SUNY at Cobleskill - Voice Yearbook (Cobleskill, NY)

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PROPHECY The soothing hum of the instructor’s voice induced in me a state bordering upon drowsiness, and in the midst of important facts concerning pedigrees, genetics, and other items of bovine interest, I fell into a deep slumber. While the important facts concerning bang's Abortion and Mastitis were explained a bright vision unfolded itself before my sleep-clouded mind. I saw: Mary Deyo as hostess in a night club, with Faithful George officiating as gigilo, bartender, and bouncer when the necessity arose. Over in Italy, Bea Barbour has established a nursery school. Mere, working hand in band with Mussolini, her talents are finally appreciated. Pete is trailing along ready to instruct II Duce in the technique of raising large families. A1 Masick lias an office on Wall Street where he is working hard in an effort to corner the gold market. A motto standing on his desk reads, “When bigger and better suckers arc made, send them to me.” Rex Koenig has entered the literary field with a hook entitled, “1 le Who Laughs At Mis Own Jokes Laughs the Loudest.” To date the sales of this masterpiece total four copies, two of which he bought himself. He is in great demand as a guest of honor at various social functions such as The Gas-Fitters Mash Banquet and The Street Cleaners Supper. Wendy Conklin has hccoinc a matinee idol, and is daily causing the hearts of millions to palpitate. On his arrival in Hollywood, Taylor and Cable committed suicide, while Mae West went out for a manicure. Margie Smith is running the corset counter at Macy's and takes on a bit of modeling on the side. Badgley and MacElroy have migrated to Ethiopia where they have reestablished the perfect capitalistic system enslaving the entire |M pulation. Badgley may In seen walking around his rublxrr plantation carrying a text hook and a whip which reaches to the ground. This ensures working efficiency and a good labor distribution. For their lighter moments they have their closets full of the usual bottles. Henry Dromms is a member of the U. S Senate, where he is gradually acquiring a reputation resembling that of Huey Long. Mis fervid oratory lulls the Senators into a gentle slumber. Mis latest filibuster was on the subject, Relaxation in a Dairy Barn. [23]

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PKTF.R STAMSKI Prtk“ Aninial I hi shun dry Wiirwirk, New York Alpha Sigma Chi 2-3: Grange 2-3; (Iiiiii[t Degree. Team 3: I illini Sliuwinj» (ioulcsl 2: Secretary Alpha Sigma !lii .'I: liilrrclass Basketball 2-3: Chtss Day Committee. In mnl nii! I always ilmi. In mill mi of smite girl's hear . JF.SSIF. STIRI.TNO Ji:ss Inslitiilimnil Manaf;rmen I Seotia. New York Voire Staff 2-3: iIonic Kr. Club 2: Mplta Sigma Delta 3: Secre-tary Voicr Stall 3: Secretary Senior Class 3. •.Very woman lenulil rather he heiiutilul limn nmol. IIORVCK M. VAN HORN IIoRME ‘ A a! mill llasliandry Schoharie, New York Manager Basketball I: Student Council 1: Fitting a ml Showing Contest 2. Why, Mr. IIheeler. iehn sit id I stole fire flints of ire creamY RON A 1.1) S. WKBSTF.R, JR. “JuNIok” Li pcs lock South Valley, New York Orchestra 2. 7 run fix a irartor lots heller than I ran fix lift a dale. OF.ORCF. WF.IT7. “SuiKHKHXIIt Animal Ilushnndry Fine Island, New York Alpha Sigma Chi 2-3: Filling ami Showing Contest 2: Class Raskethull 2-3: Crange 2-3: Class Day Committee. The greatest humiliation for ii mail is io prove that he is a man. MARY KI.I.KN WARNKR “Wakkkic” Child Study Franklin, New York Vico President Alpha Sigma Delta: Basketball 2-3: Captain Basketball 3: Athletic Council 3; Coblcskill Kxchungc Club Prize: Home He. Club 2-3: Win. II. Cabling Student Citizenship Sr. Prize: Grange 2: Captain Christian Brown Cluipt. I). A. R. Sr. Prize; Tennis Tournament 3. Oh, I loir you just the rume.’' JAMKS F. WFISS “Jimmik” Livestock-Poultry Albany. New York Theta Cammn 1-2-3: President Theta Camilla 3: Basketball 2-3: Cross Country 1: Fitting and Showing Contest 2: Vice President Junior Class 2: (.range Degree Team 1-2-3; Grange Play 2: Student (aiuncil 2. The wedding hells will soon ring true For Jimmy and Inna the hnppy lira PRKSC.OIT FI.KTCIIKR WIIITNKY Dbaoin Dairying Schaghlieoke, New York 1‘itting and Showing Contest 2: Gross Country 2-3; Zeta Alpha Phi 2 3. A It hough Fin n!most always broke I re gas enough foi Srhaghli-roke ROBF.RT WITIIKRKI.I. “Boil” Poultry Fugle Bridge. New York Orchestra 12 3: Class Basket |,all I: Softball 12: Speedlwll 12: Pin and Ring Committee. ''Dinning mid the green house are my specialties. ' WII.I.IAM ZUKND “Bill.” Livestock-Poultry Scotia, New York V ' ta Alpha Phi 2-3: Crow Country 3: Athletie Council 3; Fitting and Showing Contest 2. Lust hut ant least. [22 j

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Jessie Stirling and Bebernitz are settled on a cosy poultry farm, with Smitty ns general supervisor and hill-in. Mary Ellen Warner has opened a large nursery on Park Avenue with the slogan, “Park Your Bahics While You Shop.” It is rumored that Benson keeps the children amused with his jokes and animal imitations. Marietta Dimmick has set up a huge system of cafeterias, hut her great objective is that of raising little Van Duzers. Van very thoughtfully lulls them to sleep with lullabies on his (lute. Bob Pray presides on the bench of a court at Reno, where he is noted for his sympathy and understanding in all matrimonial cases. He received his experience at State School. On the side he runs a rumba class. Hinsc has migrated to the more congenial surroundings of Salt Like City and started a poultry farm. He seems to think that he and Brigham Young had something in common, but the natives have come to the conclusion that Brigham was a piker. Clarence Harder has combined the bag business with the wrecked car business. He gained his experience with bags and no-good cars while at State School. Lil Mellon is pounding out pork chops in her husband's butcher shop. Occasionally she flings the meat cleaver at her spouse for variety. Poflickcr Munroc is a popular orchestra leader. He specializes in a swinct solo at each performance. No one can dance to his music, of course, but folks are broadminded. A loud crash awoke me from my sleep. It was caused by one of the instructors in the Dairy Building pulling his door off its hinges. [24]