Rutherford High School - Rutherfordian Yearbook (Rutherford, NJ)

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0,4 1951 rocks because he couldn't stand being married to a girl smarter than he. Ron Borchert, chief car inspector for McCormack Motors, was arrested for speeding after Joan Pantoliano, who was out with Pretzel Magnate Marty Lieberman. This was reckless Ron's fifteenth arrest, tying Galdys Carlin's record. Queenie Kulas, star of Klein's Klassy Follies, was insured by the Wis- niewski Insurance Company against catching a cold in her costume. Tommy Meiks demanded higher wages from Millardbecause as she said, The fatality rate from over exposure is high in this business. Hollywood reporter Marlene Giordano came out with an extra saying that Goofus Gordy Mallett's Purdy Planets had played an entire game without committing a foul. Marlene was immediately rushed to Secola's Soothing Sanitarium, where head quack Terry Doyle pronounced her madly insane. Still resting there from the strain of his high school days is Ditty Hartmann. At the moment he was occupied in painting the grass green. Head ground keeper Dot Todd told him to stop because she had just painted it. Mary Blazo and Marion Blamey have opened a Lonely Hearts Club with branches in twenty three countries. Top subscribers are Jerry Williams and Doris Ruckstuhl. Bill Veazey and Eleanor Merck appear on a radio program advertised by the Lonely Hearts Club called, My Heart's Not Lonely Anymore. In the latest Andy Kohut Cartoon, Gina Meredith, the fat lady, made Grunt's Grybowski double for her to throw private dick Mike Mazzaro off the track, while she escaped by posing as one of Orral Moore's trained elephants. Working out at Jean Owen's Beach and Track is Ann Wappler, swim- ming star, who is there with her fiance Nelson Collins, the Mortician King, whose motto is l'll be the last to let you down. Famous half miler Thuston Cooper is also there, running laps with Joan Sullivan, ace marathon runner. Ken Aydelottedivorced Linda Babb because Ken said Linda still laughed faithfully at Carl Huth's jokes l?l and antics l?l. Janet Metzgar issued an interesting statement after the hearing saying, Half of all the married people are women. Joan Walker and Francis Olson are leaving for India to try and lure more boys into J. J's famous lHi-Yi Club. Mickey Pabst and Roseann Pantoliano are trying to disprove Barbara Hive's theory of shrinking heads. Sandy Ayers volunteered for this experiment as he has the oddest head in the country. Virginia Rodgers and Joan Ruggero have collaborated on a sensational new novel called, Honey Bun. Movie queen Phyllis Richter will appear in the cinema version of it. Big game hunters Gerry Baldy Mallett and D. Doug Dales have deserted their wives, artist Lucille Percier and tree surgeon Carole Dempster, to lead a South African hunting safari. Just before collapsing Sam heard Bud say to Lou, The fulfillment of this prophecy proves that many a true word is said in jest. 23

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A vigrx ...ascii-1-' ' ,W Q ,ii lf M 6 . ' As the morn broke on Sloppy Sam Newmagiiis Bar the only two customers left were sitting at a corner table cjilebratingllthe of the Class Prophecy they wrote thirteen years Sam heard ony' of Let's read it just like we did in l95l i i? Barry Burnham predicts his Life of Meafballn will outsell Natalie Carroll's book, Don't Tell secre- tary Mayme Papa laid the publisher Fearless desk it singed the varnish. Critic of the Barbutti Bugle, reviewed Barry'5. book in one word Judy Seigle, of the law firm of Seigle 6' Sons brought action to court agiinst Mr. Blackledge. Judge Ken Holck held up Seigle's suit and Blackle e was warden Conklin's custody and then sent to the Miller penitgntiary, after that famous con man, Greek Mi l ler. Pat McGown, former Gench of l95l, now with Hargan, Osburn, and Canovai5iProductions,gif just finished her last picture, Covered Girl. Production of film up when camera man Dick Ygglwacott and electrician TerryfgfSchultz a Eight over follies beauty Assistant Feder? Prosecutgn ityyiyy M irty Roseff is investigating ,gliiutherfdfgd politics because of election of lll Hank Hayman to Lyle Councli. Mayor T. Jules Forheciiggresigned his to avoid investigatgn. Councillg woman Karen Nelson elected Mlqyor. The first womaig Mayor Rutherford's history. that her fligst official act would fire catcher Dan Polls who haQ5'Elltg,,caught a dogiiin six years. The town of Rutherf rd a special Wetbion recently. Tfigiwefllilion was whether to let Bob Rieii i a bartendingliimursie in the nigh School. ' Pouch Riley beer magnate a statement sayings., This courk is a must for basketball players. Stro fmition came from thHk,Mlomen'sl2lProhibition isn t necessary. lt doesn t t h school kids anythi 1 I ,S ll in S League headed by Doris -7 ev Tyrrell. The slfgdgclents still out 1 1 l g xx Si . he Q H 'J triumph, this time over Canvas' , ampbell and Jolting Jolflln Flore. The The great Australian tag if' ' ocketing Resniks gored another, losers manager Don Nathan becarn fgo incensed at the outcome that he hit referee Bob Ford with a wooden boafgq Bob was immediately rus-hed to the hospital where Doctor Marie Johann Zmrated to remove splinters. Nurse Ann Laanes said that Bob was feeling bellwkgg, although he will not be able to sit down for a couple of weeks. Virgina Jackson was released from Dave ll5lgrten's all girl band because she refused to sing any other song than Stormy Vwegatheru. Shoe horn plhqyer Ruth Rembert quit also, and said that she and Virgilftigg are going to formliqa all boys' band. Police Inspector Aldo LoPresti is still hunting for momgv Jackie Cox, who disappeared when modeling socialite Marion Kelley's genwggie Lapin coat. Jungle John Allen and Big Beaver Waring, returning fro ,aAfrica, said that they saw Jackie at Ulla Ulla on the Congo, where her lover, Hastings is waiting for a divorce from Pat Meyer. John said their marriage on the 22 Nwfwt on strike because the course gd. Marcia Pickeringgid, his course Fi' swift 1 1 T i X

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Best Dressed LUCILLE PERCIER GEORGE PABST Class Chatterboxes LOUISE EHRHARDT WALTER RILEY M! 1, Jw' Most Athletic VIRGINIA JACKSON HENRY HAYMAN Q . I I Cutest JACQUELINE COX BOB RIENZI 24 AL Class Wolves FRANCES KU LAS GERRY MALLETT Best Looking JACQUELINE COX DON MILLER Best Students JOAN SULLIVAN JOHN HASTINGS