Rutherford High School - Rutherfordian Yearbook (Rutherford, NJ)

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'1 5 K ..-7: I If X on the road is Carol Jones' minstrel troupe, starring Louise Longnecker, Audrey Stone, and Faith Hus- ton. While in New York they met Priscilla Brown, who now owns a flea circus and side show. Her main attraction is Jane Grey and Anne Knudten, who pose as Siamese twins. Sherrill Mallett and Dot Ropp are about to publish an article exposing the show as a fraud and Priscilla is prepared to flee. Miss Joan Jenkins has been'informed by Jackie Galloway that she is the latest big winner in the Pyramid Club. Joan, who joined a mere ten years ago, is finally cleaning up. The only switch is she must go to Egypt to collect. Joan was looking for a Camel to ride on her trip but she found that Lady Doctor Joyce Anderson had smoked them all up. Joyce has opened up offices over Merrick Newbold's pawn shop. One of Newbe's latest cus- tomers was Wes Stagg, who hocked his basket- ball letters. Speaking of athletics, Harry Quigley just signed his contract with the New York Giants. Al Bogle is manager of the club, while Spunky Rogers broadcasts all home games. The new own- ers of the club are sweater manufacturers Nancy Van Buren and Ruth Van Brookhaven. Attending games frequently is big game hunter Bob Day. Bob has been hired. 'by women explorers Anita Bothner, Phyllis Bower, and Eleanor Wilson to lead their expedition to Africa. The girls are going in the interests of science and will be accompanied by fearless Rich Racheter, the famed movie gang- ster. The trip is being paid for by Jean Tosca, Daphne Suss, and Marjorie Lentz, who are also backing a new Broadway play. It is a parody of Shakespeare's famous play and is called Omelet Steve Van Osten and Norma Simpson are the stars. The play was written by Doris Faley, who now heads the English department at R, H. S. Recently elected to the school board were Mabel Southwick and Doctor Bill Black. ,Bill was a popular choice when he promised to fix up the high school track which he referred to as the big rut. Jack Wallace has followed in his father's foot- steps as a coach. His girl's wrestling team is the best in the nation. Ken Eynon won the National Ping Pong Tournament andlpromoter Al Daub has planned a European tour for him. Chemist Ted Adams, while watching Ken- play, conceived an idea for a breakfast cereal. It is composed of lit- tle white balls of sugared cellulose and is called Gnip Gnops, which is ping pong spelled back- wards. The name was thought up by advertising man George Oliver, The project is being backed by Janet Biggs, Josephine Alongi, and Phyllis Whiteside, who now own a roller skating rink. Bob Schoenberg and Lee Twist were just ap- pointed vice presidents in charge of odors in the Harold Fishbeck Fragrant Cheese Company. The appointment was made by the big cheese himself, President Bob Ely. Bob, who has made himself a fortune, was just appointed chairman of the Demo- cratic National Committee. Meanwhile, Paul Mer- win, the traveling minister, has escaped from the clutches of husband hunters Marion Terhune and Joanne Streichert. When last heard of Paul was on a slow boat to China. The girls hired pilots Bill Anderson and Whitey Aydelotte to search for the boat. The search failed, .so the girls married the boys instead of paying them. Ron Chaffee is singing in Bob Uehlein and Ridgeway Case's new musical, Arizona. The hit song was written by Virginia Russell and is called Hugo Where I Go. Recently a dinner was given for scientists John Pramke and Jim Dunn in celebration of their new atomic nutcracker. Master of Ceremonies Bill Luke introduced the celebrities including artist Dorinda Smith, Profes- sor Carl Krebs, famed track coach Al lllinger, and comedian Carol ithey wanted a girl and look what they goti Castricum. Also present was Jim Car- bonetti, who has lost his popularity since he opened his skunk farm. He just doesn't have good scents. Barbara Hensle, Isabel Halliday, and Anne Har- rison own an exclusive dress shop and have hired models Joan Wappler and Joyce Hendricks, Across the street is Jerry Walker's famed Turkish Baths, which cater to such renowned women athletes as Alice Giles and Dot Mozian. Dot, the first woman golfer to enter the National Open, lost when caddy Marion Smith accidentally kicked her ball, costing her a stroke. Her opponent, Laughing Boy Don Davies, got a big kick out of the whole affair. Janet Phillips has opened The Wee English Tea Shoppe and trucking tycooniks Flo Joralemon is her favorite customer. Flo recently had trouble with her drivers, when union head Rich Schaerer told the boys to go on strike. Mediator Elaine Vellacott settled the matter and was praised by columnist Bob Harding in his column Bungling Along. Bob's column was recently blasted by Conrad Nicotine Schultz who said, His column is like a thunderstorm-in fact when you read it aloud it sounds like hail. Now it is ended, its sadness and mirth. You may take it for what it's worth. lt's predictions may come true. Please don't laughlg they're predictions of you. Now that it's ended, l'll lay down my pen And finish by saying a most reverent Amen. s K.

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