen I left home and l only lrve three blocks from the school What you didnt add of course rs that vou went by for Henrietta and Mildred and stopped at Bar bres and had a piece of toast and also helped comb her harr This kids goes on day after day and every day Mr Samuel finds new gray hairs to add to hrs' collectron If you have a good rea son for staying out by all means do so But when its really not an emergency come and keep up a good attendance also always have your excuse the day of your re turn I Lets s e rf wc cant all get on th ball th s month okay' Christmas In Other lands I On Chr stmas Eve rn English' homes th Yule log or sometimes the root of a tree was brought rn to the house with great ceremony and lrshted with a brt of trnder carefully saved from the fire oft the prec dng year The log wa supposed to burn all night and r rt went out rt was a sign of 111 luck An old song runs Come bring with a norse My merrre merrre boyes The Christmas log to the frrrn In Germany on Christmas Eve the whole hous hold attends s mple church service The light are candles held by the worship pers making an rmpressrte scene In Servrr ind Bulgaria a quarn c r mony rs performed by thc head of the hous the frst thrn Christmas morning Before break fast some corn rs placed rn stocking and the man sprinkles portion ol rt on the doorstep say Christ is born to wh ch the others reply H rs born n deed In Norway and Sweden thc Julatred or peace of Christmas rs publicly proclaimed Early rr the morning the ch ldren go to thr church which has be n decorated Later the grown folks attend After a day of feasting the fam .I Ill. I ali 'tLet's put the show on the road sugarpuss. We're going to a ra race. This is the pungent speec of S.H.S. students just emergin from the awkward age. They nev er merely like or drslrke anythrng They say Im mad for rt conversely It curdles me Sal utatron rs expressed as Hello Bag Hey Devrl what say ' an What are you featurrng tWhat s up l Strictly stock mean nothing much rs doing If the on questioned feels poorly she says I feel like the walkrng dead Agreement s conveyed by Certarnly has' Thats no dream or You can say that again To reinforce a statement I arn t woofrn or I arnt hum mrn means lm not foolrng Dont hand me any more of that Jrye rndrcates that the hearer is fatigued wrth the conversation Amazement rs conveyed by Well cut off my legs and call me Shorty' A nrce boy rs currently known as Glamourpuss Superman Doll or Casanova Hrs car rs a tentype meat grinder or rron Slipping on wing ding that! the young cookle or drlly wrll go shrncrackrng or boogrng fdancmgb As an rnvrta tron her escort will murmur C me on Worm squrrm Boys who do not meet with ap proval are drools goons toads meatballs trolls and drips An ugly boy rs referred to as dogface or Some of Hrtlers work no doubt An unpopular girl may be crow poison pan or zombie A wolf snatches other boys girls A BTO or Brg Trme Op erator takes the grrls out for hash tfoodl Ill eat anythrng that doesnt bite me frrst rndrcates hunger Neckrng rs nubbrng smoochrng catching the monk mousrng goo rng rt and other types of crush parties A person who rndulges rn such actrvrtres rs a fever a cuddle cat or mugbug A young mouse announced hrs engagement at lunch one day Tonrgnt said an older friend will decrde whether you re a mouse or a man If you krss h r tonrght you re a man If you re afra d to assert yourself and put off the happy day you re Just a mouse I guess I must be just a rat sard the young mouse sadly I kissed her last night Two cannrbals were strolling amlessly down the Jungle Frfth Avenue Who was that lady I seen you with last night? ask d the first That was no lady the other as ured hrm That was my drn ner The Professor cleared hrs throat rn the midst of an examination period and remarked gently Will some generous student who rsnt copying from hrs textbook be kind enough to let me have the use of rt for a few moments' for an old fashioned telling of stories A long book indeed mrght be written about Christmas observ ances and legends all over the wo ld I . 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nulwoc srllrr GAB-GAR dltor lh Chlef usmesg Manager ASSISIHDI 1 lety Edltor ASSISISDS lrculatlon Manager xchange Edltor ews Edltor Asslstant eature Edltor Asslstant rts Edlt0I' ASSISISDI Asslstant culty Advlser elen Ruth Slmmons REPORTERS Bob Talley Ned Nuttall Duane Owens Barbara Brooks I-ranccs Canaxan Geraldlne Jensen Bebe Joy Cllfford Phyllls Merrlll Sally Blake Laura Rowley MICKEY Dungan Dlck Wllllams Bob Hamllton Geraldlne Jensen 'tllss Stowell Sam Marks Monroe Bull Jeanne Hubble Georglne Wallace Carol Ellsworth Dorothy Hall Iohn Leller Newell Rlchardson Publlshed every two weeks of the school year except hollday perlods by the ASSOClat6d Student body of the Safford Hlgh School Safford AFIZODH EDITORIAL od blessed oul boys God blessed oul gllls, God D10 ted oul sons and daughters throughout the xxolld and e gave thell llves that xxe mlght llve Thls veal wlll the fllst yeal that we shall celeblate Chl lstmas ln peace e, slnce the vxal Noxx that the peace IS ouls xxe must k forward to a bettel xx orld Hoxx shall xxe the Amerlcan ple, celebrate Chrlstmas thls yeal We must glV9 mole s Wlth good cheer not begludglng one anothel the glfts glV6 but glVQ to be glxlng Thls X681 some of Olll frlends a relatlyes xxlll be xx lth us fol the fllSl tlme slnce the I They wlll be xx elcomed IHIO oul homes xx 1th open alms y wlll be greeted by the xx hole famlly and they xxlll be ated llke kmgs and queens fox the Chllstmas season shall heal then SIOI les of tht LOUHIIIQS HLIOSS the ser sh'1ll tell them of Olll llfc at home xxhllt thtx xxelc e, and xxe shall tleat them to tht cakes ples and tul key U axe so ongtd fol ma t s 1 N ISIITIAS :NERFXFNFWKFXFNFNFXENFSNFS MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A l HAPPY NEW YEAR f TO EVERYONE THE STAFF l 0 -I 0 21 at at it M . -I - . -'vVA'v- '4,',-,---.... ----- A -,,,, , , , 1 . , ,, ,., , . . . 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Q , Q . og ' ' 4 1 t P I r 4 l 1 Wlth the Chrlstmas holldays comlng up we declded we wanted, somethlng new and dlfferent tot do on dates For the beneflt of thei female populatlon of S H S we wlll descrlbe dates Thele are two klnd of dates the klnd you eat tyou know about that klnd! and what the boys ask you for when they dont have somethlng more lnterestlng to do llke study and stuff Before the war lt was sllght ly dlfferent It was somethlng they asked you for when YOU dldnt have anythlng better to do Well now you know Anyway w thought the best way to go about thls was to ask several people what they llked to do on dates About thls tlme we SDl6d Swede standlng alone and unprotected lll the hall so we hullled our llttl tno remarksl selves OVGI to h and sald ln our usual sweet be gulllng tone Swede we thlnk you re a pretty IVDICHI example of the boys of S H S so we want you to tell us what you llke to do on a date He glanced cau tlously over each shoulder and seelng no one he came closer and whlspered ln our eager ears Swede' We cant prlnt that and bESldES I dont thlnk any of the boys ale the least blt lnterested ln that sort of thlng At thls DOIDI Deadhorse Blngham tolned our llttle cllcle and we popped the QUGSIIOH agaln Well belng a woman hater myself I can only go by what the others tell me My frlend Lloyd tells me he llkes to take hls glrl to church or to the Publlc Llbrary and browse for a few hours enloy the flner thlngs of llfe We turned to Swede See we told you so We left Swede HIEUIIIE h1S polnt wlth Dead holse and lan off to flnd Dorothy Jones When we asked her she glggled a glrllsh llttle glggle and sald Oh I llke to do most any thlng mostly eat I lust love to eat l suppose thats why Im gettlng too heaxy alound the walstllne I lust haxe to reduce oh oh oh I dont feel so hotsv totsy must be that shrlmp and plclxle Julce I ltt lll study hall Ohhhhhhh see you latel I hope Who should we see next but Dlck Fllth walklng down the hall Whlb perlng sweet IIOIIIIIIES to hls pet clarln t twe couldnt say pet bru nette because he DI efers blondes J When we asked hlm he took u very lltelally and hustled us lnto hls Rolls Royce and took us to Solomonvllle and HCIOSS the rlvel about ten mlles to the Tldwell Canal hele he stopped Isn't thls beautlfulf' he slghed We peeled through the VVITICIONV at the moon stxeamlng 0V8l the gal bage and a gentle breeze came waftlng thlough the wlndow and the people ln the back seat passed lnto a death llke coma trather strong odorl and Dlck tbless hls llttle heartj took the subtle hlnt and drove on When xve came to the rlyer he got a llttle confused and mlssed the load and almost drowned us ln the reservolr We drove rlght up to the edge of the dam and got stuck 9 tforceful language from Dlckl Quote Fudge' You glrls get out and push whlle I try to get thls thlng t I I t 1 l t t Campus Chatter '7 iid? t 'Sax 1 Bobby Blooks just seems to llke tall dallx men Flrst lt was George Bngham and now L B Nlce lt you cfln do lt Rub n Bullell glaouatlng llst yeal but he stlll has lnterests ln old SHS The maln one seems to Lee Jones has a lot of guys on the stllng but It fnally turn out that Max MOFTIS lS the on on top Could th1S be love lt sule looks that way' What so lnterestlng n Thatch 61 Fred? Could lt be J M These Solomonsxllle Fleshmen must really be somethlng At l ast Rulene Blngham seems to thlnlx so Hoyx lS Dlck these days' Out couple of the week IS Nadlne Blngham and Leo Johnson They leav been golng together a y6ll now and lt really looks SBIIOUS Cdlml Stewut seems to haxt captuled the healt ol that tall dalk 1nd hflndsome nexx boy Sylx ln Polntel Mole GldI'Il0lldS F st t x 1 WUI me O L6dlV and now Jean Jul lln Th y ale really pletty bllls Better Not Pout Better Not Cry Santa Claus IS tommg Io Town Santa Claus lb comlng to town Yes Chrlstmas IS almost here be lleve lt or not The war IS OVFI now so thls year we wlll haxe a peaceful Chrlstmas Chrlstmas 1 a symbol of peace so lets all get ln the splrlt of lt Chrlstmas lb not only a tlme of gay festlvltles DHIIIGS and glfts but It deslgnates the comlng ol Chllst who was born Ill Bethle hem Have you ex 61 stopped to lead the WOldS of OUI Chllstmas songs over carefully FOI lnstance, Peace on Earth, Good Wlll Toward Men These few W0ldS mean a lot When you slng these songs through, you have a feellng of splrltual peace Thls year after so much healt ache and bloodshed, let's all stop to thlnk of Chrlstmas and IIS meanlng, ttPeace on earth, good wlll to all men go for hls type of entertalnment

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Santatausrs omrng or Ihr: lown Beware The great day has arrrved' You cautrously creep down the back starrs not later than f0UI' 0C10Ck rn the mornrng burnrng With Cul' iosity to see what Santa Claus left you For the last srx weeks you have been throwing out broad hrnts to the effect you would lrke that new Burck Luke Acord hi-IS been Hd vertrsrng but rf YOU Cant have that you wrll accept a mmk C031 or possrbly a sable There rs the tree you helped trrm rt yourself and even though the top star rs a lrttle crooked rt s still your handrwork All those packages around the tree they sure look small for a mmk coat but naturally your parents would not toss rs around on the floor maybe you strll have a chance and of course the Burck could be out rn the garage Well mrght as well see what dear old Aunt Madge sent you what rn the world a beautrful parr of prnk mrttens so you wont get your hands cold She made them herself s1x srzes too small ee And dear old Uncle Joe he ought to send you a wrrst watch at least but no a book on the Three Bears Doesnt he thrnk you ll ex er grow up Well' Here s your boy frrends present He would have sent you somethrng lrke that box of candy down at Crandalls youve been hrntrng about for the last month Well of all the nerve Just a box Oh well you were gettrng trred of hrm anyway Well gettrng back to that Burck Its almost daylrght so rts safe to go out to the garage Sure dark Ouch stubbed your toe Theres nothrng here but the old famrly bus Guess Dad drdnt buy the Burck after all Ah well theres strll the mrnk coat better ask Mother about that Someones comrng down the back starrs Its your Mother Heres your chance to ask her about the coat But Mother t rsnt such a preposterous rdea Dad s taxes wrll wart another year Oh well guess youll have to be content wrth the beaver thrs year Better luck next year and Mer ry Chrrstmas UNUSUAL PETS I Stop' Look' do you smell Yes thats Newell Kays pet! skunk tSt1nkyJ If Newell Kay should brrng hrm to school Old Safford Hrgh mlght have to be a1red out Newell says he doesnt show offense yet but hed better watch out Stmky rs only three months old He was found on the road abandoned by hrs mother He lrkes cooked onrons and clrpped lrver Newell keeps h1m rn therr shed He wants to keep hrm but he thrnks hrs mother has drffer ent plans Bob rally has an Australran Parrot called Beulah B ulah rs three years old She cant talk but she whrstles very nrcely Bob plans to buy a mate for her soon Beulah eats Frrttoles tsomethrng ere? ' fy f I false At,-' X i Wrth the Chrrstmas growrng near we all want to look Yule ftrdyl Rrngs on her frngers nd bells on he rtoes Well most of us dont want to go to that extreme because rt s too darn cold to go bareiooted but trny bells on your belfrey tred together wrth a lrttle brt of red or green rrbbon and maybe a lrttle prece of holly tacked on for good measure rs cute Of course the teachers may not apprecrate the wrld pealrng of bells whrle they are tryrng to explam a drffrcult pornt and ld hate to see you be a peeled Belle so Id advrse you only to do thrs on dates and out of school actr vrtres Bracelets made the same way are also cute and you mrght vary the rdea a lrttle by usrng trny prne cones rnstead of bells For the sake of convenrence on a specral holrday date you mrght try attachrng a short strck to your SGHSOII your headl and tack a DISCS of crrsp drapev mrstletoe on the end Thrs rs subtle and also very dec oratrve Bebe Joy gate us an rdea for earrrngs Shellac trny prne cones and paste them on carrrng clasps whrch you can get off your drme store earrrngs Guess wed better qurt now be cause Bob absolutely refuses to grve us more than two pages for our lrt rary gems Heart lrouble Dear M ss Lovelace What can vue grrls who drdnt get da'es to the Senror Frolrc do to be sure we get to the next for ma Wallflowers Inc Dear Wallflowers Inc Ask hem to the Grrls Dance ri hes a gentleman he wrll always return the date Dear Mrss Lox elace Why cant p ople mnd therr own busrnesso They tell me Im gettrng marrred and I drdnt even know rt myself G Dear J G They leave to talk about some thrng and after all rt rs a nrce rde now Isnt 1t Dear Mrss Lovelace How can I get enough money to go o Duncan to see my grrl for Xmas M Dear J M Pass r hat' We we heard so much I I I I 961' 0 and Dear Santa Chrrstmas wrll be here agarn rn a few days and the krds of Saf ford Hrgh are rust dyrng to get omethrng thrs year Here are some of the wrshes of the stu dents Rex Allred wouldnt mrnd hav 1112 a Ieeb he says hes got a cer tam grrl who would go wrth hrm lf he had one Dan Goodman needs more Spendrng money to get hrs grrl somethrng wrth Dale McBr1de says he would lrke an address book full of the n e c e s s a r y rnformatron about Globe grrls Helen Clarrdge needs lp strck that doesnt come off She says her krsses are left on her boy frrends too long Georgrne Wallace could use .1 new harr do Bob Hamrlton wants an arr plane so he can vrsrt hrs grrl rn Idaho Gordon Poer needs a new br cycle Jerry Naylor would lrke four new trres and a new Van Johnson mrle Duane Owens sure could use a B 29 to fly back and forth Helen Srmmons says her Chrrst mas present could be a furlough for her boy frrend Max Morrrs would lrke a new nrckname Leland Stevens says he wouldnt mrnd meetrng a few new ,?,lI'lS99','7 Mrss Clayson would lrke a 1946 Ford for her very own Donald Myers wants a new part of glasses for the ones he broke Dorothy Hall wants a taller form Bob Talley wants a trrp to Southern Utah We wonder why A new grrl Bob '7 '7 Laura Rowley thrnks rts about trme sh got that Senror who makes eyes at her Srgnrng of ffor now Yours truly Krde of Safford Hrgh New Year s Resolutions Wrth New Years almost here we should all be makrng our New Years resolutrons l We must treat all our teach ers nrce so we Wont have to have them next vear 2 We must always have our homework done on trme so our teachers wont be mad at us 3 We must net er play around rn class because we hurt teacher s feelrngs rf we dont pay attentron 4 We must never chew gum rn class teacher mrght want some oo 5 We must always brrng our materrals to class never borrow from teacher because she knows that rt wont come back as she gave rt 6 We must always study our work Mr Motes doesnt lrke a memory coward 7 We must always do our own work teacher gets trred of seerng someone elses work on our D3 pers 8 We must alvr ays be on trme to all classes teacher gets trred of havrng to wrrte your names down I I I I I Once a Year 0h Joy Knowrng that Chrrstmas co but once a year and that e one has hrs own rdeas on what wrll make the occasrorr fect we conducted a tour thr the hrgh school to see what the students wanted from S Claus Below you wrll frnd a ulated report tSrde remarks the puprls own and do not essarrly reflect the oprnron of wrrter 5 Patsy Talley wants a ce Thatcher football player Not any one wrll do Fred Burrell wants one of well burlt 46 Burcks wrth s thrng else well burlt rnsrde C says she can even be blonde J Mrss Corbrn reports she n a new wrrst watch to take ca h er slrppery trme on my h study halls tWatch out Jo Meredrth thrs means you'l Drck Wrllrams rs dreamrng Whrte Chrrstmas wrth Mrc blood all over the snow Bobby Brooks wants three p of the Bulldog on whrch to r her lrterary gems Dorothy Jones wants To Tommy and Mr Samuel wants a strrn the polls of wrsdom Swede Nrelson wants to be of a good chuck every day plenty of cream n Sugar John Zeller Con bended k pleads wrth Santa to make al Sen or grrls pay therr dues Ronnre Evans wants a pa those flashy artrfrcral super d fan the flames of love Most of the grrls we talked wanted a beautrful handsome fVan Johnson would do? and of the boys wanted to go w certam someone rnto the ce moolrght and get that cer feelrng Chorces ranged all the from Prma to Solomonwrll Santa ought not t trouble gatherrng them When asked what hc Chrrstmas Drck Frrth a fantrcal gleam rn hrs mrt to Helmut ' ' tWe w what he meant by that J Rulon Skrnner CGenerous rusl remarked that he had fected a mass productron S Carson machrne and tha would grve each SHS grrl om lrca of that oo la la man t Claus better watch out sounds lrke competrtron I Laura Rowley Ihrnt to wants an Increase rn allo before rrgor mortrs sets rn unrestrrcted use of the famrl Marry Jane Chapman says old thrng wrll do as long as between 16 and 30 So here we are back wantrng some member of th posrte sex And wed lrke to who doesnt' Well bet rf Claus were asked what he w for 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