Rutherford High School - Rutherfordian Yearbook (Rutherford, NJ)

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Best Dressed LUCILLE PERCIER GEORGE PABST Class Chatterboxes LOUISE EHRHARDT WALTER RILEY M! 1, Jw' Most Athletic VIRGINIA JACKSON HENRY HAYMAN Q . I I Cutest JACQUELINE COX BOB RIENZI 24 AL Class Wolves FRANCES KU LAS GERRY MALLETT Best Looking JACQUELINE COX DON MILLER Best Students JOAN SULLIVAN JOHN HASTINGS

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0,4 1951 rocks because he couldn't stand being married to a girl smarter than he. Ron Borchert, chief car inspector for McCormack Motors, was arrested for speeding after Joan Pantoliano, who was out with Pretzel Magnate Marty Lieberman. This was reckless Ron's fifteenth arrest, tying Galdys Carlin's record. Queenie Kulas, star of Klein's Klassy Follies, was insured by the Wis- niewski Insurance Company against catching a cold in her costume. Tommy Meiks demanded higher wages from Millardbecause as she said, The fatality rate from over exposure is high in this business. Hollywood reporter Marlene Giordano came out with an extra saying that Goofus Gordy Mallett's Purdy Planets had played an entire game without committing a foul. Marlene was immediately rushed to Secola's Soothing Sanitarium, where head quack Terry Doyle pronounced her madly insane. Still resting there from the strain of his high school days is Ditty Hartmann. At the moment he was occupied in painting the grass green. Head ground keeper Dot Todd told him to stop because she had just painted it. Mary Blazo and Marion Blamey have opened a Lonely Hearts Club with branches in twenty three countries. Top subscribers are Jerry Williams and Doris Ruckstuhl. Bill Veazey and Eleanor Merck appear on a radio program advertised by the Lonely Hearts Club called, My Heart's Not Lonely Anymore. In the latest Andy Kohut Cartoon, Gina Meredith, the fat lady, made Grunt's Grybowski double for her to throw private dick Mike Mazzaro off the track, while she escaped by posing as one of Orral Moore's trained elephants. Working out at Jean Owen's Beach and Track is Ann Wappler, swim- ming star, who is there with her fiance Nelson Collins, the Mortician King, whose motto is l'll be the last to let you down. Famous half miler Thuston Cooper is also there, running laps with Joan Sullivan, ace marathon runner. Ken Aydelottedivorced Linda Babb because Ken said Linda still laughed faithfully at Carl Huth's jokes l?l and antics l?l. Janet Metzgar issued an interesting statement after the hearing saying, Half of all the married people are women. Joan Walker and Francis Olson are leaving for India to try and lure more boys into J. J's famous lHi-Yi Club. Mickey Pabst and Roseann Pantoliano are trying to disprove Barbara Hive's theory of shrinking heads. Sandy Ayers volunteered for this experiment as he has the oddest head in the country. Virginia Rodgers and Joan Ruggero have collaborated on a sensational new novel called, Honey Bun. Movie queen Phyllis Richter will appear in the cinema version of it. Big game hunters Gerry Baldy Mallett and D. Doug Dales have deserted their wives, artist Lucille Percier and tree surgeon Carole Dempster, to lead a South African hunting safari. Just before collapsing Sam heard Bud say to Lou, The fulfillment of this prophecy proves that many a true word is said in jest. 23

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Class Lovebirds JOAN WALKER TERRY SCHULTZ Shyest GLADYS CARLIN KEN HOLCK Most Popular VIRGINIA MEREDITH GERRY MALLETT ,KX fix. Class Wits PAT MEYER GERRY MALLETT 25 Venus - Apollo LUCILLE PERCIER TED FORHECZ Most Likely to Succeed PHYLLIS RICHTER JOHN HASTINGS Most Carefree PAT MEYER KOSTER CAMPBELL '