SUNY at Fredonia - Fredonian Yearbook (Fredonia, NY)

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Jingles and Jokes A jest's prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in the tongue Of him that makes it. DorothyeHow kind of you to bring me these Howers. They are so fresh, and there is some dew on them yet. Dickinson-Yes, there's a little but I'll pay that right up. John-Did you hear about the deaf and dumb man at the wagon factory? ChubeVVhat about him? JohneHe picked up a wagon wheel and spoke. Student tduring showelj-May I go out to cover my auto? Absent-minded ProLeYes, yes, bring it in. Harrye-Shall we go shine or rain? Heleu-Shiner isn't in it. Mr. H.-In my opinion this class ought to be brought under the attention of the Humane Society. Classe'Why? Mr. H.eFor the missuse of ponies. Tuelu what course do you expect to graduate? Hi1-In the course of time. Mr. Olson- XWill there be any stars in my crown ? G. WheIf it's a question of Psychology ifs a sure thing. Miss H. F. tgiving directions in the High School study hallyettLift your heels, with palms up. ' JueIt seems to me you seniors go out at night a great deal. S12-XVell. that's generally when the stars do come out. XVhat tune were you whistling a little while ago ?h Oh, nothing but a cartunef' This pen is on the prohibition ticketW uVVhy ?o' Because it's going dry ! Frank Bemfhere is something gnawing at my brainf' Mr. Mc-ttIt will soon starve?

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POPULAR SONGS Over the Hills to MaryeGeorge. Naughty, Naughty, Naughty.-L. Murray. XNhat do you want to make those eyes at me for For me and my galdH. Hickeyl Adventures of Ham and Rude P P If I can't get you, I'll get your sisteneH. Gunther. To thy rest, tired hunter. tLeader adsJeEd. Politoske. Keep your eye on the Girlies you Love-T. Hart. In the evening by the moonlightXl-M. Arnold. .7 B. Smith. l17.-It takes a lot of brains to get to be a Senior. l18.-Is that what happened to yours? Frank BeMay I cross the street with you? SheeCertainly, if you are afraid to QO alone. ' SAFETY FIRST Miss. And now boys and girls. leave all books at the desk, take alternate seats in alternate rows. cover all writing with another sheet of paper, and remember that you are on your honor in this examination. High Schol Boys: Remember that its not quantity that counts: and while there's life there's Hope. a It's strange why all the girls like to stay around that seat at the head of the stairs, isn't it? Ifthe Apha girls knelt everyday as long as they did while they were having their picture taken, there'd be some chance of their getting to Heaven. - Practice Teacher. Life is real, Life is earnest, And we hope the graves itls 00211, For if we have to teach in Heaven, Lord have mercy on our .soul. ELECTRICALLY SPEAKING Boss.e Watt hour you doing there? Office boyettEating currentseAnode you'd catch mef'i Boss- Wire you insulate this morning? BoyeitLeyden bed. BosseHWouldu't that jar you! Canlt you get your relay- shunts to get you up ?ll Boye'Amperently not. Boss-ttWell, fuse going to do this every day, youire fired. Gwan ohm? ' At the Social Hours. You bump from one to others, You step'ou people's feet, You merely stand and wiggle, You are consumed with the heat, You try a very fancy step, You only make a mess. You realize it's true at last, The Power of the Press. Mary Kelsy has decided to take'up Masonry as her vocation. Nelson, your sanctimonious expreSSion of countenance -assures all your schoolmates that you were made for the min- istry. Mr. J.-Yes, sulphur is found in Louisiana. Name a place nearer home. George NLe'i'In matches? thy did you call peninsula a rubber neck .3 Well: it is a neck running out to sea. Dorris N.e lf I eat dates enought T will turn into a cal- endar. ' Huh. if you eat too many you might turn into a hospital. XNould you say a man believed in Sleeping overtime if he left his watch under his pillow at night?

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The I Farm Cede'lg t'XVorthy fellows; and like to prove most sinewy sword men? H H When our eountryk c2111 sounded thru our halls,- many were the hearts. willing to respond but few of our numbereould e11? list for military service. Then as the needs of the country became more apparent. the plea for increased agricultural and industrial servicecame. This time we were able to respond and a large part of the boys'enlisted as farm cadets. They went gladly, even though it was a sacrihce and meant the exchange Among those who have enlisted are the following: Russel Blodgett W'arren Blodgett Norris Damon Guy Tadt 'u 1! Richard Shaver George Tadt of pleasant schoolroom ease C? for strenuous Shop and farm work. Nevertheless, in spite Of aching backs and burned necks they give cheery reports of their work. Perhaps they are con- ccaling the hit of homesick longing they must feel for the long seats in the halls or the noonday promenades. Yet it is worth it all and we honor the boys who are thus doing their share for qur country. Hail to the ttFarm Cadets. Lawrence Shuttleworth Charlotte True Frederick Jackson Morley Everts Charles Gugino Brown Hall Russel Leone Stanley McConnell Edward OtBrieh Floyd Richardson Arthur W7ilson Wendell W oodhury Arthur Wright Glen Kent Ralph XViltsie Melville Everts Elmer Landschoof Chauncey XVilsou Luther Pierce Samuel Gugino William Lodico John Bailey