SUNY at Cobleskill - Voice Yearbook (Cobleskill, NY)

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20. To Mr. Osolncek, wo bequeath with the greatest of pleasure a more patient bniper in training animals so they won’t feel funny in the ring. 21. To Ed. Cregorka, we will a Lazy Lamb instead of a Leaping I cna to show at the fitting contest next year. 22. To Larry Avres, we will a steady girl friend so lie won’t have to cut in so much. 2.'L To Otis Palmer, we bequeath the book, “How to Slav Young No Matter What the Trials May He.” 21. To Parks, we bequeath a cute little blonde to take Hilda’s place next year. 2; . To Wager, we bequeath a permanent job as stable boy at Slate School with all of the honors that go with it. 2b. To Quigley, we will a pipe of peace to smoke with Mr. Crittenden. 27. To Van, we will a continuation of Alida’s affect ions. 2o. To Hannis, we bequeath a football helmet with little waves in it so it won’t disturb his hair when he plays football. 29. To Hurley and Travis, we will a piece of rubber to chew in assembly so they won't have to expend so much money buying gum. 30. To Jerry, we will a special pass so the cops won't stop him when he has his girl friend out. 31. To Eddie Dunn, we will a book on “How to Train Elies,” so he will have something on which to conccnl’ale during study hall. .‘ 2. To Hob Tutor. we will a reducing belt to be used this summer so he won’t outgrow his football clothes. We do hereby appoint The Original Puller as the sole executor of this, our L ist Will and Testament. In Witnkss Wmkkkof, we, the Class of Nineteen Hundred Thirty-One, have to this Will caused to be set our hand and seal, this twenty-second day of April, 1931. (Signed) CLASS OK THIRTY-ONE. E. Ellis Pat Spkkhkck Twenty-eight

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Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1931 In llie year of our Lord nineteen hundred thirty-one, we, the Senior (.lass of New York State School of Agriculture, in the village of Coble-kill, town of (.obles-kill. County of Schoharie, and Stale of New York, now having reached our goal, still being of ouii(l body and mind, both mentally and morally, do hereby ordain and establish this, our I asl Will and Testament, to be executed as follows: 1. To our Alma Mater, we do hereby will and bequeath the love, honor and respect of tin graduating class. 2. To our loving, considerate, and thoughtful faculty we will our best regards and hopes for another class as quiet, as steady, as well behaved and as unique as we were. 3. To the dignified Juniors, we will our Senior seriousness, all of our social obligations, the nerve to carry on for another year so that they will In able to profitably keep up the noble work which we have thus far so nobly advanced. 4. To the blossoming and absent-minded Frosh we will and bequeath the book. “Do Unto Others As Others Did Unto You, ' and rules for how to apply the principles. 5. To our stern and rigid director, Mr. Lee V. Crittenden, we present the book. “Hardships of a Senior,” for him to distribute at the beginning of the year to prospective Seniors. 6. To Miss Biles and Miss llodgdon, we bequeath a generous supply of shock absorbers to use in the cars before attempting some of the country roads in vain efforts to produce rural teachers. 7. To Miss Prentice, we will a set of mechanical Home Kckers so she can wind them up when she gets sick again and have them carry on the work alone. 8. To Mrs. Herron, we will a set of lenses so she can watch the dorm, parlor when there are young sprouts calling. 9. To Mr. Moot, we bequeath a pacifier to keep him quiet at basketball games. 10. To Mr. Collycr, we bequeath a book of etiquette so lie can leach better manners to the boys at Bortell s. 11. To Mr. Hoddcr, we bequeath a smoother and better method of hypnotizing everyone instead of a favored few. 12. To Mr. Curtis, we will a new medicine case, including a song, “All the King’s Horses.” to sing to bis patients. 13. To Miss Van Alcn, we extend the ability to enrapture and hold men—namely Van—and a request to give the girls next year an even break. II. To Mr. Day, we will and bequeath a more polite and attentive music class so he can try out some ideas of group singing. 15. To Mr. Gregory, we will a supply of mufllers to use to deaden the noise of cars when he is having an 8:15. 16. To Mr. Huey, we will a new and more modern smile-—bis old one is a little worn. 17. To Vlr. Teed, we bequeath a prism so he can look around corners and find out what is going on. 18. To Mr. Wheeler, we will all the trouble and sorrows of the Senior (’.lass, which they cannot lake along with them, since he is so able to l»ear them. 19. To Mr. Hcwcs, we will a phonograph which he can set going when lie runs out of something to say in class. Moral: The phonograph will never be used. Tucn'y-scven

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