SUNY Plattsburgh - Cardinal Yearbook (Plattsburgh, NY)

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Judge (to prisoner): What is your name? Prisoner: S-s-sam S-s-sission. S-sir. .Judge: Where do you live? Prisoner: S-s-seventy s-s-seven S-s-surrey S-s-street. S-s-sir. Judge (to policeman): Officer, What is this man being charged with: Officer: Bcgorry. yer honor. Oi think he must be charged with soda water. The height of slow motion woidd he two Scotchmen reaching for the dinner check. Professor Noyes: Your last paper was very difficult to read. Your work should he so written that even the most ignorant will he able to understand. Student: Yes, Sir. What part didn ' t you understand? Minnie: Be yo ' all sneezin ' . Honey? Rastus: No. ah ain ' t sneezin ' honey: ah ' se stiee .in ' sneeze. What do yo ' think mah nose is anyway, a bee hive? Wilbur: 1 hear Mr. Thompson called you a blockhead. Is that SO? ViC: No. be didn ' t make it that strong. He just said. Pull your cap down, here comes a woodpecker. Two urchins were watching a barber singe a customer ' s hair, (ice. said one. He ' s liuntiu ' ' cm with ■ light. The street was thronged with thousands of hurrying pedestrians. Suddenly a woman ' s shriek rose shrilly above the noise of the passing throngs. Give me air. she shrieked. The crowds gasped, then stood aside — and a woman triumphantly drove her car with a flat tire into the filling station. I illis Yaughan: Let ' s play house. Francis Pierce: O.K. House your mother — house your father? Mr. Hart in an (to Ruth CJonyea): Rewrite this sentence: He don ' t like cards. Ruth (ionyea: Hi ' don ' t like cards. He don ' t like cards. Father (to youngster just out of bed): Now what are you crying about? Little Bradford: I wanna drink. Father: So do I: go to sleep. Twenty-four

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