SUNY at Fredonia - Fredonian Yearbook (Fredonia, NY)

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OUR ADVERTISERS 1- HE FOLLOWING PAGES CONTAIN A SELECTED V LINE OF ADVERTISEMENTS OF FIRMS WHO ' ARE RATED AS STRICTLY A-l. THEY MERIT AND SHOULD RECEIVE THE PATRONAGE OF EVERY STUDENT AND READER OF THIS YEAR BOOK

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UrbaneWVhat do you miss most since moving into the vountryPI, RuralettTrains. Did You Ever Seee M. TitcombeVVhen she was acting human? R. DukeeWhen he wasnit starting a rough house? Vita ReVVithout a book? Louie DeVVhen she wasnlt talking about Don? D. Newton XVhen she wasn't studying art? I H. M. and T. H.-Flaying base ball? ' Nelson-VVith a braid down his back? Helen M. SerVith a tidy desk? Mary AnglimeSmile while teaching? Grace lleI-lurrying? Can't he did. RazeyeTaking lumber from the gym? Chubby Glued t0 Smithls lawn? ErmaeTake time to eat? PollyeCollect Sr. class dues? D. I-lart-W'hen she wasn't studying Dick-en-Son? Student tspeaking 0f the conceroeltHow much are the tickets ?,I Mary tthinking all the world was centered in her new 14X dollar and a half without the band. hatye HeettDid you see those autos skid? Shee'TIow dare you call me that? I-Ierels to the man who is reading his Leader. And reading his Leader alone; Down with the man who is reading your Leader. XNhen he ought to be reading his own. The arithmetic methods class of '17 will hold a reunion next year to see how many can add 2A7, and 3I4. Esthert'sl Light and for If Dorothytlsy French, where's whom did Ethel Waite and why wouldn't Merlet'sy Cotaylburn? ' Here, what do you mean by waking me out of a sound sleep? ' Because the sound was too distressing.U Applied Quotations. lthisdom shall die with you. eErma Hotchkiss. What shall I do to be forever knyow11? -Polly. Who love not women, wine and song, will be a fool his whole life long. -Toppy t3 i Earth's noblest thing-a woman perfectedfl-aFrank Barnes 01' Colburn. When she had passed it seemed like the passing of exquisite music. eMiss H. I am the best of them. --I-I Hickev Music hath charms to soothe the sav age lneast, to soften lOCkS, to bend a knotted oak iPGCOlge. Don like'tls the ark full yet? Conductore- All but the monkey, hurry up. Miss McLettThat's a bad coughg H. Bowersell know it, but its the best live got. Ed. tin advance algebrzO- Say, whats the Ii'th power of patriotism ? ' Toppy-ltI don't know? Ed.- Enlistment. Pa tpeev ele Willie I had a note f1 om youi teacher to- lav: That's all right. Pa: Illl keep it quiet :lut if people knew The books we've gone thru To dig up jokes for these pages, They'd not think us bright, But would wonder all right How jokes lived through such long ages.