SUNY at Cobleskill - Voice Yearbook (Cobleskill, NY)

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14. We will to Shrimpy Blecgirdc, Frakic Warner’s knack of sinking them. 1 5. To Racetrack Lansing we leave Chippie Palmer's ability to gather honey here and there. 16. To the cafeteria patrons wc leave a box of digestion tablets. 17. To Ruth Hobbs wc will Blackmail Barbour's placid and sunny disposition. IS. To Mr. Hodder we leave fifteen seconds of valuable wasted class time. I‘ . To Beltine wc leave Jessie’s ability to grasp jokes. 20. To Squeaky Lemka wc leave Stud Stamski's flag-carrying ability. 21. To Sonny Van Dur.cr we leave Wolf Cary’s goodnight kiss. 22. To Bilfer Platania wc leave Droopy Harder's technique in holding hags. 23. To Tiger Pons we bequeath Insull Masick's Piratical Business Dealings. 24. To Monica Bates wc will Swiftic Smith's speed, form and technique. 25. To Breezy we will Shadow Pink’s displacement. 26. To Mushmouth Miller wc leave Cubby Bearor's classroom snore. May the recipients of our gifts use them to the best advantage. To this document we set an unsteady hand and seal. [26]

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LAST WILL and TESTAMENT Wc, the members of the Senior Class, being of questionable mentality and to-tally lacking in all judgment, do hereby will and bequeath our possessions to pos-terity. j. To the Faculty and the School in general we leave our congratulations on their fortitude in having put up with us for three years. 2. To Mr. Ohamplin we leave all the blank paper on which our Social Science exercises should have been written. 3. To Mr. Day we leave our best wishes for his success in getting future Farm Management classes to hand in their units on time. 4. To whoever is foolish enough to accept them we leave Horsefacc Nines' green pants. 5. To the Juniors wc leave our paddles to ensure their success in enforcing Freshmen rules. 6. To Mouthy Sheclcy we will Comrade Badglcy's ability to run out of gas at the right place with the right girl. 7. To Moosenose Johnson wc will Aucompaugh's knack for dodging work in any form. 8. To Bugler Patterson wc leave Tango Benson’s soul-stirring oratory. 9. To the orchestra wc leave Doflicker Monroe's rare musical touch. 10. Wc leave Barfly Maynard to the Cozy Garden. We’ve already left our cash. 1 1. Rumba Beldcn's technique for holding men we leave to Sleepy Morrison. 12. Stinky Pray and his Chevrolet go to Marion Goodspccd. 13. To Muggy Lynch wc leave Bab Martincc’s outlook on life. [25]

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