SUNY at Fredonia - Fredonian Yearbook (Fredonia, NY)

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SCIENCE DEPARTMENT. A new supply of dishes has been ordered for the labratory, so that the students xi ill no longer be obliged to make fudge in the pans used for dissecting angle worms Students will be charged for all breakage of apparatus. Anyone losinv or Cl5lHlFig'11lg his menith or nadir will be assessed the cost of repairs. p DEPARTMENT OF ENGLISH Students will be required to spend six hours per day on Rhetoric and xi ill be excused from getting all other lessons while taking that subject. I . Amural decoration is to be designed for room O, which will contain the inscription All hope abandon, ye who enter here. DEPARTMENT OF MATHEMATICS Students who take arithmetic for six successive terms will receis e the honor.1 x degi ee of S Ph QSenior Phlunkerj ' No one Will be excused from laughing at the jokes of the professoi of inathenifitics, except on ac count of sickness or death in the family. Preconceived ideas, self-conceit or dignity of manner must be deposited wi IIII an attendant on enter ing the advanced arithmetic class. A check will be given t.o each student for ieclairning the same at the end of the session. The air was full of music, ' The night in glorj Shonef in When 9. band of serenaders Brought forth their graphophone The air was full of music, But itwas of a different lay, When the band of serenaders Like the Arabs stole away. -F. S. 20 ' ,ix X ' . 'ri ,

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Any young man who calls up a young lady student on the telephone or speaking-tube more than four times in the same day or evening will be charged five cents for messenger service. - 1 Pupils will not be allowed to call ice after the teachers' wheels. Prof. J's knapsack and Miss Sis Boston bag are protected by the general copyright and must not be imitated. Ladies of the Normal Boarding Club will be allowed the use of the reception room when the assist- ant janitors do not want it. The State will not be responsible for injuries sustained by those falling over affectionate couples on the back stairway. P Since a serpentine ladder and climbing poles have lately been placed in the gymnasium, the use of the fire-escape and roof coruice as a part of the gymnasium apparatus is to be discontinued. Members of the Ladies' Boarding Club should provide themselves with ai fudge-pan, a mouse-trap, a cracker-box for a divan, at least seventeen cushions for the same, a paper of tacks and a supply of the- atrical posters. DEPARTMENT OF PEDAGOGY. . ' All students entering the class in Science of Education will provide themselves with a strong, dur- able, a priori concept of an orange, and an exhaustible supply of latent mental energy. For the beneiit of future students, we give here the General Law of Education. When lazy mental energy is stimulated to activity by the voice of Dr. Palmer calling on it to recite, and said lazy mental energy has not the slightest idea what to recite, let the lazy mentalenergy mention an orange, or the a priori concept of a circle, and said lazy mental energy and the voice of Dr. Palmer will be put in equilibrium. ART DEPARTMENT. All students will be expected to pose for l the sketch class once a year, unless excused by a medical certificate. Any person convicted of eating potatoes, onions or squashes arranged as studies for the drawing class will be prosecuted to the full extent of the lavv. Members of the faculty who do not Wish to be cari- catured by our artist will please present bids for exemption before the beginning of each month, or else forever after hold their peace. T Members of literary societies Wishing to be supplied with artistic theatrical scenery may apply to the Art Department, and leave the address of their undertaker. The janitor will see that arrangements are completed. ' 19

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